Chapter 1002: I have a nickname called Black Widow, bald brother, you still have to...

Squeak~~!
Bang!
With the harsh sound of the brakes, a black super sports car steadily stopped on the side of the road in this community.
then,
A girl wearing a black one-piece leather jacket with a belt buckled at her waist, without a holster and certain combat accessories, wearing a universal tool in her hand, looks very heroic, and drilled from the driving position. Came out, and slammed his door hard.
‘...’
‘...’
This kind of non-federal government personnel dressed and blatantly equipped with guns quickly attracted the attention of many neighbors and pedestrians around, but when they saw that the car logo was a ferocious steel bear head badge, they suddenly moved. Going out of sight, and continue to work on their own affairs.
Because they knew from the black sports car that used the badge as the logo of the car. It must be the guardian of the earth. It is the personnel and vehicles of the Bear Shield that have gradually replaced the functions of the United Nations and performed the duties of the world police. It is very common on earth, and they don't need to be too surprised.
"House number 0309..."
"That's right, it must be here!"
Look at the slightly skewed house number, and then look at the two barely torn trees in the other’s courtyard, and the neighbor’s tree that stretched over because of its overly luxuriant branches, and suffered the same. The big tree, the girl took off the sunglasses on the bridge of her nose and pinned them into her tight clothes on her full chest. She twisted her waist of Miaoman and went straight. Walked into the courtyard of this house.
That's right!
Today, one of the top leaders of the Bear Shield, Chief Nick Fury’s capable officer, and a member of the Avengers and an elite agent of the Black Widow, Natasha Romanoff, drove to this place alone. This rich community on the edge of Pelham Bay Park intends to perform one of her tasks!
Dingdong~!
Ding Ding Dong~! !
After reconfirming the house number and making sure that she did not go wrong, Natasha, the black widow who walked to the door of the house, stretched out her hand directly, pressed the doorbell twice, and then she hugged her arm and stood in time. Waiting patiently outside the door.
‘Oh...’
‘Who? Is it to promote insurance? ’
‘The poor monk has told you many times, the poor monk, the master and the disciple are the real Buddha, what does the real Buddha mean, do you people in Fanbang understand? We really don't need that kind of accident insurance, nor medical insurance, let alone the kind of burglary insurance! ’
‘Don’t worry about the chaos here in the Bronx, the poor monk can guarantee that no one dares to make trouble on this one-third of the poor monk’s land...’
A somewhat irritable and annoying voice, and obviously belonging to a young man, first came from the house and got closer and closer, and then soon, as the door was opened, a man wearing a gray-brown ugly monk's robe, with a Several rows of scarred young men with bright bald heads appeared before Natasha's eyes.
‘! ! ’
Bang! !
However, without waiting for Natasha to introduce herself, she only saw that the other party was taken aback first, and then he closed the door quickly?
But fortunately, after less than three seconds, the other party quickly opened the wooden door, and at this time, the other party has changed into a certain brand casual outfit that looks very heroic and handsome?
"..."
Can I change clothes so quickly? !
Seeing the other party's dress, and thinking about the short time between closing and reopening the door, Black Widow Natasha couldn't help but feel a little stunned, wondering how the other party did it.
"!!!"
"Hi~! This demon... Hello, this girl, what can I do with us? Do you want to sell insurance? Stop it, come in, we changed our minds, don’t care what you sell, we I bought it all!!"
At this time,
After discovering that a certain
insurance seller
standing outside the door was actually a charming female fairy, a certain human-like monkey rushed over immediately and squeezed a certain Just as the bald head who was about to talk, he greeted him impatiently.
And ah, what he said just now has something to say, that is: even if the other party wants to sell herself, he will definitely buy it, because he is really not bad money! !
"Amitabha!"
"This female benefactor, the poor monk's common name Tang Xiaoseng, and the dharma name Sanzang, is the second disciple of the Tathagata Buddha. She was reincarnated as a golden cicada, and was awarded the Tan Kungfu Buddha at Da Lei Yin Temple. She is currently single and can consider returning to the secular... I wonder if this female benefactor came here to find a poor monk and apprentice, what is her doing?"
After a certain monk who claimed to be Tang Sanzang quietly and forcefully squeezed a troublesome Uncle Monkey, he calmly pretended to be a high monk and said solemnly.
