Chapter 588: You are the monster! o(?^｀)o

Sitting in this elegant and quiet position by the window on the first floor of the wine shop, Li Gongpu and Li caught his head and felt very upset. He couldn't figure it out. He looked up bitterly and drank a cup. It tasted very boring. Bitters.
Because the Kuyin of Qiantang County has been robbed twice, Yang Zhixian strictly ordered him to solve the case within a time limit yesterday. Otherwise, Mr. Yang's black hat will not be protected, and he will not want to be a catcher again!
However, the door of the county office’s warehouse was clearly locked, and the lock was not broken. The doors and windows were all iron and stable, and there were no traces of digging the ground, breaking walls or lifting tiles. Ku Yin was inexplicable. The ground is gone, and there is no trace of intrusion at all. Where can he look for it? !
That thing was really like seeing a ghost, even though he got a trick from an old Taoist who he knew was not very reliable, he really did the same as the wife of the family said, and invited a of Ku to guard. ,but……
The silver is still gone!
If he can't find it within the time limit, I am afraid that not only his Li Gongfu, but also the arresters under him will all have no food to eat. When the time comes, they will be expelled from the county office. Losing an official robe is considered light.
Ineffective in guarding the treasury and repeatedly losing public money, it was just a crime. The 20 board he was beaten the other day was just cured. If there is another accident, I am afraid he will have to be arrested by that Yang Zhixian again. Have a fight?
In addition, today I went to Qingyutang to look for the brother-in-law of Xu Xian but didn't find it, but his family friend actually said that the went on a blind date? Wouldn't he tell his brother-in-law or the mother-in-law of this kind of important matter, and still not come home at night?
Is this really outrageous? !
And on the way back, I ran into the little girl from Fanbang who was eating him and drinking him now. From now on, maybe it is another oil bottle? The thought of such a mess made him even more annoyed!
Yang Zhixian had already ordered him to take care of this little girl's affairs, and his Li Gongfu couldn't bear to throw such a cute little girl directly. So, what else could he do besides raising her?
"..."
So, now Li Gongfu is very annoyed, and his heart is on fire. He wants to drink his sorrows very much... But he is afraid that he can't go to the library to patrol the street at night, so he doesn't dare to be with those familiar friends on the other side Drank too much.
"I'm coming!!"
"Li Cattou, your food is here!"
The two young men in the wine shop each held a square wooden tray, and gave Li Gongfu Li from Qiantang County and a little girl from Fanbang they rarely see another six dishes in one breath. The messy leftovers that had been eaten on the table were removed.
"This is the'crab stuffed orange','dongpo meat','crab yellow soup','Xihu sweet and sour fish','Jiaohua Boy Chicken' and'Song Sao Yu Geng' that you just ordered! Please and this... …Slow use?"
Xiao Er in the shop is a little bit confused, and don’t know why. In the usual time, this famous wife Yan Li catcher in Qiantang County usually only order a bottle of daughter red, and just take advantage of a few cheap dishes. Hugh just had a drink.
But who ever thought that the other party brought a little girl from Fanbang to order a large table full of dishes in one breath? And it doesn’t count if one table is consumed, and a new one is ordered?
Gee...
Dian Xiaoer felt that the head Li must have made a fortune from a Fan Shang who came to Qiantang to unload and load the goods, or... a wealthy Fan Shang entrusted him to bring this weird blond girl to Qiantang. Eat and play in the county seat?
If that's the case, this head catcher must have gained a lot of benefits, right?
Otherwise, just relying on the good food at these two tables, it is estimated that Li Cat's salary in the first month will almost be included! If it is true that the salary is consumed by eating and drinking, the Hedong Lion Roar Xu Jiaorong in the other party's house has to take the other party's skin!
Of course, Xiao Er in the shop would not dare to talk about this kind of thing. This kind of thing can only be understood and unspoken... Otherwise, is the red head catcher on Li Gongfu Li's head really fake? In this Qiantang County, that is really the number one person, who would dare not sell the other side's thin noodles?
"Li catches the head, and this little guest, if you still need it, just give your orders. The little one should leave first?"
After setting up the new dishes, and taking a last look at the rare Panbang girl, Xiaoer from the shop slightly bowed to Li Toutou and nodded and said something, and then he was about to leave, lest he disturbed Li Toutou’s drinking. Otherwise, it must be a bad word.
But to be honest, both shopkeepers felt that the seemingly novel Panbang little girl didn't seem to be as ugly as the Panbang barbarians who sneaked to Qiantang County port to unload and receive goods? Compared to the dirty, stinky, sloppy and sloppy Hu businessmen they usually see occasionally, this little girl looks a little uncomfortable except for her blond hair, blue eyes and overly white face and arms. In addition to the aesthetics of the Song Dynasty, they really seem to be much better-looking than the average Qiantang County girl?
