Chapter 1056: ?*??(???*)??*? The bustling jade...
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Shadow Bear Tibbers’ Plane Journey
- Shadow Bear
- 6118 characters
- 2021-01-30 09:54:40
In the middle of the Emerald Palace, the luxurious martial arts platform built of stones and decorated with beautiful jade, gold and other precious items, there are tiger girls, small snakes, cranes, leather monkeys, and the five heroes of the world. The praying mantis is fighting in full swing between you and me.
'Hey! ’
?Bang~!
'what! ’
?Boom~!
'watch out! ’
‘Good job! ! ’
?? Bang bang! !
"..."
(??▽??)
Long before the competition started, Annie followed the rabbits, geese, and pigs to the inside of the Emerald Palace, and found a position on the second floor of the Emerald Palace. She sat on the railing on the second floor and hugged her. Tibbs, her own little bear, blinked with her beautiful big blue eyes and slightly opened her mouth. She watched with great interest the well-played "Five Rage Heroes" and "Five Great Fighters" in the court. The heroes.
Yes, it's pretty, nothing else...
In Annie's view, their kind of contests where you come and go and punch and kick, the kind of "hum" from time to time, and the compression and shock airflow that seem to be bluffing from the punches and feet. , More is just a little more component of the performance?
As for the so-called
five heroes of rage
or
five heroes of the world
, the power of those five animals is just average to Annie, but compared to those inhabitants of Peace Valley, compared to those pigs Goose, the power of the five animals is obviously a relatively high level, which can probably be seen from the hysterical applause and cheers of the surrounding audience.
"..."
(ˉ▽ ̄~) Cut~~
However, Annie did not participate in the enthusiastic cheers of the residents of the so-called "Peace Valley" composed mainly of fat pigs, black and white swans and rabbits, because she felt that the fireworks were set off at the beginning of the show. Is it much more fun and interesting than the current fight?
Anyway, the so-called "five heroes" or "five heroes of rage" and other messy things, their kind of power is still at the mortal level, it is obviously far from enough to see her Queen Anne! However, the strength of other people's strength is a matter of other people's homes. At most, she just follows to see the excitement, and she must not easily interfere with other people's affairs.
"..."
What? What?
However, compared to the fierce fighting scenes in the Emerald Palace, compared to the seemingly bluffing'performances' of the five heroes, Annie obviously put more of her mind on the outside. He cast on a black and white figure who was trying his best to climb in and watch the game.
Isn't this?
When the residents of Peace Valley, when the talking pigs, geese, and rabbits are still happily screaming and shouting at the five heroes performing in the field, she can't bear it from time to time. Zhuo cast his gaze to the outside of the courtyard wall of the Emerald Palace.
Because, outside, the panda pastry chef Abao, who is super fat and has the nickname ‘Fei Bo’, is trying all kinds of ways to enter the courtyard to watch the game? But it’s a pity that even if he tried every feasible way, even if he tried to pat the door, hammer the door, hit the door, climb the wall, peep, pole, bend the bamboo, climb the tree, etc., but in the end he still did Can't come in...
Therefore, when Little Annie looked outward again, she found: That guy, right now sitting on the outer steps, is sitting pitifully on the top step with a fat chin. Stupidly in a daze, I don't know what sad things are thinking about!
‘...’
‘...’
‘! ! ’
‘The residents of Peace Valley, the competition is over! Our tortoise master will soon select the much-anticipated dragon warrior! ’
‘Now, everyone is silent! ’
‘Beat the drum! ! ’
At this time, when the Five Heroes finished their brief discussion and began to enter the performance stage, after entering those irrelevant garbage time, they did not know what the tortoise master and the raccoon master on the stone platform directly above the ring said. In the end, the little raccoon stepped forward and yelled at the Heping Valley residents present with a full-fledged speech, and soon calmed the scene, making the whole lively and noisy venue instantly quiet.