Just now, what I saw was such an impossibly beautiful Miaoman Yujie, and after looking at the super-perfect bumpy figure under the other's tights, he was excited and quickly replaced it. The monk's robes that don’t fit well...
Then, he thought of the etiquette seen on TV, and quickly stepped forward to completely block his Uncle Monkey. While blocking the door, he grabbed the opponent's hand and gently He kissed the back of the opponent's hand.
"Good, good..."
To be honest, Tang Xiaoseng has always felt that the etiquette of these Fanbang savages is really crude!
As it is said that men and women are not kissing, how can they have this etiquette of kissing the back of their hands when they meet with strangers? It's really outrageous and humiliating!
but……
After all, it's for the purpose of entering the country and doing the same, so, cough... He had to reluctantly experience it for a little while, and he couldn't let these Fanbang barbarians laugh at their monks who came from the celestial dynasty.
"..."
what's the situation?
However, the black widow Natasha, who had been stunned for a long time, finally recovered her senses, her mouth twitched, her face darkened, and a cold snort in her nose, without any change. He withdrew his hand and rubbed the clothes behind him.
‘! ? ’
‘Bald donkey, what do you want to do? ! ’
Finding that a certain dead thief wanted to rob his own way, a certain monkey first pulled the other party in, then gnashing his teeth to the other party's ear and asked in a low voice:
‘This is my dish, you can cook it for my grandson! ! ’
‘...’
‘Uncle Monkey, don’t force the poor monk to recite the curse...’
'Humph! ’
‘The curse is useless! This little girl, my old grandson, looked right, and there was no discussion! ’
‘...’
‘The little monk promised that he won’t tell Aunt Jingjing about your going to the nightclub when you go back...’
‘! ! ’
'you dare? ! ’
"Little monk never talks..."
‘Good, good! Dead thief bald, count you cruel! ! ’
After a few words were agreed upon, as a certain monkey turned angrily and went back to the living room to watch his TV, a certain bald-headed young monk smiled with Yan and stood generously on the one who was more than himself. Those fairies I have seen are even more like fairies in front of the'Female Fairy'.
"..."
really!
After seeing the performance of the two, the black widow Natasha sighed inwardly.
Because, in the reports and records of the two of them in the past few days, she can basically guess what kind of stuff these two guys are! And if they Xiong Shield had known that the other party was a guy of this kind of virtue, I am afraid that she should have taken the initiative when they first met a few days ago! But, it doesn't seem to be too late to change her now?
After all, she's a black widow handy to deal with this kind of guy, even if the other party has a certain powerful ability, she has already experienced many battles.
"I said this little handsome guy!"
"Are you planning to stay at the door and not let me go in and sit in there?"
Natasha didn't come to sell insurance, and she believed that the other party should have seen it a long time ago, so she didn't explain, just holding her arm and looking at the monk who looked too "beautiful" in front of her ridiculed. Tao.
Yes, Natasha has seen a lot of men, but it is the first time she has seen a custard-like man with a hint of fascination in front of her! A guy like this, surely an average woman can't easily resist, right? But it's a pity that Natasha is not an ordinary woman, she is very disgusted with such a custard, very disgusted with this kind of man who is more ‘female’ than a woman! !
"Amitabha!"
"The little monk is rude, this female benefactor, please come in!"
With a slight smile, Tang Xiaoseng announced a Buddha horn and stepped back and moved away. He watched the other party twisting that tight and walked in step by step, and let the other party start renting in their building. In the living room of the house for a few days, I wandered and looked around wantonly.
At this time, in addition to the opponent’s and Miaoman’s figure, the weapon on the opponent’s waist, the dagger in the shoe cover, the short blade on the glove, and the small objects hidden in the hair that are not known for what purpose. Tang Xiaoseng has already seen the vicious weapon of murder! However, whether it is Tang Xiaoseng himself or a certain monkey pretending to be watching TV, they are not ordinary people who have no power to restrain the demon, so they definitely don't care about the small details that are irrelevant.
'Hey! ’
‘Little monk! Just let her in without asking, isn't it good? And this lone man and widow...’
Taking advantage of the opportunity of the opponent to look at in their house, and the moment a thief walked across the sofa, a certain monkey grabbed the opponent's sleeve and pulled it in front of him.
