Chapter 46: Silly Bird 21
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Rebirth Handbook
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- 2021-03-04 10:25:10
Although it had been several days since waking up, Su Ying still couldn't accept that she really lay an egg.
Human beings were born viviparously, but she now lays an egg. Su Ying has emphasized to herself many times that this is a strange world that cannot be judged by her common sense for more than two decades. The so-called "going to the countryside" and laying eggs is not a big deal. On the other hand, it is so convenient and fast. Painless egg laying is really stress-free compared to the painful birth of a child in the tenth month of pregnancy on Earth.
but……
"Although I think laying eggs is very convenient and good, but Hua, listen, I am not going to give you a nest, take out your hands."
Su Ying pulled out Hua's hairy hand and put a palm on his head, "Go to the side."
"Hey?" Hua dragged her tail behind Su Ying, watching her gesture a few pieces of'cloth'. It is a kind of plant on the bottom of the sea, soft and light, very suitable for human clothing standards, the experience taught by the patriarch.
"Hey, why are you ignoring me? Is the injury still not healed, and the head still hurts?"
"I have a headache, but it's not because the injury is not healed, it is because of you." Su Ying put down the cloth in her hand and raised her hand to pull Hua's face. "Why am I angry and ignore you? You think about it for so many days. do not know?!"
Hua opened her mouth wide, her face full of surprise, "You are angry! Why!"
Su Ying: "..." I always feel that my good temper will be gone forever.
Su Ying stared at her with a simple face and looked at each other. This guy suddenly came to her and kissed her twice.
Su Ying: "Be reasonable, I'm still angry with you, kissing you indiscriminately."
As soon as Hua grinned, Su Ying was pulled and deformed. He hugged Su Ying's thigh and rubbed her belly, "So why is he angry?"
Su Ying thought she was really stupid, and if she didn't tell him, he probably wouldn't be able to guess. So many times Su Ying doesn’t know if Hua is really stupid or not. She is stupid. Su Ying sometimes feels that she has been cheated by him, saying that he is not stupid. She seems to be stupid all day long. That would make her so angry that she wanted to punch someone.
"Flower, listen carefully, I'm angry because, I--cough cough, you didn't tell me when I was pregnant! Why didn't you tell me such a big thing?"
Hua leaned her head on her stomach and looked innocent, "I said, I want to give you a surprise. We are in the world over there. You will be very happy if you find an egg."
Su Ying looked indifferent and tugged at his hair, "The problem is here. At that time, we picked up eggs for eating. If you don’t tell me, like a few days ago, I didn’t even know that it was our eggs. Just cook them. What should I do if I ate it! Or I accidentally stepped on it and crushed it! The child will become a pool of egg whites and yolks..."
Flower: "Hahahahahaha—"
Su Ying: Laugh at you, I'm really worried about this issue, flower!
"Why are you laughing?"
"It's really funny if it becomes a pool of egg yolks and egg whites hahaha~"
Will this guy really be a good father in the future? So unreliable. Su Ying gave him a itchy tooth, and after hammering it, she continued: "You are serious about it. This is a very serious question. I don't have this experience. If I am really careless, I might kill the egg. Up."
Hua suddenly raised her head and propped her head to look at her serious face, her eyes blushing tenderly, Su Ying was baffled by him, she couldn't help but touch her face, "Why look at me like this?"
Hua smiled, "Firefly is so nice."
Su Ying: "Huh?"
Hua: "It's nice that Yingying cares about the egg so much." He stretched out his hand and took Su Ying's head and kissed her on the lips. "Yingying is so nice."
Su Ying was kissed twice by him, and blushed and said, "Don't think that I won't be angry anymore."
Hua: "Don't be angry, I will tell you next time."
Su Ying: "This one is still in the egg without breaking the shell, you just think about the next one, no way, I won't give birth."
The flowers are dispensable and said: "Then it won't give birth."
"So," Su Ying once again pulled out the hand he was touching behind her back, "don't think about doing that."
Hua stiffened this time, her eyebrows twisted into two worms, "Don't be 嘤嘤嘤嘤"
Su Ying watched such a big mermaid rolling on his feet, indifferent, and when he rolled to his feet, she stepped on his tail and said, "Honestly, I didn't discuss it. At least until the child breaks the shell, it's impossible."
Regarding the quail egg, it's not right. When will the white flower egg on the black background break its shell, the patriarch said it will take at least one and a half months. It takes a month to absorb the strength and grow up on that corpse mountain. When it grows to the size of a basketball, it can be carried back, and after another half month, it will break its shell.
After Su Ying accepted the setting of laying an egg, she became nervous. Every day, she was busy preparing some children's things, small clothes and shoes, and fumbled for it. When making the shoes, she wondered if they would use them. I wonder if the bird or fish would come out of the egg? Can you wear shoes?
When he asked Hua, he opened his eyes and said nonsense, just to tease her. After a while, he said that the child born would be a bird, and then he said that the child born would be a fish. Every time he teased Su Ying, he blows up his hair and finally forgets himself What do you want to ask.
Su Ying felt that her pregnancy anxiety was postponed, but the bear daddy of the flower made her own every day, diverting her attention, Su Ying was not as nervous as she was at the beginning, calmly waiting for the day when she could go to get the eggs.
Since Su Ying was captured, Hua didn't take Su Ying away from the corpse mountain. He pushed the boat back, and took Su Ying with him every day to find food. Even if he went into the water alone, he would go around the boat. Swim twice, never leave the ship very far, basically sticking to Su Ying's side.
This sticky big leather candy brought a great burden to Su Ying's work and greatly reduced her work efficiency. Every time Su Ying is serious about making things and forgets the existence of flowers, he is unwilling to be lonely and must find a chance to attract Su Ying’s gaze, even if Su Ying comes over and slaps him in his face. Also happy.
