Chapter 1067: Fatal joke

The first thousand and sixty-seven chapters deadly jokes (seeking monthly pass)
Thor and the Lich looked at each other, and for a moment they fell silent.
You know, both of them were sent by Hadu, and they were guilty of conscience, so naturally they were silent. To avoid accidentally saying the wrong thing, it makes people suspicious of them.
But now, the appearance of undead creatures in war is no longer news.
Although Lorraine, in order to avoid causing panic among the people, only notified the upper levels of the countries of this information. But they didn't ask them to keep secrets strictly, or even to indulge them secretly, intentionally or unconsciously.
The news is released through various channels, so that the people will have a process of adaptation. It doesn't mean that you will fall into panic because the news is too sudden.
Therefore, various gossips have spread all over the continent.
Moreover, through word of mouth and artistic processing from the common people, countless versions have been formed.
When everyone was all right, they gathered in the tavern and drank the bad beer while relishing the bard talk about a long section, then turned their heads, and danced with eyebrows, and told others. On a long paragraph.
Although some people didn't quite believe in the matter of the undead, they always thought that the matter was actually Lao He's troop buckling feces on General Hadu's head.
But in any case, through the spread of these news, people no longer feel scared or fearful of the appearance of dark creatures in the subtlety.
Therefore, although the two were silent, the topic of the devil and dark creatures successfully evoked the conversation of the dockers.
Hearing what that person said, a person with a lees-nosed person next to him responded loudly, shouting, "I have also heard.
And I also know why he always seized our loopholes twenty years ago and defeated our army many times. And finally he slipped away because of one thing. "
He took a deep breath, suffocating the appetite of the people around him, and then said loudly, "It's because he sold the spirit hún to the undead~!"
Everyone nearby couldn't help being shocked, and then burst into laughter.
Someone retorted: "Where did you hear it? If he was really that powerful and sold the spirit hún to the undead, why would he not be able to beat us now?"
Another person also said, "Yeah, this news wasn't what you heard from the old lady of the Great Jumping God? She has never been able to tell. She drank too much, and she said nothing."
Rosacea became anxious immediately, and said: "You...you listened to the old woman. This news was told by the nephew's nephew of my third uncle's second cousin.
His sailor on the Grand Duke’s flagship Victory was specifically scraping potato skins in the kitchen. Even the Grand Duke had eaten potatoes that he personally scraped.
How is it, awesome?
Speaking out, I can't scare you gangsters~! "
Everyone couldn't help being silent for a while.
They had seen all of them with their own eyes as the battleship passed Aiting Island. Cui Wei is tall, like a prehistoric sea monster.
The warship galloped past, and the huge waves plowing behind him could easily overturn the fishing boats in the harbor.
Being able to work as a errand on such a ship, let alone a potato scraper, is a toilet cleaner, and it is enough to make the residents who work hard to make a living envy for a long time.
Rosacea paused for a while, enjoying the envy of others’ eyes, and then leisurely continued: "The last time I came back to visit relatives, he told me personally. And he also said that this matter makes I will definitely not spread it.
If it wasn't for the sake of you and me being good friends, do you think I would tell you? "
Everyone immediately responded with solemn expressions.
There was also a young man with thick eyebrows and big eyes who was not convinced, and said, "If what you said is true, why can't he beat us now? Is this undead not working?"
Rosacea glanced at the young man with disdain, then snorted coldly, and said, "You can't see this simple problem? I really suspect that you have a problem with your IQ."
"I..." The young man was furious.
At this time, rosacea raised his head proudly, then put his thumb up, proudly said: "That's because Lord Lorraine is a super powerful paladin, a magnificent flying eagle war god. His old man is the reincarnation of the war god, Just restrain the demons.
Don't say what Hardu is, even the puppies of the demon clan can't beat Lord Lorraine, no matter how much we talk about it, Lord Lord will be cracked. "
When the Lich heard this, his face instantly turned pale, staring at them angrily.
"Of course, even the pope's children belong to Lord Lorraine. Sir Sir Alex is a big man." Rosacea said, picking his thumb harder.
The surrounding dock workers made a roar of laughter, and the gossip of the upper-level figures is the people's favorite.
An elderly middle-aged man next to him laughed and cursed: "Hush, don't talk nonsense, you are dead. Be careful of the priests above."
"Go to hell, this is what the priest said to me."
"Cut...what's this," another young man sneered, "Don't talk about the Pope. Isn't the High Priest of the Undead?
The old monster who has lived for two thousand years, but the old lady of the bone stick, the first beauty of the demon race, let Lord Lorraine it back. I heard that the old bone stick almost burped, hahahaha..."
"Yeah, Luo Jue had a fight with him at the beginning, and the coffin he was hitting lost his helmet and armor, and his fart was pissing. Finally, he threw all the crutches, holding his head in both hands, and Sa Yazi ran back desperately.
If it weren't for the demon beauty who made the beauty begging, Sir Alex would chase it back and chop off the old guy's head and use it as a chamber pot. Hahahaha..."
Everyone laughed unscrupulously.