'Amitabha…...'
‘Uncle Monkey, you worry too much! You don't know who the little monk is, let alone a fake fairy, even a real fairy, as a teacher, there are ways to surrender her! Go! Go outside and try to buy something delicious and drink back. Remember, be decent! ’
‘Maybe, shall we keep her for a meal later? ’
After slapped away the opponent's monkey paws, Tang Xiaoseng smiled and retorted his uncle monkey, and commanded the opponent arrogantly, so as not to prevent the opponent from ruining his good deeds.
After all, a man and a woman are indeed lone men and women, but two men and a woman are not counted as such. Therefore, a certain dead monkey with no wink is obviously redundant.
‘! ! ’
‘Why? After all the sutras are taken, you kid still dare to call on my grandson? Don't go! Don't go! ! ’
‘Really not going? ’
‘Don’t go to death! ! ’
‘...’
Seeing that the other party just shook his hands and quit, and lay down on this large sofa without a seat and pretended to scratch his feet and watched the TV, Tang Xiaoseng had no choice but to think about the refrigerator in addition to bread and frozen buns. There is really nothing else left, even if he doesn't even have tea fruit seeds, he can only grit his teeth and plan to talk to the other party first.
"..."
"Ha! Two of you, yours here is really unique..."
After watching for a while, Natasha shook her head, and then sat down by the small coffee table in front of her without thinking of herself as an outsider, and then said to the bald-headed man who could not wait to sit opposite her.
Of course, "chic" and everything are all her excuses, because the place where these two men live looks messy and dirty. The floor seems to have not been dragged for several days, and there are all kinds of food on the coffee table. The leftover fast food boxes are also thrown everywhere, and she might not come here if it is not for the mission. What kind of "chic" is this?
"Amitabha……"
"I don't know where this beautiful lady is. This year, what are you doing in the humble house?"
Tang Xiaoseng proclaimed the Buddha's name, then sighed secretly while squinting at the face of the other person's body full of evil, murderous and demonic aura!
Obviously, this kind of evil spirit must be his target that Tang Xiaoseng must surrender and influence! His little monk said: "If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell"? Therefore, Duhua was destined to cause disaster to the world, and was destined to cause boundless killing of evil spirits, so he still did not dare to bother his uncle monkey to deal with it.
"!!!"
How dare you ask your own age?
You know, her age is one of the highest-level secrets of Bear Shield, and her age is also forbidden by her black widow Natasha!
Therefore, her eyelids couldn't help but jump, and after her not-too-not-too-so-favorite attitude towards the other party plummeted to the bottom, she took a deep breath and felt that today we should not talk to the glamorous bald head in front of her. More, or is it better to go directly to the subject?
"Okay, stop talking nonsense!"
"I'm not selling insurance, and you are not ordinary people. Let's just say it today! But before that, I think you might know this person, right?"
Natasha glanced at a few meters away and was lying on the sofa pretending to be watching TV, but the outside light of her eyes kept moving towards the No. 2 target that she couldn't help looking at. Then, she suddenly reached out from a slot in her hip. He took out a small photo and pressed it gently on the table, pushing it in front of the little bald head who seemed to be the leader.
"!!!"
"Is that kid?!"
Monkey King sat up from the sofa and gritted his teeth bitterly! Obviously, he recognizes each other, and he doesn't really like the little girl in that photo! !
"Amitabha……"
"I wonder what is the relationship between this female donor and Aunt Annie in the photo? Where is she now?"
After stunned, Tang Xiaoseng slightly concealed the traces of surprise and doubt in his heart with a Buddha's hoop.
He did recognize the little girl in that photo. Of course, the relationship between him and the other person should be called an aunt in terms of generation... It's just that he started to learn language and talents since he was a child. When Tiandi started to remember things, he more often called the other's sister or aunt.
"well!"
"Just know it!"
Natasha nodded, but she didn't tell the other party about her relationship with the little guy and where the other party is now, because she didn't even know the question behind.
"First introduce myself: My name is Natasha Romanov and I am an agent of the Bear Shield. Have you heard of us Bear Shield? Two days ago, my two colleagues tried to contact I passed you, but you ran away!"
"So, I came here today!"
After speaking, Natasha raised her eyes and glanced at the middle-aged man who came over and seemed a little unhappy, because she had no idea why the other party would be so disgusted with their little guy, and This bald guy here has another attitude?
