Chapter 33:
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Paper Lover
- 楚寒衣青
- 2125 characters
- 2021-03-03 09:50:25
It is already very embarrassing to be scolded by readers with the silver treasure chest.
But in fact, this is not the end...
Almost two hours after the appearance of the silver treasure chest, a post appeared in the world of paper.
Theme: [Shuabang] In ancient times, Shennong tasted all kinds of grasses, and now there is a grain regiment against thousands of cannons. 11.08-Sweep this issue to force a special guest.
content:
"Old rules, the evaluation of the article is divided into poisonous weeds, hay, forage, and fairy grass."
"Poisonous grass green, dry grass brown, grain grass blue, fairy grass red.
"The reading chapters should be more than 20 chapters and can be evaluated in one sentence, but only comments with more than 300 words will be selected as excellent comments and Huimo will be rewarded.
"The old rules are over, talk about private goods.
"The special guest is the one who opened the screen today.
"He just did a show operation today... I won't mention the specific show operation, anyway, the special show. The host is attracted to read the article after reading it. After reading it, he has a strong desire to complain. Put it in the special guest column. In short, the main task of the post is still Sanjiang He forcedly push it. If you are interested, please check it out."
The original poster is finished.
One minute after speaking, the host followed the building himself.
Brush the list: "Nine Crossings"
Grade: Poisonous Weed-Fairy Grass
One-sent evaluation: an article that makes it hard to give up, an author that makes it hard to evaluate, the combination of fairy and poison, devour ~ soul ~ seize ~ soul~
2nd floor: "I want to say that the host has a virus? There is nothing wrong with the combination of fairy and poison, but as for one word with red and green for the whole floor, it makes my scalp explode."
3rd floor: "Did the people upstairs read this article from the father-in-law? This article made people scalp in all aspects. The host's comment was just right. I confirmed that my eyes are a companion at the bottom of the hole."
4th floor:
Brush the list: "Nine Crossings"
Level: Poison Poison Poison Poison
One sentence evaluation: Nima, was poisoned to death, every day I want to chase after the article and tear the author. It's beeping--
5th floor: "Poisonous weeds are green, what does the purple upstairs mean..."
6th floor: "Poison superimposes poison, which means severe toxicity."
7th floor:
Brush the list: "Nine Crossings"
Level: Fanshu’s level is not suitable for him
One sentence evaluation: The evaluation of a mortal is not suitable for him.
8th floor: "This building has progressed to colorful neon laser color?!"
9th floor: "No, it's not enough to show that the father-in-law is truly refined."
...
One hour passed.
The poster reminds everyone on the 150th floor.
"Our main task is to push back, not to fancy evaluation of the father-in-law."
Two hours passed.
The landlord knelt down on the 300th floor.
"Dear food groups, I was wrong. I shouldn't take the lead in evaluating the special guests. I only know that the special guests are poisonous, but I really don’t know that the special guests can be poisoned like this. Everyone give me someone other than the special guests. Can you make a serious comment? The task of sweeping the rankings will not be completed ah ah ah ah!"
But it was too late.
The crooked post is not coming back.
The food groups who entered the post happily wrote comments in various colors, and tried to prove that the public is different!
At the end of the day, the host was forced to open another post on the forum and re-scan the list.
Without a certain highly toxic person, the new ranking posts are finally back on track.
The poster once again went back to the old post, pondered for a moment, and changed the title of the list to
"Subject: [Tweet] A piece of paper in the Jiudu Li Palace, half of the wall is rustling and half of the wall is red, poor Shennong in the world, sacrificing himself in a pit to visit his father-in-law."
Li Shuoxing didn't know what happened in the forum.
Throughout the afternoon, he worked diligently and conscientiously in front of the computer to write essays, and finally finished 5,000 words, and it was 6 o'clock in the afternoon.
He breathed a sigh of relief and took a look on the Internet. He unexpectedly found that his "Jiu Du" surpassed Silent Stream on the weekly recommendation list and became the first recommendation of the week. The rest of the click collection data also climbed, and now there are 100,000 in the background. .
This data is indeed rising fast.
But the specifics depend on the results when it is put on the shelves.
While thinking about it, the phone suddenly shook, and the courier sent a message:
"Hello, your courier has been in and out of the courier box at the door three times. Have you not returned from a trip?"
Li Shuoxing: "..."
I completely forgot about it.
I have to pick up a courier at night.
I just don't want to eat the cold takeaway that was delivered slowly.
Just go for a meal and take a walk by the way.
After making a decision, Li Shuoxing slowly got up from the sofa, changed clothes and went downstairs, walked along the roadside for a while, found a small restaurant that hadn't been eaten before, and had a casual meal.
When the food is finished, the sky is already dim, and the sparks are blooming in the winter night of the city for the first time, rendering the city glorious, and only the cold wind in the night can blow a bit of winter bleak...
suddenly.
A gust of north wind roared, and a fierce cold rushed on Li Shuoxing's face.
Li Shuoxing: "..."
He raised his hand and wiped his face, it was all water. Look up again, the rain is like silver silk on Christmas Eve, one after another.
The crowd around the road commotion, most of them took out their umbrellas and held them forward.
Li Shuoxing, empty-handed, became an outlier in the crowd.
But Li said Xing was very calm.
He took out his phone Baidu.
The nearest canteen is 300 meters away from him, and his home is 500 meters away.
The commissary and his house are located in opposite directions, 800 meters apart.
He took back the phone, continued to be calm, braved the light rain, and continued to go home.
Isn't it only 500 meters? It's here in five minutes. What umbrella to buy is not enough.
