Chapter 9:
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Realistic Mary Sue
- 吕天逸
- 1843 characters
- 2021-02-25 11:15:41
Ye Xi struggled and asked, "What am I going to do in the bathroom?"
Bodyguard: "Sorry, but we will follow the whole process."
Ye Xi imagined that this mighty group of bodyguards followed himself to the toilet, and grouped around to watch the scene of urinating the rainbow into the diamond toilet, and suddenly felt dizzy!
"Then I won't go." Ye Xi said.
"Little Master ..." The housekeeper gave Ye Xi a deep look. "If you have any needs, please just ask."
Immediately, Ye Xi brainstormed a play where the butler eloped with the young master, so he tickled the housekeeper and said, "You come in."
The housekeeper entered the bedroom, closed the door with his backhand, bowed his head respectfully, and asked, "What did the young master command?"
Ye Xi rubbed his hands, and the handsome butler seemed to have turned into shining experience in his eyes!
The steward looked at Ye Xi intently, waiting for his order.
Ye Xi looked back at the housekeeper with a stunned look. As a thick-line straight man with a blank piece of emotion, he had no experience in pursuing women, let alone men!
I only ask girls to watch movies and eat. What else?
Ye Xi was awkward for a long time, and he didn't know what he was saying: "I ... you ..."
This big brother, I want to walk through you. Could you please tell me to let me earn a lot of experience and then take my hand to help me escape?
-It doesn't seem to say that!
The two looked at each other for a long time, but the housekeeper suddenly smiled softly and asked, "Little Master, are you not very satisfied with this marriage?"
Ye Xi nodded fiercely from his lungs.
The steward stepped forward and said softly, "I can't bear to marry Huangfu's house. I grew up with you since I was a kid. All my body and mind are there to serve you. If you are not here, I, I I don't know what to do ... "Then, the steward took a step forward, separated from Ye Xi by only a few centimeters.
The atmosphere between them instantly became extremely ambiguous.
So Ye Xi gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, and took a step back!
"..." The steward bowed his head. "I'm sorry, it's a subordinate who has overrun." After speaking, he turned and tried to go out.
"Don't leave." Ye Xi was anxious, grabbed the butler's arm, and the housekeeper showed his melancholy when he refused to love, and turned his head away from him.
Ye Xi licked his lips and asked straightly, "Brother, can you run away?"
The tone is similar to the hawker fan who sells banned discs to passersby on the flyover, which is exactly the sense of looking at him, "Buddies, don't want pornography."
As soon as Ye Xi's voice fell, the mechanical electronic male voice sounded without warning in the ear: "The person sets a secondary warning of collapse, moderate collapse. After the first warning, the experience value will be deducted. Please pay attention to regulating your own words and deeds……"
No ah ah my experience! Ye Xi was frightened by the collapse warning and instantly turned into a white rabbit, hurriedly holding her throat and repeating it diligently: "I mean ... Mr. Shangguan, can you take me on an elope ~"
"Of course, I am to you ..." The steward's eyes glowed with surprise, and he reached out and tried to hug Ye Xi.
However, Ye Xi ducked away for a moment!
I've been held enough by men today. I don't want to be held for the time being!
"I'm sorry, I'm so anxious." The steward was happy, kneeling in front of Ye Xi on one knee, holding Ye Xi's hand excitedly and asking in confidence, "But I'm just a poor boy, you Don't you hate me? "
Ye Xi: "Don't hate it."
You are a billionaire with annual salary.
The housekeeper was relieved, and finally began to confess: "Actually, I have been secretly in love with you for a long time, I have longed for you since I was very young, and later ..."
However, Ye Xi was too lazy to listen to what he said later, because the system prompt had sounded in his ears: "Congratulations, you successfully attacked Men's Match Shangguan x, rewarded 5000 points, and level increased to level 6."
Hahahahaha 5000 points is equivalent to ten mainline missions! Don't be too comfortable to get it so easy! Ye Xi was terribly pleased, with a happy and joyful smile on her face!
The housekeeper stared at Ye Xi's smile with a fascination, and resolutely said: "It turns out that you are the same to me."
Ye Xi: "..."
No no no, you misunderstood.
Next, the housekeeper expressed his heartfelt feelings like Haiti and Ye Xi. Ye Xi nodded frequently and thought of 5,000 experience points to smile at the housekeeper, but his heart did not fluctuate.
啧啧 啧 Otherwise how do you say a man doesn't have a good thing ...
The words are so beautiful, but as long as I pick a foot, I don't love me anymore! What a superficial love!
"That's right." Ye Xi interrupted the housekeeper's endless confession and shifted the topic to the business. "So many bodyguards, how can we escape from here?"
"I have a way." The housekeeper took Ye Xi for a few minutes, walked to the window and opened the window, "We can go down from here."
Ye Xi looked down from the window.
