Chapter 84: As a pet of the alien noble master 11
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Rebirth Handbook
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- 2021-03-04 10:25:17
Sasa is a three-sword aristocrat who belongs to a certain Western aristocratic seven-swords. He is nothing special among many Laiya star people, but he is an avid blue star pet lover. His greatest ideal is Raise dozens of blue star people and enjoy the beautiful feeling of being surrounded by soft cuties.
In view of his lack of assets, he currently only raises one Blue Star man, and this Blue Star man is especially jealous. Sasha had to put most of his thoughts on this jealous Blue Star man. Assets and time to covet other Blue Star people. But after getting along with his little blue star for a long time, Sa Sa began to feel a little problematic.
The blue star people in his family are very cute, but he can't fully understand what his blue star people say, and he can't communicate without obstacles. This makes Sasa always rejected by his blue star people because he often doesn't. Fa correctly recognized what the Blue Star people wanted to express. After the little Blue Star got an unusually dangerous illness, Sasha began to think that this would not work. He had to be able to understand the words of his own Blue Star. Otherwise, the little Blue Star would be sick, and he would not feel uncomfortable. Knowing it, there will be no timely treatment, which is too dangerous.
Sassa is not very good at military force, but his brain is very good, he is very smart, and his usual hobby is to make huge ships and weapons, so he began to try to make translators, hoping to achieve a relationship between the Blue Stars and the Laya Stars. Language interoperability.
This is difficult, because the language of the Blue Star people is to make sounds through the vibration of the vocal cords. Each syllable represents a different meaning, and the combination also has a different meaning. This is not too complicated, but the words of their Laya Stars will be expressed in many ways, such as sound vibrations and even breath. The sound may be through mouthparts or probes.
Compared with the Laya Stars, the Blue Stars have a simple body structure, and the cells in their bodies are not complicated. It is difficult for the Blue Stars who have no arthropods, tentacles and no shape change to fully understand what they mean.
Sasza had studied for a long time before he could barely get a clue, but his research pace was slowed down because of the high cost of research. Many materials he needed were very expensive, which was a little overwhelming for an ordinary three-sword nobleman. Fortunately, under his vigorous propaganda, some aristocrats who also like to raise Blue Stars are willing to support him, temporarily solving his plight, but this is not enough. Sasara is worrying about where to get more every day. Funding.
As usual, it took a lot of hard work to get up and work beside the aegyo-blue star. Sasha first opened the communication as usual, and then his eyes widened because he found that his account had been transferred. Astronomical numbers.
Sassa: "...?"
Then he saw the message, this huge sum of money came from the Oriental Seven Swords noble Neil, and he said he wanted him to develop the Blue Star language translator as soon as possible.
Sa Sa jumped up happily, ran into the room with joy and picked up the sleeping Blue Star, and was naturally scratched.
"Hahaha! Xiao Ming! Good boy! Dad is rich! I will buy you delicious and the pet toy sports car you like!"
Sassa’s efficiency was very fast. Seven days later, Neil received a package with a slapped Blue Star language translator and a letter full of large paragraphs of thanks. The letter was passed by Neil's speed of light, and only the most important section was captured.
This is the latest version of the Blue Star language translator made by Sassa. At present, it can only translate the language of the Blue Star people. As for the translator for translating the language of the Laiya Star people into the language of the Blue Star people, it is still under development. do it. In order to thank the local tyrants for their support, Sasatt made such a first version of the one-way translator and sent it to Neal for a trial.
After reading the letter, Neal threw the letter open, turned on the blue star language translator, and squatted down next to Zhong Jin, who was applying nail polish on his feet.
Neil touched Zhong Jin and said, "Heihei, speak a word."
Zhong Jin was touched by him, and the nail polish was applied to the side. She took out a piece of paper and wiped it off, and said, "Are you making any mistakes? Always poke my chest. Feelings don't hurt you."
Neil looked down, and the translator's screen read—"Master~Don't touch your chest so hard, it will hurt~"
Neil paused for three seconds without expression, then reached out and touched Zhong Jin's head.
This time Zhong Jin pushed away his hand and said, "How many times have you said it, don't touch your head, are you responsible for it?"
Looking down at the translator, Neil saw-"The master is bad~ You can't touch your head~"
Neil's silence time doubled, and then suddenly he leaned in and kissed Zhong Jin's face. Zhong Jin rolled her eyes and wiped her face with the back of her hand, "Is your mouth a black hole? Every time you kiss someone to death, you said don't kiss me casually. What are you going to make?!"
The translator said-"Ah, the master is too hard~ I'm so painful~ woo woo woo~"
With his beastly intuition, Neil concluded that the translator was a bit unreliable. He threw the translator casually and went back to watch Zhong Jin paint his nail polish.
Grandpa Tata walked over in a small floral apron and found the translator. After listening to Neil's words, he was very interested. He also leaned in front of Zhong Jin to play with the translator and tease her.