Because the exciting moment is coming soon, that is the main purpose of the residents of Peace Valley-to witness the tortoise master select the legendary "Dragon Warrior" who can save the world and guard peace. The whole process!
"..."
(ー`′ー)
"Tibbs, look at it, they are just playing mystery in such a way!"
"I found out that the mental power of the old tortoise has been on the five animals, and it has been scanning the bodies of the Five Heroes for a long time. They didn't even think about choosing outsiders, but now it seems that they have already decided. Resolved and focused on the most powerful tiger?"
o(`^′)o hum!
Others may not be able to see it, but Annie ‘sees’ it clearly!
Obviously, the angry five heroes, none of the five heroes of the world seem to be unable to satisfy the old tortoise where the old is present, but there is no way, it seems that the five heroes of the world are already the top existence in the entire Peace Valley So, it can only pick the tall one from a group of short ones now?
Anyway, Annie already knew the shady, and the old tortoise had no choice but to reluctantly choose the tigress to be the dragon warrior.
but……
"..."
ε=(′ο`))) alas
Looking at a fat panda outside who was messing around and didn't seem to give up completely, Annie couldn't help but sighed.
There are too many things to know, and it may be bad to know the result in advance...
Because, she has already seen the ending of some things in advance. Obviously, something that will surprise everyone later! However, Annie didn't want to interfere. On the contrary, she thought it was quite interesting, and she was ready to secretly help the fat panda outside later. For example... Secretly ignite the fuze with fireworks tied to a bamboo chair. , And guide the other side's landing point?
(??ω??)
Anyway, that kind of little thing is not difficult for Annie, it just needs a simple idea? Besides, she is quite familiar with the panda. Compared to a tigress she doesn't know, she is definitely more inclined to the panda outside.
(...)
(● ̄(?) ̄●)
...
‘...’
‘...’
In the Emerald Palace, people are watching a certain old tortoise, who is pretending to be an old god, stretched out his long black old paws and swayed between the five heroes, waiting for the other party to make the final decision.
However, this time the mutation finally happened!
Whoosh~!
?
boom! ! !
After bursts of fireworks that made everyone amazed by the beautiful fires, a guy who was very attractive in front of them fell from the sky and ran into Master Tortoise... And so dead, this time, The claw of Master Tortoise, the long claw that determines who can be elected as the Dragon Warrior, stopped in front of the nose of the intruder?
for a long time……
"Thank God..."
‘Given us dragon warriors! He is-Pandaren Abao! ! ! ’
Wow~!
Dang~! Dang~! Dang~!
When a certain
rocket bear
made of fireworks fell from the sky in exclamation, and some accidentally slammed into the old tortoise who was reaching out to point at Hu Niu, one of the Five Heroes of the World... Dramatically, After a very surprised old tortoise decided to make a mistake, the band of the entire Emerald Palace began to join the audience in the Peace Valley, banging the gongs and drums and shouting and celebrating.
"Wow~! ’
‘Yeah~! ’
'Great! ’
‘Long live the panda! ! ’
‘Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior! ’
‘Fei Bo! Fat Bo! ’
"That's Abao..."
‘Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior! ’
The animals shouted as much as they could. Obviously, a panda that was originally just selling noodles without any kung fu skills was successfully selected by the turtle master as a legendary'dragon warrior'. It seems to be really better than the best five. Any one of the knights being selected as a dragon samurai will make the residents of Peace Valley feel more excited and happy?
perhaps,
The reason why they are so hysterical is simply because they hate the rich or the privileged class?
Or is it because they feel that their residents who are located in the Peace Valley, at the bottom of the world, still have the little passage and hope for promotion, and they are surprised and cheered?
"..."
(ˉ▽ ̄~) Cut~~
but,
No matter what they thought, Annie had already quietly left her previous position at this time, and instead squeezed away the cheering people who could only watch the pigs and bunnies who could not eat, and began to take advantage of others. When he was paying attention, he quietly strolled into the palace complexes further inside the Emerald Palace.
"Go away!"
??(′?`?)???
