Chapter 1494: The good life of councillors
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Red Blood Dragon Knight
- Hulao
- 3146 characters
- 2021-03-03 12:26:51
The Semitic interim zhèngfǔ Deputy Speaker of the House of Representatives Luo was exhausted after a morning quarrel. m.
After having a hasty lunch, I returned to my office and lay on the sofa. The female trainee with beautiful head pillows had plump and white thighs and let the other party gently massage her swollen head.
The slightly cold fingers of the young intern felt comfortable to the touch. Looking up from this angle, her plump and firm were right in front of Deputy Speaker Rose, shaking slightly with her gentle movements.
But you can't be regarded as the elder Vice Speaker, but he doesn't see the beauty in front of you.
At this moment, he felt like he had just been struggling from a siege of a group of monkeys riding on the back of a rhinoceros, dizzy, dizzy in his ears, and exhausted.
Deputy Speaker Rose sighed, and said in his heart: It's been a hard time for the past few days. It has almost quarreled the whole life.
This is not the same as the job that I originally expected.
Originally thinking about the parliament is talking, drinking and tea, to see who is not pleasing to the eye, a few words, to the zhèngfǔ officials of the small city civil servants of President Brad stumbled, everyone in the desktop underground to do some friendly and friendly Transactions.
Work is easy and expensive.
But the real parliamentary work is simply...it's just cheating~!
On the first day of the meeting, everyone quarreled about whether to check in at work.
Although Ross himself thinks it would be better to check in, after all, everyone is the zhèngfǔ councillor, who holds the highest decision-making power in the country. Too free and undisciplined seems unremarkable. In this regard, councillor Ross is an old-school man.
But the awkward thing is that, ‘checking in was proposed by the Republican Party. As the deputy party leader of the Democratic Party, we must resolutely oppose what the enemy advocates. This spirit. So strongly opposed to this proposition.
At the same time, it strongly opposes that there are 300 Democratic congressmen.
They even moved out ‘freedom, democracy, the vocabulary that these nobles most resent and hate to fight back against each other.
And the Republicans are really not good birds. They even do not hesitate to slander their worth and talk a lot about what, "Many congressmen are of low quality and need to be regulated and managed, or fallacies."
You know, although all the people present in the council claim to be citizens, they no longer mention each other's titles and titles, and have wiped out the noble emblems on the carriages and accessories, but almost all of them are of noble origin.
At this time, saying this is simply slap in the face naked.
The Republican Party, which made them even more unbearable, gathered a few royal nobles. In fact, this is also insinuating that these small and medium nobles do not understand the rules.
The contradiction was so sharp that it couldn't be reconciled. Later, when everyone found that they couldn't speak verbally, they naturally began to try to persuade each other by force.
In the beginning, Uncle Rose relied on his youth to be a little bit younger, and he was invincible among the ranks of the 60-70-year-old Republicans. They were defeated.
Seeing the victory of the Democratic Party under the leadership of the deputy leader of Rose, when he was about to win the first victory of the parliament, but later did not know which beat Uncle Luo from behind with a sap, the brave Congressman Rose immediately fell.
Then a large group of parliamentarians chased each other and stepped on him, and then chased and ran over him, then ran over, and then ran over...
The last thought of Uncle Rose before he fell into a coma was "You guys wait for me, I will come back~!"
When he woke up in the hospital, he found that his whole body was swollen like a pig's head. Fortunately, there were no fractures. Most of them were skin trauma plus minor concussion.
However, if it weren't for the superb pastors of the Holy See of the Bright, there is no other way to treat this kind of bruises. Now it is estimated that the old lady is standing opposite, and she might not know him.
By the way, the members are all publicly funded medical services and can be reimbursed in full. In order to heal Senator Ross, the hospital hired a cardinal.
And what angered Senator Rose the most was that according to his later memories, the stick that knocked him out was probably his own.
Because at that time, he took the lead in the forefront, behind him should be the Democratic Party members.
