Chapter 462: Threesome
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Raising a Fox Spirit in My Home
- Tang Chuan
- 1850 characters
- 2021-02-04 12:02:21
It was a very beautiful and exciting trip. There was a third party. Chris and John were very uncomfortable in their hearts. It seemed to be like a fly, but Orba’s seat was actually sitting on them. Between the two, the atmosphere of the three people was very embarrassing.
Chris and John secretly sighed and closed their eyes. They didn't want to talk to Orba, and they prepared to go to China all the way to death.
After waiting for the plane to take off, Chris, who was closing her eyes, suddenly heard that Alba was crying in a low voice.
She opened her eyes with a puzzled and curious look, but saw that Orba was kneeling in the seat of the plane, sobbing in tears.
Although Chris didn't know what was going on, she could still hand over a tissue.
When Oba saw the paper towel, she took it with her head and slammed it in her hand, but did not wipe her tears, but she shed tears.
Chris couldn't help but ask: "Olba, if you are homesick, just go off the plane and book your flight tickets. I will help you with the money."
Orba looked up, tears made some of the makeup on her face, and she cried: "What do you do for fake people?"
Chris reluctantly sighed: "No matter what, we are all classmates. You went to China with us. You can't leave you alone. What the are you doing?"
Albba looked at Chris, and suddenly his mouth slammed into the arms of Chris, and cried aloud: "Cris, Jack, this monk took me for a Dumped!"
Chris suddenly smiled: "John really said it? You won't be mad at this reason to go to China with us?"
The Alban cried, "I think I am a big joke. How can he do this to me!"
Chris sighed helplessly and patiently comforted her own enemies. She said, "This is good, maybe you can start a new relationship when you go to China."
The hostility of John on the side of Alba also dissipated a lot. He squinted and joined the crowd: "Right, Alba, I know a lot of Chinese guys, would you like me to introduce you?"
Chris glared at John: "Shut up, you know who you know, besides your master?"
John shouted: "I still know the mayor!"
Chris remembered Mayor Luo, who had kindly greeted John. She laughed happily: "Yeah, you are not afraid of being caught by him and thrown into the prison. Go to him!"
Alba cried for a while. At this time, she had a lot of emotional stability. She wiped her tears and said to Chris: "Chris, I am sorry, I was jailed by Jack yesterday, I am in a bad mood, I just want to find someone. Venting, I’m talking too much, I apologize to you."
Chris generously extended his hand to Alba: "Don't mention the past, let us be friends now? Even if it is just a friend in China, is it a dead enemy?"
When Orba looked at the hand that Chris handed over, she suddenly laughed and reached out and shook hands with Chris: "Well, let's take a break."
This South American-inspired beauty, she was emotionally fast and went fast. She quickly sat up straight, wiped the tears on her face, and then turned the carry-on bag and carefully added makeup to the mirror. Come, wait for the makeup, and she said to John with excitement: "Hey, are you really going to China to run away? Wow, this is really lang!"
John saw Olba crying and crying, laughing and laughing, almost faster than Hollywood actors, he couldn't help but smile: "Alba, don't play me! Chris is just a friend with me. , we are going to China to apprentice!"
Albaba squinted and curiously asked, "What teacher?"
John said that he was a little excited when he was a teacher. He turned and said, "We are going to worship a very, very powerful Chinese."
Alba is more and more curious: "How much is it? Which is great?"
John said with a dance: "You can dodge bullets within five meters, and you can pass the empty hand to pick up the living people who fell on the fifth floor. You can deal with dozens of gangsters with bare hands!"
Alba couldn’t help but laughed: "John, you said this is Superman, he is not in China, he is in Hollywood!"
John couldn't help but anger: "Alba, I haven't joked with you!"
Olba smirked at the smile and looked at John with a strange look: "I haven't joked with you, Superman is indeed in Hollywood!"
John screamed and yelled: "I just said what I said, I don't believe you asked Chris!"
When Orb saw John look angry and angry, it was not like a fake. She turned her head and glanced at Chris, tentatively asking: "Is it true?"
Chris also nodded very seriously: "It is true, we saw it with our own eyes. Originally I used the mobile phone to photograph this, but the teacher of the university I was originally an exchange student confiscated the memory card. So...hey, I could have got the Pulitzer Prize for the news!"
Orba shook his head, she smiled. "Impossible, I don't believe, how can there be such a person in this world?"
Chris smiled: "Alba, when you see it, you know it!"
Alba said with a smile: "If you really have such a person, then I also worship him as a teacher!"
When she had finished speaking, John laughed happily: "Impossible!"
Orba was somewhat convinced and asked: "Why not?"