"Tibbers, there seems to be nothing fun here, let's go somewhere else first, right?"
-=????=?????(?)?
Annie would not join a group of pig heads, a group of rabbits that can only watch and cannot eat, and big geese to cheer for a fat and stupid panda, so she finally squeezed out the group of'people' and started one People touched behind the Emerald Palace.
(Dear little master, this is the busiest time now, you really just left, don't you want to play with them here for a while?
Σ(⊙?⊙`)?
Tibbers is a little puzzled, because where the ring is now, countless residents of Peace Valley are cheering with the pig etiquette and black swan guards of the Emerald Palace, and they are also vigorously setting off fireworks and waving ribbons. , Logically speaking, isn't that the kind of scene that some awful little master in his family likes most? )
"Just don't grin, then what's so good? Anyway, the selection is over, let's go to the mountains now, don't worry about them!"
o(`^′)o
After taking a look at a certain obese pandaman surrounded by a large group of animals that can only see and cannot eat in the middle of the ring, Little Annie turned her head in disdain, and took advantage of no one. Note, I slipped directly to the top of the Emerald Palace, and started to wander around alone in this complex.
As for the poor Fei Bo who was inexplicably elected the Dragon Knight, the poor pandaman A Bao was ruthlessly left behind by Xiao Annie.
Although she had just secretly helped the other party secretly, she obviously didn't intend to care too much about the follow-up matters.
(That...respected little master, looking at this direction you are taking, isn't it a plan to steal the "Shenlong Tianshu", and steal the scroll placed in the hall behind?
(?°??°?)
It doesn't matter if a certain miserable little master joins in with Tibbers, it's just that the direction the other party is heading has already betrayed some of her thoughts, so it can't help but ask more. )
"!!!"
!? (?''??)?
"Steal? You are stealing things! People don't care about that kind of stuff, they just want to see it..."
o(′~`●)o=3=3=3
Well, originally Annie did have that kind of thought subconsciously, but now that a certain bad bear told me that, she suddenly changed her mind and didn't want to go! So, with a stiff mouth, she simply turned one direction, planning to go to the back mountain of the Emerald Palace to see what fun and interesting things were there?
As for the scrolls...
Although she really really wanted to watch it, and didn't want to wait for a moment, her heart was even more violent, as if there was a hateful kitten scratching it? However, given that what a nasty little bear just said was so awful, and given that the scroll and other things are there and no one can take it away, then she can take a moment, then another day...or tomorrow when there is time. Go sneak peek again?
(...)
(lll¬?¬)
(Respected little master, there is no one in that hall now, and it’s very noisy outside. No one must have noticed...Although you can go anytime, but if you want to take a peek now, May be the most suitable opportunity?
??ˉ?ˉ??
Discovering the tangled expression on the little face of his owner, Tibbers, who didn't want to be secretly hated because of such a trivial matter, quickly persuaded him. After all, it’s impossible for the little owner of the Tibbers family to steal things, and what time gems or the land of flames, are they all actually ‘traded’ for strength, and they are all legitimate and legal property? )
"!!!"
Σ(⊙ω⊙`)?
"Huh? It seems so! So..."
(??ω??) Hey hey
"Tibbers, if we just take it down and take a look, if we don't plan to take it away, it definitely doesn't matter, right?"
?(ψ`▽′)o
Although taking it without telling it is for stealing, if you just take it down and take a look, and then put it back after reading it, there is definitely no problem! Even that kind of approach is actually not very good, but as long as it is not discovered by the owner, as long as the content you see is not verbal, it is definitely possible!
─=≡Σ(((つ??ω??)
After thinking about it, I comforted myself, and after I persuaded myself, Xiao Annie turned around again and ran towards the hall where the Shenlong Tianshu was placed that she subconsciously wanted to go just now.
(...)
ε=(′?`●))) alas
The frolic and chaos outside the Emerald Palace lasted for a long, long time...
