Chapter 1009: My Buddha, why don't you ferry me and not her?

After all, it was only a short week later, and the black supercar of the black widow Natasha had to drive to the courtyard of a certain flower monk and grandson monkey again.
"..."
Looking at the two crooked-necked young oak trees in the other’s yard, and looking at the lush plants in the courtyards of other people’s yards in the communities on both sides, Natasha took a deep breath. He took off the sunglasses from the bridge of his nose, his face was black, and he walked directly to the house of a guy who was waiting for her in front of the door with a smile.
"Amitabha……"
"Natasha benefactor, I heard the oriole screaming on the branch this morning, but I didn't expect you to come here in the afternoon, and it is a great honour to make the humble house flourish!"
Although the other party didn't know why his face was stinking, Tang Xiaoseng still greeted the other party with a hippy smile, and while gently closing the door, he smiled and looked at the other party.
"I said……"
"Two, what's going on outside, can't you be honest?!"
After coming in, Natasha did not sit down, but hugged her arm directly, hiding the turbulent waves in her chest and blocking the wretched gaze of some two guys, before squinting slightly and looking at the living room of the house. The two of them questioned.
"Female donor, what does this mean?"
Tang Xiaoseng looked at his Uncle Monkey, and only after he found that the other person was at a loss, he asked.
"You still have the face to ask?"
"Didn’t Xiong Shields pay you a salary, why did you go to pull branches to make money? Do you know that you were complained by people in your community again, and they all said that the greening of your home is not good. They have been maliciously destroying trees, seriously affecting their mood when they go to work in the morning!!"
Pointing to the two crooked-necked oak trees outside the window with only two-digit leaves and some buds, Natasha covered her curly forehead with a headache, she no longer knew how to go. Say the two guys in front of me who have never changed.
"Amitabha! Good, good, good..."
Looking out the window and seeing the two bare trees, Tang Xiaoseng was stunned, then folded his hands and closed his eyes, chanting aloud the Buddha's name, and began to pretend to be deaf and dumb.
He said that the matter had nothing to do with him, because ah, the tree was really not his Tang Xiaoseng talking about, he is innocent, if you have anything, go to his monkey uncle, he really doesn't know... …Or, at best, it's just an unreported charge?
"!!!"
"Wu Nafan Bang Tortoise Sun!"
"My old grandson pulls his own tree branch, and what do they do? My old grandson has been complained about his tree. But now, my grandson is pulling his own tree, and they still complain about it. The reason?!"
"My grandson's tree just likes to be so bald, and my grandson's master is also a bald, they love to look at it, don't watch it!!"
Hearing that Pina Tasha, the little girl in front of him, was making trouble because of this kind of thing, a certain Monkey Monkey King, Monkey King, threw away the remote control, completely ignoring the appearance of the battery collapsed when it fell to the ground. , Jumped up directly from the sofa, just so shirtless, wearing a pair of beach pants, and grinning blindly.
To be honest, if it wasn't because of the recent economic tensions, and the money issued by the Bear Shield was too small to be enough for them to spend, or because sometimes he was lazy to go to long distances to pull branches, would he be guilty of pulling his own tree?
"okay!"
"Sun Dasheng, don't talk about it. I am not here today for this matter. Our bureau will send someone to deal with the issue of trees. Just assume that I have not said it!"
Seeing that the other party continued to curse, Natasha hurriedly stretched out her hand to signal the other party to stop.
Because, she did come here today because of something else. As for the two trees outside the door, she just looked at it as an eyesore and mentioned by the way. Besides, the Bear Shield Bureau has already placed an order with the relevant department, and someone from the Greening Company will be replaced by tomorrow at the latest. When the time comes, the two of them will talk casually. Once they are finished, the Bear Shield Bureau will continue to send people. It's not a big deal anyway!
"Humph!!"
After a cold snort, a certain monkey hurriedly jumped back to his sofa, then leaned on his butt, and squatted under the sofa to find the two batteries that he had just scattered the remote control.
"Oh?"
"Does Natasha female donor have other things? Did you agree to the little monk's previous invitation, and plan to make time with the little monk for dinner?"
If that's the case, then he should prepare well later, for example, to see if he has a suitable dress, and make a hairstyle or something by the way.
"..."
However, Natasha, who was about to talk about business, opened her mouth, and finally had to give up reluctantly, and instead glanced up and down at the flower monk who wanted to invite her with some playful eyes.
"Why did the female donor look at the little monk with this look? Is there something wrong with the little monk's face?"
After touching his face subconsciously, Tang Xiaoseng found that his face was still so handsome, and there was no dirt or lipstick stuck on it, and he asked inexplicably.
"..."
"We at the Bear Shield Bureau have statistics. In the ten days since you arrived on our planet, you have hooked up with at least ten women, right?"
"To be honest, you'd better die as soon as possible, I don't like a flower monk like you at all!"
From Natasha's point of view, the guy in front of her was just like the former Tony Stark! However, Tony Stark is still selective at any rate, and he has almost been converted after he has Pepper Poz. How can he go arrogantly with his strength like the one in front of him?
