Chapter 83:
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Paper Lover
- 楚寒衣青
- 2336 characters
- 2021-03-03 09:50:38
On the night of January 5 in Guangzhou, the tables of ordinary food stalls were filled with empty beer and bare skewers. The two men sat opposite each other, full of food and drink.
The one on the left is a baby face with a longevity card hanging on his chest, a string of Bodhi beads in his hand, blushing, and his mouth is: "Ji Liu, what have you been doing recently? No more changes, no more votes. Tickets, the monthly ticket has been pressed for five days and has not been pressed enough. Are you really going to give way?"
Jerry is a very fat man.
He has a big white figure, is tall, has a wide body, and has a big belly. He looks flexible, and has a soft feeling that makes people want to sink in.
His temper is just like his appearance, not hurried or slow, and warmly: "Old mine, adding is not a problem, but the recent wind is making people nervous. I really don't want to wear women's clothing."
Babyface’s network ID "There is a mine at home" is the gold alliance of Jiliu. This time I tracked Jiliu and Li Shuoxing’s monthly ticket battle, in my eyes and in my heart, there was no specific response when I hit Jiliu several times on the Internet. , Today, just hit the fly to find someone.
There is a mine in the house, and I slapped the table, and opened my mouth, "What's wrong with women's clothing, it's just women's clothing! You lose if you don't wear women's clothing, but you lose your dignity! The dignity of a man! The dignity of an author!"
Still silent, his heart is clear.
I don't wear women's clothing. I lost my monthly pass. I lost my dignity for a month.
I wear women's clothing, I won the monthly pass, and I lost my dignity for ten years.
Without a response, the mine at home is in a hurry: "I will arrange a golden alliance for you, and you have arranged the women's clothing quickly!"
Silent stream: "Impossible."
There are mines at home: "Ten!"
Silent stream helplessly: "Let's be more realistic, do you think my figure looks like a dress?"
The mine at home slammed his hand off the bottle on the table. He gritted his teeth and said, "Well, you are not in women's clothing. I am in women's clothing. You don't want to make a debut. I will send myself out. Isn't it a women's debut? Who? Who is afraid of! We have to fight the other side to the end, if it is a man, we will definitely not admit it!" He yelled, "You remember to add more, ten, twenty, thirty, I will give you a big gift!--"
This guy, have a big drink...
Ji Liu thought to himself as he watched the mine at home.
But it doesn't matter if you add it, it is a rhythm he is familiar with. As long as you don't wear women's clothing, everything is easy to say.
Jiliu readily agreed: "No problem."
He has already begun to plan in his heart, how he can maximize the benefits of the explosion, while sending this guy out, and picking himself from the whirlpool of women's clothing...
Ji Liu smiled and looked at the mine at home, pouring wine frequently, and diligently persuading the wine.
On January 7th, at eight o'clock in the evening, it ends on the last day of the double monthly pass in January.
Suddenly, the end APP pops up a banner advertisement for all users. The content of the advertisement is:
"There is a mine at home to reward the "Lord of Ten Thousand Multiplications" with 100 million terminal coins: there is no silence, brothers support you!"
At the moment the ad popped up, all the users who saw it with their mobile phone were attracted by the long 0 in the notification, and started counting 0 involuntarily.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8...
Maybe I'm too dizzy to count, just count it again.
1, 2, 3...
There is nothing wrong with the counting. 1 is followed by 8 0s. There is a mine in the house to reward Jiliu with 100 million terminal coins, which is 1 million yuan.
People were silent, and then people exploded.
They were shocked by a million and couldn't control their hands at all. They clicked on the app, grabbed the Supreme Treasure Box, and then entered "Lord of Ten Thousand Vehicles". They happened to see that there was a mine in the house of the big local tyrant who was in the banner advertisement just now. Point-to-point direct spraying. In addition to being rich, the big local tyrants also surpassed the others:
"Isn't it just women's clothing? It's as if anyone can't wear women's clothing."
"I have a mine at home, and I wear women's clothing live!"
"Everyone is wearing women's clothing. What are you proud of? There is no Golden League yet, right? Oh, as long as you can raise funds for a Golden League, I will write a'service' and eat it!"