Of course, it's just that.
If they bump into it at night, with such blond and over-white faces, they might really think it's a hell!
"You stop me!!"
When Xiaoer from the shop that was closer was about to turn around and leave, Li Gongfu, who was already a little drunk, stared at this moment, clutching the opponent's arm fiercely, and pulling it hard. When he reached his side, he leaned over and asked in a low voice:
"I just ordered only one table of dishes, but what is going on with these dishes now?!"
"Did you serve the wrong dish, this is someone else's?!"
Half an hour ago, after helping the little girl to get a non-standard household registration in her own home under the name of the county honoree, Li Gongfu brought a little girl who was eating and drinking in the sea opposite this square table. When I got here, I ordered a table of relatively ordinary meals that I could bear and my favorite pot of Nie Hong!
But how can I think that when he was able to drink, and walked alone to the other side and punched a few people he knew, after a few drinks and returned, the other party actually served himself a table of dishes?
What is the reason for this? He remembered it very clearly, he obviously didn't order these!
Therefore, Li Gongfu was awakened by the little alcohol that Li Gongfu had just drunk.
You know, the most luxurious three-story wine shop in Qiantang County, the price of food here is not low! Although the quality of both the wine and the dishes is very high, but just guessing at these two tables, his salary will be lost by nearly half this month...
He can now imagine that when he returned, if the wife in his family knew that he had come to this most expensive restaurant and ate two tables of valuable wine and good food, she would have to use a kitchen knife and his head catcher. ! Maybe you still think that you are going to spend a lot of time? !
Therefore, he must ask clearly about this matter!
Although the food on this table has been touched by the little girl Annie, as long as it is not his order, he will not pay when the bill is settled! When the time comes, the store can't say that he, the head catcher in Qiantang County, eats Bawang meal!
"The dishes you serve indiscriminately, I won't pay for the wrong ones!!"
Although he is a little drunk now, he can guarantee that he has never ordered this table, so he does not need to pay for the store's own mistakes!
"Ah! Tap it! Li catch your head, tap it?"
"Hey...this table of dishes, just...this little guest ordered..."
After finally breaking free of his arm from the huge palm of the opponent's hand, Xiaoer from the shop grinned and grinned, while secretly pointing to the piece of meat with bare hands and eating happily, with an innocent face. The little girl from Fanbang stared at the two of them with her oily face and said.
He has been the sophomore in this wine shop for several years. He has never missed any dishes for the guests, and has never made any mistakes!
Therefore, this matter really caused Li Catcher to misunderstand him...
If he really accidentally served the wrong dishes to the guests, based on their reputation of the wine shop, there is no need for Li to make trouble for him. When it closes in the evening, the shopkeeper must give him a bad meal!
"Little Annie, you really ordered it?!"
Li Gongfu had counted a thousand fortunes, but he hadn't even counted that he had missed the little girl who could speak their Dasong Mandarin, and he didn't even think that the other party would even dare to order food privately while he was away?
What's more, the kind of dishes that are too expensive to be eaten?
"Hmm..."
??(￣～￣)?? Chew!
"Yes! These are what I just ordered. They are delicious, Uncle Headcatcher, if you don't eat quickly, I will definitely not be polite to you!"
(o??▽??)o??
Annie directly abandoned the troublesome and unaccustomed chopsticks. She was never afraid of ironing, so she simply lifted up the cuffs of her dress, regardless of the dishes that were just out of the pot, she stretched out her white hand and grabbed two pieces. The fat-looking Dongpo meat was stuffed directly into the mouth!
then……
Σ(☉▽☉"a
The pupils in her eyes shrank instantly, and her eyes went straight!
In the next second, both Xiaoer and Li Gongfu could only watch the little girl stand on the chair impolitely with a stunned look. Regardless of any image, he picked up the exquisite anti-Longquan Dongpo meat with at least one or two catties. The celadon jar from the kiln was then moved to her own.
Her meaning is already obvious: this dish she brought to her, this kind of dish called Dongpo meat, now belongs to her alone! Before you get bored, never give it to others!
"Hey! What do you two look at?"
ヾ(??????｀??)ノ?
"Uncle head catcher, don't you really eat more? This is delicious! And you, why are you still here, hurry up and serve me food! It's been so long, and the one I just ordered is not cooked Okay?!"
"I still want to eat this, this... and those over there, all of them!!"
Regardless of the strange eyes of others, Xiao Annie took her hand into the jar and ate her hands and face were all grease, while using another little finger that was also covered with greasy oil, she pointed at one of the dishes whose names were written in black ink in the distance. A hanging mahogany sign!
Today, she had to eat until she could not walk, even if she had a round belly, she had to eat until she was completely satisfied!
"No way!!"
"You...you hurry down and let your chefs stop serving the leftover dishes! If you serve it again... if you serve it again, the head catcher won't buy it!!"