Very high, Ye Xi winced with a painful expression: "..."
Housekeeper: "Below is a five-million-square-meter garden with many bodyguards, but I know a hidden path to escape without being detected."
Ye Xi asked anxiously: "Need to bring tent dry food and water?"
The steward smiled handsomely: "No need. If it goes well, you can escape before dark, just bring the money. I have worked for ten years and I have some savings to support us for a while."
Ye Xi: "..."
Boss, your savings should be enough for eight lifetimes!
But it does n’t make sense to have money or not, because according to the plot we estimate that we will not be able to stay outside for a few days and will be arrested by President Shen.
Although I don't know what way Shen will find someone ...
The steward posted a little closer to Ye Xi and praised with a loving voice: "You are so cute, can I kiss your face?"
Ye Xi refused instantly: "No."
"Okay." The steward gentleman backed back gracefully, like a big faithful cat. "Then I'll find a pair of scissors, and we can cut the sheets into a string and slide down from here. "
"You go first." Ye Xi glanced out the window again, and suddenly his legs were soft.
After the housekeeper walked out of the bedroom, Ye Xi received a system prompt. His teammates completed main line task 3 and shared 500 points of experience. Ye Xi's level was then raised to level 7.
President Shen's main task 3 is to determine the wedding date, so is main task 4 to take me back to get married? Ye Xi pondered, opened the system interface, and called for customer service.
He now has a more important issue to understand.
Ye Xi: "Customer service, ask, what if I die in this world?"
Electronic male voice: "It will read the archive, and after you die, you will be reborn in the best state at the closest safe moment before you die."
Ye Xi thought for a while, and said, "In other words, if I jump down from the window and fall to death next second, I will be born next to the window without any injuries?"
Electronic Male: "Yes."
With a hint of hope, Ye Xi asked, "Can you read the file if you are blind?"
Wait a minute I might cry in anger!
Electronic male voice: "No, only death will automatically trigger the file reading process."
Ye Xi: "..."
understood.
Rather scare urine! Can't be scared to cry! Otherwise, come back to play again!
Twenty minutes later, the housekeeper returned with scissors.
This speed is already very fast, after all, one round trip is far!
So two people began to cut the sheets into pieces and tie them together. The 40,000 square meter sheets were very sufficient.
After doing this for a while, Ye Xi rubbed his stomach in depression, and found himself a little hungry.
Speaking of which, I have not eaten human food for four days, Ye Xi thought with a sad heart that he ate more than 20 kinds of flowers!
Don't say it's meat now, even a bowl of white rice is enough to make Ye Xi drool ...
"It's time to eat, are you hungry?" The housekeeper asked thoughtfully.
"No." Ye Xi shook her head, trying to escape the plot quickly, not wanting to waste time on the way to the restaurant.
"When I took the scissors, I brought you a few packets of snacks and I could eat them on the road." The housekeeper patted his pocket, and there was a sizzling sound unique to the snack package.
Ye Xi swallowed his mouth and was tickled by the word snack: "What is it?"
Even a pack of crispy noodles of five cents will do!
But the housekeeper smiled with a pampering smile and pulled out a pack of dried flowers: "Your favorite brand."
"..." Ye Xi immediately wanted to fight him!
The two got it for a while, and the sheets used for escape were almost tied. The housekeeper fastened one end of the sheets to the foot of the 40,000-square-meter bed, and said, "This is absolutely secure."
After all, this bed can probably weigh a few tons.
The two went down the window one after the other, probably because of the original setting. There was no bodyguard near Ye Xi's bedroom near the window. If there was any, he couldn't run away anyway. Like a torrential rain ...
The entire garden is as big as a forest, with lush vegetation. It is not easy to find someone in this 5 million square meter garden full of flowers and trees. After landing safely, Ye Xi followed the housekeeper to walk around on a small path. The path was overgrown with weeds on both sides. Obviously nobody walked all year round. Every time the path was walked, there was no sign. At the fork, Ye Xi walked and wanted to take advantage of the housekeeper strategy before running away, otherwise 80% of them would get lost in their own garden.
Under the steward's guidance, at sunset, the two finally came to the border of the garden. There was a small concealed gap in the wall here, which could allow the next person to pass.
Ye Xi breathed and wiped the sweat from the flushed face, looking at the towering wall in front of her eyes, feeling as if she had crossed a borderline!
"Let's go." The housekeeper showed a gentle smile to Ye Xi. "Crossing this wall, you are free."
"Finally, I don't need to marry that person!" Ye Xi's acting skillfully jumped a little, then stepped out of the small gap.
The moment the foot touched the ground outside the wall, Ye Xi's brain sounded a mission success reminder, and it was 500 experience points.
And the sound of the system sounded with Shen Xiulin's anger in the cold, word by word, with an irresistible majesty: "You, dare, escape, get married?"