Vol 5 Chapter 108: Do nothing

Chapter 108 Does not do useless work
"Nuwa Tuan made people, made stones to make up the sky and became a god. Fuxi played gossip, and the marriage and Nvwa together became a god.
In addition to the evil beasts, the Yellow Emperor exterminated the poisonous insects and became the god. The Yan Emperor started the cultivation, tasted the herbs, and opened the market to communicate with each other.
Du Kang became a by brewing wine, Yi Ya became the ancestor of the kitchen chef with salt plum, Luban Ming made wood craftsman's ancestor, Kong Qiu was better than the of education, Sun Zicheng was the of the world, Li Erqi Green Cow out of the Valley of Letters Keep morals and become gods ...
In this case, I am making waterwheels, metallurgical iron, paper, and printing first. Now that there is gunpowder, why can't I call myself a god? "
Numerous examples were put out in one breath, so that He Chou's face, which had become pig liver color, finally returned to his usual color.
It's normal to walk with people. If people around you suddenly tell you that he has become a god, this feeling is very bad.
Su Zhi hugged her husband's arm and flashed his big eyes in worship, saying: "Fu Jun Gong is in the world and will surely become a in the future."
Yun Lang laughed: "As long as you don't have your head cut off by your majesty, there should be no problem."
He Chou laughed and said, "Is God afraid of death?"
Yun Lang laughed: "Only people who live long will become gods."
He Chouyou laughed, but suddenly stopped, looking at Yun Lang and said: "Why must it be me?"
Yun Lang said: "You know my secret the most. You are most close to your majesty. I also know that the reason why Yun's lack of surveillance in the past few years is all thanks to you. Yun, your majesty will not at least doubt what I did against him. "
He Chou frowned: "Your Majesty is no longer waiting to see me."
Yun Lang shook his head and said: "Wrong, with His Majesty's temperament, if he doesn't want to see you anymore, he will remove you and hurry up.
I don't know what caused His Majesty to let you go easily. I only know that His Majesty is not a nostalgic person, nor is he an open-minded person.
Now, can you tell me the reason? "
He Chou did not answer, just sighed: "After many years, I have been intimidated by you again since I was scared by Hou Hou.
I have to accept these two threats obediently, and they are more terrifying each time. If the old man lives a little longer, maybe Huo Guang will be intimidated ...
The old man ’s ingenuity is not the best. In front of you, even if you can kill you, you have to be controlled by people everywhere. This may be the life of the old man. In this regard, the old man accepts his life. "
After hearing He Chou say this, Yun Lang finally showed a satisfied smile.
The gunpowder exploded, and it wasn't just the wild beasts in the mountains ... God knows where this thing will explode!
The most terrifying thing about gunpowder was not the moment when it exploded, but the period when he was about to explode.
"A long time ago, there was a villa called Peacock Villa, and there was a terrible weapon called Peacock Ling in Peacock Villa.
It is said that once such a weapon appears, the middleman will die without exception. "
"So is that Peacock Villa always safe?"
Yun Lang smiled bitterly: "I heard that there is none.
Before they were used, their family was safe for many years.
When a generation of their family used this thing to kill the enemy, their family soon died. "
He Chou said with a sneer: "If you don't take the shot, others will still be afraid of the third. No one wants to be the first dead person. When the first dead person appears, God knows who is the next one.
Wouldn't your Yun's gunpowder be used as a peacock feather? "
"If you are willing to keep it secret, I want this thing to appear in the slave squad. Anyway, the weaponry of the slave squad has far surpassed that of the Han fighters. I heard that the steel folding crossbows have come out. Appeared, I think it is appropriate. "
"You hate Guo Jie so much?"
"I don't hate, it's just that he is the most suitable, plus he was completely out of Yun's a while ago, and under all kinds of causes and effects, it appeared very good in his hands."
The tiger growled loudly, and he looked at the bush next to him indifferently. A fat wild boar sprang out of the bush in fright. The tiger ’s threat was too big for him to dare to hide. .