After finally figuring out the whole story, and knowing why Xiaoer had served him so many dishes for no reason, Li Gongfu shuddered with fright.
Then, he first drove away the little one who seemed to want to ask the little girl just now which dishes were the new dishes, and then turned around and looked at this with fear. , But Annie, a Panbang little girl who can eat.
Such a guy, how can he afford the salary of Li Gongfu?
Just this kind of little girl who can eat his salary for a whole month at the next restaurant, I'm afraid...Even the Master Yang from Qiantang County can't afford it, right? If you eat and drink like this every day, within three or five months, even the richest member in Qiantang County will be ruined by this little girl's eating method!
"Annie..."
"My sister-in-law and grandma, my Li Gongfu is just trying to catch up quickly. Like your current eating method, my uncle will definitely not be able to feed you... Please raise your hand and be merciful..."
Li Gongfu almost pleaded in a weeping tone.
Sure enough, their county lord must have the foresight, otherwise, he would not directly kick this huge trouble to himself! The Master Yang also said that he should raise the little girl Annie and wait until the other's beautiful lady comes to look for it?
Look, just now the opponent is in this posture, just this kind of kid who doesn't want to buy cooking cakes, how can he afford it, Li Gongfu? Think about when he was little, and think about the children in the neighbors in Qiantang County. If they could have a biscuits as snacks, they would have cheered for a long time!
Li Gongfu has always felt that a kind of noodles steamed with white noodles like cooking cakes is actually quite good. Some children can eat some of them well, so they should eat something like cooking cakes that are cheap and full-bodied, or Is it the kind of candy man who uses maltose to pinch two iron coins?
but……
Where is this little girl? She is fine, she has to eat a big meal with her mouth open, and can she eat so much? Isn't she afraid of breaking her belly? !
"Why then?!"
(o°ω°o)?
Annie didn't understand. Since these things are so delicious, why can't she eat more? If it is not delicious, give it to her for nothing, she will definitely take a look!
Her Queen Anne can come to eat here in this small shop and eat so happily, that is the recognition of their food strength! Also, after eating full today, she will continue to eat tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow.
"Because uncle I have no money!!"
After looking around and finding that no one noticed his position by the window, Li Gongfu leaned out and spoke to the little girl in a low voice and angrily.
In fact, as a head catcher in Qiantang County, he wouldn't even be able to afford a meal, but what about it...all his money must be paid to the budget-conscious lady at home on time and in amount, and then his own wine money. What? You can only apply as usual every month...
Therefore, he really has no extra money now!
But, men want face outside, especially when Li Gongfu, as a head catcher in Qiantang County, has an official appearance. He is in front of outsiders, and in front of his friends or subordinates. Pretend to be the head of the family!
As for when there are no outsiders at home, that's another matter...
Of course, Li Gongfu's fear of his wife is not because outsiders say that he is afraid of the inside, but because he loves and respects each other! This is like what those scholars said, raise the case with eyebrows, respect each other as guests?
This is probably the reason!
I think back then, in order to see his wife Xu Jiaorong, in order to impress the other party, he wore an official suit and stood almost unimpeded every day under the eaves of the other party’s house and waited for several times. Time!
You know, only twelve hours a day...
He still remembers that at that time, with his fierce expression and a knife on his waist, he successfully scared away countless matchmakers and competitors who dared to come to propose marriage to others, and finally impressed the man who was pulling a younger brother with his perseverance and strength. The heart of a woman who lives in a difficult life, and as she wished to marry the virtuous beauty who is famous in Qiantang County!
This matter can be said to be the most interesting thing in his life, Li Gongfu.
Therefore, in these years, even if he not only needs to take care of the elderly, but also has to raise the elder brother-in-law Xu Xian, who hasn't taken it yet, and no girl is interested. He only knows that the tail of the crane is dragging his sister, and he can't do anything bad. …He also dare not complain at all!
Li Gongfu once thought about it more than once: As for the trash brother-in-law Xu Xian of his family, if he continues to do that, he will not be able to become a martial artist, do not engage in business, and be a medical apprentice. He has no experience. Ability, it is estimated that there must be no other way out besides being the son-in-law who has broken the door!
However, the inferior choice of the son-in-law who cuts the door upside down, let alone whether he will be looked down upon by his neighbors in the end, the other party is the only seedling of the Xu family's single biography, the wife Xu Jiaorong of his family must not be Will allow it!
If he can't, he will use his money saved by Li Gongfu these years to give the other party a house and a wife? Okay, maybe this was the price he didn't have to pay when he took the other's sister back then?
"What is money? Is it this way?"
??(????????)????
Although knowing that the money she took out might not be useful, Annie still subconsciously drew out a green, brand-new hundred dollar bill.
"Well?!"