After about an hour or two, the sky gradually dimmed. After the cheers and celebrations gradually dispersed and went down the mountain, a certain one unexpectedly became a'Dragon Warrior' and was carried here to preserve the'Shenlong Book' A Bao, the panda man in the mysterious emerald green dragon hall, started to look around and observe in anxious and excited manner.
‘...’
‘God, this is the mysterious dragon warrior hall? Wow! This is really great! ! ’
In the past, as one of the most common low-level pandas in the Peace Valley, as a noodle shop owner, it was impossible for him to come here and see! At most, it's just watching the five masters practice martial arts and kungfu in today's ring through the peep hole outside the gate of the Jade Palace?
And now, I was actually thrown into this dream place by the people of the Emerald Palace? Therefore, Pandaren Abao couldn't help tiptoeing a little nervously, and at the same time wandering around with extreme excitement and touching it.
'Well? ’
‘These are twenty blue dragon pillars, really made of jade...’
‘! ! ’
‘Look at this floor, my God, it’s all the finest glass jade! Surprisingly, if he is seen by the old man, he will definitely try to get a piece of it and sell it! ’
Click~!
'what! ’
‘It’s so tightly laid, I can’t even pull it off...’
I tried to use my sharp claws to dig hard in an unnoticeable corner, and found that apart from leaving a little white mark on it, I couldn’t get the thick emerald floor at all. Pandaren Abao had to give up regretfully.
'this is……'
‘The armor of the flying rhino master? Look at the knife marks and impacts on here, it is really shocking! ’
‘! ! ’
‘This, this is the hero’s blade? ’
‘The legendary blow-off and broken hair may be injured by the blade light if you look closer, the orangutan Guan Tianyu’s Qinglong knife? ! ’
‘This is the invisible rod of fate? It’s really invisible, you can’t touch it with your hands...’
'and this! ’
"The legendary, the "Warrior Whisper Urn" that seals the soul of the entire Celestial Scripture Army? ! ’
'Wow! ’
'and this……'
When he found that items that only appeared in the oral legends of the residents of Peace Valley appeared in front of him, it made Abao the Pandaren very excited and rare, so he quickly forgot that those people carried him. The purpose here is, just running around, watching and flicking and exclaiming with bluffing, as if to show all the things I only heard and saw in portraits or legends before. ?
"Hi~!"
?˙?˙)?
"!!!"
"Wow! You, you, why are you here?!"
Ouch!
Bang~!
Suddenly, A Bao, the panda man who had just wandered out from behind a blue dragon jade pillar, was about to go to the other side of the main hall for a good look, was immediately frightened by a little guy who suddenly protruded his head from behind the pillar. With an exclamation, he turned his head back and fell to the floor.
"strange!"
(¬_¬)
"You can be here, why can't people be here?!"
What? What?
Annie wouldn't tell the other party that she had just read the "Shenlong Heavenly Book" that the other party dreamed of, and the ‘No Word Heavenly Book’ inside the emerald-carved jade scroll tube decorated with gold!
It’s a pity that there is no word at all in the broken book inside, even after she used the appraisal technique to appraise it, because, ah, it is a very ordinary, smooth, specially woven fabric at all. Is it just a blank scroll that faintly shows a figure?
"Right……"
Panda Abao nodded, just planning to stop worrying about why the other party is here, he quickly recovered:
"and many more!"
"That's not right! I can come here because I am a ‘Dragon Warrior’ and I want to become a ‘Dragon Warrior,’ but why can you, a hairless little monkey, come here?!"
Pandaren Abao still doesn't know what kind of animal the little guy in front of him is, so he can only call him a ‘hairless little monkey’ for the time being. After all, the other party looks like a golden monkey no matter what the evil place, at most, there are some differences in the color of the eyes, hair, skin, hands and feet?
"!!!"
(?╭╮?)
"You are a hairless little monkey! He is a human, a little girl! Also, have you seen what a human is?!"
