Chapter 660: Bizarre Earth Japanese Earthling ∑ (tsu ° Д °;)

After an afternoon hurried hurriedly, in the evening, Bulma and Monkey King finally drove to the village in the mountain where the Dragon Ball radiation signal was displayed while the sun was slowly slanting west.
It's just that at this time, Little Annie, who had been sitting with somersault cloud and following them both, had already stopped staying with the two of them.
"it hurts……"
"Hey! Boomer, why is that annoying Annie missing?"
"If she was still there, it would be much simpler! She is so powerful, even the old Guixianren is not her opponent, then she must be able to beat that Oolong Devil."
Just now when the two of them came to this weird and empty village, in order to find out those weird people who hid, he was brutally hit on his forehead by a bald uncle hiding behind the door. One axe! And if he hadn't been tempered by his grandfather since he was a child, and his whole body had long been trained into the copper skin and iron bones of the martial arts, and he was not even afraid of ordinary bullets, I am afraid he would probably be dead now!
Although he is fine now, but such a big wood-chopping axe slashed down hard, and the strength was so strong that it directly shattered the cast iron axe blade. The power at the time was obvious... So, even his Monkey King His forehead is so hard that it's normal to get a little hurt!
Therefore, now he will sit down honestly after the two sides have resolved the misunderstanding, and let some strange but pretty guy around him bandage his wounds.
"She said that we were driving too slowly, so we went alone to find the dragon ball with the farthest distance..."
Bouma had been a bit resentful about that little guy who left her behind and didn't know where to go by herself!
Don't think she didn't know, although the little guy kept saying that he wanted to help her find the Dragon Ball for Bouma, but in fact, that guy was impatient at all, so he found an excuse to leave first.
"Don't worry about her first, you still think about whether you can beat that Oolong Devil! Don't let the bad guy come to this village to catch these poor girls again!"
Bouma, who had just inquired with the bald uncle of this family, had already roughly figured out what happened here and the whole story.
There is nothing more than a guy like a village tyrant, his name is Oolong, and he has some powerful methods or skills, such as transforming into various monsters, etc., and then the other party has been bullying men here. Domineering girl... The other party had already married several girls before, not counting, but now I still want the next one, that is, the daughter of the bald uncle next to him, the little girl who is dressing Monkey's head with medicine?
but……
The only thing that puzzled Boomer is: that little girl, it seems that she is no bigger than Monkey King, so short and so small, is the Oolong Devil a pedophile? If you want to marry a wife, instead of looking for a big beauty like her Miss Bouma, you want to spy on such a little girl who wants no and has no butts? !
Sure enough, she really didn't know if she didn't venture out, there would be so many weird and weird people in this huge world!
"How do I know if I can beat him if I haven't beaten him..."
If the devil that is said to become all kinds of powerful is as powerful as the old turtle fairy or the nasty little girl Annie, his Sun Wukong himself must not be able to beat the opponent!
However, he was not afraid anyway. He followed this Bouma, and he meant to practice by the way. The more powerful the enemy, the happier his Monkey King!
As long as there is a fight, it’s okay to fight, or what happens if you lose, that’s not what he needs to think about now... However, he’s not afraid if he really loses because it’s very bad Before leaving, the girl Annie had already returned his somersault cloud to him, and if he couldn't beat it by then, he could fly away at any time.
"But don't worry, Boomer, I'm very good."
"I have learned martial arts from my grandfather, Sun Gohan, since I was a child. The black bears, tigers, leopards and dinosaurs in the mountains are not my opponents!"
To rule the king and dominate in the mountains, all animals are the Monkey King of his own food. Of course he thinks he is also very good in the outside world, so he really doesn't have much worry now.
"Hey……"
"Okay! Whatever you do, if it's as simple as you think I will rest assured..."
Bulma really regrets it now. Earlier, maybe she really shouldn’t have agreed to that little guy Annie alone to help her find the farthest dragon ball...Look at now, she actually has to rely on This Monkey, who doesn't know whether he is capable or not, is going to deal with a certain village tyrant Oolong who is said to be very good?
