Chapter 604: Wonderful night at the museum
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Red Blood Dragon Knight
- Hulao
- 3328 characters
- 2021-03-03 12:20:42
Chapter 604: Wonderful Night at the Museum (seeking monthly ticket~~!!!)
"There is only one truth~"
The most abnormal little detective Conan in history, a famous saying that is often on his lips.
The dean will wear the wrong shoes in a hurry, that is, a person wearing men's shoes will sleep on the same bed with her.
The only remaining question is, whose shoes are she wearing, such a crucial question.
This is a monastery, not a Tokyo Comic Con, where splay is played. Who can wear men's shoes and play role-playing games?
The answer to this most advanced question is naturally self-evident, except for a man, there can be no second answer.
Lord Luo looked at it and yelled "Ha" right now. Pointing to Imelda's nose, her excited fingers trembled.
Sir Alex Ferguson had always been ignorant of his three-point personality, but now the Dean Imelda pointed his nose to him and cursed for most of the day. But under Silmelia’s gentle and silent persuasion, she could only swallow her breath. Qiang Zi suppressed his anger, and let the eight-woman scold himself bloody.
Originally he would regard this as a shame in life.
But now Silmelia woke up with a word.
Lord Luo Jue can be regarded as a catch~
He couldn't say anything when he was excited.
He pointed to Imelda, and said in a trembled voice: "nnd, originally... originally, I thought it was only Shilmeria who was as long as beautiful, intellectual, holy on the outside, and sullen inside. Will betray...Uh, bah, bah, will betray the Holy See. I didn’t expect you to betray the Holy See..."
Silmelia immediately stretched out her hand and squeezed his waist ‘lightly’, and whispered,
The dog can’t spit out ivory, what are you talking about~
Lorraine was agitated and didn't care for a while. He continued to point at Imelda and shouted: "You... actually stole people into the monastery secretly.
Not that this place is a nun's convent after all. Isn’t it a random place?
Doesn't it mean that it is not proper to recruit men casually?
Doesn’t it mean that if it spreads out, doesn’t it make the nun’s monastery’s reputation no place?
Isn't it that you are here, but you have never been able to communicate with outsiders, let alone do strange and shameless things?
Aha~
I think what do you say? ~"
Imelda couldn't help biting her back teeth lightly. You know, these words were just what she said to Lorraine, but they were all returned by the bad guy Luo Jue.
This feeling is like being choked for life, extremely uncomfortable. Almost all of them want to make people suffer from internal injuries.
Her face was red and white, which was extremely ugly.
At this time, Lord Luo Jue looked at her brilliant face, and immediately felt that he had let out a bad breath.
He glanced sideways at Silmelia, and said in his heart: Don't rub the sand in your eyes, and choke people to death. It's really amazing, worthy of being my wife~
Wow ha ha ha ha……
He would say again, at this moment Silmelia resolutely stopped him.
She took a step forward and said softly to everyone: "Everyone, Sir Ferguson and I still have business affairs to discuss. And now it is too late. If there is nothing else, please go back and rest early."
This is extremely beautiful. It's like there was no violent ‘catching rape’ just now, but just everyone had a party paRTy together. As a result, the guests were too unreasonable, and the hostess was unhappy and ordered to chase off guests.
Imelda also knew that she had made a fool of herself and was caught by others.
It’s better to know her situation than Lorraine and the others~
Anyhow, when people like myself broke in, they were still wearing clothes ‘regrettably’. And wearing someone else’s shoes, it’s obvious that they have already gone through the ‘full of leaks and heat’ process of ‘not wearing clothes’.
She also squeezed a smile on her stiff face and said, "Well, everyone will go back too. Today's matter is related to the reputation of our monastery, so we must keep it secret. As for the other... Everyone must take confidentiality first. Do you know..."
She didn't finish her words, then turned around, taking the lead, and walked out of the room.
The veteran nuns nearby couldn't help but look at each other for a while.
But they also heard what the abbot said. As long as they can keep the secret, they will do some strange things, and the abbot will not pursue it.
Everyone can tacitly make fun of each other, and then do things that are very pornographic, violent, and rarely forbidden, a hundred times or a hundred times...
When everyone was hesitating, Sylmelia raised her hand slightly, pointed to the door, and said in a tone that was absolutely non-negotiable, "Everyone, please~"
The nuns looked at each other again, and then turned and left in a desperate manner.