(ˉ▽ ̄~) Cut~~
If it wasn’t for someone else’s home, if it wasn’t for the black swan guards outside, or if there were some old tortoise and little raccoon watching here in the distance, Annie might have dared to say this before her. She is a monkey guy, and beat up this kind of stupid who can only be protected from extinction by legislation and artificial reproduction!
"never seen it……"
"Are humans hairless animals like you?"
"Also, is the national treasure that you told me before going up the mountain today is true? Have you seen something that looks the same as me?"
Although a lot of things have happened today, the panda Abao, who has already barely settled down, couldn't help but ask about the things he was interested in.
"..."
(?????)
"Humans are not hairless animals! I told you, as the book said: Man is defined as a creature that can use language, has complex social organization and technological development?"
(^▽^)?
With that said, Annie has to admit that the pigs, geese, rabbits, red pandas (raccoons?), tortoises, tigers, monkeys, snakes, cranes and praying mantises that look exactly like the animals she saw in the Peace Valley Wait, animals can be classified into the category of'human'?
And if you think about it this way, is it not wrong for the other party to say that humans are an ‘animal’? At the same time, this should be the reason why she is always reluctant to eat those talking and intelligent animals. Even if she really wants to eat sometimes, she will try to restrain herself. After all, that kind of thing It's always not so good.
"I seem to understand a little bit..."
"So, you little guy is an animal called a'human'? But what about a national treasure? You said earlier, you said I am a national treasure. I heard you say that. Don't deny it! "
A Bao didn't want to care about what kind of animal the ‘human’ was. He just wanted to know: what exactly is a national treasure, and did the other party ever see a ‘national treasure’ panda that looks exactly like him?
Speaking of it, he had long suspected that he was not the son of Mr. Ping, because he looked nothing like the other party! He doesn't have the beak of the old man at all, he doesn't have the kind of webbed that is good at usefulness, and he has no waterproof feathers and flying wings!
He actually realized when he was very young: the dozens of sons and daughters of Mr. Pig and Mrs. Pig are pigs, the rabbit family are all rabbits, and the big grey geese of the neighbors are all geese hatched from eggs. It just so happened that his Abao is fat and big himself, and he is also black and white, he doesn't look like his old father Mr. Ping at all!
So, if possible, he really wants to hear more about his national treasure from the mouth of this little girl named human animal.
"You want to ask about'National Treasure'..."
(??ω??)
Thinking of the stupid and honest guys I saw in the zoo, and thinking about the animals that I saw in the world of Azeroth living in Pandaria, Little Annie couldn’t help but hesitate, wondering where she should introduce her. A'national treasure' of the world is better.
"Okay, let me tell you about it!"
?(????-)?
Finally, after thinking about it, I decided to tell the other party about a certain kind of "national treasure". After making a small grimace at the other party, she continued to walk around and see those things in this hall. The messy things, while slowly explaining to the other party, began to instill some strange knowledge into the other party.
(...)
(lll¬?¬)
...
I don’t know how long it has been. When Xiao Anni and Pandaren A Bao walked around the jade dragon sanctuary and looked at the books, objects, other messy things, and the carvings stored in it. Suddenly she disappeared when the other party turned his head, leaving only a dumb-headed panda who was puzzled and started to wander around in the hall.
‘...’
'Hey! ’
‘Have you seen enough, what are you looking for? ’
After a while, when A Bao realized that he couldn't find the little girl, and was about to yell the other person out, suddenly, a majestic and old voice suddenly sounded behind him.
"?!"
The sudden sound shocked A Bao again.
"..."
"Oh! Sorry, it was you, dear Master Raccoon, when did you come here?"
Just looking at rare and looking for a little girl, completely forgot about the time, and completely forgot where he was. After hearing the voice of someone, he turned around after being frightened, and saw something not far away. The guy who didn't know when he stood in front of the water pool, who was slightly shorter than a little girl called a human-Master Raccoon!