Li said Xing never tossed. It took him five minutes to walk home, and within these five minutes, he thought of a particularly good follow-up writing method, so when he entered the house, the water droplets on his head did not give up twice, and he rushed back to the computer to quickly code words. , Use text to fix the plot that touches yourself.
One night, 5,000 words broke out again.
When the essay was finished, Li Shuoxing's liver was also exhausted.
He exhausted his last strength, took himself into the bathroom, came out five minutes later, and fell asleep on the bed.
then.
the next day.
The early Li Shuoxing touched the phone and entered the game directly.
As he entered the game, he felt something was wrong.
Own voice.
It hurts?
After entering the game, load the voice package first.
As always, a letter floated across the screen and dropped into the mailbox.
Li Shuoxing was worried about the voice function, and quickly opened the email and took a look.
From: System
Theme: Love it 1.04 version
[New content]
(1) Open voice system
[Update explanation]
Dear player:
After two hours of maintenance in the early morning, the system has opened the voice function. Click the voice mark in the chat box to start a voice chat with your lover. Thank you players for your patience, and hereby present a small gift:
【Contribution value×50】
Getting rich depends on maintenance!
This system is very good.
Li Shuoxing received 50 contribution points satisfactorily, immediately closed the mailbox and started looking for the villain.
The sky in the game today is very beautiful, with a bit of green in the blue and white clouds, which is a strange charm.
He found the villain in the courtyard who was watering the pumpkin seedlings.
It was almost three days, and the pumpkins in the courtyard had grown one by one, but the skin was still blue. It was estimated that they would mature until noon.
In order not to scare the villain, Li Shuoxing first clicked on the chat box and entered a word.
"stamp."
The light screen flashed and appeared before him.
Su Mingqian was startled first, then put down the kettle and stood up in surprise: "Are you here?"
Li Shuoxing: "I'm coming! The feature update is successful, let's try voice chat~"
With that, he followed the system prompts and clicked the voice button on the chat box.
When the button is pressed, the chat box interface changes, the input area disappears, and it becomes an interface similar to a voice call, with a shaking microphone on the top and the four words waiting to be answered below.
A similar picture appeared on the light screen.
But waiting to answer the four words becomes answer/reject.
Su Mingqian's heart jumped.
The weather suddenly became hot at this moment, causing a thin layer of sweat to pour out of his palm.
He wiped his fingertips, wiped away the sweat, took a breath in silence, then raised his hand and clicked to answer.
Su Mingqian: "Ximu?"
A clear voice came from the earpiece, like the dewdrop that I saw in the morning, clear and clear, after entering the ear and turning around, I can still feel a kind of tranquility from my heart.
The sound is surprisingly nice.
Li Shuoxing was taken aback when he heard it, and then replied, "Baby, your voice is so good."
He frowned after speaking.
The throat hurts even more.
The voice can hardly come out, the whole tone is changed.
I knew I would not go out yesterday...
Before complaining in his heart, Li Shuoxing suddenly found that the surroundings were quiet.
He let out a question: "Baby?"
But the villain on the screen did not respond.
For some reason, the villain was stunned, standing still, without saying anything, not moving, not even turning his eyes, only knowing to stare at the light screen firmly, but stare at the gray eyes of the light screen. Also sluggish.
The system narration began to flash, and line by line emergency prompts were refreshed:
[Warning, lovers have too much mood swings, please do something quickly! 】
[Warning, lovers have too much mood swings, please do something quickly! 】
Li said Xing didn't have to pay attention to these tips.
He looked at the screen and saw the flood of affection on the head of the sluggish little man.
-1 floated out of the villain's head.
-2 floated out of the villain's head.
-3-4-5-6, the negative numbers continue, and each negative number adds 1 more than the previous negative number. In just a short while, nearly 100 favorability points are deducted!
What happened!
Li Shuoxing almost vomited blood.
He got up anxiously, and reached out to push the villain on the screen: "Cab Cub? Cub, are you okay?"
Then, the sluggish little man on the screen finally woke up. He seemed to be flicked by a whip, took two steps, and avoided Li Shuoxing like the plague, stammering: "You, you--"
Li Shuoxing: "What's wrong with me? I-cough cough cough cough."
He spoke in a hurry, his throat was itchy, and he coughed violently.
Su Mingqian was at a loss, especially helpless: "Your voice, how..."
Li Shuoxing finally recovered from his cough, and his voice became even more muted: "I caught a cold yesterday and my throat was swollen, so my voice changed. Why, did you scare you?"
Li Shuoxing thinks this is impossible.
How timid to be scared by the hoarse voice.
But why is it not because of this?
He looked at the fascination pool that was descending like a flood, helpless and almost helpless.
Helplessly, Li Shuoxing suddenly realized that after he had finished speaking, Su Mingqian blinked and then blinked again. The declining favorability level on his head unexpectedly slowed down, not so fast.
……what?
Su Mingqian: "Have you caught a cold?"
Li said Xing: "Yes?"
Su Mingqian: "Is my voice dumb?"
Li said Xing: "Yes."
Su Mingqian was cautious: "Are you dumb?"
Li Shuoxing: "It's very powerful..."
Su Mingqian seemed to grab a life-saving straw: "Then, isn't your original voice like this?"
Li said Xing: "No."
The straw stopped the steadily declining favorability, and then became a little +1, floating out of Su Mingqian's head.
Su Mingqian's tight bowstring voice eased, and his sigh of relief was so obvious: "Then what's your original voice like..."
It's really because my voice is hoarse, and it's because of my husky voice.
Li Shuoxing felt incredible.
But something incredible in the game is normal.
He answered very confidently: "My original voice is a hundred times better than now!"
After he finished speaking, he still didn't know what to say, and despite the faint pain in his throat, he added: "I am in good health, and my throat will be better tomorrow, and then you will be able to hear my real voice."