Chapter 446: Become a pig

"Well."
Tang Yan suddenly yelled and pulled his nails and withdrew from the tens of feet. He slammed his fat on his waist and said:
"Where's the uncle, bothering the uncle to eat, and the two of them joined hands to fight me, you are so shameless of that person."
It was a little embarrassing to be scolded by Guan Yin for Guan Yin. She is a veteran practitioner who has experienced the battle of Honghuang, the Three Emperors, the Five Emperors, and Fengshen. Although she has not yet broken through the quasi-sage, she knows that the normal competition is extremely secretive. humble.
At the time, Taishang Laojun threw down Vajrayana to fight Sun Wukong, and sold a favor to Guanyin, who was going to throw a jade bottle. This time, she secretly shot to block Tang Yan's attack. If she was known, she would be scorned.
This Goddess of Mercy is still pondering, but Mu Yi pointed at Tang Yi and yelled:
"Are you a pig demon blind? This is the Guanyin Bodhisattva in the South China Sea. I am a wooden figure under the seat of the Bodhisattva."
Tang Yan smiled secretly. This wooden cricket is not big enough, but it ’s good enough for his family to have real abilities, but Nezhe and Li Jing have nothing on the surface, but Li Jing was forced to cut the flesh and return the father to the bones and the mother. The hatred that hasn't broken the golden body is hidden in it. If Nezha was suppressed, Li Jing would have been killed countless times by Nezha.
"Nanhai Guanyin, oh ... I remember, the Bodhisattva in the West teaches here is the East soil, but there are not many monks in the East. Although the monks talk about the Goddess of Mercy's relief and relief, there are actually people in the East. Recruiting the disaster but not seeing any rescuer, why are you here? "Tang Yan said, raking his nine teeth to his shoulders and resisting.
Guanyin depressed Yuntou, and she looked at Tang Yan's state at this time. A wild boar head was extremely incomparable, but the nine-tooth nail rake in her hand contained the immortal spirit. She said with a smile:
"I do n’t know why the monk is a demon here. Seeing that you have a good knowledge of the extraordinary skills, but walk alone in this wilderness, aren't you afraid of the gods in heaven who are demons and demons?"
Don Juan laughed and laughed:
"Hah, what am I afraid of? The demon-god Chen and Emperor Zhenwu are my old friends. Most of them are acquaintances in the heavenly court. When they see that I will only talk to me for drinking and chatting, that will cause me trouble."
Avalokitesvara was waiting to be asked. Suddenly she listened intently and said:
"It's such a wide range of friends, it seems you're not easy."
Tang Yan was posing as a pig pheasant at this moment, and he glanced at Guanyin and said:
"That is of course. My old pig was the Marshal of the Tianhe Marine Corps, because I saw Change of Yuegong, and the little girls actually gave me a face. I took two sips and came to push her, but I did not expect jade. The emperor quickly sent someone to arrest me, and after being beaten by a board, he was beaten into the realm of the world, but Yuanling strayed into the pig's womb by accident.
Guanyin said with a smile:
"It was Marshal Tengpeng, but now you are a demon in the lower realm, this heaven ..."
Tang Yan patted his big belly and said:
"Heaven ca n’t go back. I finally wanted to understand these years. I went to Guanghan Palace for a while, but Chang'e was still there, and the fairy Su'e who served her was settled by me again. How did the Jade Emperor know so quickly?
I remembered for hundreds of years, and finally remembered that there was a masculine atmosphere in the Guanghan Palace when I entered the door. Nima, someone came before me for a long time, and this person needless to say I also know who it is, and where can I go back to heaven .
Let ’s do it now. Nothing to hunt, or grab a personal stew to eat, and see where there is a beautiful girl to catch and sleep for a few days, this day is also enough to relax. "
"Well ... unfortunately Marshal Tianpeng can only be a demon. Unfortunately, unfortunately ..." Guanyin said, shaking his head.
Tang Yan grinned openly, saying:
"What are you not doing for the demon? Anyway, as long as it is not rebellion, my old friends will still take care of me, and when they are monsters, they will be monsters."
Guanyin smiled:
"Marshal Tengpeng, it ’s a pity to see you as an extraordinary practitioner. It ’s a shame that I teach Westerners to admit a sage. At this time, someone from the East will soon begin to learn from the West. If you can protect him to the West, My Buddha's compassion will definitely give you a positive result, and it will be much better to be a monster. "
Tang Yan frowned and said:
"When a monk? They said to kill according to official law and starve to death according to Dharma. My old pig belly ate a lot. I can not eat if I am tired of it. There are countless wild goose and dove in this day. Birds, ground dogs, horses and cows do n’t eat and there are other game, there are countless fishes and shrimps in the water;
But the Buddhists could n’t help getting married. I did n’t know that the Bodhisattva could tell me something about the family after he learned the scriptures. "
"Uh......"
Guanyin can be fainted by Tang Yi's words. It turned out that the Buddhism spread Eastern and Western religions and conspiracy, that is, to force the Orientals to become vegetarians, and as long as they became monks or worshipped sincerely, they would not be married, which would destroy a large number of people in the East.
But in fact, Western religion has never forbidden marriage. Monks in various places are monks during the day, and go home at night or their wives and children are gimmicks, as Tang said. Prohibited.
In the later generations, the East was indeed poisoned by the Western religion. Fortunately, the people in the East were all pure human fertility. This was not ruined by the Western extinction plan, but there are countless devoted Westerners who still feel vegetarian and do n’t want to. Wife or no man is a normal Western disciple, but I don't know that they are just being used as tools to exterminate humanity.
Tang Yan bluntly stated that the Western religion is fundamental. This Guanyin has to be measured against gains and losses. But someone just said to her that she had to let the pig pheasants join the westbound team. She couldn't violate it. Thinking about her face, she said:
"I can go to my door without eating three or five and be disgusted with good intentions ~ EbookFREE.me ~ But if I want to get married, I am not good at matchmaking, it depends on your own ability, but on the way to the west, you Do not linger on beauty and delay your trip;
Now you are waiting on the westbound road. If the Bible reader arrives at you, he will protect the law, so that you can have different habits from the teacher and apprentice. Ming Wu can. "
Tang Yan laughed for a while, because he knew about Western religion, but Guanyin had to let him participate in the westbound team. He should have been a second disciple of Tang Sanzang, but now he had to temporarily change to protect the law.
The accompanying law-protection is different from the accompanying disciples. The disciples are like slaves, but the law-protection is just a bodyguard. The status is so good. Tang Yan nodded hurriedly and said:
"Energy? Incompetence ... Regardless of him, I can do it myself. That pig can thank the Guanyin Bodhisattva for guidance. If it is positive, I will visit the Zizhu Forest of Lujia Mountain and call on the Bodhisattva for gratitude."
Guanyin said with a smile:
"Well ... So, you're waiting on this way, we have to rush to Dongtu to find the man who learned the lesson ..."