Chapter 3:
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Salted Fish Transmigrated Into An Apocalyptic Book
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- 2021-03-03 01:43:26
It was early in the morning when he was awakened, and the man took a bath until dawn.
Jiang Miaomiao decided to ignore him and went to the living room to figure out what to eat in the morning. When he got down, he was wrapped in a large bath towel, and the soft white cloth tied a knot around his thin and strong waist.
Apart from that, there was no clothing, and bare feet.
Jiang Miaomiao almost sprayed a nosebleed.
"Where are you, your clothes?"
The man did not speak, walked up to her, and pulled the towel.
Damn it, so majestic!
She covered her eyes and wanted to scream, and was afraid of attracting zombies, so she made a series of screams tightly all over.
How to do? Is she going to be forced? !
But after a while, the other party did not touch her. She opened her eyes curiously, and the man calmly pretended to be a few times in front of her, his posture was still lively. Raise your arms for a while, then spread your long legs.
Jiang Miaomiao: "...what are you doing?"
"I have no wounds on my body, you don't have to worry that I will become a zombie."
It turned out to be for this... She was greatly relieved and leaned on the chair as if paralyzed.
"Great, I thought..."
"For why?"
He retied the bath towel and asked lightly.
Jiang Miaomiao's face was hot, "It's nothing, where's your clothes? This bath towel is for me to take a bath."
"Too dirty, throw it away."
He answered briefly and horribly, and asked: "Are there any men's clothes here?"
She shook her head subconsciously, "No."
After speaking, she regretted it because she revealed herself.
The man heard a sneer, apparently mocking her previous act of lying.
If there are men in the family, how can there be no men’s clothes?
Jiang Miaomiao covered her forehead and scolded herself as a fool. But soon she decided to let herself go and ask a very crucial question.
"when are you leaving?"
"go?"
"This is my home, don't you plan to stay here forever?"
The man stretched out his hand, "You can open the door now and drive me out."
"..."
Are you rascal? There are all zombies outside, don't you rush in when you open the door?
But after thinking about it, there really seems to be no other way. The windows were equipped with anti-theft bars, and the vents were blocked again. She had known that she should take advantage of him to climb out and seal the opening in the room so that he could not come back.
The man said: "Since you don't plan to drive me away, find me a piece of clothing."
Helpless, Jiang Miaomiao went back to the bedroom to look through the wardrobe.
She doesn't bring much clothes, only three or four sets. Since they are not going to go out after the end of the world, they don’t care about their image when they die, so they wear the most comfortable pajamas.
She has lived without a bra for more than a month, and she is very chic. But these clothes are not suitable for that person.
Jiang Miaomiao looked at the short puff sleeve strawberry print pink pajamas in the corner, and an evil thought came to his mind.
Two minutes later, she went downstairs and handed her clothes in front of each other.
"Here, my only spare clothes, take them and wear them."
Man: "...are you kidding me?"
She crossed her brows with her hands on her hips.
"It's good if you have something to wear. You still have to choose different things. Don't see what time it is, do you think you are the president of the country?"
The other party took a deep breath, pulled off the towel, and put on the clothes blankly.
He didn't wear a shirt, because his broad shoulders couldn't fit into small clothes, only shorts.
The waist is narrow and can fit in, but the size is still too small for him, it looks like a chubby time.
Shorts tightly wrapped his hips, long legs, wide shoulders and abs.
Jiang Miaomiao suddenly discovered that she was actually torturing herself.
The man folded the bath towel and threw it back to her, saying: "Because the weather gets warmer, a large wave of zombies will start to go south next month. I will pass through this city. I will at least wait until they leave before leaving."
Jiang Miaomiao said in surprise: "That means you have to live here for at least one month?"
"Ok."
"No way!"
All her supplies were collected for herself, and she never thought about sharing them with others.
The man raised his eyebrows, "Do you think you can survive that wave of zombies' attacks without me?"
"If you can't get it, you can't get it." Jiang Miaomiao grinded her back molars, "If I was bitten by a zombie and turned into a zombie, the first one would eat you alive!"
The other party hummed slightly, disapprovingly.
With her small body, let alone becoming a zombie, even if she becomes a zombie, the enhanced version of zombie plus is not his opponent.
Jiang Miaomiao rolled his eyes and decided to live his own life regardless of him.
She got up and walked towards the basement and said as she walked:
"You can borrow it, you can't touch my things casually."
Of course, if he is strong, she can't help it.
At that time... Forget it, she didn't want that much, she would die anyway.
Jiang Miaomiao turned out a bucket of sauerkraut beef noodles, boiled water, and served himself breakfast.
When she sucked and ate the noodles, the man watched intently, but she could not see it.
"This house is not yours. It shouldn't have been long since you lived in."
"There is no cosmetics in the room, no shower gel in the bathroom, but so much food and water are collected. It was only before and after the zombie broke out."
"You don’t have family, or even if the relationship is not good, you will go to them at this time, at least you will try, instead of hiding alone. You have no friends or lovers, withdrawn, which shows the environment in which you grew up. Not good. It may be emotion, it may be material."
He grabbed one of her hands and squeezed it.
"The arms are thin but have muscles. The parts and shapes are not trained in the gym. I used to carry heavy objects and worked as a waiter?"
"There is a callus on the first joint of the right middle finger, which is slightly deformed and writes a lot all year round, so it is part work and part study?"
He stroked his chin, his black eyes shimmering.
