Chapter 868: Brilliant performance (carrot recruitment, happy new year)

Chapter 868 Brilliant Performance (Carrot Recruitment, Happy New Year)
I wish you all a Happy New Year
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Early the next morning, when the first rays of light appeared on the side of the day, the ordinary people in Dortley were still asleep, Lorraine had already gotten up from n, with his head still on his head. The unset stars in the morning light. //Text sound!
He held a notice written last night, carrying a bucket, humming a small song, and came to the outside of the inn, and then brushed twice on the outer wall of the inn, and then the condition reflexed normally, writing He drew a big "demolition" character, and then drew a white circle.
After finishing the work, Lorraine took two steps back and admired his craftsmanship very much. Although the round painting was true, he did not take the task of posting small advertisements everywhere and earn some money to accompany his girlfriend on Pizza Hut. Pocket money.
He even did the "Provision a#￥!%￥" which was called the ninth wonder of the world.
At the beginning, he had also experienced many battles. He had accumulated a wealth of combat experience in guerrilla warfare with those fat aunts with red hoops on their arms and the city management who is known as the world's number one army. It can be called a master hero in the advertising industry.
In the repeated battles, he fully promoted the purpose of this sturdy history, the great movement of guerrilla warfare, which is a great sport of guerrilla warfare, which has always been alive and well. Walking in the alleys, there were countless thrilling battles with those people.
And from the hundreds of battles he has gone through, he has never been fined and maintained a record of complete victory, you can see how brave and good at fighting Lord Luo Jue is.
It's just that some grandchildren are also extremely unrespectful. After working for them, those puppies are in arrears and don't pay. So far, Lorraine hates the roots of his teeth when he thinks of it. Since then, Lorraine hates the most unpaid.
What's more, there is no chasing after the strongest army in the world and the fat aunts with red sleeves. He is more like a fish in water.
At the beginning, he still remembered his mission.
Except for the places on the square where Claudia and others can see, all the advertisements are posted in conspicuous places. In other places, in order to make it easier for his own people to get into the circus, he intends to learn "The Milky Way In "Roaming Guide", those British guys used to do the same in the demolition work. When Claudia and the others can't see the place, they posted all the advertisements to the toilet, alleyway, garbage dump, etc. Unobtrusive place.
When distributing the flyers, Lorraine would rather stuff little Lori the flyers of "Giant Genbao" than throw them into the trash can.
In Lorraine's words, we are very professional and we can do things with money.
But later, he brushed and brushed, and he was a little bit ‘hi’, and his brain turned, and he went back to the glorious era of ‘Guerrilla War in small advertisements’.
That's where you can brush where you are eye-catching, and where you are eye-catching, you can run after you finish, and then you can brush again. Lorraine played happily by himself, treating Xiao Bai as tired as a dog, panting and sticking out his tongue.
In a short period of time, Lorraine had already swiped all those advertisements to intersections, shopping malls, bazaars, and so on in crowded places.
When he reacted, only a few advertisements were left on Xiaobai's back.
Lorraine cursed inwardly, "Damn, overplayed~!"
At this time it is too late to regret.
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When the sun slowly rose, the people in the city got up from n, opened the door with ignorant sleepy eyes, and saw the circus recruitment advertisement in the most eye-catching place at first glance.
It's hard for them to see it. The job advertisement is not only conspicuously posted, but also uses the brightest yellow and red colors.
Everyone is bright. Especially Claudia deliberately wrote the big "ten gold coins a day" in the middle of the bulletin in red pen for fear that everyone would not understand.
Although the education level of the people of Dortley is not high, there are also a few who can read and hyphenate, like Kong Yiji, for fear that others do not know that they are knowledgeable.
These rascals stood before the notice without waiting for others to ask, and then shook their heads and read all the words in the notices.
Even some puppies, in order to show their literary talents, have to hum and frustrate, like reading a poem.
After I finished reading, I didn't leave, waited for a while when there were a lot of people, and then read it again.
In just half an hour, the circus recruited people, and the news of ‘ten gold coins a day’ spread like lightning throughout the city.
When everyone heard the news, there was an uproar in the city, and even the government officials in the city knew about it.
In this era, productivity is low. Except for officials who can live more comfortably, the rest of the people are all not very good.
