Chapter 614: Stealing, not stealing

Chapter 614: Pirates, Not Pirates (seeking monthly pass)
Lorraine listened to St. Paul's question and pretended to be taken aback.
To say that Lorraine's acting skills are also well-tested, and they are basically masterless.
In order to hide private money and frame each other with Leo, Lorraine’s performance talent was gradually explored during the long-term wits and courage with several girls. Although it is still close to the level of the mainland's first actor Adele, Basically, I can't fool the girls around, but it is enough to deal with the people who deal with the Holy See.
Lorraine put on an expression of surprise, and said: "Who admits and admits what? Why do you admit? Don't think you are the pope, but you can't frame others indiscriminately. You can eat food without talking nonsense.
Everyone is familiar with each other, but you have wronged people like this, believe it or not, I will sue you for slander~"
Saint Paul's angry face was blue and his lips were purple. His whole body was trembling constantly, and he couldn't wait to tap a row of bags on Lorraine's head with the stick in his hand.
Lorraine looked at himself, the cheap old man, with a burst of happiness in his heart. Secretly cursed in my heart: let you be a Fahai, and make trouble from it. Look at Sir Alex, I'm not angry with you~
Perhaps it is true that the old father who raised his daughter and the thief who stole his daughter are natural enemies.
At this moment, I heard a burst of chaos behind him, and several people were yelling vaguely.
Lorraine turned his head to look, and saw a slim and slim young girl in the costume of a cardinal, and a pale old man in casual clothes rushing over from the outside together.
It was Silmelia and Obachem.
They also got the news and hurried over.
It's just that they just walked to the door, but they were politely stopped by a group of attendants.
Obachem was furious at the moment. Obachem hadn't even slept well in the past two days, and he was holding an evil fire in his heart.
He looked at the attendant in front of him and sternly shouted: "Hey, grandson~ let me go to the throne of God Seal. Believe it or not, I will copy the scriptures now, call your face~"
As he said, the tiger's body shook, and the rogue and tyrannical spirit dissipated.
He knew that this disaster was bigger than the one yesterday. One carelessness will kill the Holy See. Therefore, at this time, he was also extremely decisive and resolute. In order to hurry up, he didn't even need the prestige of the big cardinal.
The attendant could only smile bitterly at the moment, but he was also in command. Before receiving other orders, he still stopped Obahem and prevented him from passing the Divine Seal Throne. In desperation, he could only bow and salute again and again.
Obachem snorted immediately, and he was about to move his hand to forcibly rush to the Throne of God Seal.
At this time, I heard a gust of wind in my ear, "Hoo".
Immediately afterwards, from the corner of his eyes, a dark shadow flew by.
Then there was a resounding ‘pop~’.
Then, a scream sounded.
Two thin bright red liquids soared upward.
Obachem looked at the Divine Seal Throne again, only to see that the attendant had already covered his face with his hands and fell to the ground. A thick scripture was thrown scattered beside him, and his nose was bleeding.
Next to him, Silmelia flexed her white wrists and said angrily: "You bastard, you dare to stop me. Open your dog's eyes and see clearly, can grandma aunt you stop? Get out of me. ~"
Obviously, she had just used that thick scripture to call on the opponent's face, with a clean and neat technique, without any muddle, from lifting the scripture to photographing the attendant's face, it was completely overwhelming. Covering the ears and stealing the bell, before the attendant’s neuroelectric signals reach the brain, the thick and simple holy scripture traverses a mysterious and mysterious perfect arc, right in the middle of the attendant’s handsome face, and knocks the attendant to the ground with one move. .
You must know that this holy scripture is the same as the slab, and it is listed in the top ten weapons spectrum.
Why are those pastors bullshit? One is relying on a thick-skinned face, and the other is relying on the scriptures in their hands.
Everyone usually goes out, and the government does not let you take bricks to go shopping, but if you bring a holy scripture, there is no such restriction, and it has the same killing effect. At the same time, he was carrying 80% mental attacks.
It's really amazing.
The priests travel at home, and they must carry two weapons, one is the holy scepter and the other is the holy scripture.
This is an absolute killer.
The source of strength for pastors to win every battle.
Compared with turning the head, the scripture is thick enough and wide enough to hold it smoothly, and there is no problem with shooting sideways.
And different from the same bricks, the image is crude and simple, but the scriptures are beautifully made.
In addition, if the normal version is not lethal enough, and there is a hardcover hardcover version, the hardness is already comparable to that of a brick. If it is not enough, the Holy See can still have a collector's edition with iron edging, although the price is expensive. A little bit can guarantee the value for money.