"A female college student with no family, withdrawn personality, and poor financial conditions, just happened to hoard so many supplies before the zombie outbreak, you say..."
Jiang Miaomiao's scalp was numb, and she turned around and reprimanded, "What do you want to do?"
He put away his inscrutable appearance and said truthfully: "I'm hungry."
The corner of her mouth twitched and she pointed to the basement.
"The fourth box in the third row, take it yourself!"
The man took a bucket of instant noodles, soaked it with the remaining boiling water, opened the lid, and inhaled the storm. After eating the noodles in three mouthfuls, he finished the soup in one breath.
Jiang Miaomiao: ...a pig broke into the house!
The man went to get another bucket, followed by the third bucket and the fourth bucket, and stopped until the fifth bucket.
"I haven't eaten for three days."
He probably also felt embarrassed and wanted to explain this matter.
Jiang Miaomiao said, "Really? I thought you hadn't eaten anything in your entire life, and you were born into a starving ghost."
"I am sleepy."
The man finished his last sip of soup, wiped his mouth with a paper towel, went into the bedroom and fell asleep.
Jiang Miaomiao passed by him throwing trash.
Jiang Miaomiao swept past him.
Jiang Miaomiao skipped the rope and passed by him.
He slept soundly all the time and didn't even change his posture.
What a pig.
Don't change your pace of life for inexplicable people.
Thinking like this, she put a pen and paper in the living room and continued to practice calligraphy.
After copying the two pages of the pig farming encyclopedia, it’s noon. Jiang Miaomiao washed the rice and cooked rice, opened a can of braised pork, cut a few pieces of meat from a piece of ham, and added the soaked dehydrated vegetables. He planned to make it for himself. A "big meal".
The meat came out of the pot and the man smelled it.
"Make one more."
"Call Dad," she said casually.
The other party immediately shouted: "Dad."
Jiang Miaomiao: ...shameless!
"Is there my share now?" the man asked.
"Don't get in the way, just stay."
Jiang Miaomiao blasted him out of the kitchen, closed the door, but put two more spoons of white rice into the pot.
The fragrant white rice is more precious than gold in a world where zombies are rampant.
The man went to the living room and sat in a chair to read her pig farm. Ten minutes later, the fragrant fried rice came out of the pot.
Jiang Miaomiao came out with two plates of rice and wanted to tell him to give up his chair, but he didn't know his name, so he gave a feed.
"Let let."
The man did not resist, he gave her a chair and sat cross-legged on the wooden floor.
"My name is Lu Qiming."
Lu Qiming... I haven't seen this name in the book. Could it be a cannon fodder?
Jiang Miaomiao stared at him curiously, swept his waist inadvertently, and quickly withdrew his gaze.
"I was with my friends before, and I accidentally left. When the zombie wave left, I went to find them."
"Oh."
"Thank you for your meal."
After Lu Qiming finished speaking, he ate up a plate of rice in twos and threes, pushing the plate in front of her unconsciously.
"one more bowl."
Jiang Miaomiao was full of black lines, "No, I want to eat and do it myself."
She soon regretted saying this.
You need ingredients for cooking, and many of them are in the basement. Lu Qiming slowly searched inside with a flashlight, and found her treasure.
Snail noodles, turkey noodles, self-heating small hot pot, egg yolk crisps, pork shop... Jiang Miaomiao is not afraid that she will die fast, because she is afraid that she will not eat well before death, so she prepares dozens of what she likes and can buy. Save and eat slowly, who would have killed one third of it in the afternoon.
Looking at the empty packaging bags on the coffee table in the living room, her heart was bleeding, she rose up to resist, and slapped an agreement in front of him.
"Signed!"
Lu Qiming held up a slice of pork and raised his head, "What is this?"
"The roommate agreement must meet the above requirements in order to stay."
He read it word by word.
First, due to limited supplies and non-renewable resources, Party B must control its food intake. No more than 500 grams of food per day, no more than half a bucket of water.
Second, due to limited space, Party B must respect Party A’s sex, and shall not enter and exit its bedroom and bathroom at will. The living room is shared, but the furniture, such as coffee table, TV cabinet, chair and bookshelf, are all Party A’s personal belongings. Party B can only borrow it temporarily when she is not using it.
Third, Party A only takes in Party B and is not responsible for taking care of it. Since the food and water that Party B eats every day are provided by Party A. As compensation, Party B shall undertake all housework and heavy physical labor in the villa, such as sweeping the floor, wiping the table, taking out the garbage, moving furniture, etc. And it must be proactive, without urging from Party A.
Fourth, due to the special circumstances of the last days, Party A’s physical conditions are limited and cannot fight with zombies when they break in. Party B should assume responsibility, protect Party A, and drive the zombies out of the villa.
Fifth, if the food and drinking water are exhausted, Party B will automatically give up the right to use and leave the villa consciously.
Sixth...seventh...
The regulations are densely packed, but they can be summed up in one sentence-eat less, do more, and kill you when you encounter danger.
Lu Qiming held the agreement and raised his eyebrows.
"Don't you think this is a crush on me?"
Jiang Miaomiao shrugged, "You can leave directly, then I won't be able to crush you."
He smiled, shook his head, and signed his name in the blank space after the two characters of Party B.
Jiang Miaomiao's mood improved.
Anyway, there are a lot of supplies, and it's okay to separate some. As long as the other party really obediently follows the agreement, she will be a big obedient dog, and she can chat with her to pass the time.