Chapter 839: Xu Taiping’s sense of humor

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Xu Taiping, who returned to the room, didn't know Xia Wei's secret words. After Xu Taiping went back, he brushed his teeth and washed his face, and then went out.
Today is the first day of communication life. Every exchange student will be taken by their teachers to the class they need to attend classes. At this time, Xu Taiping will not be used. Xu Taiping will go to Slater to report today because He is now a member of the campus security team at Becker University.
All the way to the defending room of Beckern University.
This security room is not at the door. This is different from Jiangyuan University. The security room of Beck University is located in a third-floor building in the center of the school. The security room and the logistics department are all in this place.
Xu Taiping came to the door of the security room and knocked on the door.
The door was opened, and a security guard stood behind the door and looked at Xu Taiping with a weird smile on his face.
"Is it a shower all night last night? Xu?" the security guard asked with a smile.
"It took a long time to wash!" Xu Taiping said with a smile.
"Come in, the boss hasn't come yet, you can have a cup of coffee!" The security guard said, let him open.
Xu Taiping went in.
Behind the door, there is a room of about seventy or eighty flats. There are several tables in the room, and in the other position, there is a door with a word for the locker room.
"Hey! Xu!"
"Xu, you can be famous, haha, your video has been sent to the Internet!"
The people in the security room said to Xu Taiping.
Xu Taiping touched his nose helplessly and said, "It's a good thing, don't go out, bad things pass thousands of miles!"
"This is not a bad thing!" A security guard took the phone and walked over to Xu Taiping, pointing to the video on the phone. "Look at the comments below!"
Xu Taiping looked at the comments under the video.
Some people are laughing at Xu Taiping's incompetence and weakness, but a larger number of people are admiring Xu Taiping's courage. He said that Xu Taiping is a responsible person who dares to bear the sorrow of the students. This kind of security can really Call it the protector of the student.
Telling the truth, Xu Taiping is a little surprised. In his opinion, non-ethnic people have different feelings, and they are ugly. The people on their own side are still weak. These foreigners should not all come to themselves. Is it ridiculous? Why are there people who admire themselves?
"I really admire your courage!" The security guard in front of Xu Tai plane smiled and patted Xu Taiping's shoulder and said, "I don't have the courage to bear the baptism of these sewages. I see your mouth running into the sewage. It!"
"Alright." Xu Taiping smiled. He didn't really put the so-called sewage on his mind. He had encountered more insulting things than this. What kind of thing is this?
"I see weakness, where is the courage, courage!" A security guard said disdainfully.
Xu Taiping looked at the security guard. The security guard was about one meter seven, which was shorter than Xu Taiping. His badge had the name of the security guard.
Paul.
"Really, I was really scared at the time! I was so scared." Xu Taiping nodded in agreement.
"Ha ha ha!" There was a burst of laughter around, goodwill, and of course, malicious.
Just then, the office door was suddenly opened from the outside, and then Slater came in from the door.
After Slater entered the door, the first one saw Xu Taiping.
He snorted, and then a sly smile on his face, said, "Xu Taiping, do you feel ashamed? It was shot by so many guys!"
"No shame, if you make a mistake, you have to accept punishment." Xu Taiping said.
"Really, at Beckern University, you have to follow the rules, your people sneaked on Beverly, this is a violation of the rules, so Beverly humiliated you, it should be!" Slater said Going to Xu Taiping’s side, he grabbed Xu Taiping’s shoulder and said,
However, if you want to change it, it’s my words. I don’t care what the rules are. Who dares to shoot me, I will definitely twist the other person’s hands. Neck!"
"Mr. Slater is awesome!" Xu Taiping praised sincerely.
"Okay, don't say it, you have to change clothes!" Shrett loosened his hand on the shoulder of Xu Taiping and pointed to the dressing room on the side. "Your cabinet is 1189, your clothes and shoes are still There are batons, I have already let people put them inside.
"Okay, thank you!" Xu Taiping nodded, then walked into the locker room and found the cabinet numbered 1189.
Slater stood at the door and said to Xu Taiping, "Hurry and change clothes, then go patrol with me!"
"Yeah!" Xu Taiping agreed, then reached out and opened the 1189 cabinet.
Just at the moment the cabinet was opened, a piece of cake suddenly flew out of the cupboard and directly slammed into the face of Xu Taiping.
