Chapter 1048: ?Bear Shield is in a big trouble!

One of the top leaders of the Bear Shield, Chief Nick Fury's capable cadre, and also a member of the Avengers and an elite agent of the Black Widow Natasha Romanoff, and one of the current Avengers member and an elite of the Bear Shield Agents, nicknamed the Shockwave Girl, and even Daisy Johnson, who claims to be able to shatter the earth. The two serious and grim-looking female agents today drove together with several male agents to this rich man on the edge of Pelham Bay Park. People community, this house with house number 0309 is here.
That's right, this is the place where Tang Xiaoseng and his monkey uncle two real Buddhas live in seclusion, and it is also the place where the agents of the Bear Shield Bureau impatiently help people transplant several lush trees. Trees, but the weird place that can't be planted!
"Amitabha!"
"It’s really a great honor for the two big drivers to come here, and the little monk feels so honored...Come on, Natasha female donor, and Daisy female donor. I haven’t seen you for a few days. You have become even more beautiful, we Can you give me a hug?"
The arrival of Black Widow and Zhenbo Girl had obviously been predicted by Tang Xiaoseng long ago or had been counted.
Therefore, he did not wait for the two female acquaintances to knock on the door or ring the doorbell, he opened the door with a smile, and even reached out his hand graciously, as if intending to follow the etiquette of these savages. People come to hug and kiss each other?
For Tang Xiaoseng, many of the bad habits and living habits in these Fanbang barbarians are beyond the reach of his true Buddha from the heavenly kingdom! However, for other habits, he can be contented, such as seeing a strange and beautiful woman. Even if the two parties are not familiar with each other, he can hug and kiss each other in the name of etiquette without worrying about being caught. People shout indecent?
"Humph!"
‘...’
However, it is a pity, whether it is the black widow or the shock wave girl, both of them just coldly face or frown, and after signaling other agents to wait outside, they directly ignore a little white-faced thief monk who is about to come forward and hug them. Regardless of the opponent's open hands, they just went in from the other side respectively.
"Hi~ How are you Monkey King!"
‘Hello, Dasheng Sun! ’
After being shocked in this messy room, the two of them were sitting on the sofa with someone wearing beach pants and a floral shirt, and was sitting on the sofa while pulling their feet while watching TV, and turned into a human-like monkey friendly place. Nodding, it's considered hello.
"How are you..."
‘Sit down, take whatever you want, don’t be polite to my grandson! ’
A certain monkey didn’t pay much attention to the two people who came here not once or twice. Now he is familiar with everyone in the Bear Shield, he just waved his hand to indicate that the two people want to eat whatever they want. After picking it up on the coffee table with the other stinky foot, he continued to pick his other foot, and then from time to time he grabbed a handful of French fries from the table and ate it on his own.
"..."
"Thank you! I'm not hungry yet!"
Looking at the mess on the coffee table, I don’t know how long the junk food has been left, then look at the messy packaging bags and the melon seed shells everywhere, as well as the terrible hall environment on the side, Natasha After a twitch at the corner of his mouth, he stood in place with his arm and shook his head.
God knows how long the things have been left here, and some of them seem to be moldy. As long as she is not stupid and doesn't want her stomach to have a problem, she will definitely not go'polite' with the other party!
"I, I don't need to..."
Seeing those stinky socks on the table that I don't know who were actually put together with the food, the girl Zhenbo opened her mouth, and then she hurriedly waved her hands, holding her wrists and laughing and standing on the other side of the black widow.
"Amitabha, good and good..."
At this moment, maybe I saw the embarrassing expressions on the faces of two great beauties, maybe it was because my conscience suddenly discovered that I felt that my living environment with Uncle Monkey had indeed deteriorated too much?
Therefore, Tang Xiaoseng hurriedly folded his hands together and announced the Buddha's name. Then he didn't know what he had done. In the blink of an eye, the whole hall of the house was instantly clean and the floor was spotless, even Tang Xiaoseng's. That kind of bright and handsome little bald head can be reflected, even the'trash' on the table has instantly turned into a bunch of delicious fruits and delicacies?
"!!!"
"So amazing?"