If these are still unsatisfactory, no problem, the Holy See also has all-metal limited commemorative editions. It also provides humane services. It can be customized according to three specifications of iron, silver and gold, and the size and thickness are all made by individuals. Specify.
It is conceivable that once the battle begins, when the opponent is still looking for bricks on the floor, you will pick up the iron-clad collection of holy scriptures, yell "On behalf of the Father God punish you~", and then all of a sudden Called over to the throne of God Seal, and slapped him to the ground. How much advantage do you have in technical equipment for this item alone?
Silmelia is usually gentle and gentle, kind and kind, and she always speaks softly, but she has a violent temper in her bones. Otherwise, she would not be the deputy captain of the picket team of Maple Leaf Danlin, and she would become a strong woman who was so distracted by everyone. When she was trapped in the dense forest, she would not dare to cast sacrifice spells to die with the enemy.
This time when I came to the Holy City, almost nothing went smoothly. The people around me were blocking her from beginning to end, which was of course a lot of anger.
After she slapped the attendant to the ground neatly, in the eyes of the people around her, she lifted the corner of the skirt, raised the high heels on her feet, and kicked the attendant.
The attendants next to him met, and they all sweated profusely. This aunt is sturdy, she is indeed sturdy.
Although these people did not know the relationship between the heroine and the pope, they also knew that she was about to be canonized, becoming the youngest and first female cardinal in history. It's not that these little servants can offend.
They all hurriedly stepped forward at the moment, accompanied by smiling faces, constantly explaining. But they were still stopped in front of the two, not dare to let them go.
Just as they were arguing, Saint Paul looked back and frowned.
It was because the two people and Lorraine were too close, that he deliberately refused to let them know. I don’t know how the two people got the news and rushed over, but now he sees Silmelia’s face anxious. He looked, but knew this time, it seemed to be too late to separate them.
He sighed, felt pain in his head, and said loudly: "Please come over here~~"
Hearing the big oss talking, the attendants breathed a sigh of relief. They had been waiting for these words for a long time before they quickly gave way.
The two came forward.
Obachem came to the front, greeted St. Paul's, and then looked at the line on the statue of the Father, his eyes were also black with anger, and he almost lost his breath.
Is there such a provocation?
Stole something and left such words.
You are playing everyone like a fool~
This is a blatant mockery that Vantino people are stupid.
Silmelia looked at it and couldn't help but laugh. He stroked his forehead and sighed in distress. She still wanted to intercede, but now that word is written on the wall. No matter how much love is said, it is not easy.
At this time, Saint Paul looked at Lorraine and said solemnly: "Count, since Archbishop Obahem has also come, in front of everyone, you must now give me an explanation."
Lorraine also raised his brows and asked, "Explain? What's the explanation? Why should we explain?"
Saint Paul was also anxious, and now angrily pointed to the words on the wall, as if pointing to a pile of shit, and said: "About the explanation of this word."
Lorraine immediately walked over to the Throne of God Seal, and then chanted word by word: "'Those who steal this treasure will walk alone in Lei Guangguang, and Bai Guangguang, heroes do things, heroes behave. With Ruman Empire's little grandfather Leo It doesn't matter at all.'"
He paused, and then praised: "This character is well written. The hook is silver-drawn, the pen is so powerful, and the veins and bones, and the signature is also painted with a swash, which is very beautiful. At a glance, you can see that it is one. A master of calligraphy. Everyone says that the word is like a person, and when you look at it, you know that the person who wrote the word is a straightforward, bold, true man, yes, yes..."
Xiaobai listened, and immediately raised his head proudly.
Leo looked at it, slapped it over the Throne of God Seal, slapped it fiercely, glared at Xiaobai fiercely, and motioned it not to reveal anything.
And St. Paul's almost lost his breath and fainted on the Throne of God Seal, not to mention that Lorraine deliberately interrupted him. Just the broken characters crooked and crooked, just like a little earthworm looking for a mother.
One of Leo’s ugly words was directly inherited from Lorraine. The handwriting of the two people was often taken out by the girls and laughed at them. Leo can write these words so that people can recognize it, but it’s not easy anymore. Even if he boasted like this, he knew that the had opened his eyes and was talking nonsense, which was clearly not in their eyes.
He took a deep breath, calmed down as much as possible, and said: "What I said is the meaning of this word. What do you say?"
Lorraine spread his hands and said, "You shouldn't ask me this question? You should ask the thief. He actually dared to act and left his name. He is indeed a good man~ Dare to act. Dare to be, good."
