Chapter 27 joke

After dinner, Su Yanyi returned to the bedroom, and several shopping bags were placed on the bed in the bedroom. They were taken apart and they were all needed.
Bunny pajamas, giant panda pajamas, small turtle pajamas, and monkey-shaped pajamas, some are two-piece, some connected, and in general can be described with cute words.
Which set to wear first? Qin looked at it silently? Su Yanyi this is also a fight out, in order to tease Qin Qin, occasional sacrifice is still necessary.
[Master, these clothes are so cute, the owner first wears a small turtle, the green turtle shell is so cute! 】 Zero-one excitement of the small voice makes Su Yanyi straight mouth, she can only hope that Qin's quiet aesthetic and zero one is the same.
Su Yanyi, wearing a turtle-dressed pajamas, pushed Qin’s lonely study door. Qin was quietly calling, his eyes were reflective to the door, and then his eyes widened, and he stood still, even on the phone. The sound can't be heard.
"You, you..." Qin felt that his words were so poor at this moment, he didn't even know what to say!
The other end of the phone raised the voice and asked Qin what he said. He finally let Qin have some reaction. He hurriedly talked to the phone and then talked about it. He hung up the phone directly.
"You continue to be busy, don't worry about me." Su Yanyi talked at the same time, very calmly walked to the side of the sofa to sit down.
Qin’s lonely eyes glanced at Su Yanyi carefully, and they also looked at the green turtles in their eyes. After some thought struggles, they pretended to be nothing to say:
Nothing, you have What are you looking for? How about eating corn porridge tomorrow morning, fresh corn, very good."
Su Yanyi was very happy to hear that there was food, but Su Yanyi was disappointed when he looked at Qin’s calm and calm expression.
Why didn't he laugh? Is it not ridiculous to wear such a stupid dress?
Su Yanyi was not convinced, and did not sit, and stood up directly to the face of Qin, and stared straight at Qin.
Qin was suddenly seen a little hairy, uncomfortable to step back, but the line of sight is only on the face of Su Yanyi, half dare not look down, afraid to see Su Yanyi that turtle torn Gong, if he smiles and is said by Su Yanyi that he is laughing at her, it is not good. He does not want to let Su Yanyi misunderstand.
Su Yanyi was even more disappointed. She didn't even laugh. It seems that she was really stupid to wear this stupid dress.
"You are busy." Su Yanyi said that he turned and left. Since this road is not working, it can only be changed.
After leaving Qin, who was not aware of it, Su Yanyi went straight back to the bedroom. After replacing the turtle, she even threw a pile of clothes on the bed and threw it into the utility room. It was not too cute anymore. It was really stupid. .
At this time, the Qin in the study room seems to have confirmed that Su Yanyi has left, and then the corner of his mouth began to rise, he could not help but laugh.
Then, Su Yanyi, who just dropped the clothes, heard the sound of the system.
[Congratulations to the host to complete the task once, add one point, the current stage is seven, please continue to work hard! 】
Qin is absolutely, you are slow to respond! Su Yanyi stood in a bit of a dull, hateful thought.
[Master, do you want to bring your clothes back? 】 Zero and one weak asked.
"Cough, since I laughed, I should change the way." The stupid clothes can pass through once, but I think that Qin’s laughter seems to be because she did a stupid thing and was joke. Su Yanyi I feel that my image is getting worse.
At this time, Qin’s thoughts were silent. Just like Su Yanyi’s appearance, it’s just like taking a photo to keep it as a commemoration. Su Yan’s clothes wearing turtles are really cute. I don’t know if Su Yanyi will Wear it? If you still see it, he must remember to hold back his smile. He must not let Su Yanyi know that she is so happy because of her dress.
Su Yanyi is an action school. Since I have made plans to laugh at Qin, I will definitely take time to work hard. So the next night, I just used dinner, and Su Yanyi appeared again in Qin’s study room. However, she wears it very normal this time. The cotton home service makes people feel very comfortable. Qin looked at it silently. Although she felt a little disappointed, she felt that Su Yanyi was the most normal. of.
Qin quietly looked at Su Yanyi, habitually want to ask Su Yanyi to find him what happened, after all, Su Yanyi never looked for him when there was no problem, but thought of the abnormality of Su Yanyi in these days. If you want to ask for the export, you swallow it back and change your words: "Sit, drink tea?"
Qin said that he had poured a cup of tea to Su Yanyi. After dinner, he liked to make pot of tea to go to the study room. Today, it is black tea, and Su Yanyi should not be too repulsive.
Su Yanyi did not refuse. After taking a sip, he calmly said: "I will tell you a few jokes."
Qin suddenly blinked and felt that the auditory hallucinations were really sick, and from time to time it would come out and make people worry.
Without waiting for Qin to answer, Su Yanyi has already begun to talk.

There was a reporter interviewing the head of a mental hospital; 'What method do you use to determine if the patient is fully recovered?' The dean answered; 'We gave him a test, we filled a bathtub with water, put a soup next to it. The spoon and a large bowl let them drain the water from the tank. 'The reporter did not agree with it; 'Of course it is a big bowl!' The dean looked at him and said slowly: 'The choice of normal people is to pull out Drop the plug of the bathtub...'"
Su Yanyi’s voice is very cold, and the words are very clear. It is said to be a joke, but it feels like reading a poem, very nice, so that Qin is completely immersed in this quiet atmosphere, directly Ignore the content of the joke.
Therefore, when Su Yanyi was looking forward to seeing Qin’s silence, she only saw Qin’s deep and deep eyes, and there was no smile at all!
Why don't you laugh? Is this joke not funny?
"This is not funny, I will talk about one more, you have to listen carefully!" Su Yanyi is also ready to come, specifically searching for a lot of jokes on Baidu, it is necessary to talk about Qin still laughing.
"The two mental patients, a monarch b, recovered at the same time. Their doctors said to them: 'If one of you is ill, the other person will immediately send him to the hospital.' Suddenly, the doctor’s phone bell It rang, it turned out to be a Jun: 'It’s gone, b Jun started crawling in my toilet this morning, not to say that he is my toilet!' The doctor said urgently: 'Quickly, send him to the hospital. Ah! 'a Jun silent for a moment: 'That, then I don't have a toilet?'"
This time, because of Su Yanyi's special reminder, Qin was very serious to listen to, and then Qin felt that he did not know what kind of expression should be appropriate.
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