"??"
"Wait, what are you doing?"
Before I had time to think about whether the two of them were going to spend the night in this family’s house tonight, or if they ran outside to find an open space to put the portable capsule house, Bulma was shocked to find that the man was sitting on the small stool properly Sun Wukong, who asked the little girl to bandage the wound, unexpectedly stretched out his salty pig's hand again, and touched it randomly in other people's private parts?
That guy...
What does he want to do? Does he know, how bad is that kind of thing? !
"Ha! So you are also a girl, am I right?"
Monkey King ignored the question of a certain Bulma who walked behind him with a dark face, but with a naive face and a natural grin, while smiling, he pointed to the little girl who was eclipsed by him and asked. Tao.
Before today, Sun Wukong had met his grandfather, Sun Wufan, Bulma, Little Annie, and Grandpa Guixianren. So now I came to this village and saw so many people. After the young and old, he finally had the opportunity to practice, how can he easily distinguish a person from a male or a female?
That method is actually quite simple, it doesn't need much trouble, just reach out and touch it!
Bang! !
A fist hit Monkey King's head fiercely!
Although he didn't seem to have too much strength on the fist, he happened to hit the place where Monkey King was hit by the axe just now, so he jumped up in pain, and tears burst out from the corner of his eyes. Zi, then turned and glared at the guy who attacked him:
"What are you doing! Why are you hitting me again? It really hurts!!"
Monkey King is really angry now!
This Bulma, I don’t know why, is really becoming more and more unreasonable... For example, last night, he just touched her secretly and took off her very strange one. Little pants, how can I think of being hit with a gun so miserably and painfully... He recognized that thing, and vaguely knew that kind of thing didn't seem right?
But now, he didn't touch her, so why should he be beaten by her? He couldn't figure out this matter, because it made no sense at all!
"What a bastard!"
"Sun Wukong, you wild monkey with a long tail, what do you want?"
After expressing an apologetic smile to the frightened father and daughter, Bulma pulled Monkey King's ear to the side:
"You just touched the old grandmother who was going to give us the Dragon Ball. Now you are going to touch the little girl...say! You guy, is it on purpose?"
"Didn't I tell you, never touch a girl casually?!"
Miss Bulma had told this guy many times about this kind of thing, but this guy with a tail like a monkey turned out to be unchanging! I really don’t know if he is so innocent and naive as he appears, or is he deliberately pretending to take advantage of other people’s homes?
"Huh? Can't you touch it?"
"Ha! I see, can you touch it if you look older, and then you can't touch it if you are smaller or like Bouma?"
Just now when the old grandmother sent the Dragon Ball, his Sun Wukong did the same thing, but at that time, he was obviously not beaten... and now, he was not only beaten but also scolded... so he took it for granted. What I think is correct, that is: some girls can touch, but some can't?
but……
This kind of thing is really complicated...this Bouma, why didn't she tell her clearly earlier, and let him figure it out for herself?
"!!!"
"What is your logic? I tell you, as long as you are a girl, you can't touch it!!"
Sure enough, this kind of little kid who has never seen the world, even such a Dalian woman has never seen a few, is the most annoying! In short, Bouma decided: After the journey of searching for Dragon Ball is over, maybe she really should take this little guy back to her home, and then throw it into a school to make a good reform!
just……
At this age, the other party is going to be thrown into middle school or elementary school. This is a rather embarrassing question.
"but……"
"If I can't touch it, how do I know if they are girls?"
If it's the kind of person like his grandfather Sun Wufan who has been dead for many years, or the person with a beard like the old turtle immortal grandfather, then his Sun Wukong will know they are male without touching it!
However, if you encounter a face like this without a beard and a very frail face, if you don’t touch it and distinguish it, he really can’t distinguish it...because he has seen too few people. Now, as long as it is not familiar or the characteristics are too obvious, he will think that it looks the same.
"..."
Bulma was a little dull and opened her mouth slightly...