"My old grandson wants to correct it! We didn't run at that time, we just didn't want to conflict with you in the government..."
"Humph!"
After speaking, a certain monkey glanced at the photo again and found the nasty smile that was still fresh in his memory. After realizing that he did not admit his mistake, he snorted.
"Similarly, we don't want to conflict with you!"
"But, maybe you don't know yet? This little girl, she is one of the top leaders and founders of our Bear Shield. Maybe, maybe we may be a family?"
Natasha tapped her finger on the desktop where the photo was, patiently speaking with the other party's Eastern-oriented grammar.
"!!!"
"You are Aunt Anne's subordinates? That's great, of course we are a family, can we not be a family? This sister, we must have a good chat today!"
After the initial shock, Tang Xiaoseng quickly recovered his previous slouchy appearance, and he stood up hurriedly, and then sat directly next to the opponent without seeing anything, just next to the opponent's arm. Sat down.
"Tsk!"
This thief is bald! !
A certain monkey had a dark face and sat directly on the vacant seat of the other party. He planned to sit here and listen to what else the female demon wanted to say.
"..."
Glancing at a certain custard on a snake stick, Natasha grinned, and then moved her seat quietly. Because she prefers the kind of muscular hunk, such as the US team or the Hulk, and it will never be the custard niche around her who has skin that is whiter and tender than her! !
"Talk about it!"
"Who are you guys? Where are you from? I need to understand your origins first!"
Now that some topics have been discussed, since it is certain that the other party is indeed not an enemy, and there may be some connections, Natasha calmly pressed a button on the universal tool on her left wrist and turned it on. After checking the recording equipment, he began to ask.
"Amitabha……"
"Female donor, didn't the little monk just said it?!"
"??"
"what did you say?"
"The poor monk's common name is Tang Xiaoseng, who came from the Eastern soil and the Great Song Dynasty, and his dharma name is Sanzang, also called Tang Sanzang! He is the second disciple under the seat of Tathagata Buddha. He is the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi. He went to the west to worship Buddha and ask for sutras. Leiyin Temple received the title of Tan Tan Gongde Buddha, and is still single..."
"As for the sharp-mouthed monkey on the cheeks of the female donor, his legal name is Sun Wukong, not to mention the layman's name! He used to be a small official who put horses in the heavenly court, but now he is a poor monk's bad guy, so he has the light of the poor monk. , Was sealed and defeated the Buddha... But the female benefactor didn’t care about him, because he had already married, and there was a lady from Hedong Lion Roar in the family, who was the second disciple of Pansi Great Cemetery. Don't mess with it!"
Tang Xiaoseng completely ignored the horribly dark face of a certain monkey, and directly said what he said and what he shouldn't, and he still didn't give the slightest face?
"..."
"Don't you think I haven't read "Journey to the West"? Tang Sanzang is obviously from the Tang Dynasty, shouldn't it come from the'East Earth Tang'?"
No matter if what the other party said is true or false, but Natasha firmly believes that the description in "Journey to the West" she read, Tang Sanzang is indeed from the Tang Dynasty, and she would not believe the inexplicable things that the other party made up casually like this Words!
How about Tang Sanzang and Monkey King, do you really think she, the black widow, is a fool? !
"Amitabha……"
"The female donor is misunderstood! The little monk has read "Journey to the West" in the past two days. However, the little monk dared to use the name of the Buddha to guarantee that the Tang monk written in that book is not like a little monk at all! Moreover, the female fairies are also Not as bad as it is written in the book?"
"Also, the white bones sister is very gentle. His wild monkey dared to have a look, let alone three times. Once a poor monk dared to do a few games with him, is it really a display of the poor monk's stick?! "
"That's the same with the seven spider sisters, don't you not smell it: On the spot in March, the fairy wind blows Su Chanjuan. Sweat is soaked in powder, and the moth brow willow with smoke. The green sleeves hang down and the jade bamboo shoots, The long skirt obliquely tugged Jin Lian. A few kicks to stop Jiao weak, Yun Yun's fluffy bun?"
"The little monk misses you so much..."
"Also! Xiezijing and the king of the Xiliang Women's Kingdom are a good pair. The poor monk has the most say in this matter, but what kind of messy things are written in the book?"
