Chapter 1186: "King of Sea" junk movie!
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Rising America
- Tiger body shock
- 2064 characters
- 2021-03-03 11:32:51
Maybe everyone is amazed at this movie because of the little loli Jin.
But I want to say that there are no good girls in this world. Every girl has another amazing side. It’s just that everyone likes to be immersed in their own fantasy world. They think that girls are all well-behaved and quiet. Killing a girl has been able to make you change this old idea.
A digression, in reality Jin is also a naughty girl.
And many girls who seem to be quiet, youthful, and bookish, secretly have frequent slogans, and they are full of common sayings. Perhaps such girls make people feel more attractive because they are more authentic.
To get back to the point, Kick-Ass is a very inspirational movie, everyone can be a superhero, but the premise is...not afraid, be! sea! flat!
Author: [Do not talk loudly pectoralis minor]
Coco read more than ten film reviews on the Internet. These film reviews came from different Chinese entertainment newspapers and magazines, and they were very affirmative of the movie "King of the Sea", which made the little guy very proud.
Turning his head to look at the master Nuwa who was sitting beside him, the little guy found that his master was still playing "Blade of the Soul" and pushed off the enemy's base with his teammates. His operation skills simply fell. I don't know how much. Street.
Since I was really a scam, Coco didn't want to talk about the game with Nuwa, because it was really a blow to the little guy's self-confidence.
Nuwa was very devoted and attentive, and she flew her finger on the phone screen, and immediately started another round of qualifying.
Nuwa used to not play online games, but since becoming a coco master, Nuwa has become obsessed with playing games, and now she has become a game fan.
Basically, when she has nothing to do in her free time, she will take out her mobile phone to play.
Now that Nuwa's heroic soul rank has reached platinum, he is about to rise to the king.
On the other hand, Coco's rank has always been in Bronze One... It can be seen that there are many pits in the bear children.
"Master, take me to qualify for a while."
The little guy envied his master's rank, so he shamelessly made a request.
Originally opened the qualifying room, Nuwa who was waiting hurriedly quit the room and closed the game, and then said to Coco with a smirk: "Oh, the master is a little tired, I'm not playing anymore, I'm sorry, I can't take you Great rank, another day."
Coco's eyelids drooped instantly, and his face became ugly.
I obviously have a master who is about to rank as a king, but every time he asks this upcoming king to lead himself in a queue, this master will have one or another excuse.
What cell phone is out of power, has a virus, deleted the game by mistake, etc.
Damn it!
Humph!
What's so great about the upcoming king rank!
Do not bring it!
The little guy is also very backbone.
It was too late, and Coco reached out and snatched Nuwa's mobile phone that was still in her pocket in the future, and then quickly deleted the heroic spirit by sliding the screen with her little hand, and then returned the mobile phone to his master.
"Don't think that you are the king of platinum, just look down on Bronze One, I will buy this game when it is lively, and delete your account at that time!"
The little guy is wealthy and does not respect his teacher at all.
As a cocoa master, Nuwa is also very sad.
In addition, Nuwa's personality is also very funny, so in the face of Coco in this state, Nuwa can't show the energy of a master at all.
Nuwa, who had wanted to get angry, immediately put on a flattering smile, and lost the mistake of Coco's deletion of her game.
Anyway, the little guy deleted the game, just download it back by himself.
The account is still that account, and the rank will not drop.
But if you really have a contradiction with the little guy, and make the little guy feel ashamed to acquire the Heroic Games, and then delete his account data, it will not be worth the loss.
And given the character of the little guy that Nuwa knows, Coco can really do this kind of thing.
Therefore, Nuwa, who had already gotten addiction to the Internet, couldn't help but feel weak at this time.
"Oh, it's easy to say, easy to say, and the master will take you to fight with you in a while to ensure that you can get to the silver smoothly."
Nuwa is much more powerful than Coco, so she is still very confident in bringing cocoa to the point. After all, Nuwa often takes five kills and super gods in ranking, and can even lead the team to victory in a headwind.
It can be seen that Nuwa and Coco are simply not the same level of existence, she is much better than pit cocoa.
Coco is no longer able to form a team in the game. On the contrary, Nuwa opened the room to play in the rankings, and everyone grabbed their heads to hold their thighs.
Finally, the look on Cocoa's face became soothed a lot.
It can be seen that Nuwa's words about taking her to the silver rank still played a role.
Cocoa has been playing Heroic Soul for a year and a half, but the little guy has always been a bronze one, which shows how bad she is.
Especially the cocoa game is a bit bad. As a Nuwa who was brought into the world of heroic spirit by cocoa, she still has a deep experience.
As the saying goes: Wenneng hangs up and sprays his teammates, and Wuneng crosses the tower to give away heads.
You can choose five by yourself, or wait for 20 shots when you retreat.
The front can fly to rescue the disabled enemy, and the back can put the wall to block teammates.
Quiet, no one will be seen for a hundred years, and moving will send a super god.
Bravery flashes to send a blood, sell teammates without looking back.