If it weren't for the fact that he has now climbed to the position of deputy party leader of the Democratic Party, and cannot be easily dropped, Congressman Rose would have defected and fell into the embrace of the Republican Party when he was angry.
Compared with the big aristocrats of the Republican Party, the Democratic lawmakers are indeed too petty.
The next day, Rose got up from the hospital bed and resolutely came to the house in order to avenge his grievances.
Only this time, before he could start the fight, he was smeared on his face by a large canopy of chili powder, and his eyes were sore.
Then he suffered another sap and fell down extremely heroically.
Then a large group of parliamentarians chased each other, stepped on him, and then ran over him, then ran over, and then ran over...
But this time, the deputy councilor Rose took a long lesson. He wore a scale armor under his robe, and he protected his face tightly before falling down. The injury was much lighter than the last time.
In order to take revenge and catch the ghost who sapped himself, Senator Rose got up early the next day and prepared bricks, wooden sticks, and chili powder. In addition, he also specially equipped himself with a helmet. .
But before the meeting, President Brad came to search. In desperation, he had to throw all those things into the toilet, and then the toilet was blocked...
Fortunately, because of President Brad’s search, everyone’s fight did not start. I can finally sit down and have a good general debate.
At the time, Rose breathed a long sigh of relief.
But then, he discovered that this unfortunately was only the beginning.
As in the fighting in the previous two days, no one had any experience of this kind of melee. Whether it was a Republican or a Democrat, many people were accidentally injured by themselves. Everyone held a grudge at the meeting.
At this point, everyone no longer cares about the party. Instead, they started firing indiscriminately. No matter what it is said, as long as someone agrees, then someone opposes it, and then someone opposes the opposing person because he has a grudge against the opposing person. Immediately some people choose to oppose because they oppose opposing people...
The whole meeting was like a pot of porridge. Lots are noisy and noisy, not open, the bustle is indeed very busy, but even a bill has not been passed.
Only then did he discover that this council was a huge quagmire. No matter who gets stuck in, don't even think about pulling out his leg.
Thinking of this, he couldn't help sighing slightly. He originally thought that joining the parliament and becoming a member of Parliament would give him a chance to realize his ambitions in the future, but now he feels that he is farther and farther away from his ideals, even his back. I can't see clearly.
The future seems to be only endless struggle and wrangling.
But in general, it's better than the Senate.
Deputy Speaker Rose only suffered two saps, and the Senate had carried out a few untouchables. There was a group of veterans who attacked viciously and venomously, forcing President Brad to sit down in person.
At this moment, I heard a heavy and melodious sound from the clock in the room.
"Dangdang Dang..."
Rose couldn't help but opened his eyes, took a look, and found that the time passed quickly. It seemed that he had only squinted for a while, but now the pointer was already pointing at two o'clock, and the afternoon meeting was about to begin.
He frowned reluctantly, and reluctantly moved his head away from the female trainee's thigh.
Then she put on the coat with her help. After finishing his clothes very carefully, the little interns circled Speaker Rose like a butterfly to help.
Turned around in the full-length mirror to take a photo, and finally put on his ancestral helmet, and then slapped the trainee's elastic buttocks.
The female intern screamed, her big watery eyes seemed to be able to speak, and she twisted her body and said non-compliantly: "Goddaddy, you are really bad."
Deputy Speaker Rose touched the trainee’s hips tightly tightened by the skirt with his big hands. He smiled and said, "How many times have you said that, I want to call me Speaker in Congress."
"Yes, godfather speaker."
In the charming words of the female intern, Vice Speaker Rose was ready for the battle, and went out angrily.
At the same time, he had already made his mind: the Republican puppies must be good-looking.
Ross came to the House of Representatives, and found that at this time, a member of the House of Representatives was also rushing towards the conference hall.
Since there was no formal meeting, everyone just sat together indiscriminately and chatted casually. He even talked loudly about which nightclub to go to for public spending at night.