"In my opinion, a guy like you is like a wolf. When you are hungry, you will look for prey, turn around and leave when you are full. You have not seriously considered the feelings of others, or you have not even seriously liked it. Once, I don’t even know how to like someone?"
"Of course, you are the kind of incredible gods. We people on earth are just mortals. Maybe you think that what you do is right. Maybe I say it's all wrong?"
Of course, Natasha felt that it was more likely that these so-called fairies had never cared about the thoughts of ordinary earth women like them? After all, she has seen a lot of powerful guys, as well as those so-called superior ‘gods’ attitude towards ordinary earthlings.
and,
If it weren't for the need of work, I'm afraid that Natasha would be 11 million people unwilling to deal with this flower monk, right?
"Amitabha, good and good~!"
"Female donor, you are not a little monk, how do you know that I don't have a little monk?"
Tang Xiaoseng asked back, as the saying goes, is it the happiness of the fish? You know, Tang Xiaoseng's thoughts, but his old lady can't guess it. The woman in front of him just met him twice, and then judged him based on some investigations, which is too arbitrary.
At the very least, we should make a conclusion after interacting with him and having in-depth communication?
"Do not!"
"Sorry! I never believe that there will be a flower monk!"
Natasha shook her head confidently. The minds of their agents are extremely determined. Once they have their own judgments and leave some kind of good or bad impression in their hearts, there are some people and things. It is difficult to be changed again.
"I had my heart on the bright moon, but the bright moon illuminates the ditch..."
"No more, Amitabha!"
"Female benefactor, since you think so, just do whatever you want... Little monk, I will go upstairs to recite sutras. I haven't done this morning class yet. Now I have to make up for it. Although the little monk has become a Buddha. No one dares to blame it or not, but if you are a monk for a day, you always have to recite the sutra for a day."
After staring at each other's firm eyes for a long time, Tang Xiaoseng thought about it for a while, so he smiled and shook his head, without explaining much, he just announced the Buddha's horn in such a lonely manner and turned and left.
"and many more!"
"I still have nothing to say!!"
Seeing that the other party was about to leave, seeing the other person's back who couldn't tell what it was like, it was Natasha's turn to be stunned, but she quickly reacted and planned to call the other person out loud.
It's like what she said, she came here today, but there is really something to ask the two gods who know how to eat, drink and have fun in front of them, but you can't let the other party just leave.
"Needless to say, the little monk knows what the female donor's coming is. Since it is Aunt Anne's business, it is my business. Tomorrow, I will deal with Uncle Monkey."
"Amitabha!"
After speaking, a handsome young monk quickly disappeared from the stairs in the living room, apparently already going upstairs.
"..."
"Did I say something wrong just now?!"
She frowned, although she was a little unhappy that the other party used that kind of mysterious mind reading or other spells on herself, but after hesitating for a while, Natasha still turned her head and looked at someone who was actually watching Journey to the West. Asked Sun Dasheng, who was still judging several times when he remembered the series.
"..."
After a pause, a certain monkey who didn't want to talk at all, after thinking about it, finally pressed the pause button on the remote control.
"Natasha female donor..."
"Why don't you think, if not, you think that so many female fairies and women will fall in love with him with all their heart, and he can hook so many'fairies' so easily!?"
Monkey King sneered and looked at the black widow Natasha, and soon at the same time carefully listened to the movement upstairs with his ears sideways, and then continued with his voice under pressure:
"My old grandson told you that what I don't understand is actually you, a savage mortal! He wanted to ferry you, but you missed it..."
"Forget it, it's useless to tell you, my grandson should watch my grandson's TV series!"
A certain grandson monkey stood up, but soon he sat back and raised the remote control to press the play button.
"!!!"
"He still has a story? Can you tell me something?"
Natasha is still a little bit interested in gossip, especially the gossip of the gods, who is still a wrong judge.
"..."
After hesitating for a while, the finger of Monkey King who was going to press the play button still failed to press it, because that Natasha had already sat next to him and stared at him with the kind of eyes that made him feel bored, making him all over. Uncomfortable.
"Okay! My grandson tells you, but you must never pass it out!!"
After commanding the other party, a certain monkey sighed and remembered it.
"Before, many years ago, of course, my grandson is not talking about this world, but another world, before we go to learn the scriptures!"
"At that time, he had a childhood sweetheart named Bilian..."
"They grew up together, he is one year older than Bi Lian, and he has been sensible since he was a child, and he always protects and takes care of that girl..."
"Slowly, the two have grown up, and they really admire each other!"
"Only, the two have no destiny after all... Some things are destined for heaven and cannot be changed! He is destined to learn the sutras and become a Buddha, and she is also destined to be a mortal in this life and can only marry someone else! Xiuxian hopeless, can't get rid of the mortal dust, no one can help him, even if the Lord Buddha doesn't flee her, what will you do?
Having said that, a certain monkey sighed and shook his head.
Back then, if the little girl hadn't left us so early, maybe that little guy could help the little monk? But, where are there so many ifs in everything in the world?