The users in the end point have already praised the large number of mines at home, but the vibration is more than that.
Ten minutes later, "Lord of Ten Thousand Vehicles" updated fifty chapters.
Jiliu directly exploded more than one hundred thousand words, repaying the huge rewards of mines at home!
The atmosphere was completely heated up, every inch of the air was shining with dazzling sparks, everyone was crazy, even the monthly ticket.
One million renminbi as a gift of 10,000 monthly passes, plus the double monthly pass effect at the beginning of January, increased the monthly pass of "Lord of Ten Thousand Multipliers" by 20,000, plus the scattered votes cast by many readers at the moment, directly increasing by 30,000 Tickets, surpassed "Jiudu" by rocket speed, and ranked first on the monthly ticket list!
At this time, Li Saixing was watching the video.
The women's clothing promised by the Silver League has now been fulfilled one after another, and even the video is also being recorded, but the latter is still in the internal error correction link and has not been put on the Internet.
Li Shuoxing rubbed Zazai's account and watched the various versions all night, and almost died of laughter.
Then he was determined by the egg.
The egg was calm: "Father-in-law, a million yuan trench came across, and it feels cold."
Li Shuo Xingwei was taken aback.
The egg calmly said: "Then the silent stream will be over 50 chapters, and it feels cooler."
Li Shuoxing was taken aback.
Dan Ding thought freely: "Although it's impossible. But father-in-law, if your text also comes with a million rewards, hey, how beautiful the picture is..."
Li said that Xingxin's heart thumped, and he was suddenly afraid.
The things that Dan Ding said freely are indeed impossible.
But not afraid of ten thousand, just in case.
As a precaution, Li Shuoxing hurriedly opened his article, before he had time to read the discussion area, he edited a single chapter and sent it out. He clearly stated in the single chapter: "Don't be impulsive! There is no 50 change, no 50 change! Even if I wear women's clothing, there is no 50 change!"
At the same time he sent out a single chapter.
At the end, a horizontal banner popped up again.
"Bill Bridge Booth rewarded "Nine Crossings" with 100 million final coins: Who has no mines? Father-in-law, come on 50 more! Women's clothing I will bear."
The user base at the end was another earthquake.
Fans and passers-by both endured the second impact, and they all ignited.
Li Shuoxing's discussion area is the same as Jiliu's discussion area, which is about to be maxed out by readers.
When he first saw the bars, Li said Xing was numb.
He held himself up and left a message in the most discussed post: "There really is no more than 50 changes. Can you refund the reward..."
Soon after he left a message, Bill Bridge Booth came in.
Bill Bridge Booth replied: ":)"
The book friends laughed crazy.
At this time, the book friends were very gentle, and they all lit up their deception skills:
"Don't be afraid, father-in-law, come down from the tree, you really don't need women's clothing."
"Who said he wanted women's clothing? Stand up and I will kill him!"
"Father-in-law, you are an author. We are all joking. We never want to see your women's clothing. We just want to see your updates."
"You said it yourself, you just need to carry the weight and move forward. We are all following you and supporting you~"
Do you think I will be fooled by you?
Ha ha.
When my 50s are over, you will surely revisit women's clothing after you have finished eating, and let me make my debut again.
Li Shuoxing looked at these messages and thought.
He continued to refuse, firmly refused, and repeatedly refused.
However, no matter what he posted, Bill Bridge Booth always showed up in time and responded accurately: ":)"
After a long stalemate, Li Shuoxing received a call.
The call was from Changpu, and she has turned into a screaming chicken: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, father, you want to update, The fifty chapters are updated and one chapter cannot be less, which is a million ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"
Li said Xing hung up.
The camel was crushed by the last straw.
His eyes were red, he leaned in front of the computer, and begged Cub for comfort, he was pitiful: "Cub"
The trouble was so big, Su Mingqian understood the situation as early as the first time.
When he saw Ximu's red eyes approaching, he was nervous, and quickly patted him across the screen: "Ximu, it's okay, there will be more text. After you update the 100,000 characters, there are 80,000 characters left."