Talking about it, Xiaoseng Tang began to protest without covering up his head, and began to arouse injustice for himself and his confidantes.
"but……"
"Second Uncle Pig and Third Uncle Sha have the most accurate descriptions. The dead pig is surprisingly lazy, and the third uncle is also bald. He will and slippery all day long. The poor monk has missed several times and was caught by monsters. If you don't save it, you turn around and run?"
"It's really unreasonable!!"
"correct!"
"Finally, correct it: the poor monk is actually not riding a white dragon horse, but the little donkey under the Great Celestial throne of my master Pansi. She is a female and a fairy! However, she has not come with us yet. To the place outside of your Fanbang..."
In one sigh of relief, Tang Xiaoseng said so much to Suanian in front of the stunned Bear Shield agent Natasha. Of course, given the unpleasant face of a certain uncle monkey sitting opposite, he didn't dare to say some ugly things about him, such as hooking up with his sister-in-law Princess Iron Fan?
"..."
"Do you think I will believe?"
Seeing that the other party was talking about a lot of inexplicable things, and it didn't sound like a truth at all, Natasha pulled off her face with a professional smile. Because, she felt that whether it was investigated by the agents of the Bear Shield or what she asked now, they were all false!
"Amitabha……"
"The little monk just said everything is true, why doesn't the female donor believe it?"
After sighing helplessly, Tang Xiaoseng didn't understand. He was already frank with each other. Why didn't the other party believe him? Sure enough, the ancients did not deceive him. This is exactly what he said, ‘He had his heart to the bright moon, but the moon shines on the ditch’!
"As far as we know, the myths and legends in "Journey to the West" are all completely fictional. The gods, demons and ghosts in it have never appeared before..."
Natasha sneered and looked at the two dishonest guys in front of her, thinking about countermeasures in her heart. She felt that she had to find a way to get them to explain honestly.
"Amitabha….."
"The Thor in the Avengers of your Bear Shield, isn't he also a character in mythology? Why can he appear, I can't wait?"
"!!!"
"You still know him, it seems that you have a lot of knowledge of us recently?"
Natasha was a little surprised, and suddenly she was speechless...
"of course!"
"The poor monk is not talented, and he has a lot of experience in mind reading! Therefore, the poor monk already knows what the female donor thinks in her heart!"
If he could not read his mind, how could he hook up with so many fairies and become ‘good teachers and helpful friends’ with so many goddesses, fairies and monsters?
"!!!"
Huh!
"You actually know the telepathic ability of Professor X?!"
Natasha was so frightened that she thought that the little bald head in front of her, like the old bald head of Professor X, would be able to read the thoughts and memories of others without physical contact, and at the same time he could use it. Being able to deprive and control the thinking of others and at the same time control the ability of others to act, she stood up directly and stepped back in terror.
If the other party really has the same ability as Professor X, I am afraid she has just leaked many secrets of Bear Shield and exposed all of her to the other party! Of course, what is more terrifying is that she is afraid that the other party will control herself because of this. That is the most deadly!
Sure enough, what the little guy Annie said was true. No one with a bald head is a good person, whether it is Professor X or the bald head who claims to be closed, or their Mr. Director?
"Good, good..."
"Don't be nervous for the female benefactor. The poor monk is really not malicious, and the poor monk is really the Tang monk...or can you say it is the Song monk? Also, the poor monk's mind-reading skills are not as powerful as you think..."
"No matter, the verbal explanation is pale and feeble after all, Uncle Monkey, you should change it to her, otherwise she will definitely not believe it!"
There was no way, so he explained two sentences. Seeing that the vigilance on the other side's face became stronger, and after seeing the guy trying to fight them, Tang Xiaoseng had to turn his head and sit there watching the play and never did not. Said a certain monkey who said.
"Why?"
"You won't change yourself?!"
A certain monkey seemed reluctant to be called by a certain thief, so it seemed hesitant.
"Amitabha!"
"The little monk was born like this, Uncle Monkey, how do you want the little monk to change?!"
"..."
"Okay, okay! I'm afraid of you!!!"
puff!
It seems to be the same after thinking about it, and seeing that the woman is indeed a little too nervous, Sun Dasheng, who wanted to relax the atmosphere a bit, thought about it, sighed helplessly and stood up.
