Chapter 496: 3-party negotiation
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Plague Doctor
- Wallee The Robot
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- 2021-03-02 03:56:12
The latest website: The fragrance of catnip lingers in the main hall of the main tower of the Temple of Usa, and the Atal elder sits on a spacious stone chair above him, surrounded by many cats, lazy Snoozing, the wet nose wrinkled from time to time.
The smell of catnip in the air, people can't smell anything, but for the life of the cat family, it is really the ultimate enjoyment.
On both sides of the hall, there are also various cats standing or lying, and the variety of appearances will absolutely marvel catologists, black, white, gray, orange, variegated, tiger stripes, etc. , Isle of Man cat, Angora cat, shorthair cat, fold cat ...
It is also because there are so many cats here, so that the ancestors like prisoners in the middle of the hall could not help shaking slightly.
Zugiri was also caught, and there, too, of course, the evil ancestor who had been beaten with a swollen nose and blue face.
Twelve human beings such as Gu Jun and Wu Shiyu stood on the side of the hall by the door.
"Meow, the tribes of the Zu tribes have provoked war for no reason." An old raccoon cat was saying, "Destroyed the hard-won and long-lasting peace between our two communities. And tried to blow up our temple and burn the entire Ukrainian Spreading the town, it's extremely fierce and sinful! "
"What a sin ..." The old ancestors still had to defend their own race. "Isn't this not burned, Zug, cats, and people have no casualties ..."
The evil ancestors over there listened to the ground suddenly, "No, patriarch, there are casualties, I was injured, I was injured ..."
"You don't call it a wound." The ancestors looked at the clan, "It's just a little scratches that normally occur during playing with cats, don't talk nonsense."
The small eyes of the evil ancestors stared wide, and they were already covered with blood, and some ears were missing ...
The ancestors kept calm and continued to shoot to the cats and humans around them: "Geely said that humans have a holiday called April Fools' Day. In fact, today our ancestors have this meaning, just kidding! Or we will talk to black merchants After years of dealing with each other, would n’t they know that they were blackhearted? Will they be deceived by them? No, we just bought inferior gunpowder, just kidding ... "
However, the slaps of the ancestors gradually stopped, and he continued to say nothing.
Because the eyes of the cats around them became more and more unsightly, even the cats who were napping and enjoying the fragrance, opened their eyes.
"Imaginations and lies are not true at all." Atal the elder elder said slowly.
That profound fan is indeed just like Gu Junduo's eloquent elder.
"Our joke ... a little bit bigger ..." Patriarch patted his stomach, "had some bad effects, which caused shock to the cats and residents of Uzbekistan. We apologize, and our ancestors will give 1000 A grouse, 1,000 quails, and 1,000 wild pheasants as compensation. "
But the cats in the palace were unmoved, and their eyes continued to be fierce.
"Do you think we are ancestors?" The old raccoon asked.
The ancestors did not say anything, "After that, every tribute will have one more reward ... two more ... three more."
Whether it ’s the evil ancestors, Geely, or other ancestors, they ca n’t help but scream and howl, this is really a stolen chicken that will not erode rice, and life has been difficult. Now the tribute has to be doubled and doubled. Tell them what to eat in the future.
Geely saw that the old patriarch would continue to raise the number, and Gu Jun and others continued to listen quietly,
After all, it is the ancestor of the cherished family. He could n’t help but hug Gu Jun ’s thigh and hug the Tianxuan squad ’s story, with a snot and tears:
"Dr. Gu, give me a face, help me ... we've been to the Worm House together, used the gold aloe together, desperately together in Mobei ... you won't want to see our ancestral wives scattered, a lot of school dropouts Xiaozu lives on the basis of wandering and begging, you would not want to see ... "
Geely vigorously mentioned the old feelings, knowing that human beings are animals who read old feelings, and this nightmare actually has a soft heart.
"Just now you planned to burn us all." Gu Jun said.
Geely looked at Wu Shiyu blankly for help, but Wu Shiyu just tilted his head, he was right.
"That plan has nothing to do with me. My task is to bring you in ..." Geely said bitterly, "I have some compatriots who are used to a hard life. I don't know what it is like to live a good life. Kill to solve the problem, Dr. Gu, I absolutely support you. Say something. "
Gu Jun thought it was almost the same. In the attention of all the lives in the temple, he stood up and spoke out the mediation proposal of the human side.
"Zug continues to pay tribute to the cat family, but the tribute is borne by humans, and the tribute is limited to grouse, quail and wild pheasant ..."
He just said the beginning, and the raccoon cat shook its tail, saying, "We are tired of grouse, quail and wild pheasant, and we can catch it if we want to eat it. If humans want to pay tribute to Zug, then Just give catnip, I think this thing will not disappear when brought here, it is just a tribute. "
All in all, the items brought by the squad have disappeared, even the medical items usually left behind in the past.
Those cat toys will also disappear, only catnip, there is no shortage of them, and the fragrance is still pleasant.
Gu Jun looked at his teammates, and everyone felt that it was feasible. Catnip was cheaper and easier to transport than grouse.
When Yu Chi thought about it, he was anxious. Catmint is a treasure! Just like ancient silk and tea, cats can be used as hard currency for fantasy dreams, provided that the source of the goods is exclusively monopolized by humans on earth.
Yu Chi almost rushed to eat the catnip with stems and roots brought by this team, and could not be stolen by cats and ancestors.
All those roots, stems, and seeds have to be pinched off, and only the leaves can be brought over in the future ...
"Okay, humans will give cat family catnip as a tribute." Gu Jun first agreed, and looked at the ancestral ancestors who had no idea what to do. To the earth and work for us. "
"It's fair." Elder Atal said again, "but your world is more deeply connected to the dreamland, and there will be unknown consequences."
This issue was considered by the senior leaders of the two circles before the team set off. Now the situation is that they must take the initiative.
At the moment, those ancestors whispered and slapped, they all felt that the deal was done, and they would not have to pay tribute in the future. The food was left behind. As for providing information and working for human beings, they will work when the time comes. No effort, all kinds of laziness, all kinds of outsiders ... what can humans do ...
Based on this intention, the ancestors solemnly patted their heads and dealt!
Since then, Zug and mankind have stood together.
"Meow ..." The old raccoon reminded Gu Jun: "These ancestors are very cunning, and taking your things will not necessarily work hard."
"There is such a possibility." Gu Jun raised his voice and said to the ancestors: "We human beings treat our friends with loyalty and treat the enemy with other things. If you don't work, we won't To provide even half-rooted catnip to the fantasy cat family, it ’s all the scourge of the ancestors. "
The cats who had been lazy and did not participate in the negotiations exploded their hair ~ EbookFREE.me ~ The dissatisfied meows formed the ocean storm-like sound.
Have you made any mistakes? What do you humans and ancestors have to do with our cat family?
"Reluctant to sell?" Asked the old raccoon cat. The normal practice is to resume tribute from ancestors, and then do transactions between humans and cats?
"Reluctant." Gu Jun shook his head. "If you want to blame, blame the ancestors for not working."
Is it better to directly ally with cats? Gu Jun and senior officials have also considered this issue. The power of the cat family is unknown, and the gods they believe in will have a higher ability, but they are no better than bullies and cooperating. In addition, Gu Jun tried before, and the cat family did not show any interest.
"You give us catnip," said the raccoon cat. "We give you fine wine."
"No." Gu Jun shook his head firmly. "The catnip we gave is actually a tribute from Zug."
This time, the ancestors' faces changed again.