Chapter 1584: If you want trouble, play with them

"Madam, do you want to go to your Highness?" Hong Xiao was somewhat uneasy Long Xiaoqi went to the banquet.
"Don't bother him." Recently he seemed to be doing a lot of business. She didn't wait for him to come back last night, so she fell asleep herself. When she woke up in the morning, people left again.
"Let's go, let's go by ourselves." Long Xiaoqi was not afraid of the queen, and went to the Royal Garden with Hong Xiaoqingya.
In the imperial garden, the queen and the concubines in the harem are drinking tea and painting.
"Mother-in-law, Mrs. Prince is here." The grand palace girl Bai Lan, who was next to the queen, saw Long Xiaoqi come over and stunned to report.
The queen, as if she hadn't heard it, was still joking with a concubine beside her.
When everyone saw her appearance, they knew that she did not like the princely wife. In fact, the princely lady had been a little too brave in the past few days. Not to mention the queen did not like it, even they did not like her.
No one dared to remind the queen, all waiting to watch the show.
Long Xiaoqi waited for a long time under the stone steps, but did not see the queen calling her to go up, so he hummed coldly.
Sure enough to come to trouble!
However, it is not easy for them to see her ugly. She has practiced martial arts since she was a child, not to mention standing for a while, she is also tempted to march for a few hours, and she is also boring.
Fortunately, Long Xiaoqi sat down as if they wanted her to stand, and she was not as good as them.
Hong Xiao and Qingya frowned when they saw Long Xiaoqi sitting on the ground like this: "Ma'am, how can you sit on the ground so dirty on the ground."
Long Xiaoqi raised his eyebrows indifferently: "Is there a dirty place in this palace? All the dirty people are hearts."
In a word, Hong Xiao and Qingya blushed suddenly.
The queen was indeed too much. They invited their wives without letting them go up. This was a deliberate humiliation of the wife!
"Ma'am, slavery to call the palace down." Qingya grunted and said.
"Forget it." Long Xiaoqi waved his hand to stop him. "Don't bother him if he's so busy, don't you just wait here? I have time."
Anyway, it's boring in the palace, and it's okay to play with them.
Those who waited to see Long Xiaoqi's joke above waited for a long time and didn't wait for anything. They were so tired that they fainted.
People sitting on the steps with their butts straight, teasing butterflies and playing with dragonflies, were very embarrassed.
The queen was so angry that her face was green, and she didn't want to paint anymore. She looked directly at the painting of the concubine next to him and said, "Rong Ye this peony flower is a good painting. . "
Rong Yan next to him listened to the compliment of the queen. She drew it casually. The painting was not finished yet, and she did not spend peony, but peony.
But since the queen is acting, she can only cooperate with the performance.
"The queen's maiden's idea is good. The courtiers don't have the far-reaching queen's imagination." Rongzhen looked at the queen and complimented.
"Go get the glue." The queen raised her lips with satisfaction and glanced at Bailan beside her meaningfully.
Bai Lan bowed down attentively at once, and soon she came over with a small bucket of glue. Just as she was about to go up the stairs, she suddenly seemed to be tripped over. Seven go down.
"Mrs. be careful!" Hong Xiao and Qingya both stared in horror.
The queen and the concubines standing by the gazebo all smiled gloatingly.
"This aunt is careful!" Wouldn't Long Xiaoqi know their tricks, the moment Bai Lan fell back to her, she shot to support her, and the other hand quickly flew on the elbow of her bucket. beat.
"Ah!" Bai Lan screamed, and fell straight down on a dog to eat shit.
At the same time, the concubines in the gazebo all screamed, because the bucket of glue was flying towards them.
The concubines backed in screaming and horror, but the queen who was crowded at the front was too late.
"Wow!" A bucket of glue poured all over the queen, impartially.
"Ah!" The queen of Zhongzhao screamed desperately, to know that in order to punish the bitch, she prepared them with the most sticky glue, which must be peeled off.
Seeing this dramatic scene, Hong Xiao and Qingya were all dumbfounded.
Madam is so good, why did this glue somehow spill on the queen?
In the gazebo, the concubines also scared the six gods when they saw the queen's strokes.