The shock wave woman who had never seen the other party use this spell was obviously taken aback, and then after hesitating, she planned to step forward and take one of the things on the coffee table to eat?
"Hey!"
"I advise you not to do that, because it's just a trick for them, don't bother about those things!"
However, when the shock wave girl reached out too soon to grab a dessert that looked like some kind of group together, the black widow Natasha on the side quickly reached out and grabbed her.
If she remembers correctly, the place just now seems to be two groups of stinky socks that I don’t know who left them there? Therefore, if the shock wave woman doesn't want to bite down but finds that she is eating two stinky socks, it is best to stand honestly and not touch anything?
"what!!"
Hearing what the black widow said, the shock wave girl who recovered her senses hurriedly withdrew her hand.
"Cut~!"
Seeing that a certain thief monk used magical powers to please those two girls, the'Uncle Monkey' who was just taking care of his feet snorted and lay directly on the sofa, and then called the remote control with one hand. , Began to press aimlessly.
"Amitabha!"
"In that case, two female donors, please sit down, please use tea?"
Seeing that the two women stopped being fooled by themselves, but continued to stand still, Tang Xiaoseng was not annoyed, and directly waved his wide sleeves, and then a tray and four cups appeared in his other hand. Fragrant tea with the slightest heat and attractive fragrance.
"!!!"
"Hey! This is a good thing, you, the thief monk, are still hiding the good things that you brought in from the Xitian Tathagata?!"
Seeing that a certain thief monk was so generous and used this kind of fairy tea to entertain guests, a certain monkey roused his spirit and hurriedly reached out his hand. The right hand that was still picking his foot instantly became several meters long. Unceremoniously, he directly took a cup from the tray in Tang Xiaoseng's hand, and then hurriedly'sucked' and drank it.
"This is a good thing!"
"Daisy, you can try it too, I've had it once before, it's amazing!"
Finally, it is rare that when a monkey quickly took one of the cups, the black widow's eyes lit up, and she hurriedly reached out and took two cups from the tray, and then squeezed one of the cups directly into the hands of Zhenbo. After begging the other party to be polite, he hurriedly passed the green tea to his lips, and began to sip it.
"so amazing……"
"Is this some kind of space technology?"
After receiving the simple cylindrical cup that Natasha handed herself, she only felt that it smelled good, but she didn’t know the goodness of the tea, so she just studied it on her own. , Because she felt that the other party's spell just now seemed to be an application of some kind of space technology, which was somewhat similar to what they currently mastered by Xiong Shield?
"Ah!"
"Why, Tang Xiaoseng, you are willing to take out this kind of good thing. Have you moved some crooked thoughts again and still want to soak us?"
The black widow ignored the curiosity and inquiries of the shock wave the side, she just drank and smiled and asked jokingly at the handsome thief monk who was holding a cup and sipping it while sipping it. Tao.
The people in the Bear Shield had already known what the other party's virtues are, so if the other party thought they could treat them with something good and treat them differently, that would be a big mistake! Anyway, as long as the other party dared to take it out, she would not miss it, but if you want her to treat the other party differently because of this, then don't even think about it!
"Amitabha! Good, good, good..."
"Natasha's female benefactor misunderstood. The poor monk is a monk. The monk doesn't go shopping. The little monk just wants to wait for you, that's all!"
Hearing the other party's ridicule and seeing the jokes in those shrewd eyes, Tang Xiaoseng didn't feel annoyed, but only slightly slapped the chief with a smile and announced the Buddha's name.
Why he is willing to take it out naturally has his intention, and the shrewd, capable, vicious and vicious woman in front of him, like Shura, more like a fairy than a fairy, is naturally not easy to guess, and he will not easily say it. .
"Duhua?"
Natasha was stunned, and then she quickly understood what the ‘duhua’ meant by the other party’s mouth.
"I don't understand, does that make a difference?"
Natasha has seen a lot of Bear Shield’s previous monitoring and documentation of the thief monk in front of her. Naturally, she knows the meaning of the thief monk in the other party’s mouth, and she also understands how many women have been crossed by the other party. , So she sneered and turned her head slightly.
"Good, good..."
"Of course there is still a little bit..."