"Is this the son of your money house in Daqin Fanbang? Tsk! The workmanship is so extraordinary, if you use it to in the longevity library, you may be able to get a small amount of money..."
"But it's useless! You should put it away by yourself, this thing won't work in our Song Dynasty!"
After playing with it, I couldn’t see the twisted words and patterns on it and what the origin of the
monk
with the
bald
shawl and long hair was, Li Gongfu, he shook his head and turned the green one, like Jiaozi. The exquisite paper was returned to the little girl who kindly wanted to pay the bill.
Li Gongfu felt that with such a delicate workmanship, the heads on the top were still lifelike, and he would surely be able to get a lot of money at the bank in Daqin! Therefore, he never thought of actually taking the other party's property to pawn. Because, now he can barely afford the meal. It’s just that he doesn’t have a hot salary around his waist. I’m afraid he will lose most of it... When he gets home, he will definitely be The woman-in-law scolded her!
The more he thought about it, the more Li Gongfu sighed... the table full of good wine and food, he suddenly felt a little dull and tasteless.
"Then what does your money look like?"
If it's gold, it's easy to handle. Anne wants as much gold as she wants! If it is not enough, can she still go to Kepulu to get it?
Of course, this matter will be discussed later.
Because now, she doesn't want to see any people and things related to Mass Effect World and Kepulu District! She didn't want to be laughed at by those people, never!
"Like this!"
"We use copper coins or silver here!"
Li Gongfu actually didn't give any hope, because he could see that the other party didn't seem to have anything like a purse or wear jewelry. He definitely couldn't hide that heavy money! Therefore, he just satisfies the curiosity of the other party and took out a purse to show it.
There, he had just received last month's salary today: a few small pieces of silver and a small string of copper coins.
Their goods from the Great Song Dynasty were mainly made of money, that is, Tongbao copper coins!
Tongbao money is very complicated, and there are many types. The size and thickness of each place are not the same, and even... in the same place, a new kind of money will appear every few years... Anyway, it is chaotic. That's it! General merchants will always require different amounts of different copper coins for each commodity. Although it is troublesome, it can barely be circulated.
In addition to copper coins, there are also heavy iron coins. Under normal circumstances, Da Song's economy mainly depends on these two.
However, due to the chaotic circulation, the size of the various components of copper and iron coins, the different prices between copper and iron coins, and between large and small coins, the circulation has always been disorderly, and it is necessary to use gold and silver as the main storage currency, and silver is very expensive , The fineness is better, one or two silver can be exchanged for the least consistent copper coin, that is, a full thousand!
"Ok……"
"I don't have these copper round cakes or silver..."
...(,,??????,,) I'm sorry......
In Annie's own space pocket, there are only those gold, gems, and some messy things, but there is really no such copper and silver...
If necessary, she could have asked the Federal Mining Group guys in the Kepru District to transport herself hundreds of millions of tons to make do with it... However, she still can't take that face back now, otherwise, she must Will be laughed at!
So, she can only think of a way... She doesn't have any copper coins or silver coins, but she doesn't know, whether they accept gold coins or not? But this thing Annie is not enough now, wait until she is full.
"That one……"
"Li catches the head... I just went to the back kitchen to see the dishes that the little guest ordered just now, and now they are almost ready, don't you think?"
At this time, the shop Xiaoer who had just been driven away by Li Gongfu came back!
The other party looked at this Li catching head that he couldn't afford for a long time, and then he leaned over hesitatingly said... His meaning is also very obvious, that is: Li catches the head to those who have already made it. Pay for the food!
Because, according to the regulations of their wine shop, as long as it is ordered, and it is ready or ready to be done, there is no way to refund it, otherwise...their
small business
of this wine shop, how much is that? Not enough to pay.
"!!!"
"You...well, tell me, how many dishes are there that can't be returned?"
Li Gongfu, who just wanted to reject the other party’s proposal and set up a crime, suddenly thought that this wine shop seemed to be related to the cousin of their county’s wife?
Therefore, he struggled a bit and planned to admit it!
After all, this wine shop does have this rule, and the little girl opposite him who is still eating special dishes did order those dishes, and it is indeed impossible to say that other wine shops are not authentic... To be strange, it seems that it really only Can you blame him for not staring here before?
"Not much!"
"Those who haven't started to do it, the villain has ordered to go down and return, and there are only ten things that are done!!"
Although the other person’s face is ugly, even though he also knows that Li catching head seems to have been given a fortune by this Fanbang little girl, but...
Xiao Er still stretched out a hand, making a gesture that the other party must know.
"!!!"
Sure enough, after just finished speaking, Li Gongfu's face was even more ugly! !
"..."
"You! Go and prepare immediately, and put all the food that hasn't come up directly into the wooden box. We have to pack it and take it back to eat!!!"