St. Paul's head was a little faint at the moment, feeling that all his blood was rushing into his head, and he cried out angrily: "Do you think we are fools? It means you stole it~"
Lorraine was also unceremonious, and shouted: "Are you fools? That thief has already said so obviously, you still doubt us."
Saint Paul is now stagnant.
Lorraine pointed to the handwriting on the icon and said: "Look at it clearly. The thief left a word in order to prevent you from doubting us again and hurting the innocent. You actually want to plant something on us~"
St. Paul's angrily said: "This is clearly that you have no silver three hundred taels here."
Lorraine said: "We? Will we be so stupid? If I did it, I would still leave suspicions to make you suspect us. I look down on the level of this Sir Alex. Besides, last night, your people ran to us. There was a fire in your hotel. Tsk tsk, the scene is not small at all, did they find any stolen goods?
no?
Even if we are thieves, but your people, like herding sheep, have been rioting all night, do we have that time?
Not to mention, the brave and just thief took the initiative to leave a handwriting to explain the situation. Taking a step back, he is ill-intentioned and deliberately leads you to doubt.
And you really believe it, being led by his nose~
Your IQ, oh~ it really matches the pig~"
As he said, he raised his head and looked at the angry gazes of the crowd. He hurriedly changed his words and said, "I'm sorry, I was wrong. I shouldn't insult the pig. It's smarter than you guys~"
An attendant next to him shouted: "Don't quibble. You stole it~"
Leo didn't show weakness at the moment, and shouted: "We didn't steal~We didn't steal~"
Xiaobai also kept yelling, helping out.
The attendant exclaimed, "If we stole something and write this kind of letter without money here, shall we be fools?"
Lorraine also said loudly: "You dare to say that you are not stupid? If the thief writes it deliberately to lead you to doubt, but you are fooled and come to question us. Are you stupid?"
The man flushed for a while and shouted: "You stole it."
Lorraine said, "You said yes, that's right. What about the evidence? The Great Museum said it was us that time, and this time it was planted on us. Who are we? Boy, show me the evidence, or I will sue you for infringing on the reputation of the nobleman. "
Everyone in the Holy See was shocked.
Yeah, what about the evidence?
Although everyone knows that they stole those things, what about the things?
Those things are not one or two, but the whole box, the whole car.
After counting the large museum losses, they naturally know how much they lost. No matter how powerful these people are, where can they hide?
Everyone has searched wherever they can, and has not found anything suspicious.
When everyone thought of this, they became silent for a while.
Lorraine watched their hearts shake, and immediately said loudly: "A bunch of brain-dead. Let alone last night, maybe it was the thief who did it last night~
You guys are like crazy, patronizing trouble for us, but don't want to find the real thief~
I would like to ask, why is this?
Suspected of being thieves, did the nobles of the Ruman Empire receive such treatment in the Holy See? To help the Holy See spread the light of the Father to the grasslands, should the governor of the empire who have enlightened hundreds of thousands of half-orcs be treated like this?
Don't say I don't agree, even the millions of half-orcs behind me and the hundreds of millions of people in the empire will not agree~"
This is not just reasoning, it is already a threat to Chi Guoguo.
Everyone was silent at the moment, and their hearts were dark. The identities of the people on the opposite side were not simple. They were all big people who stomped and stomped the mountains. If the wrong person is suspected, it is a serious violation of reputation, and the Holy See will not be able to eat. Go around.
Everyone thought to themselves: "Do we really suspect the wrong person?"
Lorraine took a step forward, scanned the crowd, and said sternly: "Could it be that you have an insider? You deliberately guided it wrongly? Before you doubt us, you should check your internals. According to experience, most of these things are done by insiders. ."
Everyone couldn't help looking at each other for a while. Under Lorraine's gaze, he even took a step back timidly.
They can't bear the crime of stealing treasures and gangsters, no matter who it is.
Faced with Lorraine's aggressive attitude, St. Paul had nothing to say for a while.
Lorraine couldn't help but snorted. Although he found that he had successfully turned the other party's attention away, he still did not stop and continued: "You have nothing to say, right?"
"Everyone came out to mess around, and you have to pay attention to evidence for everything. What is written on this is not stolen by Leo. You think it was stolen by Leo. If it says'not taken by the of light', Do you suspect that the God of Light stole it?"
When everyone heard his words mention the God of Light, they all bowed their heads and mumbled prayers.
Lorraine couldn't help cursing in a low voice: "A bunch of brain-dead guys~"
Obahem watched Lorraine's performance at this time and walked over now. Whispered: "Lorraine, what is going on? Did you do it?"
Lorraine shrugged and said, "I don't know."