Strictly speaking, the "duhua" in his Tang Xiaoseng's mouth is obviously to be more elegant and more Buddha-like, and since he is a living true Buddha, he always has to pay attention to a little image and wording. Where can you say that kind of foul language casually?
"Humph!"
"What about her? Do you want to get there too? Also, last week, the second-level female agent of our Bear Shield, if I remember correctly, you got her too?"
Pointing to Daisy on the side, and thinking about the poor girl who was cheated by the other not long ago, the elite who was forced to disqualify from the field service and transferred to the internal service without training, Natasha was so angry Come in one place.
"Amitabha!"
"Natasha's female benefactor did not know that the king of Ksitigarbha had made a great ambition to cross the hell. As the saying goes,'the is not empty, you will not become a Buddha, all living beings are exhausted, and the bodhisattva'? Bodhisattva, is covered with endless life."
Tang Xiaoseng said without flushing his ears and without the shame or ashamed of being exposed by the other party.
"Why don't you take him? He said several times that he wants to learn Dharma and skills from you!"
With a sneer, Natasha pointed to Alfonso McKinsey, who was standing outside the yard with guards like an iron tower with the agents. The bald guy has always admired Tang Xiaoseng, but it’s a pity. The thief monk in front of him repeatedly refused the other party's request to be a teacher.
"Amitabha, he is obsessed with not enlightening, and he cannot be crossed!"
Tang Xiaoseng would not say that if the other party was a beautiful black girl, he would have gone to ‘cross-over’ the other party a long time ago, but unfortunately, the other party is a strong and muscular straight man, really not his food.
"What about him?"
Natasha pointed at Lance Hunter, who was also outside, who was extremely capable of fighting and had now been promoted to a field team captain and seventh-level agent of the Bear Shield.
"The ups and downs of the sea of ​​bitterness cannot be crossed!!"
Last time that guy broke him, Tang Xiaoseng's incitement to that Barbara Morse, now he still remembers the other party, how could he go to that kind of guy?
"But you just said you want to spend the rest of your life!"
After drunk all the incredible green tea in the cup, Natasha snorted and slapped the cup on the side table.
"Amitabha!"
"Little monk has always only ferryed people who are destined..."
It seems that because of a little embarrassment, Tang Xiaoseng finally laughed in a jealousy, even if a certain monkey on the side snatched his hand and took two sips of tea.
"Ok……"
"I probably understand, but Tang Xiaoseng, please stay away from us! Because we came here to find you today because we want to ask you to help us, not to play with you, that's very important!"
Seeing the shock wave the side seemed to have also discovered the benefits of the tea in the teacup and drank it after two guts, Natasha held her arms and stood in front of a certain thief monk and stared at the other person’s eyes with serious eyes. Said.
"Good, good..."
"Natasha female donor, please say, the poor monk will do what he can?"
Although I don’t like being called by others, since I refused to go back to my own world and go back to the Song Dynasty, as a price and exchange for being able to stay here and enjoy the various conveniences and privileges that Bear Shield brings to myself , When necessary, to help Bear Shield or the Huberian a little bit to do something within his capacity, it is definitely indispensable, he has no objection to this.
Therefore, after seeing the other party's expression, knowing that he is not joking or playing around now, he didn't say much, just announced the Buddha's horn to indicate that the other party can start.
"Is such that!"
"Recently, our Bear Shield, or it can be said that our universe is in big trouble! The X-Men who are closely related to our Bear Shield have a traitor!"
"And his name is-Deadpool, Wade Winston Wilson!!"
After looking at the door, she found that Alfonso McKinsey and Lance Hunter were still on duty outside. There was nothing unusual here, and she began to slowly put the deadpool into The X-Men and Professor X’s Wade Winston Wilson suddenly went crazy and attacked superheroes and important figures in the Bear Shield...
First of all,
The most representative and important person who was first attacked and killed by the opponent was the Fantastic Four!
That is to say, the body can be transformed into any shape imaginable. The rubber man Reid named Mister Fantastic, Reid’s girlfriend, and Johnny’s sister have the ability to be invisible, and they can control and launch powerful force field attacks. Su, known as the invisible woman, has the ability to control fire, can wrap his body with fire and launch an attack. Johnny, known as Thunderbolt, and his muscles all swell into orange-red rocks, so powerful?