Master Raccoon is the apprentice of the first generation of Zen tortoise masters, and one of the last generation of ‘five heroes’! At the same time, the other party is the current head of the Jade Palace! Therefore, where the identity and status of the other party are placed, for Abao, the panda man who has just become a ‘dragon warrior’, it must be the kind of existence that cannot or dare not offend.
"That one……"
"Are you here specifically to teach me the super kung fu in the Dragon Book that the legendary'Dragon Warrior' can learn?"
Respectfully walked in front of the other party, and after paying a salute, A Bao was shy and leaned down excitedly to ask the other party carefully.
"Humph!"
"Stupid panda! Your idea is still too naive, I can tell you clearly: You won't be, and you can't be a dragon warrior!"
"Do you know how much trouble has been caused to our Emerald Palace because of your chaos today? And, do you know how heavy burdens and expectations are on the'Dragon Warrior'? Pandaren Bao, did you know that you almost ruined all this!!"
What makes Pandaren Abao feel inexplicable is that the raccoon master not only didn’t teach him the true kung fu in the legendary Shenlong Tianshu as he imagined, but he kept his face straight and walked towards him. It would be a at him for no reason, as if he had done some heinous thing, totally unreasonable?
"you……"
"This this……"
I don’t know what happened, or why the other party was angry. Panda Abao was deterred by the other party’s aura, so he took a big step back and looked at the other side timidly holding it. Something like a flute began to circle around and shook his head pointing and commenting.
"Pandaman Abao!"
"Maybe you don't know? Only after you have to cultivate to the highest level of Kung Fu, can you read the secrets in the Shenlong Tianshu..."
"And for a person like you, it is completely impossible to make it clear!"
"Look at your fat buttocks, this loose buttocks, I'm afraid it is worse than those stupid pigs in Heping Valley, right?"
Snapped!
?
After the evaluation, the raccoon master, who seemed to be a little confused, slapped the opponent's hip with one shot.
'Ouch! ’
After a bit of training, Abao, who didn’t understand what happened to the other party, got another shot, so he could only exclaim and saved his precious things aggrievedly. He has to eat a lot of food every day. In order to maintain the hips.
"Humph!"
"Look at your arm again. How much power can these fats and fats give you?"
"Also, what I can't stand the most is your belly, which is so slippery in the world! Please tell me aloud, Pandaren Abao, where is your waist, can you point me out?!"
puff!
?
Bang! !
?
The more I look at it, the more I get angry, the more I look at it, the more I feel that the other party is not a material for practicing Kung Fu, and then viciously use the bamboo flute in his hand to greet each other on the arms and belly, as if he was hitting them a few more times. Will be smaller?
You know, when he and Master Tortoise made a decision to restart the "Dragon Scroll" a few days ago, when they planned to select the dragon warriors and pass down the dragon heaven book, which represents infinite power, they never thought they would choose such one. Ridiculous panda's!
‘Ah oh~! ’
As the raccoon master of the Emerald Palace slapped with the flute in his hand while scolding, A Bao, the panda man who felt extremely painful when he was scolded and slapped with the flute, walked back several times with pain. Step, until he got a little further away from the raccoon master who didn't know why he hated him so much, he sat down on the emerald-paved floor, and hurriedly rubbed his legs, legs, arms and belly.
"Ah……"
"Panda Abao, listen to me! You can't be a dragon warrior, and you will never be a dragon warrior... I know, you are just the son of a noodle shop owner. You don’t have anything except roll noodles and cook. Yes, you are worse than any goose guard in the Emerald Palace!"
"So, do you think I will give you the secret of infinite power like the "Shenlong Tianshu"?!"
After speaking, the raccoon master, who was extremely angry, squinted his eyes and warned at the other side viciously.
If it is said that when he was in the meeting place, he was more just amazed, and maybe he still had a little hope in his heart. Now he has thoroughly understood everything about this panda, including the other party’s family and physical fitness. , He was already completely disappointed with the other party.
He just wanted to hurry up and try his best to drive the opponent out of his Emerald Palace before Master Turtle made up his mind and handed over the scroll to the opponent.
