Chapter 499
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Rebirth of the Godly Prodigal
- Chen Ji Tang Hong Dou
- 1937 characters
- 2020-05-10 01:45:23
: Something Big Is Going to Happen!
Translator:
Atlas Studios
Editor:
Atlas Studios
As the people in Heavenly State cheered, on the other side of Tianjing City, in Lucifer’s secret home.
The Angel of Misfortune Vincent Iverson looked at the video that exposed the fake Iron Warrior and angrily slapped the table.
This bunch of idiots! Even if they want to embarrass themselves, they shouldn’t do it to such an extent. They have only just released the video and it’s already exposed. Great, now the military will become the laughing stock of the entire world! What’s in their brains? Even if they want to fake it, they should use better technology to do it and not show any flaws!
As he angrily slapped the table, the pretty woman lazily laid on the bed, drawing a curve with her body. One hand supporting her head, she smilingly asked,
Dear, what are you looking at, why are you so angry?
Those Merika military idiots!
Lucifer angrily said,
Hong Dali created the Mechanical Man and they probably thought that it will cause a setback to their military’s technology, so they made a fake Iron Warrior. Even if it’s fake, they should make a realistic one. It’s directly being exposed that it’s fake now. They have really thrown their face this time!
Hehe, I see, there’s nothing we can do about it.
The woman hugged onto him like an octopus and drew air into Lucifer’s ear.
Young Master Dali’s technology has always been very incredible, there’s no need for us to be concerned with such things. Why don’t we play some games?
Alright.
Since this had already happened, Lucifer didn’t have any solution too. In the end, he helplessly said,
Let me put a Weibo post first.
Very quickly, on Lucifer’s Weibo—
Did the Merika military grow up eating shit? It’s already embarrassing enough to make a fake, but they are even exposed so quickly. Great, now they have thrown their face to the entire world and become the world’s laughing stock! A bunch of pig-heads, go eat shit!
…
Tianjing City, outskirts, National Security Bureau.
Bureau Chief, good news, there’s good news!
Mu Huishou excitedly rushed into the Bureau Chief’s office and shouted,
The Angel of Misfortune has made a new post, and this time it isn’t about Young Master Dali!
Oh? Really?
The Bureau Chief anxiously asked,
What is it about? Quick, tell me!
It’s like this, didn’t Merika make a video about their Iron Warrior? Yet, it was exposed by a few students from New Lanxiang Vocational School that it was fake. The students reverted it into a high-definition video and exposed all the loopholes in it!
Mu Huishou’s mood was obviously quite good. He laughed loudly and said,
Then, this video was seen by Lucifer. Just a short while ago, he made a new post, saying how embarrassing their military is and that they are a bunch of pig-heads, and asked them to go eat shit!
Speaking up to this point, Mu Huishou delightedly smiled and said,
Bureau Chief, do you think that the high ranking officials of the military will really go and eat shit?
Hahaha, this time, they will really be depressed.
After hearing the whole incident, the Bureau Chief’s mood became extremely good. He smiled and said,
Regarding this matter, their citizens will definitely scold them to death. However, about eating shit… It’s not very likely.
That’s eating shit, under what kind of situation would someone go and eat shit? Therefore, the Bureau Chief felt that it was more likely that the military would suffer some misfortunes, that’s all. As for eating shit, that’s not very likely.
But obviously, the progress of the situation exceeded his prediction, because someone knocked on the door again.
Bureau Chief, Dr. Ai Hui wishes to see you. He said that it’s something urgent!
Dr. Ai Hui? The one who developed the luck detector device? The Bureau Chief hurriedly said,
Quick, invite him in!
Bureau Chief, something big happened! Something really big happened!
Similar to Mu Huishou, once he came in, Ai Hui shouted,
Young Master Dali’s luck is changing drastically again!
Huh? That little rascal Hong Dali’s luck is changing again?
The Bureau Chief anxiously said,
What has it changed into? Did it rise or drop?
Dr. Ai Hui wiped off the cold sweat on his forehead and said,
Since 10 minutes ago, Young Master Dali’s luck started changing, like this.
Saying so, he took out the luck detector device. The Bureau Chief and Mu Huishou hurriedly looked at it and saw the needle fluctuating violently. One moment it was at the ninth level and the next moment it was at the 11th level. The red needle kept fluctuating between these two levels. It was very strange.
Siii—!!!
Looking at the needle on the luck detector device, both the Bureau Chief and Mu Huishou all sucked in a deep breath and said in unison,
Looks like something big is going to happen! Someone in Merika is really going to eat shit!
…
While the people of Heavenly State were cheering, Merika, Hexagon Building.
New Lanxiang! It’s this New Lanxiang Vocational School again!
Defense Minister Itra watched the video that exposed them and got so angry that his neck went red. He violently slapped the table and shouted,
Last time when our classified file was hacked, the message left said that it was New Lanxiang Vocational School who did it! And now it’s them again! This is too much! This is totally too much! Didn’t that James said that Hollywood’s special effects are invincible? What’s this, then? What is this? It’s fine for them to lose their face, but this time all of us have thrown our faces to the entire world!
