Chapter 667: Meatloaf of the Year

Chapter 667: The Meat Roe
People die of popularity, and everyone estimates that they have heard a lot, and are far more famous, such as Zhuge Liang dying of Zhou Yu.
More recently, it is said that the two old men in the community quarreled for an old lady's dance partner, and one of them was scolded to death, as if it was very magical.
In fact, when the anger is offensive, the level and concentration of hormones secreted by the human body are pumped out to feed the rats, which can definitely hang the big rats without exaggeration.
If there is a little more heart disease, there is absolutely no problem killing yourself.
Because of this popularity, Zhang Fan was particularly touched by the death. That year, Zhang Fan met once when he was a high school student.
When Zhang Fan was a high school student, he went to his hometown in the summer to help harvest wheat. In the summer, the countryside was very busy, and his grandfather's backyard neighbor was building a house.
As a result, because the neighbors moved a few centimeters or half a meter outwards while repairing the wall, their next door was unwilling. Why should you occupy more?
This kind of thing was very much in the countryside at that time, and the relationship between the folks in the townships was very good on weekdays. Once it happened to the homestead, really, it was not strange to break the blood, and it was not unusual to have a life.
This is a wonderful thing. The two seniors haven't said a word yet. The old lady of the two can't do it.
One eighty, one nearly eighty, hump on small feet, walking on weekdays seems to fall, making people look worried, the two are almost two hundred years old together.
As a result, somehow, the two old ladies trembled and tore together.
Tearing each other's hair, losing their teeth, and withered lips, like chrysanthemums, constantly spit on each other's face. It is estimated that they were a bit uncomfortable when they were young. Just when they encountered this, they wiped The last spark of anger in life.
Zhang Fan and his cousin happened to pass by. The two old ladies were too familiar with him. When they were young, they often went to their homes to eat sweet potatoes and roasted potatoes. The relationship was very good.
At a glance, the two old ladies tore together, lowering their heads, foreheads against their foreheads, their eyes were like matches, and one was rounder than the other, with silver hair on both sides with a pair of withered hands like dry branches on it , Lying on two crutches quietly, watching their masters as if watching a play.
Then the two old ladies, like children, silently tui each other, and their wrinkled faces should be kind, but at this time they are full of sputum and spitting ideas.
There will be no teeth. If you have teeth, you will definitely grit your teeth because you have no teeth. At this time, the lips are gathered together, and it looks like a flower that is trying to bloom.
Zhang Fan is not the kind of gloat. When you look at this posture, obediently, two longevity stars fight! Hurry up with your cousin to separate the torn old lady.
After the separation, the two old ladies scolded and grinned, but fortunately there were more people coming out at this time, and the matter was gone, and Zhang Fan didn't go to his heart.
As a result, when Fan Fan slept in the middle of the night, he heard that the yard in the house was still like a sandbag, hey! Huh! Huh!
Zhang Fan's eyes are still open, and he heard his grandmother say something in his ears: "Ah, hey, here are all students, or school dolls."
Before he got up, the door to sleep was opened, and the flashlight flashed on his face.
"What's your name, say!"
In the middle of the night, in the early hours of the morning, he fell asleep and was suddenly lifted up by a group of five big and three thick people. His flashlight shone on his face. Zhang Fan, who was still a doll, was almost frightened to death.
"Zhang, Zhang, Zhang Fan!"
"Okay, it's you! You're in trouble, you and Zhang Liang killed XX! Go, follow me."
He was killed, oh my god, directly frightened Grandma Zhang Fan for a half to death, and asked someone to ask her relatives to go to Zhang Fan's father overnight.
In fact, this was the case. After Zhang Fan and cousin Zhang Liang advised the two old ladies to leave, they left.
As a result, the older lady estimated that she had suffered a little while fighting, and the more she wanted to get angry when she returned home.
Perhaps I thought about today ’s fighting during the day 50 years ago, and as a result, at two in the morning, I lost my breath and died alive.
Building a house in the countryside is not like a city. Although the folks in the township can use the reinforced concrete on the ground, they still have to get up at midnight to look at it. Otherwise, they will be carried away with a bag to repair the pigpen.
So, the old lady's son got up and went around, and then thought about the daytime things, he was ready to look at his old lady, and then comforted.
As a result, the old lady opened her eyes with a big resentment and unwillingness to hit others, and she had already taken a breath.
At this moment, the old lady's son quit, and his family occupied a little more homestead. He was thinking about how to solve it. At first glance, the old lady was mad.
He went directly to the police station to report the case, and did not know what he thought. He said that his mother had a fight with the other's old lady, and Zhang Fan had pulled them away. His old woman was Zhang Fan, Zhang Liang and the other's old lady Killed together.
It's not a trivial matter. There are few policemen in rural police stations, but there is a joint defense, which is a so-called semi-official organization organized by young people in various villages and villages. It used to have a name called the militia.
All the young guys inside were dead. This can't be careless, so in the middle of the night, these people are like rivers and lakes and do not knock on the door.
Just turned in from the courtyard wall. To be honest, this posture almost scared Grandma Zhang Fan to death.
Zhang Fan was so stunned and grabbed the police station. Although he was a high school student, after all, he had never seen anything in the world. At the police station, Zhang Fan had a horrifying fear and two tremors.
The next day, things were made clear, because there were still onlookers, and it was a return of Zhang Fan and Zhang Liang.
Zhang Fan's father and cousin picked them up from the police station. Zhang Fan's father tried to curse but couldn't curse. Did his son do something wrong? No, but ...
At this time, Zhang Fan's unforgettable voice came out.
Zhang Fan's cousin was younger than Zhang Fan, and even shocked and scared at the police station all night. He was probably hungry. After seeing his father, he said something.
"Dad! Let's eat a meat clip!" The baby was naive, really, it was sad to think about it.
There was no delusion, and Zhang Liang's Lao Tzu's heart was already angry, but there was no way to send it out. As a result, a fleshy meatball made him explode.
"Eat, eat your mother's XXX, you almost became a murderer, and you also eat meat."
Speaking, it was slap in the air, Zhang Fan had his mouth open, and looked at the old man with his iron face on his face. He was running to the house with wind under his feet, and he was not afraid when his grandmother was there.
Since then, as long as you want to hear Roulette, Zhang Fan will remember the early morning of that year.
Therefore, when Zhang Fan saw Xu Lili's blushing face, no special knowledge was needed, and the meat clips appeared directly on his face.
(End of this chapter)