They have to work hard day after day, and the overwhelming majority still endure poverty and hardship. They live like dogs.
After working hard for a year, I only saved enough money to buy a slap-length piece of meat and eat a few pieces of white bread during the holidays. This is still a good year. Many people can't even survive forty.
Although those older people have lost their spirits and are willing to stay at home honestly and work hard. And those young people are all deeply influenced by the epics and poems sung by the bards. They are unwilling to live in obscurity and hardship, eager to go outside and see the new world.
It’s better to be like the heroes in those epics, get five or six or seven artifacts, chop up a dragon, save a beautiful princess, and then the princess will take her kingdom, drive her carriage, and Her beautiful sister, with a rich dowry, came here to marry.
Then you can live a good life in the world of flowers, wine and meat.
But although they have courage, they don't have this ability and strength. There is no such opportunity. After all, it takes a lot of money to go out, but they don't even have a few copper plates in their hands.
No one will give anything in vain for food, clothing, housing and transportation. All must be earned honestly by oneself.
They are always longing for such an opportunity. Suddenly, a stubborn old man rushed up to him, slapped his shoulder, and said: "Little, I think you are well-founded, you are a martial artist. Pass it to you for free, and the task of defending the world will be handed over to you in the future."
Of course, the story in this kind of knight will not appear, and now a living opportunity has appeared in front of them~!
The treatment of the circus is obvious to all. At least everyone in the circus is dressed in good clothes when they go out. Although it is not enough, it is more than enough.
And being able to eat three full meals a day is the most important thing. Not to mention, there are ten gold coins per person per day, which is a huge sum of money that seriously disrupts the regulations of the culture and entertainment industry.
Although in accordance with the New Year's rules, at this time, going out to work will increase three to five times the salary. But even if it is divided by three or five, it is still a lot of money.
Such a good thing, but you can't find it with a lantern.
They didn't know that Claudia was also rushing to the doctor for a sudden illness, and making such a high salary was actually an act that seriously disrupted the regulations of the culture and entertainment industry.
For example, the old bustard in the brothel hates to death. After listening to the news here, the ladies under her are going to revolt. Their wages for tricks are raised to ten gold coins. They work all night to earn two gold coins. Therefore, they all It's annoying to raise wages.
Therefore, someone received the news early in the morning, and then waited at the door of the circus, waiting eagerly for the job.
As the news spreads, more and more people are crowded in front of the circus.
They were yelling at the door, wanting the circus inside to start recruiting as soon as possible.
In order to be able to squeeze forward to a better position, some people maliciously talk with their companions next to them, or even draw their fists and fists together.
The whole scene was extremely chaotic for a while.
Fortunately, Claudia is also experienced. When performing a circus, the scene sometimes burst into chaos. Therefore, she greeted the city guards in advance. Another big red envelope was given, and the city guards who begged to go out and maintain order.
Seeing the chaos in the scene, the soldiers from the city guard immediately rolled up their sleeves and gave the puppies a whip at the puppies who came to make trouble. They all screamed. Then the scene returned to calm again.
In the middle of the morning, the hotel room slowly opened.
Those who were familiar with the hotel immediately realized that the living room had changed its appearance. The entire living room has become empty dndn. There is only a table on the opposite side.
And a middle-aged man with a gray head was holding a standard poker face, as if someone owed him five million, sitting behind the table with a serious face, and in front of the table, he used a The big card says: "Personnel Supervisor".
It was Lorraine.
When everyone outside the hotel saw him, they immediately understood. This guy should be the interviewer today.
They moved immediately.
But then he saw Lorraine raising his head, and a sharp divine light shot out from his bright eyes, just like the substance, everyone was shocked, and immediately all became quiet.
In fact, Lorraine was happy with that. Before, I was interviewed only in the human market. This would be considered a copy. Let's also interview others.
Looking at the Wu Yangyang crowd outside the door, Lorraine snorted coldly. Then said: "The interview begins."
Then someone next to him murmured and shouted: "The interview begins. Arrange the order and come in one by one. Anyone who disturbs the order will be expelled on the spot."
Everyone was in an uproar immediately, and then they all lined up honestly.
At this time, the person at the top had already walked in happily.
He took off his hat, bowed to Lorraine, took out the most humble gesture, and said: "I have seen the master."