Originally, Li Gongfu thought that half of his salary should be left, so he could barely make a business when he returned, but who would have thought... now I am afraid that there will be no more left!
But that's the end of the matter, what else can he do besides taking it home and letting the wife at home have a big meal?
"Okay, just wait. The small one can take the initiative. Use the two best mahogany food boxes to pack them well for you, and they don't need you to return them!"
Seeing that this head-catcher was reasonable and didn't embarrass himself, the shop Xiaoer hurriedly hurried to the back of the kitchen after cheering.
The other party's accounts can now be settled smoothly. Then his performance today is up to the standard, the shopkeeper will definitely reward him with a lot of copper!
"Pooh!"
"What mahogany food box, isn't that all my Li Gongfu's own money in exchange for it?!"
Staring at the shop Xiaoer's back and muttered bitterly, Li Gongfu only raised his head and suffocated the wine in the glass!
Don't think that Li Gongfu Li Catcher would not know that those mahogany food boxes were only made by the carpenter Wang at the head of the city with leftover scraps! Although it looks beautiful, it is really not worth a few big money! This kind of thing, want to deceive him, Qiantang County in charge of anti-pirates and security leaders?
Dream it!
The whole Qiantang County is not very big. What kind of stores are there, who are good at what to do, or are there any pickled goods who only know how to hang around on the street? He doesn't know that Li Gongfu himself? !
"Ahem!"
"Supreme Taiyi Duer Tianzun..."
At this moment, Li Gongfu, who was still sighing, suddenly turned his head and saw an old Taoist man wearing a shabby Taoist robe, even with several patches on it, leaning toward him and let him The head that was slightly painful because of salary has become more painful!
The disciples of the Sanqing Dynasty often chant "Blessed Life Immeasurable Tianzun" when they are giving rituals, and if they encounter misfortunes among the believing people, they sing "Supreme Taiyi Due Tianzun" Supreme Taiyi Save Suffering Tianzun", that is, call Taoist great kindness Looking for the voice, Taiyi saves the suffering Tianzun manifests the spirit to help the unfortunate and save the suffering.
In ancient times, no one dared to shout ‘Blessed Heaven’ directly, and dared to chant like that, maybe they would be beaten by the more real Taoists!
"Ouch!"
"I said Chen Daochang! My Li Gongfu really has no money today, and I really can't save you from your ill! So, you don't come to my Li family again today..."
"If you don't dislike it, just come over and sit down and eat some?"
Seeing that this old fortune teller from the west of Qiantang County came to see him again, Li Gongfu had two big heads!
This old Taoist surnamed Chen is said to have repeatedly failed the imperial examination, and then he could not make a living. Under the frustration and poverty, he suddenly realized and joined the Tao? Then, the other party didn’t have to go to a teacher, and with a few books that didn’t know the ruined temple, he found the Dao Zang, so he walked straight into the Dao Sect and became a stall that didn’t know magic skills, but could only help people with fortune-telling and writing books. Taoist priest!
But usually, the other party lives in this place in the west of the city, which is very difficult...
But Li Gongfu looked at the other party pitifully. He often had a meal without a meal. He was worried that the other party would starve to death. Just a few days after receiving his salary almost every month, he asked the other party for fortune-telling. Can he barely eat a few days of cooking cakes or boil some porridge every month?
Therefore, after seeing the other party now, Li Gongfu himself was a little bit bitter at the same time, pointing to the table that had been eaten by a little girl and said.
Although there are only some leftovers left here, the little girl wastes a lot when eating. It is always okay to let this old Taoist eat a good meal.
"Then...noise!"
After finishing speaking, the old Taoist stared his eyes and went straight to the table. He didn't dare to fight with the weird little girl from Fanbang. He just took the leftovers and the big food spilled on the table. Especially eat it.
"Well?"
[Choking] (⊙~⊙)
"Here, give it to you..."
(o゜▽゜)o☆
Seeing a stinky old man suddenly approached, Annie was taken aback first, and almost didn't really choke!
Then, she felt that she was already very full today, and that she could come back another day, so she put down the empty blue and white jar in her hand, and carefully pushed the two edible foods in front of her. To each other!
She has eaten now, so she can barely leave it like this today, she will come again when she has time? Moreover, the old man in front of her looked strange and pitiful, and his body was stinking, so she was no longer in the mood to continue eating.
"Thank you for this female layman!"
"The old man really met a nobleman today! Also, Li catching his head, I just gave you a look, you are about to spread the wealth of the sky! It is really gratifying, gratifying!"
"When the time comes, don't forget the old ways..."
The old Taoist hurriedly pulled the food pushed by the little girl in front of him, and then ate the big meal while constantly scanning back and forth on Li Gongfu and the blond Panbang little girl.
He didn't lie, he just gave this head Li a fortune, the other party is indeed ready to be lucky, and will soon become rich!
"Come on!"