The eldest sister Zhong Jin with big red nails stepped on the sofa and looked at the two people in front of him: "What's the matter with you?"
Translator: What happened? What's wrong~ [Flashing Big Eyes jpg
Zhong Jinsheng Wukelian refused to wave his hand and said, "Although the biscuits are delicious, I'm really full and I can't eat them anymore, please don't bring them again."
Translator: Hmm, so full, the biscuits are so delicious! Hey~ [Playful winking jpg
Zhong Jin was irritated and scratched his head and eyes with doubts: "What have you been playing with since just now? Could it be something bad? Your expressions are very subtle, hello!"
Translator: What are you going to do to me~ What is this~ I'm really scared~ [I'm sorry, pouting jpg
Grandpa Tata: "Yeah~ Heihei is so cute~ Meng Meng Da eh~"
Zhong Jin was trembling with Grandpa Tata's trembling white hairy flower branches, so he rushed to touch Maomao, and bury her face on White Maomao's belly and rubbed it, "Aoaoaoao so soft, so soft, I like it!"
Both Neil and Grandpa Tata saw the translator at the same time — "I like you the most~ The fur is so soft~ hee hee~"
Neil suddenly pulled Zhong Jin over and stuffed it behind his back, and took the translator in Grandpa Tata's hand, then turned around and trapped Zhong Jin between herself and the sofa, preventing her from seeing Grandpa Tata. It is a natural wall of flesh with cold eyes.
After many similar emergencies, Zhong Jin, who finally figured out the situation, sat on Neal's crossed lap, and wanted to give the owner of the mentally retarded an alien vinegar king trophy.
After tossing for a while, Zhong Jin guessed what was going on. The mentally handicapped owner seems to have got a translator and can understand her. And it's just that the mentally retarded master understands her, but she still can't understand them.
Zhong Jin: It won't appear until at least a year after you say it! ! This development is so different from the previous life! The most important thing is that you can't scold the mentally retarded casually!
In addition to being depressed that she could no longer scold the mentally retarded, Zhong Jin also became interested. She began to sit cross-legged in front of Neil with the translator, and took a deep breath and said cautiously and tentatively: "Pinch my leg?"
Translator: Master, pinch legs~
In Zhong Jin's expectant gaze, Neil slowly stretched out his hand and squeezed her leg.
Zhong Jin took a deep breath, this Nima really understands!
Zhong Jin: "I'm so thirsty and want to drink water. Would you like to pour me a glass?"
Translator: Master, I’m thirsty~ I really want to drink water~ Can the host give me something~
Neil didn't move for a long time, his elbows on his knees, pressed against his cheeks, his expression was serious. Grandpa Tata, who pretended to be very busy, passed by behind the two and stole a glance at the translator. He immediately poured a glass of water and delivered it to Zhong Jin.
Zhong Jin took the glass of water, and Neil took it and sipped it the next moment, then he stood up and walked to the side two or three steps to the side and poured a glass of water back into Zhong Jin's hand, and continued doing the same thing. Serious appearance.
Zhong Jin couldn't help muttering, "Mentally retarded."
Translator: The master is so handsome!
Neil smiled triumphantly, and at the moment Zhong Jin raised his head, he wiped his hand, erased the smile, and continued to be deep and serious.
Zhong Jin: His expression is so serious and terrifying, and his temperament is so deep. Did you hear me call him mentally retarded?
The horrible thing like the translator has appeared. Zhong Jin expressed that he wanted to call a communication number to contact her friends. Neal actually dialed her that is full of malicious communication number, that is, stationed in an alien. The communication number left by Uncle Wang Jianguo, the head of the office and the polished commander.
Zhong Jin: "Uncle, the translator has come out. If this is the case, you will have to pay attention to it in the future." You might get caught next time you make a speech on the light screen program.
Uncle Jianguo: "!!!"
Zhong Jin felt relieved after notifying her friends, holding the translator for a while, and finally decided to hold the translator by herself.
However, a few days later, Zhong Jin discovered that this translator was actually very useful, especially when expressing what to eat today. In the past, she used to gesture for a long time, and even draw strokes several times, but the results were not very satisfactory, but Now, she can finally have a good communication with Grandpa Tata who is in charge of cooking, which is really touching!
Also, when there was a sudden urgency in the gravity-free floating bedroom, she finally didn’t have to struggle for a long time to escape Neil’s iron claws. She could directly take out the translator and pat Neil’s face and say to him: "I Go to the toilet, let me go."
The only thing that was not so good was that Neil suddenly became a lot of perverts. She said that she was going to the bathroom. Neil this guy even hugged her directly, trying to watch her solve the problem? Jane DC!
Translator: Master~ I'm going to solve my physical problems, so you can take them to me~ Watch me carefully~ I'm so scared to be alone~
Therefore, all these are the pot of translators.