Chapter 1478: (?????) The big bald head in 1 Punch Man (...

After a few hours...
Eating leisurely dinner in her yard and eating the exquisite open-air candlelight dinner made by her own Xiaobai robot. When she looked up, she saw two familiar people walking back from the aisle on the second floor of the apartment building next to her. Figure.
There is no doubt that it must be a certain bald-headed Uncle Saitama and his disciple Jenos.
At this time, he was carrying a big bag of bulging shopping bags from a certain supermarket that he didn't know what was packed, and behind him was a robot that seemed to be in a bad state.
"..."
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"Hahaha!"
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"Bald head, how did your disciple's hair turn into a weird look? And, it looks miserable. Have you been defeated by the enemy?"
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Annie could see clearly. At this moment, the robot named Janos looked embarrassed.
Not only the hair of the opponent turned into an explosive head, but the skin of the joints, shoulders and half of the face were blown away, directly exposing the mechanical gear structure inside, and some electric sparks flashed as they walked from time to time. In the circumstances, she could guess what happened to the two of them by guessing with her ass.
"Do not."
"Jenos just played with fire and burned himself. That Asura one-horned fairy is indeed very powerful, but I still beat him to death with a punch."
"In the end we won."
According to the confession of the surrendered King Kong gorilla, the bald Saitama and his disciple Jenos soon learned that the mosquitoes, lions, praying mantises, frogs, slugs, groundhogs and gorillas were all from A research institution called the "Evolution House"?
It is said that the other party specializes in researching strange and dangerous creatures, and has caused heavy damage to this country. Tens of thousands of people have died under their hands. Therefore, after a brief discussion, I feel that it is impossible. The two who left alone decided to destroy the evolutionary house and defeat the evil doctor!
Then……
About nine hours later, Saitama and his disciple Jenos returned home.
It took the two of them four hours to find the house of evolution, and it took ten seconds to razor the institution to the ground, and to find and defeat the most powerful NO1 demon in the house of evolution created by the genius scientist, Asura unicorn. It took about five minutes, and then it took another four hours to go to the supermarket, fifty minutes to go to the supermarket and select products, and ten minutes to return.
So, after spending a total of nine hours, five minutes and ten seconds, they successfully solved the monster crisis in the House of Evolution and returned to the apartment building in the no-man’s land of City Z.
"When we came back, we stopped by and bought something, which took some time."
If you talk about that kind of thing in detail, you may not be able to finish it for several days, but Saitama still tries to explain it roughly in dozens of words and two sentences.
"what!"
"Have you already started eating dinner?"
At this time, Saitama finally noticed:
The little girl next to his house seems to be having a banquet in her courtyard, in that beautiful garden dotted with flowers, green grass, big trees, and candlelight. On this summer night, there is a new morning. And the dots of fireflies, it seems not to mention how romantic and comfortable.
"Yes!"
(??????????)Hey-hey!
"But they have finished eating now, and have not prepared your portion!!"
(??????)
After stuffing the last pumpkin pie into her mouth and chewing on it, Annie said so and so, completely severing the idea of ​​a bald uncle who seemed to want to come and eat.
"So..."
"Then next time."
Seeing that the plates with large meals in front of Annie's table were indeed emptied, and now that there were really only a few leftovers left in the past, Saitama felt that she really didn’t need to think more about it, but had no choice but to regret it. He nodded and walked directly to the bachelor's apartment with his bag and disciple.
...
An hour later, he cooked himself a meal of miscellaneous noodles and drank the soup. The bald-headed Saitama took his cute little green elephant flower watering can, filled it with tap water, and found the back of his apartment. The cactus on the balcony.
It's a pity that the bald Saitama soon discovered that his cactus was not growing well, or even worse. It was originally in a green state a few days ago, but now it has turned into a withered look. ?
"what!"
"How could this happen, I already remember to water it very hard."
He hesitated, first he poured all the water from the green elephant flower sprinkler on the cactus, and found that the opponent was still withered and wilted, and it seemed impossible to rescue him. Saitama tentatively stretched out his hand and gently used his fingers. After a wave, I was shocked to find that it actually rotted from the root, and it rotted to the center of the whole cactus ball, and it was exuding a rotten smell?
"It turned out to be rotten..."
Withdrawing his fingers, looking at the cactus in the flowerpot, bald-headed Saitama himself is a little lost.
"Hey! Look?"
ヾ(^▽^)))
"Is that right? You just watered too much, otherwise it will definitely not rot."
-????(??????????)
I had nothing to do when I was full, and then I didn’t know when I ran to this apartment building. At this time, the little Annie, who was lying on the balcony guardrail of Saitama’s house, with her feet dangling, just smiled gleefully while propping her chin. At the same time, he began to reprimand the other party for the wrong way of growing flowers.