Because, whether it is for the other party, the people of their Emerald Palace, or the people of the Peace Valley, there will only be benefits and no harm. Therefore, it is best for the other party to retreat when it is difficult? Moreover, he really couldn't see that the fat-eared guy in front of him would be the kind of hardworking and able to learn kung fu, even if he wanted to train the opponent, it would be too late.
"what!?"
"No! Master Raccoon, you can't do that!"
"You know, everyone has seen it. I am a dragon warrior who was appointed by the tortoise master in public. I am destined to become a "Dragon Warrior"! Also, I, Po, is a national treasure. You must not treat me that way!!"
Pandaren A Bao was in a hurry, and hurriedly got up to cover his sore spots, and rushed to the front and back of Master Raccoon, grinning with pain and protesting loudly at the same time.
Although, it was indeed a beautiful misunderstanding at the beginning, but now Abao has gradually accepted his title of "Dragon Warrior" and is willing to accept everything! Furthermore, this is the last and best opportunity for him to learn real kung fu here in the Emerald Palace. That is his dream. He will not give up anything easily unless he admits his fate and returns to the old noodle restaurant. , Become a third-generation noodle maker and be the owner of a noodle restaurant for a lifetime?
"ridiculous!"
"Master Tortoise is already confused. Choosing you is the most stupid decision! I won't let him make such dangerous and bad decisions at such a difficult time!"
If Master Tortoise chooses to be any of the five apprentices of his Master Raccoon, he naturally has nothing to say, because those five of them have been trained by him for many years, and Kung Fu has already reached the point of being superb. It is qualified to watch Shenlong Tianshu and understand the secrets in the scroll.
but……
It would be a huge disaster if it were replaced with the panda in front of us without any trace of kung fu foundation and extremely fat panda! It is a disaster for both the Emerald Palace and the residents of Peace Valley!
So, considering the terrible things they are about to face, that is what his raccoon master never allowed to happen.
"and many more!"
"Humph! Panda, what do you mean by that ‘national treasure’ just now?!"
Out of anger, the raccoon master finally asked the weird vocabulary that popped out of the other's mouth just now, because he seemed to have never heard of that word? Moreover, he didn't think the guy in front of him would be any treasure.
"what!"
"I, I don't know what that means, it was told to me by a little human girl who was here just now..."
After speaking, a certain panda began to look around, seemingly wanting to find the little girl who just told him a lot of things in this mysterious hall that was already slightly dim, and still praised him as a great national treasure?
It's a pity that he has searched for it just now, and now he hasn't even found the other person's shadow in a hurry, and he doesn't know where he is hiding.
"Little girl? Human?"
"Where is she? Why didn't I see it?!"
In astonishment, Master Raccoon also scanned the hall with the opponent's gaze, but he quickly recovered and became cold again.
"She was here just now, she is a very rare human..."
A Bao was a little unsure, because he didn't know when the other party disappeared, nor did he know that the other party was still here.
"Nonsense!"
"I've never heard of a'human' animal. Are you mad? Also, here is the heavily guarded Emerald Palace, and I am with Master Turtle. Who can get here? Come?"
In the keen mental perception of Master Raccoon, in this hall and within hundreds of steps around them, apart from the stupid panda in front of them, there are only people in their Emerald Palace, and there is no foreign name at all. "Human" little girl! And if it does, he and Master Tortoise will never have discovered it until now!
"But, she was here just now..."
A Bao is very sure that the little girl he just saw is here, and the other person also said a lot to him, telling him a lot of strange and interesting knowledge, and he even ate noodles in his noodle restaurant earlier , And gave him a coin that made his old father Mr. Ping's attitude a big turn!
That kind of thing, his father can testify to him, and no matter how stupid he is, it is absolutely impossible for him to forget it so quickly, so it is absolutely impossible for him to be mad.
"I see. I'm afraid you have hallucinations..."