Su Ying felt that Hua's bad temper must be caused by lack of love when she was a child. In the future, the child must be well educated, not to be like his father, or she will have to be annoyed by the father and son or both.
Every day on the boat to prepare things for the future children, a month passed without knowing it, Su Ying began to think about when to get the eggs, but did not consider a result. This afternoon, she was drowsy on the boat leaning on the flowers. I heard the sound of the ship board being knocked.
The flower that was pressed under her body as a blanket moved its tail to say hello, "Patriarch."
Su Ying stood up and saw a big white fish with two huge eyes looking at her, so she dragged the flower up and said hello politely: "Patriarch, what's wrong with you, is it the child?"
The patriarch gave a hum and opened his mouth. There is a place where you can put things in the mouth of Huadayu. Now there are a dozen big eggs piled there. Su Ying saw the quail egg with white flowers on the black background. It was bigger than the surrounding eggs. In a circle.
Yes, an egg that was so big was slapped a month ago, but now it grows so fast, isn't this size mutated?
Su Ying was a little nervous, "Clan, patriarch, are you here to send the child? Can you get it back now?"
Hua had already taken the initiative to hug the big egg out, and Su Ying watched him jumping and holding such a big egg with one hand, fearing that he would accidentally drop the egg.
Hua took the egg out, the patriarch closed his mouth again, patted the boat board lightly, and then slowly dived into the water. He probably wanted to deliver eggs to others. Su Ying thought, Grandpa is like Santa Claus.
Turning his face, seeing Hua suddenly dropped an egg in her hand, Su Ying was so scared that she rushed over to catch it. However, before her, Hua quickly reached out and fished the egg back again, and with the other hand, she caught Su Ying who was jumping over.
Su Ying was so frightened by him that sweat came out of her forehead, "You be careful!"
"Oh." Hua held the egg and shook it. "Our egg won't break after a few drops. The shell is harder than a rock. Even if you hit it with your strength, it won't break if you don't strike it for a day."
Seeing him shaking so hard, Su Ying was worried that he would shake the child inside, and she couldn't bear to open her hand and said, "Don't shake her! Give me a hug."
Su Ying took the big egg contentedly, and walked towards the cradle that was already prepared. The cradle is a round sea mussel that she let the flowers touch on the bottom of the sea. It is covered with all kinds of dried seaweed flannel and other things from the bottom of the sea, which is soft and comfortable.
After the cradle was made, she was very greedy. She lay in and shook her often when she was not paying attention. Most of her tail was exposed outside, just like a dead fish that was too big to fit on the plate.
Su Ying had no choice but to let him find a bigger sea mussel, and made him a bigger cradle. It's not so much a cradle as a bathtub, because there is no soft velvet and other things in it, only filled with water, so that he can lie down and play. Now the two cradles, one large and one small, were placed together, and Su Ying carefully placed the egg in the small cradle, just placing it firmly in the groove.
Sitting on the edge of the cradle, Su Ying reached out and touched the surface of the eggshell.
"Hey, what are you laughing at?" Hua climbed into the large fish tank next to him, splashed some splashes, and put his head on the edge of the sea mussel to look at Su Ying and the egg.
"I laughed?"
"Laughed."
"I'm thinking, what if the child is out of the shell, what if it is a black and white flower? If your family is not female, is it black, and male is white? If it is black and white, is it female or male?"
Hua suddenly slapped her tail, "Why black and white, not black and white, I want the same color as mine!"
Su Ying: "...This is beyond our control, and you see that the eggshell is black and white, and it must be black and white inside."
Hua: "No, I want a colorful child!"
Su Ying didn't want to deal with this unreasonable guy.
Hua: "Hey, next time I want colorful eggs!"
Su Ying: "You have the ability to live by yourself."
Then when she woke up the next morning, Su Ying found that her eggs with white flowers on a black background had become colorful, and sitting beside him was a culprit who had not had time to escape and his tool of crime-a pile of colorful stones. The effect of this colored soft stone touched from the bottom of the sea is very similar to crayons. Su Ying was speechless for a long time looking at the various interlaced spicy eye colors on the big egg, and raised her hand to cover her face.
Hua: "Hey, you see, is it better now~"
He even dared to ask for credit. Su Ying used his big fish tank to wash the eggs, and washed all the messy colors, and the flowers turned around, with a pity, "Oh, this is pretty good, huh. It's okay if you don't wash it, don't wash it." His face was full of regrets, and he didn't dare to stop.
Su Ying turned a deaf ear, and washed the eggs clean, revealing the original white flowers on the black background.
"Bring it." Su Ying wiped the egg and hugged it in her arms, spreading her hand to the flower.
Hua looked at the colorful stones in her hand, her eyes lit up, and all of them were flattered into her hand and piled at her feet. Hua has seen Su Ying’s paintings, and they are much more beautiful than his paintings. In Hua’s heart, anything made by Su Ying is not good. The treasures he found before can become even better in Su Ying’s hands. good looking.
Su Ying picked up the soft colored stones and began to color the eggs in her arms. A circle of red, the same color as his father’s hair, and a circle of orange, the same color as his father’s hair, yellow, blue, Green...the same color as his father's tail. Su Ying lowered her head seriously and arranged them according to the colors of the flowers, and painted the white flowers on the black background with the same color.
While holding the egg, Su Ying seemed to feel the heartbeat inside the egg, which made her heart soft.
With the blue sky, white clouds, sea and sunshine, Hua looked at Su Ying who was holding the egg and painted, her eyes unblinking.
"Flower, even if the child comes out with black and white stripes or black and white dots, you can't dislike him, have you heard?"
"Oh~"