The tiger's two front paws have popped long nails, and the moment the wild boar swept the body, the two paws rested on the back of the wild boar, and they heard a hoarse hiss, and the back of the wild boar was much Seven or eight cracked blood mouths, the wild boar's forward impulsive momentum is not reduced, He Chouyou flashed to avoid, watching the pig hit the tree, the wild boar standing up, his head has been already One of the tiger's paws was stuck in his face, and he just tore it hard, and half of the wild boar's skin was torn off.
After tearing off the eyes and half of the ears of the wild boar, the tiger jumped far away. He didn't like to let the blood of the wild boar get on his fur.
Yun Lang and Su Zhi looked at each other with relish. They were just a wild boar, but they could not beat tigers, so they were very safe. They were very safe.
He Chou had a look at the painful wild boar, and then looked at the lively tiger standing leisurely on the side, could not help shaking his head, raised his hand and dropped the long knife in his hand, the long knife passed through the neck of the wild boar, After puncturing the heart accurately, the huge wild boar stood on the ground for a while and fell to the ground.
He Chouyou walked over and pulled out a long knife, rubbing blood on the wild boar, and said to Yunlang: "If you can't eat it, the intestine will be broken by the tiger."
Su Zhi sighed: "Poor pig, all the other pigs ran down the mountain, just run down the mountain."
He Chou said with a sneer: "It is pitiful for this pig, but Guo Xie is more pitiful!
Your husband never harms others, and never kills others. "
Su Zhi stared at He Chou You Dao with wide eyes: "My husband never harms others. Only when others harm our family, will my husband resist."
He Chou had a look at Yun Lang, Yun Lang frowned: "Yun's has been pushed out of the circle of the slave trap.
When Yun's caravan in Shuzhong crossed the Three Gorges of the Yangtze River, they hit the reef, and the ship shattered to pieces ... Putting on sixteen men in servants and only returning alive.
I began to think that it was just a boat accident. After the servants came back, I realized that Guo Jie was already very important in Shuzhong. Vessels going up and down the Yangtze River must listen to his dispatch. If not, the ship would be destroyed.
My housekeeper ignored Guo Jie's set, so the boss of the boat that drove the boat drove the boat to the reef. "
"Guo Xie dare to do this?"
"Don't dare, if Guo Jie is the man who manages the ship, he will not dare to give him the boldness ..."
"So, don't blame Guo Jie on this matter!"
"So, I didn't directly harm Guo Jie as you said. I just gave him a choice. If he can manage the gunpowder well and only use it outside the domain, this thing will make him unfavorable.
If you get the country, or your majesty knows, the consequences can be expected. "
"Aren't you afraid that this poisonous dragon is not under your control? I mean this guy has gunpowder?"
Yun Lang laughed silently.
He Chou gritted his teeth and said, "You don't give him real gunpowder, do you?"
Yun Lang smiled and said: "It looks like gunpowder. It sounds like gunpowder after the explosion. Even if you smell the gunpowder, why do you say he is not gunpowder?"
He Chou said for a moment in silence: "Who can get the real gunpowder?"
Yun Lang said: "What do you say?"
He Chou said with a sigh: "It seems that only Huo is going to be sick."
"Your Majesty has never given enough troops to get sick. Since I became a military officer, I have always faced the battle with less victory than more.
My old brother, who was a long march in history, now has fewer than a hundred people. The fierce enemies fight, I do n’t want them to continue to fight the Huns, and those who can solve it with gunpowder will no longer use the sword. "
He Chou said with a long smile: "It's not wrong to be intimidated by you. The pretentious Guo Jie is this poor wild boar in your eyes, right?
Huo Qubing is the tiger around you who is treated as your brother, right?
Throw out the poor wild boar to let the other beasts peck, bite, and then let your tiger brother take the opportunity to spread his minions and raise his prestige in the real world.
In the end, your majesty cannot move or dare to move your group of people. This should be your ultimate goal, right? "
"No, you are wrong, we are doing this for the sake of the Hans, not for personal gains. This is a day to come!"
He Chouyou looked up at the cloudy sky and felt that Yun Lang's oath had no credibility. He could only sigh and took the lead in striding down the meteor.