The raccoon master shook his head. He didn't plan to entangle the issue with the trivial issue just now. He just wanted to say a little more, and then let the other party give up the unrealistic idea of becoming a'dragon samurai' and go down as soon as possible. go with?
"No! I didn't. She went to our noodle restaurant to eat noodles today and said she wanted to eat..."
The word ‘flesh’ had not been spoken yet, and Bao, who knew the seriousness of the matter, hurriedly covered his mouth.
"Anyway, according to her statement, beating me like you did just now is going to go to jail?"
"Master Raccoon, you may not know? In a place called Earth, the treatment of a little panda like you is definitely not as good as my national treasure! You must give me that stuff and the Shenlong Tianshu , Because I am a national treasure, I am the most qualified to be a'Dragon Warrior'!"
Remembering that I just came here, the strange little girl he met here before Master Raccoon came here and the words that the other person said, Pandaren Abao began to expand his confidence and raised his arms proudly. He touched his chin and acted as if looking at everything.
Because if the little human girl is right, then he, Bao, his unique existence in Peace Valley, should enjoy all kinds of privileges! For example, you can live in a mansion called a ‘zoo’ every day, and there are a lot of beauties and humans waiting for you to eat, drink and sleep. You don’t have to do anything, just ‘sell cute’.
Of course, his Abao does not have so many requirements, and he does not want any beautiful human breeders, he just wants the raccoon master in front of him to quickly hand over the Shenlong Tianshu to him, and then let him be delicious here in the Emerald Palace. It's ok to live well.
‘...’
With his eyes wide open, he stared at the courageous and fat panda in front of him. After a while, Master Raccoon squinted his eyes suddenly, raised his brows, and then raised his hands resolutely. The hard bamboo flute.
"you!"
"I make you a national treasure!"
Slap~!
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The head of the flute slapped on the bear's paw which a panda proudly stretched out as if he wanted to ask him for something. Perhaps because of the shortness of breath, the fingers of the other party swelled up in an instant.
‘Ah~! ’
'pain! pain! pain! ’
A certain panda howled miserably on the spot...
"Humph!"
"What's wrong with beating you, you want me to go to jail?!"
Puff~! !
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Immediately afterwards, the flute slapped the opponent's fat and loose buttocks horizontally with inner strength, and the flesh and fat on the upper side shook away like a wave.
Not to mention that the opponent is not a dragon warrior now, nor the so-called Shenlong hero, even if the opponent really becomes a disciple of the Emerald Palace and obtains the inheritance of the Shenlong Tianshu, his raccoon, as a master, can punish the opponent at will. Like now?
‘Wow~! ’
The pain was so severe that a certain panda directly howled miserably and jumped up.
"Dare to hide?"
"I let you be treated well!!"
Boom~!
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The last blow hit a panda's head with funny black eye circles and white hair, and when he hit the other side, he rolled his eyes and dangling softly to the gorgeous glass in the hall. Emerald on the floor.
‘...’
As a result, Pandaren Abao just lay still so gorgeously...
"Humph!"
"You can't teach a child!"
Seeing that the opponent was successfully knocked out by himself, Master Raccoon hummed his hands behind his back, and walked out cursingly across his flute.
He did not pay attention to the guy who fainted on the ground of the temple. UU read www.uukanshu.com because he knew that he was not too heavy, and the opponent would wake up after a while! However, he hopes that after the other party wakes up, he can retreat and go down the mountain by himself before dawn, and continue to return to the noodle shop in the small town of Peace Valley to sell noodles?
After all, there are certain things that he feels will definitely not be the other person's easygoing, innocent, active, playful, childish, and stupid Pandaren can bear! Kung fu and dragon warriors, it is best for the opponent to treat it as a sweet dream, and now, he has completely awakened the opponent's dream.
"..."
"No, I have to go and talk to Master Turtle again!!"
After walking to the door and looking back at the panda lying on the emerald floor behind him again, the master raccoon gritted his teeth and made a certain determination while pushing the door out.
●'ω')_? Big guys, please have tea and ask for tickets~!