At this moment, a violent shout came from the side: "Asshole thing~! Dare to insult your high priest~!"
Everyone was stunned, turned their heads and looked at the loud Lich, only to see him with a serious expression, staring fiercely at the workers around him.
Thor was frightened and stupefied, standing there at a loss, his mind was blank, and he said: It's over, it's over, I'm going to be caught, tiger stool, pepper water, iron maiden, skin cramps...
After a few seconds of silence, "hahahaha..." The crowd burst into laughter. Some people even laughed and clutched their stomachs, their arms trembled and the iron-eyed lich's face was trembling, and the eyes of joy went down.
"Tor, your old uncle is so funny."
"That's right, don't leave at night, I want to buy your old uncle a good drink, this is the funniest joke I have ever heard."
"I've decided, whoever I will tell you about this in the future, I will shout like this, and keep them shocked. You dare to insult your high priest, hahaha..."
Seeing that someone around him actually followed the way he talked, laughing unscrupulously at the undead race, the Lich was so angry that he trembled, his eyes were red, he gritted his teeth, and hissed: "You, you guys... all it~ !"
Adeling’s name is now taboo among the undead, no one dares to mention it in public, even if it is said, it can only be said secretly by his wife under the covers. Who knows that if you slap your mouth quickly, the spy will grab the handle.
The most beautiful flower of the Semites, the pride of the Semites, the number one beauty whose reputation spread throughout the world, and the direct disciple of the Undead High Priest were abducted by humans one by one.
What is even more unacceptable for the undead and the Semi people is that Adeling actually voluntarily followed people sī.
A big battle at the Leibao wedding that year made the Thunder Flash and the undead tribe lose their faces and became the laughingstock of people's ridicule.
What does this show?
This fully demonstrates the complete failure of the demon feudalism family, led by the undead high priest, with the warm, friendly, prosperous, united and mutual assistance of the nobles~!
The quality is extremely serious and the impact is extremely bad.
This shows that the attractiveness of their Semitic life is actually inferior to that of humans, and the most high-end talents are draining.
It is also the greatest irony to the undead high priest Kalimdor, Beatrice, who claimed to establish a fair nation and unite and help a new society.
Among them, the undead high priest himself is undoubtedly the most important responsibility.
This is not just a sentence of "responsibility for leadership". When the Semites were fully prepared to launch the largest expedition in the history of the human continent, the sī rush incident was a heavy blow to the morale of the Semites.
Even the personal disciples of the supreme leader ran away with the enemy, how can we fight this battle?
Therefore, the Adeling rush incident and the subsequent defeat of the thousands of miles of chase were all handled in a low-key manner, and the news was strictly sealed, and there were not many people who knew the details.
The undead high priest did not carry out a major cleansing within the Semitic. If cleansing is to be done, the first person to be investigated is himself.
If you cannot convince people with reason, in this critical period, the confrontational psychology of the Semitic nobles will be extremely intensified. Kalimdor, Beatrice has lived for two thousand years, he has patience and tolerance.
Liches are ashamed of this. For the first time in a thousand years of history, they have suffered such a clean and complete defeat in the hands of a handful of human wizards, priests and paladins.
Even the undead high priest like a was injured by the people of the Holy See. This was simply unimaginable before.
It also became the eternal pain in the hearts of the Liches. In that battle, the Liches lost more companions than the total amount of the past one thousand years.
This lich who came to lurking in Aiting Island had also participated in a hunt that spanned thousands of miles.
The talking and laughing of the dock workers touched the pain in his heart, and he was ridiculed and mocked by ordinary people like pigs and dogs along the way.
Not to mention, these guys later... actually changed their way, using all kinds of vulgar and foul language to insult the most respected and noble high priest in his heart.
The lich's noble pride could not bear, and his anger could no longer be suppressed.
The laughter of the people around became more and more harsh, and it turned into a sentence of sarcasm in the heart of the Lich.
The hand holding the cane is getting harder and tighter...
Immediately, the crutches made a soft bang.
In furious, the crutch was broken by him.
With that soft sound, a green light flashed in the Lich's eyes.
The Southern Army spy Thor, who was lurking on Aiting Island, had been paying attention to the Lich, so he immediately noticed the abnormality in the Lich's eyes.
Seeing the green sè of the Lich's eyes brighter and brighter, Thor was stunned. He has never seen a person whose eyes glow green.
"Unless...unless this guy is not a human being." Thor suddenly jumped out of the thought. As a spy in the Hadul Trust Organization, Thor knew something that others didn't know from different channels.
He knew that the dark knights on the battlefield were all real, and he could naturally guess that there were undead people behind him who were helping Hadu in secret.
Seeing the Lich that was about to explode like a bursting crystal, Thor suddenly thought: He is a Necromancer~!
Then Huo Ran understood: No wonder there was an unspeakable smell on his body.
For a moment, the shadow of death enveloped his heart.
Those Necromancers have always denied their kinship, and wherever they go, there is no grass. Will never leave a living mouth.
Thor didn't even think about it, and shouted at the crowd: "He is a necromancer, run, run~!"
