Chapter 556:  Pulp Fiction (Part 1)


Chapter 556 Pulp Fiction (Part 1)
Silmelia is pregnant?
Oh my God~
Who did this?
It is said that a small magazine in a certain place held a "World Short Story Contest" that the works should involve politics, religion, royalty, plutocrats, sex, and suspense.
So someone wrote the few words above, and immediately won the top prize of the world's best short novel award.
Because this article was so magical, it spread to the whole world in an extreme time, so that even the not-so-famous Caotai team magazine and this short novel award at the time were a sensation, and even went down in history.
And that novel has left an indelible trace in the history of world literature.
He directly created a genre that was sought after by the young college scholars who show off their literary talents.
Of course, wherever there are people, there are rivers and lakes, and there are fights, not to mention that this is for the highest bonus of seventy silver coins.
Under the circumstances at the time, the opponents pointed out that although the story was concise and clear, the story did not include the two conditions required by the royal family and the chaebol. Therefore, the award cannot be won.
Regarding this objection, a group of judges knocked out the fool with a sentence of ‘idiot’. They didn't even bother to argue.
Because this kind of thing is taught to normal people.
Facts have proved countless times that if you are reasonable with that kind of stupid fork, you will only lower your IQ, and then you will be beaten by the opponent on the familiar ground.
Everyone does not know that the greatest military strategist in history, the world-famous writer, the philosopher who is beyond the reach of everyone, the genius of human music, this family, that family, or even all of them... The story of Lord Lorraine?
And the love story between him and the few peerless beauties who have harmed the country and the people, the love story is singular, earth-shattering and touching?
More importantly, look at the level of Lord Lorraine's picking up girls, his women are not only very powerful, but also tough backstage.
Let the young people of Lord Lorraine's contemporaries all envy, jealousy and hate, marvel at how unfortunate they are. Born in the same age as Lorraine, how good the cabbage was taken by Lorraine, like me. How come no one gives me a minister to let me do it? Why does the little girl from the landlord's house look down on me?
Even Lord Lorraine's love history has become a historical subject that has been specially studied in later generations.
Such as "The Love History of Sir Alex"
"The Story Catherine and Lorraine Have to Tell"
"Is it a vixen or a good helper-a special comment on Mrs. Adele"
"Love More Race"
"Forbidden Love"
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Uh... I got it wrong, it wasn't in the end
There are countless books written by historians from all walks of life. Every year, someone declares that there is a new phenomenon. At this time, the imperial propaganda department and the church supervision department will be as tired as Sun Tzu.
Although there are many books dedicated to Lord Lorraine published every year, this short story of only three sentences has defeated all the great historical works in the folks.
I want to ask why everyone only writes the love history of Lord Lorraine, but ignores Leo the Great, one of the two greatest figures of the time. The reason is simple... Leo, the poor baby, has been taken from the age of ten. Melina took care of her, she hadn't turned over in her life.
However, even though everyone selected the gold award in a fair and open manner based on their conscience, the editors in chief even expressed it under pressure.
But immediately all the people were invited by the Gestapo to drink coffee at the Guantanamo base for half a month.
The Imperial Propaganda Department and some mysterious people in black had cordial and friendly conversations with them in the past two weeks. The chief editors of these judges were deeply moved and expressed their reluctance to leave the switch Tanamo base and would like to live here for thirty years and five years. Ten years.
Finally, under the friendly persuasion of the staff, he reluctantly left the Guantanamo base, and at the same time said that he must come back often when he is free.
These judges have just returned home and are still reminiscing about the happy life at Guantanamo base. The Pope’s Chika Mastiff, and the terrifying Inquisition puppies are waiting at home.
Then these hapless guys were sent to Auschwitz concentration camp... well, Auschwitz holiday camp. After a month of happy, healthy, and low-carbon life, I spent a perfect vacation.
Everyone has developed a wheat-colored skin and muscles.
Although they encountered all kinds of unfair treatment, no one had sympathy for these stinky old nine.
mlgBd~!