Hearing Itra’s roaring, the other people in the office all remained silent.
This time, Merika had really thrown their own face. Their face was slapped swollen.
The lucky prodigal Hong Dali from Heavenly State made a Mechanical Man. Under such an era where nuclear weapons couldn’t be used, such a weapon like the Mechanical Man which could greatly increase the solo fighting capability of a soldier was very important. Merika was indeed scared. Otherwise, they wouldn’t have thought about faking a similar one.
Because Merika cared a lot about their status as the world’s Police, any country that dared to undermine their position would have to pay the price!
But they didn’t expect this weirdo Hong Dali to appear and make something so powerful.
Therefore, they wanted to make a fake one, to prove that they had what others had too. Also, what others didn’t have, they had! Thus, they were still the world’s Police, the others still have to obey them!
But now they realized the reality—not only was Hong Dali impressive, but the people under him were also very impressive, too!
This New Lanxiang Vocational School, once he thought about how this entire thing was caused by this New Lanxiang Vocational School under Hong Dali, Itra felt that he was going drunk…
They realized that towards Hong Dali, whatever perfect plan they concocted was all useless.
Since things have already reached such a state, what use is there in panicking?
Salon helplessly sat on the sofa and said,
We didn’t commit any mistakes regarding this matter. In the short term, it isn’t possible for us to build a weapon similar to the Mechanical Man, so we can only make a fake one. However, the problem is that no one expected that a student from Hong Dali’s school actually has such technical skills. Therefore, what we need to do now is to investigate if this video is really from this New Lanxiang Vocational School…
Just as he spoke up to this point, the office door was suddenly pushed open lightly. The secretary carefully walked in an said,
Minsters, a new video appeared online. It’s regarding Hong Dali and New Lanxiang…
Another video!? Quick, what’s the website, I want to see it!
Now, Itra’s nerves were tormented so much by Hong Dali that he was sensitive to anything related to him. He hurriedly asked,
Tell me the website!
Very quickly, he took over the laptop and keyed in the address. After the page opened, an interview of Hong Dali appeared—
A reporter’s voice:
Young Master Dali, do you have any views regarding the student from New Lanxiang Vocational School exposing the video about the fake Iron Warrior? Did you know about this? Or did you request them to do this yourself?
Then, Hong Dali’s hateful face which Itra wanted to tear apart appeared on the screen.
Ah, there’s such a thing? I only just heard about it. But even though I only just heard of this, I’m still very elated that the students in my school are so capable, hahaha. Well done. Being a member of the board of directors for New Lanxiang, I have decided to award a certificate of honor to the maker of the video!
In the end, Hong Dali didn’t forget to add,
Which school’s computing skills are stronger? Tianjing City’s New Lanxiang!
Then, the video ended here.
This Hong Dali! AHHHH!
Chief Itra yelled at the top of his lungs.
I’m going to kill him! Kill him! Hong Dali, you are totally toying with us! Toying with us!
Let’s not talk about whether he’s toying with us or not now.
Salon frowned and said,
I feel that this thing might not have been done by New Lanxiang!
Why couldn’t they be the ones who did it?
Upon hearing Salon say this, Itra felt strange and asked,
If it’s not them, then who?
It’s very likely. Think about it.
Salon touched his chin and slowly said,
Someone who did such a thing, wouldn’t he be afraid that we will find trouble with him? How could it be that he will so easily admit being the one who did it? Also, did you look at the last part of that interview? Hong Dali is advertising for New Lanxiang. Therefore, I think that this interview might be directed by Hong Dali himself. This dude wants to use this opportunity to publicize his New Lanxiang!
Then, your meaning is…
Itra asked,
Who is the one who made that video?
If I were to guess, it’s probably Hong Dali’s enemy purposely making trouble for New Lanxiang Vocational School.
Salon affirmatively said,
Since he said that this video was made by New Lanxiang Vocational School, if we want to find the real culprit, we have to check through Hong Dali’s opponents!
That might be the case! I also feel that Hong Dali doesn’t seem to be such a scheming type of person. Although luck is indeed good, we have never heard of him using any schemes before.
Itra expressed that he totally agreed with Salon’s viewpoint.
This video appeared so coincidentally, it doesn’t look like something that Hong Dali would do. Yup, what you said is indeed logical.
Even though it’s logical…
Salon helplessly looked outside the window, gave a bitter smile and said,
Chief Itra, we better think of what to do first—the people are protesting outside, the reporters have almost blocked out all of the entrances to the Hexagon Building. If we don’t think of something soon, we won’t be able to even get out of the door.
Ah, about that, Chief Salon, please sit down first, I need to use the washroom.
Seeing the people who were almost going frantic downstairs, Itra instantly felt an urge to pee and hurriedly ran towards the washroom.