"The Monkey King who defeated the Buddha by the Monkey King and the Monkey King is here!!"
"How about, little lady Natasha, my grandson looks imposing and domineering?!"
Soon, as someone changed his body, a monkey king who wore chain gold armor, phoenix wings and purple gold crowns, stepped on lotus roots, and held a golden hoop stick in his hand, was about two meters in size. He appeared in the living room of this house, and the Ruyi golden hoop in his hand just lightly slapped on the ground, easily piercing the thick wooden floor into a cracked pit.
"This……"
"How are you?!"
Seeing the change of the other party, Natasha, who was still hesitant to pull out her weapon and withdraw first, was completely shocked. Then, she stared at the middle-aged man with a bowel movement and the slowly appearing. Out of the small bald head in the awkward gray-brown monk robe before.
"..."
"You... are you really the characters in "Journey to the West" in that fairy tale?!"
For a long time, Natasha, who was not an ordinary person and knew many mysteries in this world, after thinking about the gods such as Thor in the Bear Shield and the legendary Odin, she suddenly felt that now It seems that the task in another fairy tale is not unacceptable?
"Replace it like a fake!"
"Female donor, can we sit down and continue to talk? It's not the first time you have seen a god, so you can't talk to the little monk with a normal heart like your Thunder God?"
"..."
"Then why did you come to us? Why have we never found your trace before?"
"Amitabha! This thing is hard to say..."
"To be precise, we are not in this realm. I waited for the four masters and apprentices to enter this place by mistake!"
"Mistakenly?"
"How did it come? Spaceship? Spell? Or portal?!"
Natasha, who walked slowly over, suddenly asked expectantly, because she felt that she herself seemed to have discovered some secrets that S.H.I.E.L.D. had always wanted to understand why these people appeared in their world! It is likely that it will help them to overcome their current difficulties and be able to deal with the increasingly chaotic situation?
"neither!"
"what is that?"
"The little monk's own. In the blink of an eye, the four little monks and apprentices discovered that we were in this world for no reason..."
"really do not know……"
"I don't know, the Buddha can testify!"
"..."
"Is he really Monkey King?"
"Female donor, can his monkey look deceive people?"
"Then you will change seventy-two? You really have been crushed under Wuzhi Mountain for five hundred years?!"
"!!!"
"Fuck off! My grandson has no time to talk to you!"
"The female benefactor, I have said that it is better to have no books than to believe in books. He was not surrendered by the Buddha, but was turned into thick water by the Guanyin sister's Yang Zhiyu purification bottle!"
"And Guanyin?!"
"..."
Finally, after gaining mutual trust, Natasha sat down again, and communicated with the legendary Monkey King Monkey and Tang Sanzang at close range.
After a full hour of chatting, she thoroughly understood what she wanted to understand, and Natasha, who was somewhat satisfied, unspokenly gave a certain thief monk who didn’t know when to sit next to her and put her waist down gently Pushed to the side and got up from the seat.
"Well, two!"
"I have written down what you said. Since you are indeed more decent people and there is no danger, I will report your information and get you a new ID card as soon as possible! Then you will No need to use magic tricks to confuse others!"
"and also!"
"Please stop picking leaves to make money and deceive people... Didn’t you find out? The tree in your yard and the one from your neighbor’s house are about to be picked up by you, others I have complained to the community several times!"
Before she was ready to leave, Natasha told the report she had seen before and some things that needed the attention of these two people.
"!!!"
"Amitabha, good and good..."
"Female donor, have you all discovered such a small thing?!"
"Hey! Dead monkey! Uncle Monkey~! As the saying goes, rabbits don’t eat grass at the edge of their nests. Can’t you pick them elsewhere?!"
Hearing the fact that the two of them used leaves to change money into money was shaken by this Natasha, a certain Tang Xiaoseng who was still grinning immediately changed his face, and then he used a painful expression to do something unfavorable. The monkey scolded angrily.
You know, the two of them are true Buddhas!
The scandal of two real Buddhas using leaves to turn banknotes was discovered by the banshee in front of them, and it seems to have been recorded in the database of the other party’s bear shield bureau. If this kind of thing is spread out in the future, How can I be born? !
"My grandson is a monkey, not a rabbit!!"