So in the end, the little monk had to go to fetch the Western Classics with their three brothers, and the Bilian finally had to marry the son of the snake-like guy Xu Xian in accordance with the "parents' orders, the words of the matchmaking agreement" destined by the sky! Whenever he thinks of this, his Sun Dasheng himself is very angry!
"..."
"Fake? Go find her if you like it!"
Frowning, it was obvious that Natasha, who had other cultures, couldn't understand that kind of dog-blood thing.
"Hey! Looking for it? How do you know you didn't look for it?"
"You can learn from the experience. More than ten years have passed. Bilian has already become a woman, and the children can make soy sauce! Waiting for my masters and apprentices to go to Xitian to meet the Tathagatas, and more than ten years have passed. Her grave head is almost three feet tall!"
Speaking of this, Sun Dasheng couldn't help sighing slightly.
"Reincarnation is short, after turning into a handful of loess, even if you meet again, you are already a stranger..."
"Xianfan is different, she is not his her anymore, and he is no longer the same he used to be. After all, the two hearts cannot come together again. There is no more her under Bodhi. The only constant can only be care and affection. I can’t force it to do anything, and I can’t look back, how can I find it?"
"Heh! I can't find it if I want to find it..."
"Can't find it..."
While speaking, a certain monkey shook his head and sighed again and again.
He suddenly felt a little bit now, and finally understood what a little girl said back then... Now that I think about it, too, as the saying goes, weakness is the original sin. If you are not strong enough, then everything in the world will be the final say. After all, he can only become a pawn.
Because, he suddenly thought of the happy and happy Pansi Great Immortal...
Originally, he and she were also destined to have a destiny and undivided marriage, which was destined and'arranged' by heaven, but in the end it was changed abruptly by a little girl...that is the benefit of power. , If you are strong, you can do whatever you want, even the thief God and the gods and Buddhas dare not disobey the little girl! It's just that, after understanding the cause and effect, he doesn't know whether he should thank the other party for saving him in the accident, or he should hate the other party for ruining his ‘good deed’?
Maybe it's a little more thanks?
In any case, at least he still has his Jingjing, at least he doesn't need to feel the pain and regret that was woven by others in advance, that's enough.
"..."
Natasha blinked, she thought, why did she get more confused when she listened?
"Hi! My grandson advises you to stop thinking, you mortals don't understand."
"Hurry up, leave your things and go quickly. Since the little girl confessed, my old sun, mentor and apprentice must not neglect, you still don't disturb my old grandson watching TV!"
What should be said, what shouldn't be said, a certain monkey started pressing the remote control button while impatiently driving people.
"..."
Standing up silently, Natasha, who still doesn't understand the weird thinking of these so-called fairies, thought for a while, and then looked at the direction of the stairs, and silently took the two pieces she was commissioned to bring. The rune stone was placed on the table, then turned and twisted the waist and under the tights and left.
for a long time......
"Little monk! Uncle Monkey, I can only help you here. Remember what you said, you are responsible for cooking this month!"
After confirming that the black supercar outside had gone far, a certain monkey suddenly yelled at Tang Xiaoseng who had stopped chanting upstairs.
"Amitabha......"
"Uncle Monkey, don't worry, little monk can save it!"
...
at the same time……
In the old Huberian battlecruiser, in the chaotic storm zone at the hub of time and space, in this place now renamed as the Storm Academy, a wretched Yordle is being with five flowers. On a steel pillar, no matter how hard it tried, it struggled desperately, but it couldn't get away.
And a certain little girl Annie, Commander Jim Reynolds, and a certain pair of dog men and women are now watching with enthusiasm, planning to make the final persuasion to surrender.
"Introduce yourself first!"
"My name is Jim Reynolds. I am the commander of the Huberian. The one who caught you here is the Chief Anne Hasta of all of us. You can teach her the queen or the head of state. Anyway, she has many titles, so I won't say anything! As for the two here, they are the Paladin Renault Mograine and the priest Sally Whiteman, you have met them."
"We are now engaged in a great cause, fighting to maintain world peace!"
"Your name is Timo, you are a Yordle scout captain, from Bandel City, am I right? You are very strong, how is it, are you interested in joining our team and contributing to world peace? ?"
Click! !
When Jim Reynolds smiled and stretched out his hand, intending to untie the energy rope to express his sincerity, the other party suddenly stretched out his head and bit him severely?
Fortunately, he reacted quickly and withdrew his hand dangerously before being bitten by the opponent.
"..."
"It seems that it doesn't plan to join us, do you want to send it back to the world of Runeterra?"
After looking at each other with his sister Sally Whitemane~EbookFREE.me~ Renault Mograine smiled and looked at their little cute master.
Obviously, he can see that not everyone will give them the face of the cute lord, especially the one in front of him who was caught by the Bear Shield several times, and was finally caught by them by relying on the bully. Little Timo?
"..."
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"Go ahead! Yordle, do you want to live?!"
?(ψ｀ー′)o?
There was no time to persuade the opponent slowly, and little Annie, who had no intention of letting him go, suddenly walked in front of the opponent, stretched out her hand, grabbed a ball of fire and placed it in front of the opponent.

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