This sentence is extremely level. Did you do it yourself, you didn't know it? Was it sleepwalking at the time?
Obachem pondered for a moment, then turned to look at Leo.
Leo flashed two and white eyes, and then said: "Don't look at me, it says that we did not do it, so we did not do it. If you don't believe me, search for my body~"
He said, standing still, then raised his hands high. The little father-in-law was upright and upright, looking up to the sky, and not afraid of what evidence the other party found.
Xiaobai looked at the side and raised his long nose in a hurry. And he closed his eyes in a big manner. With the other party coming over to search, it is extremely open and upright~
Everyone couldn't help but smile.
Not to mention the true cross, it's the eternal light above it, and that size is as big as a fist.
And in summer, everyone wears thin clothes again, and it's easy to show up if something is stuffed on them.
Although that little fat man was fat and white, he wouldn't fail to show it if there was something hidden in his body.
The little elephant next to him, with a silk drape on his back, was bulging in the big pockets on both sides, but it was quite possible to hide something.
But looking at it, it has a long nose from time to time, took out an apple from the pocket and chewed it, then took out an orange, chewed it. Then he took out a banana, ate the almond, and threw the peel on the ground.
How you look at it, how you feel, it's impossible to hide the true cross in that big pocket.
Of course, the more important thing is that everyone considers another more important issue.
In its big mouth, although there are no fangs, but the posterior molars look like a small grinding disc. I put my hand in it, and the designation is not good~
In case he reaches out and touches its pocket, he has a nose here, then grabs his hand, and puts it directly into his mouth without looking at it, as he chews sweet and sour pork ribs. Eat the meat, chew the crispy bones, slap the bone marrow twice, and finally spit out the remaining bone residue...
Thinking of this, everyone couldn't help shivering. Although the Vatican's medical skills are unparalleled in the world, it has not yet reached the point where the bones are raw.
At this time Saint Paul looked at Lorraine coldly, and remained silent.
And Lorraine looked back at him coldly, without saying a word.
Silmelia looked at the two of them and couldn't help feeling a headache again. Why are these two people always fighting like a black-eyed chicken?
She hesitated for a while, just about to step forward to make a round.
At this moment, I saw Saint Paul raised his hand coldly and said: "Since this is the case, excuse me, come, please go back, count."
The words were unusually cold. Although polite, but his tone revealed an unceremonious taste.
I just didn’t say clearly, ‘get off now~’, and swearing at the street with my nose is only a wall apart.
Lorraine also flicked his sleeves, hit a haha, and said: "Haha, you are busy with you, I just go back to make up for another sleep."
Saint Paul sneered and said, "No."
Lorraine raised the index finger of his right hand, touched it lightly on the forehead, and said, "You are welcome."
As he said, he turned to Lester and said: "Go, let's go back quickly, don't prevent them, who are experts in cutting raw pork, from investigating the case.
From today on, everyone stayed in the house well and was not allowed to go out for one step. The province was wronged by them again, and we planted something spoiled on us. "
Leo was shocked immediately and said: "You are not allowed to go out one step, what if you want to pee?"
Lorraine gave him an angry look and said, "Then it's lame, it's lame and pulled down~"
"Ah..." Leo opened his eyes wide, and screamed in surprise.
Lorraine ignored him and walked towards the door.
He walked two steps, suddenly stopped, and then said to the attendants: "Yes, I remind you one thing. According to my estimation, since the thief is called Wanli Lonely or something, although the name behind it is Lei Guang Light and white light..."
He pondered for a while, and then continued: "Only one person is called Wanli Lonely. So...so what you are looking for is a person whose name is'Lei Guangguang and Bai Guangguang',
Since it is a weird name, it should be easy to find. Of course this is just my personal opinion. It’s all up to you~
Goodbye. "
After speaking, I took everyone to go to ~EbookFREE.me~ The faces of all the people were so angry that they had seen a face slap, but they had never seen a face slapped so hard.
It’s fine if you stole something. After stealing, there are still words left. This is enough to slap your face, but now I’m going to say something like this, which obviously treats the big guy as a fool and then tricks into the stinking ditch. ~
St. Paul looked at their backs, and immediately raised his chin coldly.
Fifty attendants and guards came out immediately, and they followed closely behind Lorraine.
Because of repeated thefts, he lost his face. In grief and anger, these guards vowed that they must be closely monitored 24 hours a day, and they must not be given a chance.
Silmelia looked at it, glanced at the pope secretly, and then hurried out.
Obachem looked at their backs thoughtfully, and suddenly his heart moved, and a very bold idea arose.
Immediately even he himself was a little shocked by this idea.