Without knowing why, she suddenly felt that what the guy named Monkey King just said made sense, but she was speechless?
but……
Snapped! ! !
Another slap slapped the swollen bag that was chopped out by the axe on the opponent's head, and made the opponent squat down with his head grinning again.
"Huh! Kid!"
"If you think you can fool the past with this kind of sophistry, then you are very wrong!!"
She Bulma is a super genius who is at the top of the earth in terms of IQ and EQ, and this wild monkey, who has been out of the mountain for a few days, dare to say that this sophistry-like myth is to fool her?
"If you have the ability, go touch that little Annie next time and see how she will treat you?!"
Bouma, who felt that he had to teach the Monkey King a profound lesson, after thinking about it, suddenly tempted him evilly.
Anyway, with her Miss Bulma's ability, she must be able to help this wild monkey! After all, the opponent is invulnerable, and the meaning of using fists and slaps to teach is not too great, so only those who can afford to teach this Monkey King a profound lesson?
"I dare not, she is too fierce!!"
Yes, the Monkey King now sees a little girl's eyes and can't help her calf trembling, so how dare to approach her?
Let’s not talk about those flames, just that kind of terrible lightning? It can make him never want to run into that evil fellow named Annie again!
"Humph!"
"I don't care about you, anyway, hurry up and prepare. At 12 o'clock tomorrow, when the Oolong Devil arrives to welcome you, we will all count on you!"
Bouma, who was looking for Dragon Ball again, and was going to be a babysitter for a big boy who didn't know anything, covered her forehead with a headache. She didn't plan to talk nonsense with the other party, but finally explained this more important thing.
Because, the old grandmother who just took out the dragon ball said: They must help this village to defeat the village tyrant Oolong Devil before the other party is willing to give her the dragon ball! Therefore, in line with the principle of taking people's money to eliminate disasters, she must first get the oolong before leaving this small village.
It's just that, all these things are done by this Monkey King, and Miss Bulma will just have to watch the excitement.
"What do I need to prepare?"
Where do you need to prepare for fighting?
That kind of thing was too simple. When he was in the mountains, he used to go out to find animals to fight. It was to see who was strong, and to see who had a lot of meat, he would just kill him and drag him back to roast and eat. He never had to go specially. What to prepare.
"Forget it, whatever you want!"
"But I can warn you: If you lose, I doubt that I will release the aircraft and run away without you!"
Bouma, who was going to release her capsule house while walking outside, said in a bitter voice.
"Don't worry, Bouma!"
"I have a somersault cloud now, if I really want to escape, I will definitely be faster than you!!"
A somewhat innocent voice rang behind Bouma, causing her to stop unconsciously and turn around abruptly, looking at the man holding her head, grinning, and smiling very brightly with a look of astonishment. boy.
"!!!"
Bulma, who is deprived of her genius, still thinks that Monkey King is stupid and doesn't understand anything. But now, look at him. Who says he is stupid? That guy, without a teacher, understood the truth of ‘you don’t need to run faster than the big devil, you just need to run faster than your Bouma’?
"You stay here tonight, goodbye!"

In a huge forest of alien mushrooms towering straight into the sky, on top of a castle built on a magnificent stone platform foundation, a very small figure with blue skin and a funny little round hat weird , Sitting on the edge of the balcony guardrail, stretched out his short legs just like that, looking up at the sky in a daze.
a long time……
He was just like that, no one knew what he was thinking.
Suddenly, without knowing when, the space was distorted. A little girl wearing a red dress with a cute red hood on her head and carrying a stuffed bear in her hand suddenly quietly Appeared behind the opponent.
"..."
∑(′△｀)? !
The little girl who appeared at the top of the castle looked at the surrounding environment first, and looked at the huge castle and the strange mushroom trees outside the castle. She didn’t know if they could eat mushroom trees. She was curious that this strange earth not only has dinosaurs, but also After this weird plant, she gently tiptoed, walked quietly behind the opponent, and looked at the opponent curiously again.