You are all right to provoke the Flying Eagle God of War, the largest shareholder of the Flying Eagle Multinational Corporation, the daughter of the gods and the adulterer of Her Royal Highness Princess Bao, the elder brother of the Emperor of the Ruman Empire, and the father of the Pope...
Aren’t you a death reminder?
Although we don't like that guy Lorraine, we don't like those guys that Lord Lorraine doesn't like.
This time, Lord Luo Jue had a good temper and didn't have the same knowledge of these little people.
If this is for another person, no... it just falls into the hands of the Queen of Shadows Deipule. You are behind the scandals of her adulterers, just drag them to the shooting range and bombard one with a 16-inch howitzer. Half an hour.
And the more important reason is-this incident, in the future, it seemed that it might be a "literary hell", burning books and confucianism, cracking down on literature and art, suppressing public opinion, and so on. It was a shit, very boring, but very boring. Serious political issues.
But under the circumstances at the time, it was an extremely serious political incident~
The series of follow-ups caused by the political event "Silmelia is pregnant" also brought great turmoil and shock to the entire continent and the entire world, which has extremely profound social and historical significance~
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Silmelia was extremely inexperienced at the time, and she had all, she didn't even know. Run around. As a result, at the banquet in the Governor's Mansion, I couldn't help but vomit.
Although it was Obahem who concealed it repeatedly, he severely criticized Silmelia, implying that everyone present, Silmelia was just motion sickness, motion sickness.
If it was just a gathering of a group of big masters, those men were careless, maybe it was really Silmelia's motion sickness, this thing would have fooled the Divine Seal Throne.
But it's hard to die. In order to increase the influence, Lorraine also specifically stated on the invitation that everyone should bring their families together. Therefore, half of the day's party was women, and most of them were young women.
Those aunts and aunts are all experienced masters, and they don’t have any individual skills, but for this kind of thing, they are all well-versed.
Because there is no family planning, coupled with the traditional call of the empire: more children, more blessings.
More importantly, the empire has not formed a complete pension insurance system, and everyone can only rely on raising children to protect against old age. Therefore, the children of these old ladies are not born less, and it is common to have three or five children in the family. No matter how hard it is for Obahum and the women of the Governor's House to cover up, how can they be cheated? of?
Everyone's eyes are poisonous. The first glance at the throne of God Seal, you know what is going on?
It's a little bit awkward, even if you look at Silmelia's still smooth lower abdomen, you can know when the child's ban on human creation was born, and when is the expected date of delivery.
And when everyone gave gifts to Lord Luo, not only did they give out gold and silver treasures, but also added a lot of baby products. They had already given gifts to Lord Luo Lin before, so I rushed to make up a baby. Supplies.
Out of the nature of women, those delicate little things made the women of the Governor's Mansion look at them, and they all couldn't help but scream at the moment.
Then I looked at my flat and smooth lower abdomen, melancholy, and looked at Silmelia’s now as happy and contented expression as the Virgin, and then stared bitterly at the innocent Lorraine next to him, and finally flew a wink. , Shrugged his breasts, seduce him
Directly, like Adele, just pull him, and then go back to the room to drop candles, ride a wooden horse, etc., a series of very violent and violent activities that are prohibited by children.
To describe it with a little bit of literary and artistic terms, it's called "Xiaoqiyifan"...
And because this kind of thing is hindered by Silmelia's identity, it is absolutely impossible to declare it to the public, everyone understands it with heart.
Lord Luo wanted to refute and clarify the rumors, but just mentioned that the relationship is good, and he wins his eyes at the moment, and then mysteriously said: "Understand, understand, haha...It's just motion sickness, we all I know, hahahaha.
After some time, it is estimated that Her Royal Highness Princess Long will also have motion sickness? By the way, let's add Miss Adele and Lorina, right?
I think I need to discuss it with my family and make preparations early..."
And those friends, friends and friends took a step further.
Everyone is very dissatisfied with Luo Jueye's defensive behavior: "It's a circle, you'll be soaked when you soak it. Now come and tell us bachelors like this, show this, what do you mean?
It's obvious that you have outstanding ability, do you have enough badass? "
Even though Lord Luo Jue had a thousand mouths, he had to close them all obediently.