Li said the star heart was broken into pieces: "There will be no more, my hundred thousand words..."
Su Mingqian: "Yes, I will, I will supervise your writing more seriously!"
Li said Xingxin was even more broken and turned into a dregs: "Baby, you have to comfort me, you have to kiss me, I can't live anymore, Jiliu, you are really the enemy of my life!!!"
Su Mingqian didn't hesitate at this time, he actually wanted to go out and hug Ximu, but unfortunately he couldn't do it, so he had to get on the screen and prepare to kiss Li Shuoxing's cheek.
Li Shuoxing leaned forward, leaning halfway, he paused, raised his finger to press his lips: "Not cheeks, but here."
Su Mingqian was stunned.
He looked at Li Shuoxing, and saw the other party's smiling and seemingly serious eyes: "Kiss...?"
Li Shuoxing: "Baby, if you don't want to, we can also change to the original position."
Su Mingqian subconsciously said: "No."
He realized what he had said when the voice was uttered.
His face was a little hot, he looked at Ximu and slowly moved closer.
Li said Xing was already waiting on the screen.
His forehead was against the screen and his eyes were half closed. In this position, he could not see Su Mingqian's actions on the screen, but at a certain moment, a strong feeling suddenly flashed in his heart
Su Mingqian kissed me.
feel……
After drinking, I feel a little dizzy.
Li Shuoxing supported his forehead and felt the heat on his skin.
He was silent for a moment, raised his eyes, and laughed at Su Mingqian on the screen: "Baby, you took my first kiss, you are responsible for me."
Su Mingqian nodded indiscriminately, turned his head and flew away on the blanket, leaving only a vague sentence: "I'm already in charge."
On the screen, there are still a few lines of narration, slid slowly:
[Su Mingqian is extremely shy. 】
[Su Mingqian is very happy. 】
[Su Mingqian ran away. 】
At the end of the day, Li Shuoxing still updated 50 updates, and after the update, he was paralyzed.
And things continue to ferment.
In the back garden of Internet authors, the world of paper will also be affected by this incident. The forum has been completely screened by this incident. Everyone in every section, every post, says the same thing.
One of the posts is the most representative.
Owner:
"The smoke of the New Year's monthly pass is coming, and it is not uncommon for one hundred thousand to explode. The smashing of one million is still going on, and all women's women are angry at C-how to evaluate the dispute between Caramel Nishiki and Jiryu's monthly pass?"
Reply to everyone:
"Two sacred books, two sacred men, I am beyond the reach of mortals."
"Women's clothing is justice, women's clothing is high!"
"The big boss these days is a bit weird, don't guess what is thinking in your heart."
"Father-in-law's road to the deity."
"The end of this year's height, the end of this matter."
By the next day, things were still fermenting. First, it was spread and discussed by various book friends, directly triggered a lot of heated discussions on Weibo, and was summarized and commented by various online media. Then, #頂頁壕粉雲話擊一万RMB #的TAG, the last few people on the hot search.
The official striker, who has been paying attention to this matter, is still hot, quietly buying it first in the hot search.
The moment the hot search reached the top, things broke out!
All the people on Weibo knew about this. They first succumbed to the magic of money, and then they were blinded by the hot-eyed women's clothing picture in the marketing account. Amidst both pros and cons, they flocked to the end. , Gathering crowds to watch two divine books.
Caramel Westwood, Jiliu, Bridge Million, Mine Million, all of the pages of Weibo, WeChat, and even paper media were flashed in an instant.
This incomparable heat also brought Li Shuoxing an incomparable effect.
The original 35W collection surged by 20W a day and became 55W. 4W5 subscriptions also doubled, approaching 10W subscriptions, refreshing the highest average subscription record at the terminal station.
As for the wireless terminal other than the main station, the performance is equally strong. With a very small number of words, it has already rushed to the top three selling points, which can be described as extremely popular.
This twists and turns of monthly ticket wars ends here, and basically ends early.
No one is a loser, and the heat of working together has benefited both sides of the competition.
The two parties who benefited, Li Shuoxing and Jiliu, were all in front of the computer, staying up late and struggling to code.
tired.
sleepy.
I want to sleep