These puppies now look very open. It is their job to fight and fight in the parliament, and it is only work. Therefore, as long as there is no blood and deep hatred, after work, everyone is still willing to sit down and talk together to deepen their feelings.
Politics, isn't it about compromise and exchange?
Just as they were making a fuss, the hour hand was already pointing at two and a half.
Immediately afterwards, I saw the speaker appear on the podium, and then began to wave the wooden hammer in his hand and hit the table hard.
‘Boom, boom, boom..., the heavy sound reverberates in the hall.
The congressmen immediately returned to their seats and sat down.
Speaker Constantine looked around and then said loudly: "Today we continue the debate on Issue No. 1,301."
If an outsider listened to it, he might be surprised. I thought this council was extremely efficient, and it had already conducted more than a thousand bills in just a few days.
But in fact, this is just a trick peculiar to politicians. In fact, this is the first motion opened by the parliament. A little more number will show that everyone is very capable.
This kind of innocuous little trick made the members of the House of Representatives grin smirkly.
Constantine took reading glasses, looked down at the documents on the table, and then said dumbly: "Who's turn to speak next?"
Then the speaker curled his lips and muttered: "It's actually this guy"
Raised his voice and said: "Just ask Senator Kennedy to speak..."
Then a gorgeously dressed guy stood up.
He has a sullen look, a sturdy body, a full face, and a short hair and beard standing upright like steel needles.
Rather than being an aristocratic congressman, he is more a butcher who kills pigs.
He walked quickly to the podium, stood on the podium, and coughed softly. Then he said loudly, "Gentlemen, our council is not a children’s amusement park..."
Someone below jokingly said: "It's not a pig factory either."
The crowd burst into a roar of laughter.
Senator Kennedy flushed with anger.
His ancestors used to be a pig slaughter and monopolized the local livestock slaughtering industry. Later, he spent a lot of money to become a nobleman.
It is a pity that in the circle of nobles, no one looks at such bought nobles and they are despised everywhere.
Later, when the humans landed, they were just blocked, and they took refuge in this side. Boss, but they didn't expect that they would still be despised.
However, he was also mentally prepared and shouted at the moment, "What about the pig-killing? Lord Luo said that now is a civil society, and everyone is equal. No matter what they did before, everyone is now a councilor. I also have the right to speak. In the future, elections will be opened. There may be farmers, vendors, handlebars, and bar owners in the parliament..."
The members of the House of Representatives looked at each other, but they all showed disdain: everyone is equal, yes.
But some people are more equal~!
The slogans are only used to deceive the people to death. Why should people with no money and power run for councillors?
I didn't expect this guy to be so naive at this age.
At this moment, I suddenly heard someone cheer loudly: "Okay, well said. That's great."
Everyone was stunned and turned their heads.
Some people are also going to say sarcasm and humiliate the cheering guy. But when they saw the person's face clearly, they all took a breath, and then stood up respectfully.
Rose's heart moved, and he turned his head hurriedly to look at him, but the man was the Flying Eagle God of War, the current Supreme Emperor of the Caribbean temporary zhèngfǔ, the deputy commander-in-chief of Lorraine.
He also hurriedly stood up.
Lorraine laughed at this moment, waved for everyone to sit down, and then said: "I didn't mean anything else when I came today, I just came to visit you.
I heard that everyone has a heated argument..."
Everyone couldn't help but their hearts sank, thinking that Sir Alex was here to inquire about the crime. They seemed to be playing too hard, and they had forgotten everything, and they couldn't help but peek at Lorraine anxiously.
But then I heard Lorraine continue to say: "This is a very good thing~!
Although we still have a long way to go in the future, this fully shows that we are on the right track. "
Everyone immediately let out a long sigh of relief.
The Kennedy councillor gave Lorraine a grateful look. Lord Lorraine's support for him was so timely.
When the rest of the people looked at him again, a strange light flashed in their eyes: This guy is really hidden deep~!