The little nuns at the back didn't know what happened, and they were still confused.
Seeing everyone here turned and left, they couldn't help jumping in a hurry, and they started talking.
"What's the matter, what's the matter?"
"What is going on?"
"Everyone can't catch it..."
"Wow, idol..."-This is still a idiot, don't care about her.
"..."
At this time, the nursing mother saw these little girls chattering and making trouble, and immediately roared: "Give me back to sleep, whoever is the last one, let me catch it. Get up at 5 o'clock tomorrow morning and give I clean the toilet~"
A group of little nuns suddenly looked like little hens frightened by the evil wolf, their appearance changed suddenly, one after another picked up the skirt corners, quickly scattered, and ran away.
Seeing this, the nun guards also walked out of the room.
It's just that when he went out, Lord Luo patted each of them the ass, and then twisted again.
If it's something else, forget it, this big hatred being molested, but it's a man's honor, and it has a huge impact.
Lord Luo Jue must retaliate~
And if conditions permit, he still has to report from morning to night.
The nuns were ashamed and ashamed. They were attacked suddenly, but they didn't dare to scream, but fled out with their heads down, their tails clamped, and their faces flushed.
Seeing that Lorraine actually dared to play hooligans against women other than herself, as if she was blind, she was not angry at the moment, but looked at him with interest.
She watched that the door was closed by the nuns outside, and then raised her eyebrows slightly, and whispered, "What's the matter?"
Lorraine rubbed his fingers with a bit of aftertaste. It really feels good~
But then he realized that Silmelia had already overturned the jealous jar at this time, and hurriedly recounted the matter briefly.
When Silmelia heard that Lord Luo was coming in, she was actually molested by a group of nuns. Not only was she not angry, but she leaned forward with a smile.
She laughed while clutching her belly, and said: "The dignified Lord Luo, actually... he was even molested and harassed. This...who believes it, hahaha..."
Lord Luo saw tears streaming out when she saw her laugh, and he couldn't help but hate the roots of her teeth. He immediately shouted angrily: "Laugh again, I warn you, if you laugh again, see me harassing you... Jiang Long Eighteen Seventh palm position, grasping chest and dragon claw hands..."
Silmelia immediately exclaimed in a low voice, and then repeatedly begged for mercy...
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As the door slammed shut, the museum immediately plunged into darkness.
Vera listened to the footsteps of the guards gradually disappearing into the distance, and now floated gently from the beams of the room.
She also didn't land, but flew directly to the front door, through the crack of the door, she saw outside, there was indeed no one, and then she flew back again.
With the dragon’s unique night vision, she easily found Leo and Xiaobai among the many exhibits. Seeing that they were extremely dedicated and still maintaining a standard posture, she rolled her eyes and said: " Okay, don't pretend, they have already left."
Leo immediately let out a long breath, then sat down on the ground, almost limp on the floor.
He grinned and rubbed his small arms and legs, and said: "nnd, I've been standing for too long, I'm a little numb."
Xiaobai fully played the role of a dog-legged person, and he screamed in agreement beside him, and kept moving his long nose.
Vera couldn't help rolling her eyes, her hands on her hips, and said, "You little rascal, don't come here to hustle if you don't have the skills. Clumsy, it was just barely exposed..."
Xiao Bai's eyes dimmed immediately, and his head fell dejected.
When Vera saw it, she felt a pain in her heart, and hurriedly changed her words: "Xiao Bai, I didn't mean you~ it's all Leo's bad, bring you to this place..."
At this time Leo curled his mouth, stood up with a dissatisfied expression, and said, "Okay, okay, Weier, have you noticed that you look like a little hen with a broken mouth?"
Although Vera wears a white hood and a black dress, a standard maid outfit, and a long skirt with baleen as a skeleton, it is fluffy and wide, almost dragging to the ground. When I acted, it looked like a little hen.
But if you say so straight~~~ then~~~ you are wrong.
Vera immediately widened those big watery eyes, and became angry.
She stomped the small black leather shoes on her feet, one hand on hips, the other pointed Leo's nose, posing in a classic teapot shape, and said angrily: "You little fat man, what are you talking about? Is it itchy?"