"The dead thief is bald, my grandson is your uncle monkey, don't scream monkeys all day long, no big or small! If you have the patience, you can change your own money, don't spend my grandson's money!!"
Turning his head and looking out of the yard, he found that the two trees in the yard were indeed bald and a bit obvious. After that, a certain monkey blushed rarely. Fortunately, his face was always red after he became a monkey. Yes, plus thick hair covering, so he soon left that kind of little thing behind.
"you!!"
"Good, good..."
"Female donor, I made you laugh, the poor monks are not strict, it's a sin..."
Thinking that I did not spend less money on the other side these days, I felt that Tang Xiaoseng, who seemed to be a little unreasonable, could only declare the Buddha's name in embarrassment. After forgiving his evil deeds, he smiled and looked at that A slightly surprised female donor.
"..."
"Forget it! Even if your business is over, our Bear Shield Bureau has no way to send you back for the time being. You will continue to live here during this time! But remember, don’t use your abilities to hurt people. And don't change money randomly, we will pay you every month!"
"Of course, if you want, you can also find a job by yourself?"
In fact, Natasha does not object to these people changing money, but the time for the other party to change money is really too short. The short two or three days, and the more than one week, the truth is revealed. Those stores and banks still think it is. Thief!
Then, the matter began to be reported layer by layer, and finally the case was filed in the Bear Shield, and if they did not merge the reconnaissance and came to the truth, they would almost think it was something different. The human race is using that nasty mutation ability to do evil!
"Amitabha……"
Tang Xiaoseng was noncommittal and did not dare to answer the countermeasures, because it is easy to change from frugality to luxury, and it is difficult to change from extravagance to frugality. They are accustomed to lavish flowers and leaves, how could they easily change in this flowery world?
"Female benefactor, I don't know if I can appreciate the face and go with the little monk to have dinner outside?"
Seeing that they were busy with their business, and seeing the two people chatting happily before, Tang Xiaoseng felt that it seemed that their relationship could go further?
"..."
"It seems that our agent's comments on you as a monk are indeed correct. Do you really want to soak me?"
Natasha Huazhi smiled tremblingly, seeing a certain monk's eyes almost straight.
"Amitabha……"
Tang Xiaoseng, who had a play in the secret road, whispered a Buddha's name, and began to wonder where he should go later.
"but……"
"You might not know it yet? When I was on the mission, many men like you were quietly killed by me, so they were all called black widows, and none of the men who fell into my hands had a good end. Yes! How about it, bald brother, do you still want to tease me?
With a sweet smile, Natasha stepped forward two steps, stretched out her hand to caress the opponent's cheek that was smoother and more delicate than her own, and then forced the inexplicable feeling in her heart and molested her.
"Good, good..."
"The female donor, please rest assured, the little monk obtained the Bodhi after taking the scriptures from Xitian. He has a body that is indestructible and invaded by all evils. And because of his merits, he is deeply honoured by Tan Kung and Virtue Buddha. Little monk!!!"
What about the Black Widow?
In Tang Xiaoseng's world, as long as it is a fairy, he will all surrender! As long as it is a fairy, there is nothing he cannot surrender, so he is very confident! !
"!!!"
"You're just Kefu!!"
Due to professional needs, Natasha, who has in-depth research on Eastern culture, spit on the opponent fiercely, and then pushed two steps away. It took a long time to hold back and pull out the gun and try to shoot the opponent in the head. , After seeing if the other party’s impervious body is a fake impulse, he decides that it is better to leave here soon?
Because she is Natasha Romanoff, she is the Black Widow, she is the most powerful elite agent of the Bear Shield, and also the Avengers, so there is no doubt that they are agents who control their emotions. One of the most basic skills.
"..."
"Goodbye you two, remember what I just said, as long as you don't mess around, our Bear Shield will not embarrass you too much. Let's do this for now..."
call!
After speaking, after a sigh of relief and another big wink at some bald butter monk, Natasha turned her head and turned around and walked out of the gate.
"Amitabha, good and good..."
Looking at the other person’s back, looking at the other person’s perfect figure under the tight leather jacket, and then unconsciously glanced at the other person’s hips and locked it, Tang Xiaoseng opened his mouth, but in the end he didn’t say anything to keep the other person. It just whispered a Buddhist name.
"Tsk tut!"