"Go and call the doctor!"
"Should find water first!"
"What to do now, it's all glue, I can't move anymore!"
The top was in a mess, lying face down on the stone steps, and Bai Lan, who broke the bone of her nose, heard that she had the heart she wanted to die.
It's over, it's all over!
It's all this woman!
Bai Lan stood on the collapsed nose and stared fiercely at Long Xiaoqi.
"Ah, Aunt Bai Lan has told you to be careful. You see it's okay to spill on me. Now it's a big splash on the Queen." Long Xiaoqi angrily blinked at Bai Lan, angry Bai Lan almost fainted when she rolled her eyes.
Long Xiaoqi ignored her and went to the gazebo in three steps to watch the fun.
"You, you ..." Seeing Long Xiaoqi, the queen felt anguish for a while.
"Don't be angry, Aunt Bai Lan didn't want to come. It wasn't intentional. A few days later, the doctor came. You should calm down first." Seeing the queen yell at someone, Long Xiaoqi immediately stepped forward and thoughtfully followed her, but also took advantage. Push everything onto Bai Lan.
The queen was so angry that she could hardly catch her, and stared at Dragon Xiaoqi.
Don't think that she just didn't see it. It was she who patted Bailan's hand before Bailan poured the glue on her. Damn bitch, she must kill her.
And that Bailan is also waste!
Soon, the doctor was called in, because the queen was poured with glue, and she fell down again in a panic just now, so the queen was sitting on the ground and couldn't move.
The doctor quickly checked the situation of the queen, and made people take warm water, and wanted to soak soft glue, but the glue was made of any special material, but it didn't mean to change the slightest.
"Niangniang, this glue is so sticky that you can't even boil warm water. There is really no way for Weichen." Yu Yi said bitterly.
The queen's face turned green instantly: "What can't be said, you have to find a way for this palace anyway."
"Yeah, think of a way, this can't be moved." The concubines, who had their feet stuck, also cried.
The imperial doctor was completely forced. The glue was not made by him. What can he do?
"Yu doctor, you can't wait any longer, and the situation will be even worse when the glue dries." Long Xiaoqi interjected suddenly.
"What does Mrs. Prince mean?" The Royal Doctor looked at Long Xiaoqi.
"It's better ..." Long Xiaoqi laughed suddenly as he watched the queen. "The doctor may wish to come aside first and give me the rest first."
"Okay." Yu Yi was having a headache.
Long Xiaoqi went to the queen and squatted, and the queen became even more frightened: "What are you doing?"
"Don't be nervous, you have to know that I'm all for you. You should know how good this glue is. If the glue is really dry, you won't be able to tear it off when you want to tear it." He pulled out a pair of gloves from the bag and put them on, then he lifted the queen's trouser legs and yanked up.
"Ah!" There was a sudden scream of screams throughout the Royal Garden.
One of the queen's trouser legs was pulled up by Long Xiaoqi, the glue not only stripped the queen's leg hair, but also her skin, and one leg was covered with blood.
The queen never imagined that the feast he had prepared for Long Xiaoqi carefully was eaten by himself.
The concubines who looked around were all frightened and almost vomited.
The queen was so pained, she shivered and stared at Long Xiaoqi, yelling at her teeth, "Dare you murder this palace ..."
"I said everything for your good." Before the queen's words were finished, Long Xiaoqi pulled up another leg of her pants.
"Ah!" Was another scream.
Not to mention the queen, even the concubines looked painful at this moment. This bloody, plucking hair is stiffer than killing a pig.
"You, you, you ..." The queen shook her fingers, trying to scold others but couldn't even speak.
"You can't see it, queen lady, you have quite a lot of leg hair." Ignoring the queen's angry face, Long Xiaoqi shook her two leg-woolly trousers with a playful look.
The atmosphere of seriousness and horror just now was immediately destroyed by Long Xiaoqi's sentence.
The concubines stared at those two sticky trouser legs, all bowing their heads and smirking.
The queen's face was as ugly as if she had been smeared.
Her body weight is very heavy, so she usually pays attention to this aspect, but it's cold now, and the emperor hasn't been to Fengyang Palace for two years. .
This dragon Xiaoqi!