"Dao Chang Chen... I used to give you money on time every month, and I never saw you say a good thing! Every day I know that our Li family, or that my mother-in-law’s Xu family must have a disaster and disaster. I be careful?"
"Now, I'm here to give you some delicious foods, and you will immediately say something good about us? Ha! It deserves that your fortune-telling booth is not getting better!"
Li Gongfu shook his head and talked to the old Taoist priest with some dumbfounding.
This veteran who changed his career from a poor scholar, doesn't know how to be a human being, and he can't speak much. That's why he is so miserable! Think about it, other people go to fortune-telling. Which one is there when something good happens? People must go to the other party for inquiries and fortune-telling only because things are not going well, but the result?
This old guy didn't know whether it was true or false. Anyway, there are those hexagrams saying that others are unlucky. In short, there is no good thing!
Over time, people in the entire Qiantang County knew that the other party was just a weird old Taoist who could only ‘success’ but not ‘rescue’? Therefore, after the fame spread, no one wanted to find a fortune-telling partner anymore, and even few people wrote letters... They had to be reduced to let Li Gongfu be a timely rain from time to time, and help him on time every month. The sad end.
"Old way, I didn't talk nonsense this time!"
"I see that you have upturned bones on your forehead and aura in your eyes. You must be blessed by immortals. In the future, you will be rich and noble, and all evils will not invade!!"
After wiping the messy and withered beard that was soaked in grease with his hand, Chen Daoshi confronted Li Gongfu, who had no longer believed him much, to defend him.
"Hmm! This tastes good, the old way takes some home to eat slowly!"
With that said, the old Taoist even directly stuffed two plates of untouched dishes into the fortune-telling booth and box he carried with him, and he was not afraid that the store would come to trouble him!
After all, a pot is also worth a lot of coins.
"Chen Old Dao, Chen Old Dao... No wonder no one wants to ask you for a fortune teller... Just what you said, I am afraid that even children will not believe it!"
If you get a bargain, you will sell well. This kind of rhetoric, is it true that Li Gongfu is a fool?
"Old Dao is not talking nonsense, this is absolutely true! I dare to swear to Daoxin!!"
The old Taoist is anxious. This Li Catcher is his food and clothing parents. How could he Chen Lao Dao talk nonsense?
"You may not know Li Catching Head, I have come to realize it recently..."
He has indeed made a slight improvement in his Taoism recently, and he has become more accurate in his looks! Of course, it's just that no one wants to come and see him again... But he will not lie to Li Gongfu!
"Well!"
"You should also know the thing about me now! Tell me, how can I find the guy who stole the treasury!?"
Although the whole of Qiantang County knew about this matter, Li Gongfu still lowered his voice subconsciously, and after seeing that no one around was eavesdropping, he lowered his voice and asked this old man.
The Kuyin that the other party had asked for himself before seemed not very useful. Ku Yin lost it again, and he was going to take his hands and guard there at night!
"This one……"
"The old way has limited mana. If Kushen can't help it, the old way can't help it."
That kind of enchanting things, where did Chen Old Dao dare to join in casually to find his way? After all, he was a wild Taoist from a wild road, and now he couldn't even master the painting amulet.
"Okay! Then I take a step back!"
"Then you count this little guy, her name is Annie, and you can tell me where are her parents and family? How can I send her away?"
If the other party really knows how to do it, then come and help him Li Gongfu, help him send this little girl who can't afford it, and send this little ancestor away early!
As long as he solves this troublesome matter for him, then he will thank God Li Gongfu, and thank God and Buddha!
"what?"
(,,????.????,,)?
Hearing the two talk about herself, Little Annie, who was looking for something to wipe her hands, stared at them curiously.
"Well……"
"Please wait!"
Chen Daoshi wiped his mouth, and took out a tortoise shell with densely packed various unknown symbols. While looking at the little girl, he leaned in front of the tortoise shell with a greasy old face, and began to pinch his fingers to count silently on it. Up.
"??"
"What do you mean by pinching your fingers? It's really strange for adults like you, it's so spicy, you still have to pinch your fingers?"
Σ(￣д￣;)! ! !
I found that the other party was doing some kind of witchcraft, and it seemed to be far worse than Annie's own prophecy! Therefore, after just one glance, she didn't take it too seriously.
If the other party can count that kind of thing, that's weird!
At the time Annie herself couldn't find her way home using prophecy, so the old wizard, who was too weak to use her strength, also wanted to count her Queen Anne? If it weren't for being here now, if a backlash passed, he would be good-looking!
"..."
Old Chen thought about it for a long time, and finally the cold sweat came out... But in the end, he sighed and shook his head.
"Do you see what is coming?!"
Li Gongfu didn't understand Chen Lao Dao's weird expression. Anyway, he only knew that this little girl could not be served now, she must not be able to support it, and it would be too difficult to support... She must be returned to the other's family as soon as possible!
