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EndlessFantasy Translation
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EndlessFantasy Translation
The special moonshine that Chen Xiaobei gave to Jiang Ziya made him a superman in bed. Three minutes had passed and Green Snake had found herself lost in the land of pleasure. Her body was shaking involuntarily and her body was covered in sweat. Seemingly, she just had a good time with Jiang Ziya. The rest of the six actresses were looking at Green Snake jealously. Seeing that all of them were licking their lips and eyes were lit up, one could see that they could not wait to jump in line to have sex with Jiang Ziya.
The ones that mentioned to me about eating shit, dancing at the grave, and performing Seppuku! Three of you can go and do it now!
Chen Xiaobei strode toward the three of them and looked at them in scornfully.
We… We are just kidding! Please don’t take it seriously! You Chinese are always like that! Where is your sense of humor?
Their faces had turned red. It looked like they were just slapped by someone. They were all acting tough when they made the bet earlier. Now, they had to thicken their face to tell Chen Xiaobei that they were just kidding.
Okay…I have already known that all three of you will say something like that! This is how Japanese behaves anyway! They all like to break their promises! What a shameless thing to do!
said Chen Xiaobei with a smile on his face.
Slapping them was not enough, Chen Xiaobei had to step on their faces to satisfy himself.
You! Mr. Chen! You should be more polite! That’s just three minutes! You really shouldn’t feel proud about it!
said the Japanese Jay Chou.
That’s right! I can last an hour in bed! And he had just done it for three minutes! Please don’t show off in front of us!
said the Japanese Brad Pitt.
You Chinese are like that! A bunch of frogs in the well! There are so many people better than you guys!
said Taka Kato.
Remember what you guys said to me! I’m going to take a nap first! I’ll be back to slap your faces!
said Chen Xiaobei.
He then walked ou oft the room. The moment he returned to his car, he took out his cell phone to check on the wedding news of the Japanese crowned price. After that, he took a sweet long nap. By the time he woke up, the sky had turned dark.
Chen Xiaobei stretched his back, got down from the car, and went back to the filming room.
What… What is going on?
The moment Chen Xiaobei walked into the room, he was completely stunned by what he saw.
The Japanese Jay Chou was kneeling on the ground!
The Japanese Brad Pitt was kneeling on the ground!
Even the arrogant Take Kato was kneeling on the ground as well!
Cameraman, lighting technician, prop master, and even the director, Yamashita Hoitaro were kneeling on the ground too.
Why… Why are you guys kneeling on the ground?
asked Chen Xiaobei in a puzzled manner.
He… He is too good! Teacher No-Tooth is too good! He just shot for six hours non-stop! Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Dark Green, and Blue Snake Demon were defeated by him!
said Yamashita Hoitaro.
Uhh…
Immediately, Chen Xiaobei turned around to look at the filming scene. All six of the actresses were lying on the ground, exhausted. Their hairs were messy, sweat were all over their bodies, and their skin had turned pinkish red. Judging from their looks of euphoria, one could see that they were now in heaven. On the other hand, the White Snake was still having a hell of a time with Jiang Ziya. It was only a matter of time before Jiang Ziya conquered her.
In the end, I didn’t even have to slap your face! I’m surprised that the three of you knelt down before I arrived!
said Chen Xiaobei in mild amusement.
I surrender! I’m truly impressed by him! Teacher No-Tooth is just too good in bed! I have ventured in this industry for more than years, yet I have never seen someone like him!
said Japanese Jay Chou.
The way he looked at Jiang Ziya was filled with respect.
Before I meet Teacher No-Tooth, I have always thought that an hour in bed was an impressive achievement! Now, I finally realized that I’m just a speck of dust as compared to him!
said the Japanese Brad Pitt while flushing.
Jiang Ziya is not a human! He is a god! A god in bed! From today onward I will not call myself God Hand anymore! No one can be called god in the pornography industry except for Teacher No-Tooth!
said Taka Kato.
God damn right! Teacher No-Tooth is a god! Other than kneeling down and continue with the shooting, we can’t find other ways to express our feelings anymore!
Yamashita Hoitaro and four of his employees were truly impressed by Jiang Ziya.
As for the seven actresses, their bodies and minds were totally conquered by Jiang Ziya. From today onward, it was hard for them to feel satisfied when they had sex with other men. Upon seeing that, Chen Xiaobei was getting really excited as well.
Damn! Old man Jiang’s pornography film is not even being released on the internet yet! Yet, all 14 of them have become his disciples! I believe he can easily recruit one million disciples in these few days! Ahahaha!
One should know that pornography had become a staple culture in Japan. There were many Otakus who treated pornography as their second life. That was why Jiang Ziya would definitely become famous once the production was done and up for sale. As the main character of this pornography film, Jiang Ziya could definitely make hundreds of thousands of Otakus become his die-hard fans.
He could move as fast as a sewing machine!
He had the strength of a bull!
He could last as long as perpetual motion!
Recruiting one million disciples in six days could be considered done! One hour later, Jiang Ziya was finally done filming. The White Snake could not even differentiate reality and fantasy anymore. It was midnight after they cleaned up themselves.
All seven actresses did not want Jiang Ziya to leave them. They mentioned that if Jiang Ziya was willing to marry all of them, they were more than willing to quit the pornography industry. As for Yamashita Hoitaro, he did not want Jiang Ziya to leave as well. Firstly, he wanted Jiang Ziya to promote the film. Secondly, he wanted Jiang Ziya to be part of his production in the future!
After all, Jiang Ziya was now a human. He was actually seriously considering it. Knowing that Li Xiang’s plan was about to begin, Chen Xiaobei knew that Jiang Ziya would not be much help. In the end, Chen Xiaobei handed over Jiang Ziya to Yamashita Hoitaro. Before he left, he gave the two Infallible Tower Pills and two bottles of Hundred Fruits Dragon Dick Moonshine to Jiang Ziya.
To Chen Xiaobei’s surprise, Jiang Ziya approached him before he left.
Xiaobei! You have helped me to pick up the pride as a man that I dropped a long time ago! I will definitely help you to get a Saturn Peach during the Saturn Peach Feast!