"..."
What? What?
I walked quietly behind the other party and found that this little, much shorter than himself, a weird person who didn’t look like an earthling, had never been able to discover his existence, so Annie, who started to play with her heart, suddenly He smiled wickedly, and after getting closer to the opponent a little bit again, he took a deep breath and shouted aloud from behind the opponent:
"Hey! Be careful to fall off!!"
(o???)??
"!!!"
"Wow!!!"
Got it!
At this moment, it was okay for Annie not to shout just now. With such a shout, she finally succeeded in making the other party agitated. Then her buttocks slipped on the guardrail, and instantly fell directly from the high castle balcony, and simultaneously issued A burst of terrifying screams!
"Ahhhhh!!!"
Fortunately, the height of this castle is so high that it takes a while for the opponent to fall to the ground even in free fall! Before that, it was enough for him to scream for several seconds.
"Oh!"
(?????)! ?
Unexpectedly, after the opponent was so intimidated and really fell, Annie could only sigh, and in time stretched out her hand, using a simple mage’s hand to throw the one that was about to fall to the ground. The blue-skinned little alien who had been smashed into meatloaf on the rocky floor was caught, and accelerated again, pulling it back down backwards.
That's right!
The person who had just done something evil was Annie, who was separated from Bouma and Monkey King.
Therefore, after putting the other party back on the platform at the top of the castle, the guy who had just done a bad thing made a big grimace at others as if he was familiar.
"laugh!"
(?????)
"Ah! Um... I'm sorry, I accidentally scared you, you must be fine, right?"
(^_?)☆
Although she said something very sorry, no one could tell that the face of a certain wretched little girl was just like the gloating prank after she succeeded. There was no guilt at all!
Even, she didn't even pretend to apologize, she was just a joke, she didn't take the matter just now to her heart.
"..."
He almost died?
The little blue-skinned "Alien" complexion was still pale at this time, even his original blue skin was almost unable to cover it.
"!!!"
"Who are you, what did you just use to catch me back?"
He didn't understand. Just now, he almost fell and died. How could he be pulled back to the top of the castle by something invisible by an ankle when he was about to hit the ground?
"My name is Annie!"
(^▽^)
"What's your name, blue-skinned alien?"
゛(‘◇’)?
"Humph!"
"I am King Pilaf, the owner of this castle and this area! Also, I am an earthling, not an alien you said!"
Although I don’t know when this little girl got into her castle and almost killed herself, but...because of some suspicion that the other party just brought herself back, and the other party has no obvious hostility, He didn't immediately press the button to call for support and guards in his sleeve~EbookFREE.me~, but looked up and down at the pretty little girl who was standing opposite him.
"?!"
(｀0′) Ha!
"You still want to lie to me, is there anyone on earth who looks like you?"
(lll￢ω￢)
Anne, who has been to many worlds and has seen countless earth people, can guarantee: no matter which earth it is, there are yellow, white, black and brown, red skins, but there is none. A weird person who is short and ugly with blue skin and pointed ears like the other party!
Anyway, if the other party said he was a human being on earth, Annie would definitely not believe it.
"hateful!"
"A dog can be the king and ruler of this earth, so why am I, King Pilaf, not an earthling?!"
Seeing that the other party dared to say something like that, Pilaf didn't care whether to call for support or the guards. Instead, he clenched his fists and glared at the strange little girl opposite.
He didn't understand. There are so many races on this earth. There are kobolds, ordinary people, dinosaurs, werewolves, and a lot of other messy races. Why is this little girl who is just ordinary people dare to come? Say he is King Pilaf an alien?
"Eh!?"
Σ(?д?lll)
"It seems that what you said is right... This earth seems to be different from the ones I've been to before..."
(??ˇ?ˇ??)
Finally, Annie seemed to remember...
This earth seems to be different from any earth I have ever been to... Here, there are a lot of messy animals and plants and these strange talking things!
If you think about it seriously, even the uneaten large turtle she met yesterday can still talk...