"You are wrong."
"There must be another reason, it can't be because of the watering problem."
However, the bald Saitama didn't think it was his own fault, because he only poured a pot of water every day, it was impossible to drown the cactus.
"what!"
"Look, there are bugs in it, it must be because of bugs."
At this time, even with a pair of godless hanging eyes, bald Saitama could clearly see that there seemed to be a lot of small bugs growing inside that rotten cactus ball?
So, of course, he blamed the worms for the reason why it was wilted and rotten from the roots to the center of the ball, and firmly believed that the roots must be rotten before the insects, not the roots first. Only then grow worms.
"..."
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"Humph!"
(｀Δ??)
"Since you don't believe it, let it tell you by itself!"
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Annie was annoyed, and felt that it seemed a little bit unreasonable with this confessed Rikotou. So, after thinking about it, she jumped straight from the guardrail into the balcony, and then stretched out her hand to directly let a green druid's natural spell hit. On to that pot of rotten cactus.
"this!!"
Then, the bald Saitama on the side naturally exclaimed.
Because he was surprised to find that the prickly pear that should have been rotten turned green again at a speed visible to the naked eye, and then grew bigger and bigger, becoming half-human height, and there were many attached to the huge big sphere. The luxuriant appearance of the small sphere?
"what!"
"My cactus, it's alive again, and it's grown up..."
Looking at the huge cactus, and then at the dozen or so on the opponent's body, Saitama felt that he should cut those small and cultivate them separately, so that he could pour a few more every day. It's water up.
"!!!"
However, what happened next caused Saitama to dispel the thought he had just raised in an instant.
At this moment, the grown-up cactus suddenly trembled, and then it began to deform. Then the small actually took the big ball as the torso, and the combination became the hands, feet, head, and even mouth, eyes, and Humanoid cactus creature with nose?
"this……"
"this is……"
Saitama was stunned directly, and those hanging fish eyes opened a little wider, and at the same time there were more colors inside.
His pot of prickly pear, which had been rotted by insects, turned into a small prickly pear vegetative that was no more than half a meter high at this time?
"It's a pea... Ah, no! Its name is actually called the cactus shooter!"
(⌒▽⌒)
"How about it, isn't it great?"
(^▽^)
That was the inspiration that Annie got based on the little game she played in the past, "Plants vs. Zombies", so she directly used the druid spell to resurrect and spawn the hapless cactus, and then activated it smoothly. Come over, let it become a true vegetative.
Because only then can the other party speak, can prove the point she just demonstrated to a bad guy bald, can prove that her Queen Anne will always be correct!
"so amazing……"
"But why is it called the strange name of Cactus Archer?"
"Is it bad to call it a ball?"
With round eyes, he squatted down without a masterful demeanor, staring at the cactus shooter on the hands and feet of the activist, and looking at the other's cute and feminine face, the more he looked at Saitama, the more he liked it. He turned his head and asked a little girl who was looking smug.
"Ball ball?"
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"Oh! It's up to you, uncle, if you like it, call it Qiuqiu, anyway, the name is not important, the important thing is..."
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The important thing is that Annie didn't say it, but that kind of weird, cute expression began to appear on her face, like when the prank was about to succeed.
(Stupid earthling...)
ε=(????｀●))) alas
(Seeing the expression on his own little master, Tibbers knows that someone is about to be out of luck soon. If it is replaced by its uncle Xiong, it must be as far as it can go, and it won’t be here for a moment. Stay longer.)
"that……"
"Hello Qiuqiu, I am Saitama, and I am your master."
Nodding, now that the little girl agreed with the name, Saitama turned around and looked at the cactus vegetative that was also staring at him.
There is no doubt that the cactus was originally Saitama’s own private property, and even if it rots and died, it is also his. Therefore, according to the law, before he abandons it and throws it in the trash can, anyone Nor can it be his own!
So now, even if it is resurrected, even if it has become a lovely vegetable, and has become a cactus shooter "Ball Ball", it still belongs to him in Saitama!
And now that he claims to be its owner, there will be no legal problems at all.
"..."
The cactus shooter ball still did not speak, but shook his head, letting a flower grow on his'head', making it more feminine and cute, and then gradually began to pick up its green little At the same time, the eyes that had originally looked at Saitama with some doubts gradually became sharp.
"that……"
"Do you want to drink water?"
"I can go and bring you another pot."
Saitama, who didn't know what to say, picked up his green hieroglyphic watering bottle without opening or lifting it, and then tried to put on an ugly sluggish smiling face.
"..."
