Chapter 41: Robbery is an art

At this time, they still don't know how their fateful meeting will leave in Ru Man's history books, and it will become a classic and legend that has been sung from generation to generation.
　　 With this as a starting point, the historical curtain slowly opened.
Corpses across the battlefield, hunting and fluttering broken flags, knights stumbling forward in broken armor, horses falling to the ground in sorrow, gorgeous palaces collapsed in the soaring fire, and that peerless enchanting affectionate in the wind Looking back...
　　Ruman, an ancient and huge empire, has once again begun its turmoil. On the big stage of history, justice and evil, light and darkness, loyalty and betrayal...have all appeared on the stage to jointly perform this century-long tragedy of blood.
　　Ruman wrote the following text in the most elegant archaic style: In the autumn of 831 Julian calendar, comets appeared in the north. The holy lord, the great Leo, was in distress and met the duke on the forest path.
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　　 Lorraine thought for a while, and decided to educate the fat little thief on the opposite side.
　　He said coldly: "Being a robber must have the rules to be a robber. Not only that, we must have a reputation for justice and a loud slogan. How can anyone come up like you and say that you want to rob?"
　　 The little boy was taken aback: "Huh?"
　　 Lorraine sneered, and said, "Do you have a level four or six robbery qualification certificate issued by the International Bandit Qualification Committee?"
　　 "Huh?" The little boy was in a daze, seeing Lorraine's contempt in his eyes, he was unconsciously discouraged, and said, "I need to apply for a certificate?"
Lorraine looked up at the sky and said with disdain: "Nonsense~! Robbery does not apply for a license. Everyone robs casually. Then the world is not messed up. In the era of great voyages, the gangsters of the British Empire relied on issuing robbery permits. The bandits have incorporated standardization, institutionalization, corporateization, and international management to create a world power. Uh...you don't care about the latter. Just know it."
　　 The little boy touched the back of his head, looked at his toes in shame, and said, "I...I don't know if the robbery has to get a certificate~!"
Lorraine snorted coldly, and then said: "Do you have a righteous name and slogan? At least when you appear on the stage, you must tell the other party that you have done a lot of infrastructure work, like this mountain is owned by me. I planted the tree and so on. Then I told them to make a charity donation. It’s like passing by and leaving behind to buy money. Finally, it’s shameful to point out people who don’t have morals. We are very angry. The consequences are also very serious. Tell them, "The tooth collapses halfway through, and you don't want to bury it." Do you understand?"
　　 The little boy was already dumbfounded, and murmured: "Do you want to do this? I thought it just needed...
"Do you think that you can take a job with a knife?" Lorraine glanced at the little boy contemptuously, interrupted him, and said: "How about you guys who have not been trained and have not been certified? Yeah~! It’s because of you little thieves that the reputation of our promising profession is ruined."
　　 The little boy's hostility disappeared at this time.
　　 His big eyes rolled around, and he asked for advice humbly: "Then... Then how do you say robbery? If you can tell, I'll... I'll let you go."
　　 Lorraine gave a long sigh and said, "Well, master is fine today, so I'll teach you to be good. Who makes me a good-hearted person."
　　 Bardo grinned beside him, and said in his heart: Good-hearted person? Is there any kind person who will be okay and run to teach children to rob? Master is too wicked.
　　 Lorraine stretched out his finger and said: "Robbery is a very great and sacred art. As a qualified and trained professional robber.
　　 First of all, when you see a target, you have to know, is it a fat sheep? Where are the valuables hidden?
　　Secondly, we need to know if it is a practical goal. Can I do it myself? Could it be a decoy set by the officers and soldiers deliberately, or another enemy that they can't provoke?
　　 Third, the fat sheep is determined, and the risk is not high. It is indeed time to make a fortune. Also pay attention to the robbery, you have to be the first to rush up. Otherwise, those brothers will have dirty hands and feet and hide them privately.
　　Fourth, after you succeed, you must take care of your loyalty and leave the last one. Because as long as one of the younger brothers didn't withdraw, he was arrested. As long as that guy confessed, you all have to be confessed.
　　 Fifth, when dividing the stolen goods, we must strictly abide by the rules, accurately estimate all the stolen goods, and distribute them equally. Otherwise, those guys will surely make an uproar.
　　 This is called pirates. "
　　 Lorraine said here, thinking of something, he couldn't help but pause for a moment, and then went on to say: "These are what a well-known philosopher named Zhuangzi in our place wrote in the basic version of the popular textbook on Robbery.
　　 If you can do these five points, you can barely be regarded as a little robber.
　　 But to become a new generation of pirate leaders with knowledge, culture, ideals, and morality, it is not enough to achieve these five points. "
　　 "Huh? Anything else?" The chubby little boy was already dumbfounded, opened his mouth wide, showing two rows of small white teeth, and looked at Lorraine in a daze.