"Little monk, it seems that little girl doesn't like your little white face very much! What, do you need Uncle Monkey to help take her down?"
A certain monkey who was holding a remote control and turned back to watching TV looked like a human. After hearing the roar of the car engine coming from outside and getting further and further away, he turned around and used that nasty thing, The eyes that only men can understand teased.
"It's okay, it's a long day!"
"Amitabha……"
It's not a good thing to be rushed, besides, knowing that the other party is from the Bear Shield, knowing that the other party is connected to his auntie Anne, after knowing each other's contact information, is he still afraid of not having a chance?
"..."
"Uncle Monkey, the little monk is a little hungry. Should we find something to offer sacrifices to the five internal organs?"
Although it is easy to stay hungry without food, if there is a delicious meal to eat, Tang Xiaoseng will definitely not refuse!
Moreover, he is not picky about eating, not avoiding meat and fish, not drinking alcohol, what to eat, as long as it is delicious, he is absolutely not taboo, and he is absolutely good at serving, and he will definitely not be like the one written in some specious travel notes. Eat vegetarian food!
Because, even in fruits and rice noodles, there are countless lives, and even the breathing air contains countless bacteria or viruses. Are they not life? ‘One flower, one world, one leaf, one bodhi’ is not just mindfulness.
and so,
The so-called abstinence from eating meat and fish is completely self-deception, and it is destined to not attain bodhi... After all, if you cultivate your mind first, you must restrain your own desires, and you are destined to be unable to complete it. Of course, this is his view of Tang Xiaoseng, he can't control what others think!
"!!!"
"My grandson is not free now, don't you know how to make a phone call or order a takeaway with your smartphone?!"
Sun Dasheng, who was lying back on the sofa, didn't want to move now. He just wanted to stay at home and watch TV, not going anywhere!
"but……"
"Little monk has no money..."
"Tsk!"
"Okay, you call to order food first, and later my grandson will go outside and pull a few branches back, and then we will have money!"
It is impossible not to pull the branches, and it is even more impossible to find a job. He has become a Buddha, and this monkey student cannot find a job anymore... So now, his Sun Dasheng feels that according to the current state of their master and apprentice Before the salary of the Bear Shield Bureau was in place, it seemed that only by using magic leaves to make money out of it, could we maintain a basic life?
"This……"
"But the lady from the official family just now, the female benefactor from the Bear Shield Bureau, said that she wouldn't let us pull the branches of our yard and the next door?"
Obviously, Tang Xiaoseng, who heard that his uncle Monkey’s life remained unchanged, and wanted to pull the branches to make money, was a little hesitant, because if that kind of thing hadn’t been discovered, it would be fine, but now, if someone knows about it, go. Is it a bit bad to pull leaves?
Although using leaves to change money is the easiest and most Zen-like... But if you change to using toilet paper, it doesn't seem to be unacceptable?
"!!!"
"My old grandson pulls the branches of his own tree, what do you do with her?!"
"Amitabha……"
"Uncle Monkey is right! But the leaves in our house are now very protruding, and if you pull it off, only the branches are left..."
"Then talk to neighbors!"
"..."
"Uncle Monkey, they have complained many times..."
"rest assured!"
"It's a big deal, my grandson went to the park in the northeast, and there should be no one going to complain to my grandson again!!!"
"Good, good..."
"Now that's the case, it's settled! Little monk, I want to order a luxurious meal! In addition to burgers and grilled chicken and French fries, what else would you like Uncle Monkey?"
Seeing that the discussion had been done, Tang Xiaoseng immediately picked up the microphone and pressed the number he was already familiar with.
The mortals in this world have become more and more extraordinary. He discovered that they are almost omnipotent from the sky to the underground sea, isn't it? Even the tall clairvoyance and wind ears that only Heaven could use in the Song Dynasty, they can now be popularized in every household!
"let me see……"
"Or ~EbookFREE.me~ just have some more cakes of that kind!"
"What kind of pie?"
"That's the kind of Bodhisattva with meat, it needs beef stuffing!!"
"Amitabha! Good, good, good!"
"Uncle Monkey, the little monk must correct you, that is not a bodhisattva, and a bodhisattva cannot eat it. The one we have eaten several times is called pizza..."
"..."
"It's alright! It's okay to know what that means. You are really bald as a thief!!"
"..."

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