John looked at Chris, and it happened to Chris to him that the two laughed in unison: "Because you can't speak Chinese!"
Orba said with a blue eyes: "What is the relationship between speaking Chinese and not being able to worship him as a teacher?"
John is very sullen and said: "This is Master's rule. He said that if you want to learn his skills, you must first learn Chinese, otherwise he will not teach!"
Albar frowned: "I don't want to translate?"
John laughed and shook his finger: "No, no, of course not!"
Orba asked with a sigh of relief: "So, can I learn now?"
John is more and more proud: "Chinese is difficult to learn, and now it is too late to learn! And even if you learn, Master will not accept you!"
Albar frowned: "Why is this again?"
John pointed to Chris: "Chris's Chinese is good enough? Didn't the Master refuse to accept her? Because Master said that his kung fu is not a woman!"
Orba was originally a bit of a radical, and there were some feminist ideas. When she heard it at this time, she suddenly became angry. She did not care about being on the plane. She stood up and angered. "What is this man? What? In the ages, there is such a thought of decaying like a gully? You want to worship him as a teacher? God, you shouldn’t have your head broken?
She was originally tall, and stood up on the plane. It was really standing out. The people on the plane all showed her to her. The flight attendant on the side immediately went to her and smiled and said: "Hello, madam, please whisper. Speak, thank you!"
When Obba looked around, she smiled and sat down. She kept whispering and whispering: "What is great, this is discrimination!"
She whispered for a while, turned to look at Chris, and asked inexplicably: "Hey, you know that it is unlikely to be his apprentice, then what are you going to China?"
Chris still focused on the "Yellow Emperor's Internal Classic" in her hand, and said in a faint expression in Chinese: "There is nothing difficult in the world!"
Alba heard it confused: "What?"
On the side of John, he laughed and ate. He smiled and explained the sentence in English. He smiled again: "There is another sentence called..."
John said in Chinese: "... sincerely, the stone is open!"
Olba squinted and looked like a visitor from the sky, saying, "What? You say it again?"
John repeated the words very seriously, and the Orbs and Parrots learned the same thing, but they were very vocal.
After learning it a few times, Alba sighed with a sullen face: "God, I think my tongue seems to have a bow! I began to regret going to the country with you! How can I talk to these tongues when I arrive?" Chinese people playing bows talk?"
Chris smiled and said faintly: "When you get off the plane in Shanghai, you can take the nearest flight. I will buy you a ticket."
Alba immediately put his hand down and squinted and said, "You can't get rid of me! I won't escape. How can I see what this damn female discriminating looks like! I want to In the face of his masculine thoughts, he screamed at his rotten old ideas and let him know that he lived in the twenty-first century, not in the antiquity society!"
John was eclipsed and said quickly: "No, no, Master will be angry, he can be amazing, can you make him angry!"
Olba glanced at John: "What are you doing so nervously?" Soon, Alba looked blankly: "Oh, you are afraid that I will make him angry, and you will not accept you as an apprentice."
John nodded with a smile.
Alba laughed proudly: "Ah, hahaha, from now on, I am the head of this small team. If you don't listen to me, I will go to trouble! Let you not be a teacher!"
John added his hand and painfully said: "Oh my God, why did I hand you the flight to you?"
John looked at Chris with a painful look, but he saw that this blond beauty was still very calm looking at his book. He couldn’t help but ask: "Cris, don't you worry?"
Chris sighed with a sigh: "What are you worried about?"
Orba smiled triumphantly: "That is! Hey, John, from now on, you are my men, you have to listen to me, otherwise, uh..."
When she didn't finish talking, she heard Chris slowly saying: "I heard that the number of missing people in China is very large each year... I believe that there is more than one American, no big deal."
There was a stiff smile on the face of Alba, and John Haha laughed aside. He smiled for a while, then suddenly squinted, and said to Chris in a serious way: "Cris, if we will get off the plane, I’ll bury Alba behind the airport!
Chris also closed the book and said seriously: "No, it's better to put it in the trunk."
John frowned. "Alba is too tall, and her skeleton is big, and her body is quite a lot. What should I do if I can't get in?"
Chris made a snap: "Have you seen the Texas Chainsaw Massacre?"
Orb looked at the two people beside him and couldn't help but scream: "You two murderers, can you not say this in front of the parties when planning a murder?" The sound suddenly increased by an octave, pointing to John's sharp voice: "John, you explained to me clearly, what is my skeleton, and my body is quite a lot?"
Chris finally couldn’t help it, and laughed and laughed.
Alba gnashed his teeth and said: "You two are trying to scare me. When I see this guy's face, I must swear at him and find that he is completely skinless!"