Xu Taiping reacted quickly. At the moment the cake just flew, he was ready to dodge. When the cake flew to the front, Xu Taiping was enough to easily escape the cake!
With a bang, the cake whizzed through Xu Taiping's ear, and then slammed and hit the cabinet behind Xu Taiping.
"I fuck!"
"fxck!"
Shrett shouted at several people around him.
"Is this a meeting?" Xu Taiping looked at the cake behind him and asked.
"We don't mean anything else. It's just a joke. Our country is a humorous country. We are also humorous! You shouldn't be angry?" Slater asked with a smile.
"No, I won't be angry." Xu Taiping shook his head with a smile, turned and walked to the front of the cake sticking to the cupboard, and then grabbed the cake in his hand.
"What a pity cream cake!" Xu Taiping looked at the cake in his hand, sighed and shook his head.
"If you like, you can eat him!" Slater laughed.
Xu Taiping looked at Shreiter and suddenly grinned.
A bang!
Everyone only saw Xu Taiping’s hand swaying, and then the cake in the hands of Xu Taiping disappeared.
With a bang, this piece of cake was shot directly on Slater's face, and then fell a little from Slater's face, and eventually half of it fell to the ground, leaving only some cream stuck to Shi Lei. Special face.
The people around Slater were all stunned by Xu Taiping, who were all shocked to see Xu Taiping and Shreiter.
"Bastard!" Slater grabbed the cream on his face, and then stared at Xu Taiping with a sullen look. He just wanted to worry, and suddenly saw Xu Taiping reveal a shy smile, then he heard Xu Taiping say, "We are also a country that loves to joke. We Chinese people also have a good sense of humor. You won't be angry? This is just a joke, dude!"
"Joke!!" Shrett clenched his fist and ooze the cream from his hand.
"Yes, this is a joke, haha, everyone is happy, right, Captain Shreiter, my clothes, where?" Xu Taiping asked.
"Just in the 1188 cabinet next door, put on your clothes, and then gather in the open space outside!" Slater left such a sentence, then turned and walked outside.
Not even on the spot!
"You are finished, offended the captain!" Paul looked at Xu Taiping, revealing a face that you are about to die, then shook his head and turned away.
Although several security guards around the heart wanted to say something, but when they thought that Xu Taiping had licked the cake of their boss, they closed their mouths and several people sighed and left.
Xu Taiping smiled indifferently. He did not want Jiangyuan University students to oppose the students of Becker University. But it does not mean that he will be swallowed up in the face of the security of the school. Since Slater said this is a joke, then He didn't mind opening a few such jokes with Slater.
Although Xu Taiping is the bottom-level person in the security department here, isn't he from the bottom of the security department of Jiangyuan University?
Xu Taiping changed his clothes and came to the empty space outside the three-story building.
At this time, about ten campus security guards have gathered here and are queued.
Slater stood in front of the queue, the cake on his face was gone, and seeing Xu Taiping coming out, Slater said with a black face, "Hurry up into the team! Everyone is waiting for you!"
"Yes!" Xu Taiping nodded and stepped up.
When Xu Taiping walked past Shirete, Xu Taiping said with a smile, "Captain Shrett, the cake wash is really clean."
Slater's face sank and didn't speak.
Xu Taiping's mouth with a slight smile, entered the team.
"Today, there are new people from China who have joined us. I want to come to everyone who has already met us, Mr. Xu. Yes, that is the person who saw the one who was shot by a water gun today. Everyone remembers, Be sure to help us more, let him feel the warmth of our school in our Beckern University. Now, let me group, Josh, you go to Breitton to go to the School of Economics, Kate, you and Vince Wright. Go to the lab building, Paul, you and Xu, go to the d zone..."
When Shreit’s voice fell, all the security guards on the scene showed their expressions.
Soon, Slater divided the grouping of all people and the inspection area.
"Excuse me, what is the d area?" asked Xu Taiping.

D District is a district of our school. Our school is close to the city government. If our school gate is positive, the d zone is the back,
Slater explained.
"It turned out!" Xu Taiping nodded, then looked at the Paul and said with a smile, "I am new, and I don't understand anything, so I have to ask Paul to take care of him."
"Well, let's talk!" Paul nodded with a smile, and his eyes flashed a strange look.
(I wish you all a happy new year, first chapter, the next four chapters before ten o'clock update ~)