At the same time, this unconfirmed gossip passed through the mouths of senior members of the gossip party, like wings, and drove away quickly.
In just a few days, almost the entire world knew it. This also includes... including the holy city of Vantino~
As the most pious waiter of God the Father, the Cardinal Marino has served in the world's greatest temple full of light for fifty years.
Years have carved countless marks on his body.
The originally handsome face became full of wrinkles, and his straight back became rickety. The only constant is his belief in God.
He walked slowly through the corridor, absent-mindedly, his eyes swept across the intricate patterns carved out on the marble floor.
It is said that these patterns are all carved by craftsmen who spent a lot of time, and each piece is very valuable. Putting it outside can make a middle-class family feel comfortable for a year.
He walked through the corridor and into the hall, and he looked up and saw several young priests whispering there. Can't help frowning in irritation.
He secretly said in his heart: Don't these young people know how glorious it is to serve God the Father? How many people would go bankrupt just because they could go to this city and kiss the famous wall. Even sacrificed his life willingly.
But as a cardinal archbishop, he didn't directly point it out, but coldly cast it.
Seeing his gaze, the young priests closed their mouths now, like a group of captured thieves, saluted him in a panic, and then quickly slipped away.
Marino looked at their panic back and couldn't help shaking his head. I sighed in my heart: The young people nowadays are really inferior to one generation~ I think when I was young, how can I be so frizzy.
If it were in the past, after the young priests who made mistakes, after realizing their mistakes, they would use a nine-headed whip with an iron knot to beat themselves very hard, and then lay down at the feet of God with tears and repentance. Own fault. And now...
Archbishop Marino frowned again and sighed.
He hesitated for a moment in the hall, then walked along the corridor made of white marble to the Throne of God Seal-this is one of his daily tasks, inspecting the entire temple.
What made him feel strange was that along the way, he saw several times, those young people gathered in inconspicuous corners and kept whispering.
And even those young saints who are usually dignified, holy, and meticulous are hiding aside, constantly whispering something, each of them has bright eyes and red cheeks. There was even a low exclamation from time to time, and the clergy did not look dignified and solemn.
Cardinal Marino faintly smelled an uneasy smell, he even felt that something was brewing in it, like a butter cake forgotten in the cabinet.
But the red archbishop's eyes have become accustomed to the situation of the world, and he has long lost interest in these things.
Even if this is a precursor to another storm, so what?
Anyway, this world will never perish.
Some people come on stage, some people get off stage, but no matter what, they need someone to carry underneath, otherwise they will fall down from a height, and be injured.
He silently dispersed the young people again, and then continued on his way.
Just as his inspection was about to end and he planned to take a good rest, he heard a sweet voice whispering: "Bishop Marino. Bishop Marino..."
Marino turned his head in astonishment, looking in the direction of the voice, and saw a low-level priest in a white robe standing behind him.
The young man's face was filled with the indifference and arrogance characteristic of a mobster-there was no expression on the white face, his head was raised slightly, and his eyes looked down at him.
Marino smiled in his heart, he saw a lot of such people. Precisely because it is a mobster, I desperately pretend to be 1 and declare my existence in this stupid way, lest others will look down at him, but I don’t know how serious they are. They are just like monkeys wearing silk. .
But the real nobles are all extremely low-key, and they have to remove their trademarks as soon as they wear new clothes, so as not to reveal the real image of wealth and be worried by thieves or tax collectors.
Among them, the latter is especially scary~
Malino still showed no expression on the surface.
He nodded slightly and said, "You call me? My brother."
The young man was very unaccustomed to his ‘brother’ sentence. He raised his eyebrows twice, his face showed disgust, and he still said coldly, "Your Excellency, Cardinal Cardinal of Calados, I have something to discuss with you."
Marino was taken aback.
Your Excellency Cardinal Cardinal of Calados?
That person is said to be ranked first behind His Majesty the Pope, and is likely to become the next pope.
It is said that the first thing his old man sleeps together in the morning is to ask the attendant next to him: His Majesty the Pope died last night... Uh, is he summoned by the Father?
There are even rumors that the lord can't wait any longer, and is now handling government affairs for His Majesty the Pope.