Lorraine snorted coldly: He is just a supervisor, not a master. He originally wanted to correct that person's mistake, but seeing the long line in the back, he knew that there was still a lot of work to be done, so it would be better to save effort.
Therefore, he did not speak, but squinted his eyes and stared at the man for a while, saying: "Name, address..."
That person should answer his questions one by one.
Lorraine snorted, and then said: "As a circus actor, you must have funny talent, so I ask you a question. A pig ran a straight line and hit a tree to death. How did it die?"
The man was taken aback, scratched his head, wondering: Why do you still ask such questions.
He rolled his eyes, thought about it for a while, and then tentatively said: "Did he be killed?"
Lorraine snorted, and then said: "You can go now. Next one."
The man was startled for a moment, then his face was crying and he wanted to intercede again, but seeing Lorraine's face, he had to stand up reluctantly, and then walked out.
Then the second one has already walked in
Lorraine looked at the man without asking for his name, and asked directly: "A pig ran a straight line and hit a tree and died. How did it die?"
The man was also startled, and then tentatively replied: "It was killed."
Lorraine waved, then said: "Next."
A dozen people were interviewed in this way, but none of them qualified. The crowd couldn't help but move, and they all became worried.
Then a fat little boy squeezed in sweating profusely.
Although he was young, he was white and fat, and his skin was jnèn, which made people unavoidable to pinch his face.
But then everyone couldn't help but feel very strange, why should such a big boy apply for a job at the circus?
I saw that little fat man came to Lorraine and sat down honestly, but those and bright eyes were squirming around and looking randomly everywhere. I knew at a glance that this little hooligan, although The appearance is honest, but it is definitely not a good thing.
Lorraine asked the question immediately.
The little hooligan immediately replied loudly: "Of course it is stupid."
Lorraine snorted and said, "You passed the level. Go upstairs."
The little fat man cheered immediately, waved his small fist, and shouted: "Ha, I succeeded, I succeeded."
While talking, he ran upstairs chuckle.
The people behind were wailing, and recording one person would lose one spot, and they would have fewer opportunities.
Then a middle-aged fat man walked up.
Lorraine took a look, through the other's flexible eyes, immediately recognized that it was Deib Le, and said: "One plus one equals?"
Deibler blinked and said, "Two."
Lorraine said: "You have passed the level, go upstairs."
There was a sudden uproar in the people behind: This question is too simple, right?
Immediately afterwards, Lorraine saw that they were all his own, and immediately all of them asked questions extremely simple. For example, what day is today, how many suns are there in the sky, and so on.
Let them pass through easily. When the guys who really came to apply for the job, they all made things difficult. Brush them down.
But this city of Dortley is not without capable people.
For example, there is a ruffian with a pinch of hair under the corner of his eye.
Lorraine asked: "Xiao Ming's mother has three children, the eldest is called Da Mao, the second is called Er Mao, and what is the name of the third?"
Without blinking his eyes, he said, "Xiao Ming."
"What gets dirty as it is washed?"
"water."
"How many stars are there in the sky?"
"There isn't one during the day. At night, it will be the stars of the day."
Lorraine asked several questions in succession, but all the people answered without blinking their eyes. Let Lorraine have a feeling of facing each other.
But how can it be difficult to get Lorraine for this kind of pediatrics. He finally sneered, and then said: "Discuss the special theory of relativity."
The man immediately foamed at the mouth and fell on the ground~EbookFREE.me~ Lorraine glanced at him pityingly, and said inwardly: "It's a pity, if you leave it in normal times, maybe I will discuss with you."
When another person was changed, Lorraine asked directly to avoid trouble, "Explain the principle of plasma cannon again."
The man also foamed at the mouth and fell to the ground.
When he waited for the old Lester, Lorraine asked immediately: "What is three plus two?"
The man next to him was being dragged out. Hearing Lorraine's question, he suddenly yelled: "Unfair, unfair, you are recruiting carrots."
Lorraine sneered and said: "There is no fairness in this world. You should be content as a child, and you will be happy when you look back."
The man gave Lorraine a strange look, and finally walked out dejectedly. People clearly don't want you. What's the point of your death? Even if you enter the circus, you will definitely die in small shoes. Ra. ..