That old master’s remark is very good, ‘it’s hard to raise only a villain and a girl’? Look, is there anything more difficult to raise than the little Panbang girl Annie that Li Gongfu met? Just like this little guy, I am afraid that Gudou, the richest man in Qiantang County, dare not raise it!
"I can't see it, I only saw a golden light..."
"Oh! I didn't look at it, I didn't look at it! I still don't know how to do well, I dare not look at it, and I won't go to see this little layman again!"
He just looked at the little girl with the innocent celestial eye that he had just learned, and then...
He was directly flashed by the golden light on the opponent!
Therefore, he felt: Either, it may be that his own Taoism is indeed not enough, it is really inaccurate! Or, is the other party is an extremely powerful fairy Buddha descending to the earth, so he can't see clearly, and he won't show it? !
However, Chen Lao Dao is more inclined to the former, thinking it should be the reason why his Dao deeds are not enough? After all, there should not be such a blond little girl in the fairy-Buddha list of the Chinese mainland, even if it is a Western religion!
"I knew you, Mr. Chen, couldn't believe it!!"
He slapped the table fiercely, and Li Gongfu glared at each other half-roared in grief.
He was really ill and went to the doctor just now, so he would choose to believe in this poor old Taoist priest? If the other party could really spot it, he would have lived in the road view a long time ago, where would he live on the streets, relying on him, Li Gongfu, to survive?
"The old way retire and stop bothering Li to catch his head!"
Seeing that the shop's second child had already come over, Chen Laodao, who was worried that he would be driven away, directly sang and apologized, and hurriedly carried his fortune-telling box containing several plates of leftovers and noodles and slipped out. The food for a few days now With a plate that can be exchanged for money, he should have retired.
"Li catch his head!"
"Here! Your food hits these two mahogany food boxes, you are satisfied, come again when you have time?"
Dian Xiaoer of course knows that the old way has gone a lot of things, but he doesn't mind, as long as this Li catches the head and pays the bill! Compared with the money the other party will give, what are these two wooden boxes and a few plates?
"..."
"How many?"
You always have to pay for meals, even if he catches his head!
"Thanks for your patronage, Li catches his head, and all the shopkeepers have been erased. All you need is this number!"
Xiao Er stretched out three fingers, and then began to stare at the small purse that the other party had touched.
"..."
Li Gongfu took out his purse distressedly, with emotion and entanglement...
Although he usually likes to spend lavishly, but like now, a meal took a month's salary. This kind of thing, after the money is given away, he can't explain it when he goes home. Moreover, it seems that my two pieces of silver and copper are not enough?
What should I do?
Not only did a meal run out of monthly salary, but also had to pay for it? This matter, even Li Gongfu himself felt that it was a bit too much... the lady in the family would definitely have been slandering him for a long time!
"That one……"
"I have this, if gold coins, can it?"
(^▽^)↗??
Seeing the embarrassed look of the head-catcher uncle, Little Annie, who had eaten with Uncle Coleson in New York, of course knew why the other person had that expression, so she was very interesting and timely took out a shiny glitter. , Huang Cancan's gold coin! This is what Tibbers reminded her just now, saying that this hotel also has that kind of golden leaves? Then, the other party should definitely receive gold!
If one gold coin is not enough, then she still has a lot of gold ingots, which is impossible.
"!!!"
"!!!"
Both the shopkeeper and Li Gongfu looked at the gold coin thrown on the square dining table by the little girl in a little astonishment, and then their eyes went straight.
Such a thick exquisite gold coin cannot be exchanged for dozens or even hundreds of taels of silver!
"Dangdang...Of course it is possible!"
Xiaoer Dian became stuttered at this moment!
That's a gold coin, gold... He has only seen the thinly pressed gold leaf at most, and he has never seen it many times. As long as they receive this gold coin, even if they exchange it to the other party according to the usual rules, they will have to make a fortune from it!
"Humph!"
However, before Xiao Er could pick up the gold coin on the table, Li Gongfu snatched it quickly!
First he weighed it lightly in the palm of his hand, and then stared at him for a while, thinking that this should be the real guy, he generously squeezed all his salary into the palm of the little distressed shop. .
"Little Annie!"
"I knew you had this kind of gold coin, uncle, I didn't have to be so embarrassed just now!"
After hiding the gold coins next to his body, Li Gongfu's face finally improved a little! At least, he can eat and drink for nothing, and he doesn't have to worry about eating what the mother-in-law at home has lost.
"Little Er! If you don't have enough, you will be charged to my account first, and I will send it to you when you have time!"
Li Gongfu, who had money in his hand and didn't panic in his heart, finally swept away his previous frustration and picked up two mahogany food boxes with his head held up.
"Little Annie, go!"