　　 Behind him, Vera was also stunned, holding her heart in her hands, and the shining stars in her big eyes appeared. Xindao: This is indeed my master. Sure enough, he is a good robber. Mom was right, it's absolutely right to follow him. In contrast, those Beast Dragons who wrote guides to the robbery were all dead liars who scammed manuscript fees.
　　 She quietly threw the gangsters she had collected, how to be an excellent robber and fool, and so on, on the ground. Then he stepped heavily on them, and after thinking about it, he was a little unwilling. Immediately afterwards, he made a grimace and took a bite.
After talking about this, Lorraine glanced behind the little boy and found that the soldiers standing behind him were also demented. He waved his hand and said, "Of course. Because the things that were stolen are not necessarily all It is a hard currency, and you must have a secure transaction channel. It is used in exchange for the materials you need, but these are problems of stolen goods. It is not within the scope of this free vocational skills training. So I will not tell you Up."
　　 The little boy tilted his head, stared at Lorraine for a long time, gritted his teeth and grinned again. I don't know what he was thinking about.
　　 Lorraine waited for a while, and found that he still hadn't recovered. You're welcome: "Hey, hey, that little thief, can we go now?"
　　The little boy came back to his senses. He seemed to have made some determination in his heart. He squeezed his small mouth heavily, then knelt on one knee, stroking his chest with his hand, and gave a solemn Ruman gift, then raised his head and said solemnly: "This big brother, I, Leo, Kaius, Julian. I solemnly request that you be my teacher and teach me how to rob, can you?"
　　 Seeing this, the soldiers next to him panicked immediately.
　　 "Little father-in-law, you can't do this~!" They all yelled as if they had encountered something terrible, and jumped down from the hill.
　　 They came to the little boy, surrounded him, begging.
　　 "Little father-in-law, get up quickly."
　　 "If the father-in-law knew, he would have skinned us."
　　 "Please, don't learn. Otherwise, one day we sneak out and watch a monkey show for a day?"
　　 "Sugar man, little father-in-law, don't you like sugar man the most? I will buy you a box later."
　　 "We can't learn from a robber, huh?"
　　 "……"
　　 They tried their best, babbling, seducing, or begging, and they tried to persuade them to get rid of the whimsical idea of ​​the little boy.
　　Some people even pressed their swords with their hands, glaring at the people in Lorraine, making false noises. It seemed that the little boy would be like this, and it was all because of them.
　　 But the little boy is unusually stubborn.
　　 He gave a sigh of relief: "Shut up all of you~!"
　　Although the voice was childish and clear, the dignity of the superior was cultivated since childhood, which made everyone silent. They glanced at each other silently and gave way.
　　 The little boy knelt on one knee, his eyes did not blink, and looked straight at Lorraine on the opposite side. Said: "Do you agree or not?"
　　 "Keus?" Lorraine heard the name, vaguely familiar, as if he had heard it somewhere. But I couldn't remember it for a while. He finally shook his head and said in his heart: "Since I can't remember it, it's obviously not a serious matter."
　　 He looked at the luxurious clothes on the little boy, hesitated, and said, "Be your teacher, right?"
　　 "Hmm~!" The little boy nodded heavily.
　　 Lorraine thought for a while, and said: "It's not impossible~EbookFREE.me~ But how much salary do you give? And how about benefits?"
　　 Bardo was shocked when he saw this. He hurriedly said: "Lord Sir, Sir Sir, don't forget, we have to go to school in Fengye Danlin."
　　 Lorraine was taken aback.
　　 At this time, the little boy had heard it, his eyes lit up, and he rushed to say: "You are going to school at Maple Leaf Danlin Academy, are you?"
　　 "Of course." Bardo pointed to Lorraine with his thumb, and said proudly: "Our Earl of Lorraine is a special student of the Archmage Lester."
　　 The little boy was in a daze. He raised his head and muttered: "Earl Lorraine? Is the Earl Lorraine of the Dragon Cliff Grass family?"
Bardo smiled proudly and said, "Of course. I didn't expect that a little thief like you would know our family's reputation. If you are scared, quickly let the road open and let us pass. Otherwise...hehehehe... "
　　 Leo ignored him. Instead, he looked at Lorraine with one glance and the next, and said, "You just wrote'Dinner', the sensational Earl Lorraine?"
　　 Lorraine was taken aback. Unexpectedly, Luo Linna would be so fast, and it was already staged.
Seeing that he had acquiesced, Leo suddenly let go of his throat and exclaimed: "Nicole, Nicole~! I found you the one you want most. Do you think he is suitable? "
　　 The crisp voice reverberated in the woods, and it stunned the flocks of birds.
　　
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