Leo was also furious, with his hands on his hips, staring at Vera, his momentum was not weak, and he shouted: "Who is the fat guy, you can tell me clearly, I am not fat at all~"
Wei stretched her hand to squeeze Leo’s pink face, while she squeezed it, and said:
You still say you’re not fat, the fat on this face alone is enough to make three kilograms of pig’s head.
Leo was pinched and yelled, and tears of pain were streaming out.
He also had a fierce temper. He withdrew immediately and yelled, "The first form of the eighteen palms of the dragon, grasp the chest and dragon claw hands~"
After speaking, sitting down on the horse, stretched out those chubby paws, he grabbed the Throne of God Seal to Vera's chest.
The posture is extremely standard, and you can see that it has been hard work, followed by Lord Lorraine, hard work and hard work.
Seeing the two of them quarreling, Xiao Bai hurriedly stepped forward and separated the two with his long nose.
But Leo was unwilling to give up, and through Xiao Bai, he shook his fist at Vera in a demonstrative manner.
Vera also snorted, hands on hips, looking at him provocatively.
Seeing that the two were still very angry, Xiao Bai gave another low cry, then pointed his nose at the exhibits in the museum.
Vera and Leo were shocked, then turned their heads to look at them together.
At this time, the moon was sliding slowly in the sky, poking its head out from behind the thin clouds.
The bright light shined through the window into the museum.
The countless treasures radiated their brilliance quietly under the moonlight.
The light is dazzling and extremely beautiful.
Like the stars in the night sky.
Seeing this, the two sighed softly: "This is so beautiful~"
Leo looked at Vera, then continued: "Now..."
Vera was also a little star with two eyes, and said: "...all this..."
The two looked at each other, and then shouted in unison: "It's all ours~"
With that, the two people rushed out like a whirlwind.
Seeing that the two of them stopped fighting, Xiao Bai took a deep breath, and then wiped the cold sweat from his forehead with his long nose.
In this economic downturn, it's not easy to be a brother to someone~ (Note, the inexplicable Lorraine: What does it matter to the economy to be a brother to someone?)
This boss fights with others, he has to be the first to rush up with the bricks, and when he retreats, he has to go last.
When the boss plays with gangsters and molested the little girl, he has to help out: My boss graduated from Claydon University in the U.S., and has obtained an internationally certified grade 4 and 6 gangster certificate. The real thing is a bunch of ‘good cow dung’, if you don’t believe it, just plug it in and try it~
When collecting protection fees, he also had to use a watermelon knife to draw a lot of ‘hairtail’ tattoos and pose a vicious posture on one side. (You know, I like Crayon Shin-chan and Pleasant Goat~)
Looking back, it's the end of the month, and it's easy to give two salaries.
He also insisted on the economic crisis, the high international crude oil prices, which led to a sharp rise, and the domestic consumer market was weak...In short, crackling crackling crackling, a lot of dizzy bricks and beasts around people. Terminology.
...Then, the personal income tax threshold was lowered, and the personal consumption tax rate was also increased. Dozens of dollars more will be deducted.
Please~
You’re not a Japanese, so what consumption tax?
That little fat guy is really black-hearted~
Moreover, when he fights with his own people, he has to be in the middle to be a peacemaker and muddy mud.
Is it worth it just to get a small salary?
...
Xiaobai was very self-blaming and bowed his head thinking about things, realizing his own situation, but he was a migrant worker, at most, the life of an office worker in an office building. He was very dejected for a while, and even his ears were drooping.
At this moment, I heard a familiar voice exclaiming angrily: "Xiaobai, you are a fat man, what are you stupefying there~ Are you going to ask for this month's salary?"
Xiaobai looked up to the sky and sighed: As expected, it's here again. Always use wages to suppress people. My income is from labor~
Hard money from part-time work~
It's still deduction, does this little fat man have a conscience~
But it still rushed up. After all, he is the boss. He has to get the salary or something from him.
Vera came to the main entrance of the hall and found a purple crystal on it as she wished. This is the device that provides energy for the entire alarm spell system.
"What did the teacher say at the time..." She tilted her head, stretched her index finger, and gently pressed her white and pink cheeks, thought for a moment, then drew her wand and pointed it at it. A crystal, whispered a few words.
An invisible force flew from the head of the stick immediately.
Leo widened the eyes beside him, looking at him in surprise and a little worried. But he raised his neck and looked for a long time. The back of his neck was sore, but he found that the crystal hadn't changed.