Coco is definitely a fighter in the pit, especially Coco herself doesn't think so. On the contrary, she still feels that she is very powerful. She has always been a bronze one because of the lack of teammates.
So since Nuwa became addicted to playing, she didn't play with Coco very much.
Otherwise, she wants to be platinum and is about to hit the king's rank, which is simply unimaginable.
But now Cocoa zooms in. If Nuwa doesn't take her to play with, the little guy will really buy the Heroic Game and delete his account data.
So under this threat, Nuwa couldn't take much care of it. She could only choose to bring Cocoa to qualify.
Who makes more cocoa money?
Nüwa has nothing to do with such a rich bear child.
"Huh! It would be better if you did this earlier. Everyone is still a good master and apprentice. You only know how great you are if I recruit more. Don't think that you are a master and you can qualify without an apprentice!"
Coco raised his face bullishly, and actually taught his master.
If this scene is seen by other gods, it will definitely be petrified on the spot.
Cocoa also met the wonderful master of Nuwa in the different time and space. This is to change someone to be the master, and it is impossible to get along with the master and disciples like this.
Although Nuwa agreed to bring Coco to qualify, in fact, she still hopes that Coco can forget about it. After all, Coco is too bad.
So Nuwa cunningly began to change the subject.
"Wow, cocoa, the online comments on "King of the Sea" are all positive. You are really too good. In the future, help the master also write a script, OK, wait for the master to become popular as a singer, and then move to screen."
Facing the little kid, Nuwa held her face in her hands without shame, staring at Coco with little stars in her eyes and blinking, it was a numbness.
I have to say that this Nuwa in different time and space is really a top quality.
Sure enough, Cocoa's focus shifted from "Master Brings Yourself to Rank" and returned to "King of the Sea".
"It's very easy. There are so many good scripts in my mind. Then just write a script at will, to ensure that you can transform successfully and become an instant success, and gather a lot of leftover fans."
The bear child does not know what modesty is.
Of course, if Coco knows humility, is she still a bear child!
"Hurry up and change to a gossip website to see if there are other film reviews." Nuwa pretended to look like she was going to watch the film reviews, praying in her heart that Coco quickly forgot to take her to qualify. Because this is really a nightmare.
It just so happens that Coco also hopes that someone will watch the film review of "King of the Sea" to show off. After all, Coco is a person who likes to show off, so Nuwa's proposal is just right for Coco.
You can lift your hand and tap and slide on the phone screen to open a new official website of China Bagua Newspaper and enter the comment page of "King of the Sea".
Just as the page opened, the little guy saw the titles of some film reviews, and instantly his little face turned black.
Without it, the film review section of the newspaper's official website "King of the Sea", the headline at first glance criticized "King of the Sea" as a bad film, so it made the complacent Cocoa suddenly swallow a fly. Similar.
Nu Wa grinned, but she quickly suppressed the urge to laugh.
After all, if you laugh immediately, wouldn't it make the little guy think that he is gloating?
When the bear child is angry, God knows what she will do.
So Nuwa kept telling herself in her heart that she must not laugh.
Cocoa's little face was sullen, and he tapped his finger firmly on the screen, and opened a titled "What's wrong with this era!" "s post.
The author is a guy named ‘Nan Yue Qing Dan Cai’. UU reading www.uukanshu.com
Nu Wa stretched her head over and began to read the comment that had been opened.
[I just want to curse after watching this movie! !
Who said it looks good? Who criticized the blockbuster? Who recommends it to the public, especially young people? Really unscrupulous!
Okay, I admit that I came here to vent my anger, but have you ever seen an action movie with a worse plot than this?
Is full of blood, violence, and countering violence with violence the means and attitude that the turbulent American society should adopt?
The bad guys have been sanctioned. The means of being killed is either a pistol headshot, a truck clamped to death, a microwave oven... What's wrong with this society? What happened to this era?
If watching this movie feel enjoyable or even want to give it a try, I would say unceremoniously, are you TM sick? metamorphosis! Inhuman!
Well, you would say that it wasn't kickass who did it, it was the actions of the bad guys, and they should be punished. But what is the cause of this punishment? It's nothing more than my father being framed by others and my mother dying in vain. Every day in this world, things that make people call the heavens and the earth unsound happen every day. Everyone has become a superman and hacked and killed all day long. Do you want to survive? ?
Okay, let's say that this revenge is justified, what about the others? Damn it all? Is it all so miserable? There are people you know and even relatives who die inside. How do you feel? What is the difference between kickass and super killer and those bad guys?
If a society is reduced to a violent society, I think its death date is not far away?
This is a junk movie!
A movie that teaches bad young people, has bad intentions, and is full of distorted values! I even suspect that this is a film of the American conspiracy to corrupt China's soft culture! ! ! ! 】
After reading it, Nu Wa took a breath of air-conditioning, after all, this big hat is not small.
Coco put down his phone and shouted back, "Uncle Andrew, I want you to check someone for me!"