"Drink, drink water?!"
The cactus shooter ball was immediately stunned, and then subconsciously looked at the green elephant-shaped kettle with her pair of green eyes.
"!!!"
"Huh! Bald donkey, I will let you water me indiscriminately! I let you drink water!"
"go to hell!!!!"
Soon, after thinking of my previous experience and being reminded of some memories by that terrible green kettle, the cactus shooter "Ball Ball" finally exploded.
It jumped up and spun frantically, and then countless fairy thorns quickly and accurately pierced Saitama’s light head scalp and were still nailed there, as if he had grown a scalp in an instant. The hair is the same all over?
That's right!
At this moment, the bald-headed Saitama seemed to have returned to three years ago, and his other hair that had gone away came back.
But then...
"Ahhhhh!!!"
"It hurts!"
It was obviously uncomfortable to be nailed with a full head of cactus thorns all at once.
The pain caused Saitama to jump up, and danced with his hands, neither was it to touch, nor was it not to touch. Whenever it was touched, he grinned and howled, so that he could only scream and scream hysterically on his own balcony. It's just wailing and shouting.
"you……"
"you……"
After a long time, Saitama, who was grim and tearful, turned his head and looked at some terrible vegetative man standing on his balcony with his waist inserted.
"What to look at!"
"Bald, see if you dare to water indiscriminately in the future?"
Seeing Saitama's appearance, the cactus shooter ball, who had been killed by the opponent once alive, nodded with satisfaction.
Now, it finally taught an unscrupulous master a profound lesson.
"..."
However, Saitama did not speak, but suddenly hit the cactus ball with a fist.
"!!!"
Upon seeing this, the ball was of course not to be outdone, and directly turned back with a small fist full of spikes, directly causing two fists, one big, one small, one white and one green, to directly collide together.
Bang! !
"it……"
"It's okay?"
The two sides will retreat as soon as they are touched.
Then, looking at the spikes on his fist, Saitama's eyes and nose flowed a little bit more fluid, and he couldn't help but ask with a trembling.
The pain on the back of the hand and on the head is unbearable. However, this is the first time that Saitama has seen something that was punched by himself without dying. This inevitably made him feel a little bit incredulous and thought I dreamed the same as last time.
"Haha! Bald-headed corn, it is set to be as strong as you!"
ヽ(^0^)??
Yes, Annie's setting for that cactus shooter ball is: How strong is Bald Saitama, how strong it is!
Moreover, her spikes can break through his skin, and can give him more than ten times the pain that ordinary people can feel, which is a punishment for him just daring to question her Queen Anne?
"what……"
"Is it as strong as me?"
"I do not believe……"
Saitama is obviously not convinced of this, because since he became bald and stronger, no one has ever been able to withstand his serious punch, no one!
And just now, he wasn't serious at all, and he didn't even think about smashing a cute cactus baby like that, even if it stabbed him all over his head.
"You will believe it soon!"
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"Look at the trick! Spurs attack!"
At this time, the cactus shooter ball seemed uncomfortable, and jumped up again, spinning wildly, and then countless spurs pierced towards Saitama's head again.
"!!!"
"Continuous normal punches!"
"!?"
"Spiked kick!!"
Soon, the two sides directly hit the street below from the balcony, so in the dark, you came and I fought, and finally attracted the onlookers of some robot disciple Jenos who was repairing himself.
"Look at the punch!"
"Flying spur!!!"
"Drink~!"
"Ada!!!"
"Uh..."
"..."
Bang!
Boom! !
boom! ! !
Kang Dang...
puff! puff! puff!
All kinds of fierce fighting sounds came from the darkness, and from a distance, when a five-person building collapsed, you could know how fierce that one person hit the ball.
After a few minutes, Saitama slipped decisively!
Because, at this time, his whole body was pierced with fairy thorns, which made him feel painful to walk.
Moreover, he also found that the opponent seems to be as strong as him, just as unkillable, and can't he hurt? Of course, the most important thing is that the opponent's body is covered with spikes, and every time he hits the opponent's body, it becomes painful in his heart, so he is really a little scared.
"Hahaha……"
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"Now you know you are wrong, right?"
(灬??ω??灬)??
"Remember to take good care of it in the future!"
(????????-)??
Looking at Saitama, who is holding his head and scurrying around~EbookFREE.me~, I look at the cute cactus shooter who is still chasing behind him, and feels as if she accidentally did a good thing tonight, Annie is satisfied. He patted his butt, carrying his own little bear and jumped into the yard next door.
It's late now, and she's going back to take a bath and sleep, and she, an outsider, is definitely not good at interfering with the matter of Uncle Saitama and his cactus.
(...)
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