Malinois said: "Your Excellency the Cardinal of Calados? Has he also come to the Holy City?"
The young man’s face was immediately displeased, and a trace of anger flashed, as if he felt that the question Malino asked was an offense to him. The young man said coldly: "Yes, he was from the parish the day before yesterday. , Just arrived this morning."
Marino noticed the badge on the young man's chest, showing that he was the direct line of the Cardinal of Karados.
Malino suddenly skipped a strange plot in his mind, and his eyes swept across the young man's face. Then he looked at the other person's face seriously, and then sighed in his heart: It is really feminine and beautiful~
But immediately, the cardinal confessed in his heart for his evil thoughts.
The young man keenly caught his gaze, and two red flashes flashed across his face, but then he straightened his waist even more, and his head rose higher, showing a proud and proud look.
Malino looked at it and couldn't help feeling a little sympathetic now, and said in his heart: "What trick is this time to fool this poor young man, the horn of heaven, or the key to heaven? Does that old fellow only have two hands like this?"
He thought of those two yellow jokes and allusions. There was another confession in a hurry, but he couldn't help but smile.
Seeing the smile at the corner of his mouth, the young man understood it as a mockery of himself, and immediately felt that his self-esteem was hurt. He suppressed the resentment in his heart, pressed his lips tightly, and said coldly: "Carrado Your Excellency the Cardinal Archbishop is waiting for you in the first meeting room."
After speaking, he turned around, took a big step, and walked away proudly.
It's just that this kind of chin raised slightly, which should have been walking like a swan, but for some reason, the young man abruptly walked out of a duck.
In order to take care of the young man's poor self-esteem, Malino endured for a long time before he didn't laugh. And at this time, all of the displeasure that the young man felt because of his rudeness disappeared.
He stayed there for a while, and then walked towards the reception room of the temple.
Marino came to the door of the reception room, and was surprised to find that there were two priests standing at the door as guards. This is an extremely unusual sight in Van Dino.
This is the dwelling place of Vatican, the great of light.
Even the one million coalition composed of the undead high priest and the demons had to stop five hundred miles away.
Not before, not now, and in the future there will definitely not be someone who dares to make trouble in this place?
He didn't know that his sentence was completely broken in less than a month~
There was a really brave person who turned this place to the bottom.
That day even became an unforgettable memory for all the pastors of Vantino. When they thought of it, they were like a group of goblins just released from the tax bureau, beating their chests and feet, and crying.
Marino opened the door in surprise and walked in.
But he hadn't had time to sigh the soft carpet thicker than the instep, but there was a bigger surprise waiting for him.
I saw that several people were already sitting in that conference room.
Marino's gaze swept across the familiar faces of everyone, and he was surprised to find that these were all high-ranking roles in the Holy See, and stomped three-shocked and resounding roles.
The Dattle Magistrate who frightened all apostates.
Sindala, the most heroic paladin.
The cardinal Draquin of Lund Island, known for his fanaticism.
...
And sitting at the top is of course the Cardinal of Calados.
Malino couldn't help feeling his heart pounding right now.
What is going on here? Are these big shots all here? Could it be said that His Majesty the Pope is really dead?
But immediately, he denied this answer in his heart. If such a big thing really happened, sitting here, it should be the Cardinal Obachem who presided over the meeting.
Otherwise, it will be an illegal meeting, which will not be recognized by churches everywhere~EbookFREE.me~ but...
He hesitated for a moment and then thought: But looking at this stance, it is a serious event comparable to the death of His Majesty the Pope.
Although he thought so in his heart, he didn't show any anxiety on the surface. He bowed slightly to the archbishop in red, and then said: "My lord, what do you want me to do?"
Although Malino was as calm as possible, he still heard a faint tremor in his voice.
Cardinal Calados had obviously been waiting for a while.
When he saw Marino coming, Fei Dan was not displeased, but exchanged glances with everyone present, then opened his arms and greeted him with a smile. "Marino, my old friend, it's been a long time. How have you been?"
His attitude immediately ordered Marino to shiver in his heart and became more vigilant.
This hard-back weasel smiles so affectionately, there is absolutely no good thing~
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