Chapter 835: I'm angry

"Only children can do multiple-choice questions. As an adult, of course I want everything!"
Gao Zheng's interview video quickly appeared on the Internet, because his words made him popular on the Internet again.
After all, everyone used to choose a correct answer from several answers.
Therefore, many words such as "I am willing to exchange A for B" appear.
Suarez was right. He exchanged golden boots for the league championship. He mainly wanted to express his importance to the league championship, not to say that golden boots are not rare.
If you don't win the championship in the end, it would be nice to have a golden boot to chat with.
But if you can choose, you can only choose one, he will definitely choose the champion, rather than the golden boots.
Because the championship is the honor of the team, the golden boots belong only to themselves.
In any case, he can't say in front of the world, "I only need golden boots, regardless of whether the team can win the championship." After all, it means self-defeating from the whole team, he said that means there is no place for him in Barcelona.
He is not stupid again.
As a result, Gao Zheng broke the routine and didn't play the cards according to the routine. Faced with the same problem, he came up with the sentence "Only children do multiple choice questions. As an adult, of course I want them all!"
This is really impressive, and it feels that Gao Zheng is simply a part of this world... Mudslides are completely different from those luscious and cheap goods outside.
Chinese fans have also verified that this sentence is not actually Gao Zheng’s initiative. As early as 1994, in Stephen Chow’s famous comedy "Nine Pins Sesame Official", the Leopard Head Leopard played by Xu Jinjiang threatened the county magistrate played by Stephen Chow. This line.
At that time, the county magistrate played by Zhou Xingchi originally wanted to discuss with Xu Jinjiang the matter of "dividing the stolen goods": "Since everyone is a brother and sister of the same discipline, it is simply divided into two parts. At most I take a large portion, you take a small portion..."
Anyone who thinks that Lei Bao, played by Xu Jinjiang, didn't play cards unreasonably, clenched his fists in front of Zhou Xingchi and said, "I want it all!"
This is just a scene in that classic drama, there are many classic clips in that film, this scene is definitely not in the top five.
Many people don't even remember such a scene in that film.
But now with Gao Zheng's sentence, let everyone re-read the movie of Jiu Pin Sesame Officer, so this sentence is so hot...
At first it was in a forum community where sports fans gathered, and then spread the whole network through Weibo.
For a time, many netizens on the Internet took screenshots of movies and photos of Gao Zheng in an interview PS spoof.
Put Gao Zheng's face on Xu Jinjiang's head, and make the shrinking Zhou Xingchi become Suarez.
So the picture became Gao Zheng made a punch motion in front of Suarez and said, "I want it all!"
This has a very comic effect.
This picture quickly became popular on the Chinese network, and even spread to Europe through the Chinese network.
After all, because Gao Zheng is famous, many people in Europe also pay attention to him, and everything related to Gao Zheng is the object of their pursuit.
When Gao Zheng had a new emoticon, how could he not know?
After this simple video screenshot is matched with PS, it has spawned countless variants on the Internet.
Some people interpreted this scene through various other characters, highlighting the key message of "I want everything", whether it is a pet or a toy, or any other animation, screenshots of clips in movies and movies, as long as the two subjects are close to each other in a left-right manner If you are together, you can add the words "I want everything" below.
Someone writes code with a program, and then uses the code to run a picture of "I want it all" spelled out completely with symbols.
Some people reproduce this scene in the movie by hand-painting, which is divided into realistic style and simple stroke style. After the stick figure was drawn, everyone continued to simplify it further, trying to express the original meaning with the least amount of information. If anyone can do this, then he is awesome.
So someone used different geometric shapes to put together Xu Jinjiang with red hat, white beard and blue clothes and Zhou Xingchi with black hat and gray clothes. Even if you don't add the words "I want everything", you can see at a glance what this picture says.
However, some people feel that it is not simple enough, and they continue to work hard to gradually abstract a very specific screenshot.
Some people use only four geometric figures to complete the interpretation, and some people use two Chinese characters "All Essentials", but use different colors on the Chinese characters to express the main information.
Some people even used two pictures with gradient colors to express all the meaning, which is amazing...
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The climax of the creation of this wave of expression packs brought by Gao Zheng on the Internet actually reflects how much attention everyone is paying to Gao Zheng's golden boots now.
Everyone hopes that Gao Zheng can reap the La Liga golden boots.
Although he has already got Serie A golden boots.
But now the influence of Serie A is declining, and La Liga is flourishing.
In addition, La Liga has two peerless geniuses, Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi, who take turns ruling this golden boot honor.
Messi has fallen off the chain this season, and Cristiano Ronaldo has also lost his way in the last two rounds of the league, but Suarez's sudden emergence is somewhat surprising.
But this is indeed a great opportunity to break Mero's monopoly on this honor.
If someone can break the rule of the two of them, everyone hopes that Gao Zheng is the best.
Of course, Gao Zheng did not disappoint them. Although Suarez overtaken by a goal, he was very confident.
Even the words "I want everything" are said. It's really the Gao Gao who dare to book the golden boots in the 25th round of the league ahead of time. Gao Zheng"
Gao Zheng's confidence also made everyone look forward to him, I hope he can really get the best scorer in La Liga at the end of the season.
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"Louis, Gao laughed at you as a child." In the Barcelona team, Pique pointed to the news on the phone and told Suarez.
Suarez's face is not very good, but he knew it without Pique's reminder.
Of course, he could only say that at the time, and he could not always say that there is a league golden boot when everyone's league champion is hopeless?
As a result, I dealt with what the reporter said, but Gao Zheng caught the loophole and laughed a lot...
However, he really didn't expect that Gao Zheng was able to say "I want it all" when facing such a problem.
Isn't he afraid to give people the impression of "arrogance"?
Isn't he afraid of being attacked by public opinion?
No, he is not afraid, as long as he can do it, there is nothing to be afraid of. As long as he did, all the crazy things he said now would be considered the absolute confidence of a golden boot winner.
It is just a piece of good news, and no one thinks that this person has a brain problem.
Suarez is very clear about this.
So the root of the problem is that he should never be allowed to get golden boots.
As long as he fails in the process of competing for the Golden Boot, then all the words he now speaks will be taken as the evidence and reason for the failure.
From this moment, Suarez made a decision.
He raised his head and said in front of all his teammates in the locker room: "I won't let him get his wish. I want this top scorer."
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