With that, Thor turned around and ran out desperately.
Everyone looked at his running back for a while, very inexplicable.
"Is this another joke, Thor?"
"I have to say it's funny, you two have a talent for funny."
Everyone laughed louder.
"Hey, what are you running? I also invite you to drink..."
Hearing the sound, the Lich suddenly turned his head, with a green fire in his eyes and a cold expression on his face. He raised his arm and waved to Thor’s back. A mixture of black and green flames flew out of the Lich’s hand and shot towards Thor's back.
The laughter stopped abruptly, and the people around were dumbfounded at the vision they had never seen before.
Thor felt something different behind him, and glanced back while he was running. A terrifying black fireball came to his back in a blink of an eye. He was so frightened that he flew away and instinctively rushed to the side.
The black flame hit Thor's shoulder, and part of his shoulder suddenly disappeared. Thor let out a scream of extreme pain and rolled to the ground.
The dockers nearby saw that the old man who was just about to be dead just now suddenly became a ruthless person who could shoot a ball of light with a wave of his hand. They were all stupid.
Until Thor's screams awakened them.
Thor fell face down on the ground, not knowing his life or death, his left shoulder had almost disappeared, turning into a pool of blood.
"Killed~!" The dock worker shouted loudly and hurriedly fled.
Seeing the panic and fear of human beings, the Lich smiled coldly, and two syllables that no one could understand were prominent.
A black mist rushed out from under the feet of the Lich, and shot around quickly, expanding to more than ten meters in the blink of an eye, and it continued to spread.
The dockers who were fleeing were wrapped in the black mist, and only heard the screams of heart-piercing screams in the black mist. No one could escape from the black mist.
The anomaly here shocked the entire pier. Seeing the sudden emergence of unidentified black fog and hearing the screams from inside, the crowd on the pier stopped their work in surprise and poked their heads to look there.
Seeing the danger quickly, he shouted: "Run, the wizard killed someone."
Ran out of the pier and drove the others to follow them.
"Hahaha..." A shrill laughter came from the black fog, and then a black shadow rose into the air from the black fog, hovering over the people's heads, raised their heads and laughed wildly, and then said loudly: "I'm so confused , Why bother so much? Just kill it here."
The lich waved his hand and threw various deadly spells at the crowd running around on the pier, and the people who were hit fell to the ground screaming.
"It's killing, it's killing." Seeing this scene, all the people in the port ran away frantically, even the carriages carrying the goods were trapped inside. The crowd kicked over the accumulated goods and overturned the vehicles and shelves on the road. The scene was chaotic.
The Lich flew in the air, smiling happily, and unhurriedly chased the fleeing crowd, where the crowd was the densest, so he used a wide range of killing spells at that place.
Or when I saw something unlucky who didn’t blink, I shot a corrosive spell to turn him into a pool of your pus, or I used a bone spear to nail the escaped to the ground, and the lich was happy haha laughing out loud.
Under him, corpses lay all over the ground on the dock.
When passing by a warehouse, the Lich ignited the whole warehouse casually, looking around for a valuable target, the raging fire and thick smoke quickly burned. Spread around.
"Clang clang clang clang..." The rapid bell was struck, and then a loud drum sounded from the mid-levels military camp.
The soldiers garrisoned at the port rushed towards the Lich against the crowd. Only their bows and arrows could attack the Lich in mid-air.
A few scattered arrows flew past the Lich, and the Lich quickly saw the soldiers in the crowd, shoving and rushing from different directions.
"Ha~!" The Lich smiled triumphantly and said, "Since Lorraine can destroy the workshop of the War Fortress, I can also destroy your harbor.
Speaking of sprinkling a spell on the approaching soldiers, the soldiers at the front were instantly corroded into a group of bones.
The Ruman soldiers behind were so scared, one of the team leaders yelled in horror: "Necromancer, you are the Necromancer~! Brothers, run and inform the priest on the mountain."
The soldiers turned around and fled back. The ordinary wizards are not something they can deal with, let alone the terrifying necromancers, they can only go up to death.
At this time, hearing the sirens~EbookFREE.me~, the reinforcements from the barracks approached the dock. Seeing the regular army composed of five thousand people, the Lich snorted and stopped.
With a regular army of this size, even he dare not choose to head-on.
Sure enough, a dense rain of arrows shot towards the Lich, and the arrows were enough to tear his body into pieces. The Lich quickly fell to the ashes, avoiding the soldiers' bows and arrows.
The leader of the army shouted loudly: "Dark creatures, everyone gets killed, brothers, there is only one person."
Thousands of soldiers screamed together and rushed towards the flaming dock.
The Lich fell back to the ground, wandered among the corpses on the ground, smiled confidently, and said, "Come on then, welcome to embrace the darkness."
The Lich stood in the middle of the corpse, clapped his palms, and lowered his head chanting obscure spells.
The soldiers rushing into the port were surprised to find that a thin mist of gray suddenly appeared around them. The more they walked into the port, the thicker the mist of gray...RQ! .