"Uncle takes you home! Before you find your family, or your family comes to you, you will live in my house! Don't worry, my mother-in-law will love you!"
Now Li Gongfu a little believes in the words of the old Taoist Chen. Look, he finally recruited good luck, even eating and taking, and a good meal for the whole family at night is definitely indispensable! That gold coin is regarded as the little girl's food and lodging money, and he will never return it again!
just……
I don't know where Xu Xian's unforgettable guy is now. Otherwise, I can ask him to come back for a good meal at night?
Tsk tut, that guy is really a lucky oil bottle!
However, what Li Gongfu didn't know was: the brother-in-law Xu Xian he was thinking about, the brother-in-law of his family, he was the king of little white faces in the mainland of China for two thousand years!
People have achieved the pinnacle of Xiao Bailian's great career! It can be said that there is no one before and no one afterwards! !
Because, Xu Xian doesn't have to do anything, and soon there will be a thousand-year-old white snake begging and crying to come home to repay his favor!
Maybe... are you already paying back?
Anyway, the lady in this family is very powerful, and she will surely take care of everything, even including the day-to-day ascent and becoming an immortal and becoming a Buddha?
"Uncle Head Catcher!"
"Can that kind of gold coin really be used as money?!"
╰(°▽°)╯
Annie realized that the gold coins she took out seemed to be worthy of money, so she asked crisply while catching up with the head-catcher policeman leading the way with the food box in front.
If possible, then she will never have to worry about having no money to buy delicious food! Because, in her space pocket, whether it is gold coins or gold ingots, she has a lot of them! !
"of course can!"
"Gold is the most valuable! Like the one you just took out, it can be eaten in this shop for ten and a half days like today!!"
Humph!
The second in the shop just now wanted to take advantage of Li's eyelids? Without thinking about that, how could he have taken so much money to the other party?
"Great!"
"From now on, I can eat whatever you want! I want to eat all the delicious books from Qiantang County!"
??????(ˊ??ˋ)??????
Whether there is anything weird in this world Anne doesn't care, she only knows that with the countless gold coins in her space pocket, she can eat enough!
"!!!"
"Little Annie, do you have any gold coins?"
Li Gongfu was a little weird. Looking at the weird red ‘skirt’ the other party was wearing, it seemed that he didn’t see a place to hold that heavy stuff...
"Of course!"
"I have a lot of them, look!"
ヾ(??°??°??)????????????
As if offering treasures, Annie directly took out a lot of gold coins, lying in her palms, about a dozen.
"!!!"
"The money is not revealed!"
"Annie! It's not safe for a child to bring so much money. Uncle will help you keep it first, and then go back and give it to your aunt. When that happens, just tell her what you want to eat!!!"
Seeing that the other party actually took out so much, Li Gongfu was so frightened that he quickly put down the food box in his hand, took the gold coins from the other party's hand, and after seeing no one around him noticed, he whispered to the little girl. Tao.
Wealth is touching, and it is not safe for a child to carry so much money with him! If you are seen by others, any villain or monster will come together, so be careful!
"Oh……"
Annie didn't care about the gold coins that the other party took away, because she had too many coins, as long as she knew that those things could be exchanged for delicious ones, then she would be satisfied.
"I will give the money to your custodian first, and I will return it to you when your family comes?"
Feeling the heavy gold on his waist, Li Gongfu thought for a while, still felt that he could not greet the money of other people's Fanbang children casually! At most, let the mother-in-law at home take good care of it after returning home. The little guy usually eats it, just deduct it from here.
As long as he doesn't spend his own money, how can he care how difficult this child is to raise?
"No more, give it to you!"
⊙0⊙
That kind of thing, Xiao Annie herself still hates taking up space, how could she still want to go back?
"!!!"
"Are you really kidding?!"
Li Gongfu was shocked!
That's a lot of money, even if he is a life-long catcher, as long as he is not greedy for ink, he will not make it to death! Could it be possible that that useless Chen Lao Dao's hexagram is fulfilled? If that's the case, then he has to thank the other party well!
"I still have a lot, I'm not kidding!!"
(￣▽￣)~
"There are a lot more?!"
Li Gongfu stood still and began to look at the other party up and down again, and only after making sure that the other party could not hide so much money, he cautiously asked:
"You are not a monster, are you?"
There are demons, ghosts and immortals in this world, Li Gongfu knows, so he hesitates now... he dare not lead a monster home!
"You are the monster!!"
(ー`??ー)
Youkai~EbookFREE.me~ must be curse, right? Therefore, Little Annie cursed back mercilessly.
"Aren't you a god?"
"what?"
"God or something, I know... but what is immortal, can it be eaten?"
⊙(??◇??)?
"..."
As for what immortal is, where would he know Li Gongfu? In fact, they often talk about the gods and gods, the difference between gods and immortals, he himself can't distinguish!

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