Without warning at all, their four influential superheroes, who have been active on the front line against evil, were unluckyly killed and resurrected by the little girl in their bear shield, and then finally managed The guys who managed to restore their abilities, they died again this time.
However, this time they were not killed by their little Annie from the Bear Shield, but they were killed by the dead servant Wade who had some friendship with them, and even the enemy’s dead servant Wade was killed. If it was taken away, there was no possibility that the paladins or pastors of the Holy Light Church would rush to resurrect.
Secondly,
In addition to the Fantastic Four, there are many mutants and members of alien races, as well as the one on the moon that has a technology level hundreds of millions of years earlier than other life in the universe. As an observer of the multiverse, he will not participate. In the event of any life body in the universe, it is just the observer who will witness as a bystander!
God knows how the Deadpool got to the moon and caused all kinds of tragedies. Anyway, he succeeded. After killing a lot of strangers and successfully beheading the observer, he left happily, waiting for Xiong Dun When the bureau found out, all they saw were the terrible crime scene and corpses all over the floor...
If all the above just made Bear Shields feel puzzled and annoyed, then the next thing that bears Shields the most attention and urgently needs to solve the deadpool troubles is undoubtedly that the opponent is in full view, in the eyes of countless people Under the lens of the eyes and the camera, a battle with Spider-Man Peter Parker, and finally succeeded in a shot that completely shattered Peter Parker's head!
You know, that Deadpool's private friendship with Spider-Man Peter Parker is very good, but even that has become the target of attack, and even shot a headshot without hesitation. That kind of thing is really very serious. Worse, not to mention that Spider-Man is an important member of Bear Shield and the Avengers. An Avenger with roots is blatantly killed by Deadpool. The nature of this kind of thing is very serious. The blow is unprecedentedly huge, so no matter why the other party wants to do it, and no matter who is instructing and supporting the madman behind his back, Bear Shield must speak up and find ways to destroy the opponent as soon as possible, and the sooner the better. Kind!
And this is the reason why the Black Widow and the shock wave woman plus so many bear shield agents came to Tang Xiaoseng's house today.
"Amitabha……"
"Natasha's benefactor, that Deadpool, that little monk of Wade Winston Wilson also knows that he doesn't seem to be difficult to deal with, except for the troublesome regeneration factor, his superhuman endurance, intelligence, Abilities such as reflex and flexibility are still in the category of mortals. How can you bear it?"
After listening to Natasha’s description, even though Tang Xiaoseng had decided to take action, he still had some doubts in his heart...
Because, as far as he knows, the power of that Deadpool is completely worthless in his opinion. Even if the opponent can't be killed easily, it is trapped in order or sealed. He has a way for that kind of existence, and more I don't think that with the power of Bear Shield, there will be no way to target the opponent!
"It's not that I can't catch it, it's because he is cunning!"
"I don't know what's going on. He seems to have a lot of weird things in his hands, and he can often escape our surveillance and hunting. In addition, our Avengers are now on other planes and other planets. , The matter on the Huberian side has not yet been completed, it may take a lot of time to be called back, so our director had to let me come to you."
"You are very strong, and you all have the kind of'King Kong's incorruptible body' and'The inviolable body of all evil's. No matter the bullets and bombs, no one is more suitable to deal with that Wade, isn't it? "
Of course, it’s not that Bear Shield has no other candidates or can’t come up with other more powerful thugs. It’s just that Bear Shield is very busy now. Those powerful men, such as Hulk, Thor, Captain Marvel, etc., Not here on earth now, so Director Nick Fury thought about it, and finally asked her to find this guy in front of her.
As for the reason, of course not because the other party is the most suitable, but because the other party is the most idle!
Anyway, here in New York, or even here on Earth, the Bear Shield can directly assign them, except for the two nasty guys in front of them who stay at home all day long or run out to pick up girls at night, they are really looking for them. There are less than 100% who can defeat Deadpool and ensure that they will not be harmed.
"Amitabha……"
Nodded, Tang Xiaoseng put his hands together and announced the Buddha's name, indicating that he had accepted the task.