He couldn't help turning his head to look at Vera in doubt, and said, "Can your spells work? How do I see it, it seems that there is no movement?"
As his voice vibrated, he heard a soft sound of ‘ka’.
I saw that the crystal had been cracked, and it was covered with spiderweb silk patterns visible to the naked eye.
"Sure~" The two couldn't help but cheer together.
Vera, Leo, and Xiaobai immediately reached out their hands and long noses, touched them together, gave them a heavy blow to celebrate, then rolled up their sleeves and started to work~
When Xiao He repaired the palace for Liu Sanbangzi, he did a great deal of image engineering and repaired the palace very beautifully.
This made Liu San'er very displeased and made a very serious criticism: Hey, why are you so annoying? If you fix this well, others will poke me in the back.
Xiao He just said a word to rectify the name of the image project, and immediately let Liu San'er and Long Yan joyously laugh.
And from then on, everyone can justify the image project. I'm not afraid that the ordinary people are arguing.
"The emperor takes the four seas as his home, not magnificent but not majestic~"
This means that to be the boss, you must have a decent image project.
I can’t just say, buddy, when I came out, I used a watermelon knife in my left hand and a beer bottle in my right. Megatron Nanshan Nursing Home, dominates Beihai Kindergarten.
It's not just bragging, you have to come up with a little real material.
Let others know: Wow~ This product is indeed very rich and awesome~
It's like the big fat girl holding a torch in the country, and the iron tower in France that represents the powerful male fertility. There are several pyramids containing mummies in Egypt.
Without these famous image projects at the bottom, you are embarrassed to come out and say hello to people, saying, buddy, I am also a strong country~
Uh...or, buddy, I was once a strong country~
The Vatican is no exception.
It has collected countless treasures from all over the world in order to demonstrate the power and achievements of the Holy See over the millennia. All are displayed in this large museum for people to visit and admire.
Out of their strong confidence and pride in the Holy See, they believe that in this holy city, the human residence of the God of Light, there is no evil and holy place in the world. Absolutely, absolutely, absolutely, no one dares to fight these treasures.
Even those who have eaten the guts of the bear heart and leopard will have to think that once they take these treasures, they will inevitably face the furious Holy See. What a terrible result will be-I am afraid that the world is thirty times bigger, there must be no place. Let him put down one hand.
In addition, it has been a long time since Pingping. Therefore, although there are facilities such as alarms, their guards are not tight.
But they never thought that these treasures would be thief today~
Vera, half of the blood of the dragon clan, that is quite a fan. Things that see the light can't move. She doesn't care about the laws of the world.
Coupled with Lorraine's meticulous molesting... uh meticulously tempering. If she arrives at Baoshan, if she doesn’t get a fierce vote, I believe she will never sleep in her entire life~
Needless to say, Leo is not afraid of tigers. It is also a courageous character. Plus having a good father. When the sky fell, his villain was also used as a quilt.
Xiaobai, let alone.
As a beast among the beasts, and a beast under great pressure, does it care about the Holy See?
Therefore, the large museum experienced a heavy looting.
To be more precise, it should be...
A great catastrophe~
Pull down those two huge eyes on the Happy Prince statue~
The staff used by the priest Bahrain of the Holy Word five hundred years ago, and the diamond jewels embedded on it, are all taken off~
Then toss the bare wooden staff aside~
The sword in the stone used by the great King Arthur, as long as it is pulled off, it will become the fateful king of England. The gems above are too strong to be taken off.
They extremely decisively took the giant hammer of the next half beast king ~EbookFREE.me~ and smashed it fiercely, then easily removed the gem from the hilt and put it into their pocket.
Finally throw away the long sword casually. That careless attitude is like throwing a small street party advertisement.
...
Take off the crown of Richard the Lionheart, and then throw it away. Because there are too many treasures, I can't be too busy. They have turned a blind eye to gems under five centimeters~
The nine-diamond tour-dragon golden cup once used by the famous domestic businessman Cato...
Leo found that this gadget was too big to hold. But he was reluctant to let it go.
He just thought about it for a moment, beckoned and called Xiao Bai decisively. Then Xiaobai stomped on her feet without hesitation.
Leo was happy to find that physics is easy to use. It was just that the volume of that thing shrank a lot. It can be easily put into that big pocket.