It was obviously covered by Lord Luo Jue, but he kept hiding from everyone, which was really annoying. Looking back for a chance, you have to pour him a few cups~!
At this time, Lorraine continued: "I didn't come here in vain. Instead, I brought a proposal to President Brad."
He said, waving his fingers.
Someone nearby had distributed the documents one by one.
A group of people waited to accept the motion, and when they looked at the title above, they were all surprised.
I saw it read "Proposal of Temporary zhèngfǔ Semitic Dispatch of Troops".
From the perspective of later generations, this motion can be described as full of loopholes. It neither states the purpose of sending troops, nor the reasons, and there is no time limit. Not even the fiscal budget is listed.
To sum it up, it is just one sentence, Lord, I plan to take the boys out to grab the site.
According to common sense, it is impossible for this motion to be approved.
But having said that, Sir Alex did not need their approval. But in order to be procedurally legal, I came over to say hello to them.
Don't underestimate this point, as long as you say hello, then this dispatch of troops is a legal action.
This has become a common practice for the future, and it also limits the power of the president. Even if a president initiates a fight in the future, he must get the approval of the parliament.
Members of the House of Representatives held the bill in their hands, and they also felt the weight of the worry: As long as they vote with a show of hands, the war will begin immediately?
Although they have always hoped to start the war immediately and then take Akaderin, everyone is sitting in Akaderin's office with their feet crossed, molesting the female intern with long legs, slender waist and big tits.
But suddenly, Lord Luo Jue came up with such a proposal and asked to send troops now. Everyone still felt that their own carelessness was a little unbearable, and even began to think anxiously: What if this is defeated?
Now someone boldly said: "My lord, are we ready now? The army's food, grass and munitions, as well as road traffic, weapons and equipment, and personnel training. These all require time to prepare. We can't fight insecure battles. .
Uh...···We believe that Sir Alex Ferguson’s ability is absolutely victorious in all battles, but this is in our Semitic, we not only fight, but also best with minimal losses. This is the most important thing. "
The rest of the people also agreed: now everyone is living comfortably, and once the battle starts, it will be no fun.
And more importantly, this Semitic is their own homeland, fighting together. There must be a lot of losses. The best way is to persuade all the Semitic people on the opposite side to surrender. They don't hurt their peace, and in the end they still sit together and happily exploit the people.
Lorraine smiled and said, "Everyone, turn to the last page and look at the document."
Everyone hesitated to open the document, saw the last page, and was immediately attracted by the numbers above.
Lorraine smiled and said, "Gentlemen, you can see that every year the Semites pay tribute to the undead with various minerals and spars worth 200 million gold coins, and the Semites' total fiscal tax revenue is only three. A little more than a billion. In other words, two-thirds of the money everyone makes is given to the undead.
Note that it is so much every year. In addition, there are a lot of transportation costs, fire losses, etc., which are not included.
This also means that everyone should at least be three times richer than they are now. "
His voice just fell, and immediately afterwards, all the congressmen's eyes were red, and they screamed violently.
This is not to blame for them being crazy, after all, the money is really too much.
The Semites were poor and weak. In order to complete various taxation tasks, even the nobles were often exploited and blackmailed by tax collectors.
It’s just that in the past, everyone thought that the money was given to zhèngfǔ to train and raise soldiers and maintain normal operation. Although there are many complaints ~EbookFREE.me~, they just complain about it.
Unexpectedly, the real cause of their suffering was the bunch of dead bones. It is because of their excessive levy that this makes the Semites so poor.
This is simply stealing money directly from their pockets, and so much. It is really tolerable aunt and unbearable.
And in order to highlight the effect, Lorraine deliberately added the sum total of these thousand years. The huge numbers, after people have seen them, are all to the point of daunting.
Naturally they can't help but not go crazy~!
"Send troops~!"
"Kill them~!"
"Those traitors~!"
"Kill those traitors~!"
"Kill them all~!"
"...···"