"Do not worry!"
"Little Natasha, there is my old grandson here, don't care about the dead waiter or the live waiter, I smashed the golden hoop weighing 13,000 catties down, and keep him straight into a meatloaf!!"
If it is someone else, such as the Asgardian Thor, who is equally strong in flesh and proficient in hand-to-hand combat, his Monkey King Monkey might not be able to guarantee that he can defeat the opponent, but if it is just a mortal with super reproductive ability, Even if ten thousand came, the wishful golden cudgel was smashed.
"When the time comes, you can just wait to take his rotten meat back, lock it up or burn it, that kind of trivial matter is not worth anything..."
"!!!"
‘? ? ’
"!?"
However, a certain grandson had just finished speaking. The four people in the house, including Tang Xiaoseng, Natasha, and the shocking girl, were surprised to see that the blazing light and energy suddenly came from them. Lights up in his body?
That was the last picture they could see, because in the next instant, the huge energy and strong light completely included the house No. 0309 in this rich district, directly forming a spherical high-temperature energy body. Then, the explosion formed due to the strong temperature difference instantly burned the bear shield agents who were on duty outside to gasification, and the houses, flowers, trees, insects, fish, birds, animals, pets, etc. in the entire wealthy area. All were ignited and burned instantly.
for a long time,
When everything returned to its original state, this wealthy area had become a sea of ​​fire. As for the four-person house just now, there was only a hemispherical glass-shaped lava pit that was still melting. , The four people and furniture in the house are long gone...
"Tsk tut..."
‘Look! The strong magnetic field of the Xiong Shield Bureau plus the thermal fusion reactor of 5 million degrees really works well, hum! What living Buddha, what Monkey King, what deity, are they still directly turned into ashes? ’
‘So, don’t be too arrogant, because life is like an endless disaster movie. Happiness is as short as the commercials in it. However, now it’s time for the last commercial break...’
‘Let me think, who should I kill next? ’
'Hum hum……'
When it was finally confirmed that there was no living thing in the crime scene in the distance, when it was confirmed that the thermal fusion reactor that was reduced by the Pim particles and successfully put into the tea water completely burned the four guys, and there was no ash left. After being resurrected by the holy light, a guy with a black eye and a red headgear threw away the monoscope that didn’t know where it came from, and started shaking his head and shaking his head sneakily and disappearing for an instant. Leaving, seems to be looking for the next target of the attack.
‘...’
‘…….’
And at this moment, above a certain big pit, a certain monkey and a certain handsome monk looked at each other face to face...
The reason why Deadpool Wade, who was just peeping in the distance, didn't find them, because they were all soul-like now! At this time, in the hands of Tang Xiaoseng's soul, there was a trace of true spirits of the Black Widow and the Shocking Girl. For those who had never practiced their souls, if they hadn't had his support, they would have never known where they would go.
"..."
"I said little monk, what happened just now, we are so good, why did you die?!"
Regarding the encounter between the two of them, Monkey King Monkey King obviously couldn’t accept it, because he just thought about going to kill a guy named Wade with a stick, but now, they were actually bombed. Up?
Moreover, don't even know how he died? !
"Amitabha……"
"Uncle Monkey, the little monk is also a little confused now..."
Tang Xiaoseng breathed a sigh of relief after seeing the soul of the female donor of the two villains in his palms.
"but……"
"Uncle Monkey, the little monk is sure that we seem to be killed by someone? And the bomb should be in your body?"
Thinking of the fact that a certain monkey had trot into other people’s stomachs on the way to learn from the past, Tang Xiaoseng’s face could not help but turned a little dark... They never expected that someone would dare to break ground on Tai Sui’s head. Use that kind of tricks to hit them and throw bombs in their stomachs?
"impossible!"
"My grandson is the immortal body of the King Kong, and even the alchemy furnace and the real fire of the elder Taishang failed to burn my grandson to death. How could he be killed by a bomb?!"
A certain monkey is seriously dissatisfied with the end of his life before he leaves the school. He still can't accept how they die for no reason and without warning!
Although, they are not really dead now?
"..."
"Uncle Monkey, are you afraid of the sun? Do you dare to run to the upper side?"
