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EndlessFantasy Translation
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EndlessFantasy Translation
The dinner finally began.
All the dishes that were served to them were cooked by some of the top chefs in Dragon City. However, the atmosphere in the room was rather awkward. Only the two brothers knew most of the people that came for the dinner. As for the others, they were not too close with each other. That was why it was hard to have a common topic to talk about.
Especially, when Yue Junmo went to toast with Luo Puti. Just as expected, Luo Puti ignored him and the atmosphere got even more awkward. Luckily, Wu Aofeng started to become talkative after drinking a few cups of alcohol. Immediately, he started to pour in different topics to the group.
Have you heard of my idol, Chen Zhufeng? I fcking idolize him! I heard that he went to the Zhuang Family’s mansion alone and made them kneel in front of him! That is just so fcking cool!
Upon hearing that, everyone’s face changed. The name, Chen Zhufeng was one of the most discussed people in Jianghu right now. Those who had not heard of him were not worthy to be called Jianghu folk. After hearing Wu Aofeng praised Chen Zhufeng, Chen Xiaobei had an amused look on his face.
‘That’s hilarious! Before I can do anything, he had already started to slap the Zhuang Family’s face!’
On the other hand, Luo Puti and Harry were looking forward to hear more about Chen Zhufeng. The two brothers that came from the Zhuang Family were left embarrassed after Wu Aofeng brought up the shameful matters that their family been through recently. However they did not dare to say anything to stop Wu Aofeng. All they could do was looked at Yue Junmo helplessly.
Aofeng! Your mouth! Please control it! You are so done if Zhuang Lao Taijun hears you talking about it!
said Yue Junmo.
Ugh… Let’s not talk about the Zhuang Family! I have received news that the Zuckerberg Carriers had gone missing mysteriously at the Indian Ocean! And my idol is the one that made them disappear!
said Wu Aofeng.
How… How is that even possible? Carriers like that are the most fearsome war machine of the sea! How is possible that they disappeared into thin air?
said Luo Puti in astonishment and doubt.
Six Doors is supposed to rule the Jianghu! How can you not know such big news?
I really have no idea… The legendary elites in Jianghu hate others checking on them! In order to prevent offending God Chen, the Six Doors has ceased all investigations on them!
Hehe… In China, there’s a saying and it’s called seeing a snake shadow in the cup. It origins from coward saw the reflection of a bow in his cup. And he thought that he was seeing the reflection on a poisonous snake – causing him to almost scare himself to death. Same goes to the God Chen that you keep on mentioning! He is just an ordinary human being! I don’t understand why you guys are treating him as a demigod! All of you are no different from the guy that saw the reflection of a poisonous snake in his cup!
said Harry while looking at Chen Xiaobei with his eyes squinted.
To all the Blood Descendants, Chen Xiaobei’s true identity had already exposed. The reason why Harry taunted Chen Xiaobei was to make him lose his patience. Unfortunately, he had underestimated Chen Xiaobei’s state of mind. All the things that he said just now were completely ignored by Chen Xiaobei. Instead of getting angry, he continued to serve Luo Puti with more dishes.
You know nothing! My idol is the real demigod! He alone can destroy the entire carrier fleet!
said Wu Aofeng furiously.
He even had sex with the wife of the American president! You can go and verify it yourself if you don’t trust me!
What a load of bullshit! You do know I can sue you for slander?
Don’t even try to scare me! The court will not dare to do anything to me even if you sue me! Let’s be practical! You are regarded as a noble in America, right? Call the first lady now! I will call you my grandpa if she picks up your call! If she doesn’t pick up, all you need to do is kneel down and call me your father!
You…
Harry’s mouth twitched and he was so angry that his face turned red. However, he did not go and get his cell phone to call the first lady. Earlier, he was informed that the government had lost contact with Niya. Actually, it was not a big deal for him to make the call. However, things would turn ugly if he had to force himself to call Wu Aofeng his daddy.
Giggle
Upon seeing that, Chen Xiaobei almost burst into laughter.
One always asked what the highest level of face slapping was. And the answer was letting others do it for you and all you needed to do was just stand there and watch. Seeing that Harry was looking frustrated, Chen Xiaobei could not help but give Wu Aofeng a like.
What now? Lost the balls to make the call? All you Americans are the same! From the surface, you look tough but you actually have no balls when it comes to the real thing!
said Wu Aofeng in a disgusted manner.
Feeling embarrassed, there was nothing Harry could do but stare at Yue Junmo helplessly.
Yue Junmo nodded in understanding and chided Wu Aofeng.
Aofeng! Stop talking! Young Master Yue! I’m not done yet! Don’t you guys want to know that where the first lady is now?
Where? Where?
Upon hearing that, everyone including Chen Xiaobei felt really curious.
It’s a long story! Everything begins from the president’s impotence! The first lady has hungered for sex for a very long time! Until she met my idol, Chen Zhufeng! After she had a taste of my idol’s glorious rocket, she could not get enough of it! It the end, she decides to become my idol’s playtoy!
Blarrghh
Every single man in the room almost fell off their chairs after hearing the nonsense Wu Aofeng spouted. Luo Puti was the only one that believed that it was real.
I never thought that Chen Zhufeng is that kind of person!
Blarrgghh
Chen Xiaobei almost coughed out a mouthful of warm blood to the ceiling.
‘This is wrong! Wu Aofeng that bastard is just making up some ridiculous stories! How am I going to reveal my true identity when my image is tainted?’
Why the hell are you staring at me? Look at you! You have the same surname with my idol! But, the gap between the two of you is so damn big!
said Wu Aofeng after he realized that Chen Xiaobei was staring at him.
Mr. Wu… Sooner or later, you will lose all your friends if you continue to slap the faces of the person that you just meet!
said Chen Xiaobei in a frustrated manner.
Heh! You know nothing! I bet you have not heard of my title before! In the Northwest, I’m given the title Face Slapping Little Tornado! Unless you are more powerful than me, I will definitely slap your face if you have done something wrong!
From the moment Chen Xiaobei and Luo Puti entered the room, Wu Aofeng had begun to slap everyone’s face at least once.
But, I have done nothing wrong!
Weak! That’s your sin!
Weak?
Are you sure you are more powerful than me?
