Chapter 326: : The highest state of pitting people

Little Buddha and the others watched Ling Chi lying on the sofa, almost crying.
This guy came to the door in the middle of the night. Originally, Little Buddha and others thought that he should just come and get things back, but now he took them away, but who would have thought that he would have to stay here for the night.
How rascal is this guy?
Little Buddha looked at Ling Chi condescendingly, and snorted: "Don't forget that this is a den of thieves. You just slept with us like this. Are you not afraid that we will wait for you to fall asleep and tie you up?"
"What did you tie me up for?" Ling Chi asked with a smile.
"What do you mean?" Little Buddha groaned, Ling Chi was taken aback for a moment, and then said with a slight alert: "I didn't expect you to have such a heavy taste, you like to bind? Drop wax? Leather whip? SM?"
"Go to hell."
Little Buddha's face was suffocated like a tomato. She yelled at Ling Chi, and the urge to get fat to beat Ling Chi came out.
Ding!
At this moment, Ling Chi suddenly waved his hand, and everyone heard the sound, but then saw a flying knife nailed to the wall, and there was a spider on the wall that was directly nailed to the wall.
Then, Ling Chi closed his eyes and said,
I’m sleeping here. You can do anything you want to me, but I have to tell you in advance. It’s better to be mentally prepared before doing anything to me. Prepare, my throwing knife has eyes."
"amount!"
Everyone was sweaty, and naturally they didn't dare to make any ideas to Ling Chi anymore.
"Asshole!"
Little Buddha cursed, and then went back to the room angrily. Everyone went back to the room individually, and didn't dare to provoke Ling Chi.
Next, there was silence.
However, this situation did not last long, and when Ling Chi was sleeping quite sweetly, the lights in the hall were suddenly turned on, and then he opened his eyes and saw Little Buddha and others hurriedly packing things.
Ling Chi stunned: "What are you doing?"
"Escape." Little Buddha replied without thinking.
Ling Chimeng, what happened to the sudden escape in the middle of the night? And Little Buddha gave Ling Chi a stare at this time, and said, "I knew I shouldn't steal you bastards. It's really the mold of my eight lifetimes."
"What do you mean?"
"Just now Cui Laojiu called me and said that your friends went back and smashed his shop and wanted to find the piece of skin. Then they asked me for my address. I guess they are coming here! So we have to gone."
"amount?!"
Ling Chi was very surprised. In his opinion, Zuo Litian seemed to be a more stable person, but he smashed Cui Jiu's shop, which shows that this piece of leather with a map is very important to him. of.
Ling Chi asked, "How long does it take to come here from Cui Laojiu's shop?"
"If it is at the usual speed, it should take fifty minutes, but if those people come in a hurry, I am afraid that thirty minutes will be enough." Little Buddha replied.
Ling Chi nodded and said, "Then we set it to take 30 minutes for them to get here. Now a few minutes have passed. You said, in the remaining time, what can we do besides running away?"
"Nonsense, except to run away is to run away. Don't talk nonsense with me here. If you want to leave, hurry up. If you don't leave, stay here and wait for death!" Little Buddha rolled his eyes and then hummed again: "However, those They are all your friends, so naturally you won’t be embarrassed. Just do whatever you like. We won’t accompany you."
Ling Chi smiled bitterly, he just fell asleep now, so he has to go again?
He quickly took the hand of the little Buddha who turned around and said, "Don't worry, you can't be so embarrassed even if you want to leave, right?"
"What? You still want us to beat the drums and go?"
"As Feng Jiu's disciple, why are you so impatient?" Ling Chi gave Little Buddha a white look and said, "I mean, even if we leave, why should we leave some gifts for those who come? Right?"
"You don't have a fever?"
Little Buddha reached out and touched Ling Chi's forehead. She was wondering if Ling Chi had a fever and burned his head. People came to make trouble and prepared gifts for others. What is this not a fool?
But then Little Buddha seemed to have thought of something. She asked Ling Chi: "What do you mean by giving gifts?"
Ling Chi smiled and said, "Do I look like such a kind person, make good tea for them, make snacks and wait for them to come?"
"then you……"
"We may be able to do some organs, get some poison, things that will explode, since you leave here, I don't think I will come back again, so, should we just have fun?"
"amount?"
Little Buddha looked at Ling Chi curiously and asked, "Aren't those your friends? You are thinking of such a wicked idea to harm them, but you did it."
"Who told you that they are my friends?"
"But you guys went to KTV together."
"This is a sociable society. It is not possible for friends to get together to drink and chat."
"This……"
Little Buddha hesitated and said, "Well, I believe you, but the problem is that I will not set up institutions or something. If I did that, would it be too wicked?"
"You just say you want it? You won't have time any longer."
"Then... okay." Little Buddha gritted his teeth and agreed.
Ling Chi smiled and asked, "Are you not afraid of wickedness?"
"It's okay, just exciting and fun."
"amount!"
Ling Chi then showed off his super skills in front of Little Buddha and the others. He designed all kinds of tricks to be handy, such as balloons that would explode, flour falling from the sky.
Everyone can't help but be amazed.
When everyone left the compound, the ten-year-old boy gave Ling Chi a thumbs up and said, "Big brother, what did you do before? Your institutions are so ingenious."
"Yeah, you are so amazing. Oh, we don't even know your name!"
Everyone gathered around Ling Chi and instantly admired him. Facing this group of children the same age, Ling Chi did not regard them as pickpockets that adults hate. He smiled slightly and said, "My name is Ling Chi, everyone can call me Brother Ling, and what I do is just some simple organs. That's it."
"But it's not easy in our opinion!"
"Big Brother Ling, will people die after this mechanism is triggered?"
"Of course not." Ling Chi said with a smile: "Our purpose is not to kill, but to teach those people. Anyway, they went in, and they were a bit noisy. To be honest, I can be regarded as merciful, otherwise, I Can make them all become lunatics."
"really?"
"Big Brother Ling, teach us."
Everyone was very excited, but Ling Chi waved his hands and refused: "That's not possible. This is my ability to press the box, and this is also the highest state of deception. You can't teach others casually."
"what?"
Everyone was very disappointed, but Little Buddha looked at Ling Chi talking like this, but his teeth were itchy. Can't this guy stop bragging?