After pondering for a while, Tang Xiaoseng's Yang Shen soul suddenly asked.
"!!!"
"My old grandson is not crazy! It's okay for the soul to go in, but who would dare to go in physically if he is crazy?"
Without even thinking about it, a certain monkey scolded Tang Xiaoseng fiercely.
"That's right, the explosion just now is probably equivalent to throwing us into the sun in an instant..."
"Uncle Monkey, you must have seen the strong light just now. Look again. The lava below is still white and shiny. It must not lose the temperature of the sun... But fortunately it is only a moment and the range It’s small, otherwise, it’s not just the burning of this community."
"Amitabha……"
After speaking, Tang Xiaoseng lowered his head and announced the Buddha's name again. Obviously he felt guilty for the tragic death of those innocent people around him?
"Tsk! How outrageous! Mortals in this world are so terrible, even the gods dare to kill?"
A certain monkey began to rant and curse very uncomfortably, apparently expressing his dissatisfaction with the tragic death of his Monkey King again! Although physical death is not too unacceptable for their existence, it is better to have a physical body than nothing.
"Hey!"
"Well, you bald donkey! Didn't you say yesterday that there is no danger and no life worry? But look, we are all dead. Is this what you said there is no life worry?"
After chanting, a certain monkey leaned in front of Tang Xiaoseng, and almost didn't rush to bite the opponent.
"and also!"
"My old grandson was strange just now! Why are you willing to share all the things of the Tathagata Buddha? It turned out to be to keep their souls?!"
Looking at the two villains who were gradually consolidating in each other's hands, the monkey became even more angry.
He felt that if the other party could tell him what he had calculated earlier, maybe he would be a little more vigilant, and he might be able to successfully prevent a sneak attack by a malicious mortal?
"Amitabha……"
Tang Xiaoseng didn't explain, he just tried to maintain the souls of the two women in his palms, so that these two ordinary people who had never practiced their souls could keep a trace of true spirit under his protection.
In fact, Tang Xiaoseng had indeed considered that they deserved such a catastrophe, and had been secretly guarding... However, what caught him off guard was that he was only surprised at the end, but why now Are they both physically gone?
"Uncle Monkey..."
"Even if you know it in advance, do you and I have countermeasures?"
However, now that things have happened, he had to admit defeat, and prepared to protect the souls of the two women first, and ran back to the east to find his two apprentices. He found Second Uncle Pig and Third Uncle Sha, and let them spend this time. Protect them.
You know, this is not their original Da Song, and there is no Western Heavenly Bliss. Therefore, it is best for them not to stay outside in this state, especially staying in the sun for too long, because it is always a hindrance. of.
"..."
Humph! !
The monkey who was speechless had to turn his head awkwardly.
...
At the same time, the Bear Shield Steel Bear Main Base on the far back of the moon obviously detected the anomaly here...
‘Director! ’
‘The big thing is bad! Natasha, Daisy, that Tang Xiaoseng and Monkey King, along with Alfonso who went with them, are all dead! ’
‘We have detected the thermonuclear fusion reaction, the batch of backup controllable magnetic energy reactors that we were stolen! ! ’
Rarely, Phil Coleson, with a frightened expression, rushed to the office of Chief Nick Fury and reported the situation loudly in the first time.
‘! ! ’
'what did you say? ! ’
Obviously, Nick Fury must have not anticipated this situation, so he also opened his one-eyed eye with horror, and just ‘rubbed’ his seat and stood up.
‘Director! ’
‘Definitely that guy from Deadpool did it~EbookFREE.me~ Now Scott Lang is completely out of reach, we suspect that he has suffered an accident! Moreover, our satellite detected the fluctuation of the Pim particle near the explosion site. It must be controlled by Deadpool or obtained the Pim particle. He stole our reactor when he attacked the moon! ! ’
‘What are we going to do now? ! ’
Coulson boldly stated his guess and hurriedly asked, because now, he can only speculate and judge like this. Moreover, he also knows that the threat of Deadpool is on the rise, and they must pay attention to it, otherwise, the price that will be paid will definitely not be just like this!
‘...’
"Let me think about..."

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