Chapter 211: Turn me off
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Shipborne Special Forces
- Three Hundred Hairs
- 1281 characters
- 2021-02-26 01:25:14
Wang Aiguo looked at his feet and found that the place was a manhole-like thing.
After Wang Aiguo stood up, the chief electrical officer said, "You jump twice."
"Well? Why?"
"Just jump," said the chief electrical officer impatiently.
Wang Aiguo had no choice but to jump two more times.
"This is okay, come and come, next." The mechanical and electrical chief dragged Wang Aiguo down, and then pulled him to the next place.
After jumping over ten manholes in a row, Wang Aiguo began to get confused. The main reason for co-authoring everyone to gather is to come over manhole covers?
"The mechatronics chief, so you asked me to come here just to let me jump over the manhole cover?" Wang Aiguo twitched twice, staring at the mechatronics with a speechless expression.
The mechanical and electrical chief shook his head and just wanted to speak. The host leader came over and said to the mechanical and electrical chief: "Old trick, how about these well covers?"
"I've tested it, and there isn't a loose one." Mecha said, patting his chest.
The host monitor nodded and said, "That's good, but how did you test it?"
"Oh, I found a fat guy of three hundred pounds and jumped back and forth, as long as it didn't collapse, it means there is no problem."
After the Chief Electrical Officer spoke, the scene was quiet.
Wang Aiguo looked down at the manhole cover under his feet and felt that the whole person was bad.
"Mr. Mechanical and Electrical, is it appropriate for you to do this? Are you afraid that I will fall?" Wang Aiguo cried desperately.
The mechanical and electrical chief snorted and hummed, "Relax, these manhole covers are three-foot-four, you must not go down."
"Why do you know how to ..."
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After jumping the Great God, no. After jumping the manhole cover, Wang Aiguo felt that his personality had been greatly insulted.
At this moment, he no longer wanted to stay in the mainframe warehouse. So he held his head and said, "Okay, Mr. Ma, I've tested it for you, can I go now?"
"What are you going to do? Isn't this just the beginning?" The mechatronic chief said excitedly.
Wang Aiguo froze, wondering, "Just started? What else do you want?"
At this time, the recruits began to walk in. Looking at so many recruits, Wang Aiguo was a stunner again.
Immediately, the mechanical and electrical director said, "Of course, it is to clean up the oil depot."
"Farewell." Wang Aiguo turned around as soon as he wanted to run, and then was decisively beaten down by a long sweeping leg of the electrician.
"A strong twisted melon is not sweet, a strong twisted melon is not sweet, a strong twisted melon is not sweet !!!" Wang Aiguo shouted in horror.
However, there is no use for eggs. The mechatronics grabbed his shoulder like a devil and laughed: "It doesn't matter if you are sweet or not, just quench your thirst."
"That's enough. You won't have friends like this!"
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"Okay, everyone draws lots. Which oil depot is drawn is here. Come and see. It's time to see the character." The host monitor took a few sheets of paper and walked to the crowd.
The recruits had no choice but to go up to the 'lottery' one by one.
In front of Wang Aiguo, Wang Aiguo just wanted to draw a lottery, but the host monitor did leave.
Wang Aiguo shouted, "I haven't smoked yet."
"You fleece, just the big one. I don't know if you can get in."
"Then you can't get in, can you let me go?" Wang Aiguo said angrily.
"Say it after trying." The voice of the host monitor came slowly.
Wang Aiguo was speechless, but at this time, his big face came to his side, and he patted him gently on the shoulder, with a deep expression on his face: "If you want to go, that's impossible, we have a problem."
"Am I the same as you?" Wang Aiguo said with his face slaped away.
Big face looked at the sign on his hand, and sighed helplessly: "Same, I have a pit with you."
Wang Aiguo: "..."
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After the lottery, everyone also arranged their own pits. Wang Aiguo went to the largest oil depot with a complex look and whispered, "Dare to ask, what is the waist circumference of this oil depot?"
"I measured it, about four feet four. You should be able to pass your waistline, but what about your bust?" The mechatronic asked with a complex look.
Wang Aiguo looked down at his chest muscles, and then said solemnly, "About four feet three."
"Then you can try it, come on." The chief of machinery and electronics opened the manhole cover of the oil depot, and he was ready to push Wang Aiguo down.
Wang Aiguo quickly reached out and shouted, "Wait, I have one last request."
"What is it?"
"Throw me your big face first, so in case I get stuck, there are people below who can push it."
On the side of the face was a naive face ready to read the joke, and the smile froze.
"Fat, I'm a comrade in your class. If you do this, you will have no comrades!" The big face shouted frantically, but then it was useless. Everyone in the main engine warehouse has now carried him to the wellhead.
"A strong twisted melon is not sweet, a strong twisted melon is not sweet!"
"These words have already been called by the fat man. Sweetness is not important. The important thing is to quench thirst. Alright, don't stop talking nonsense and hurry up to me." After that, the mechatronics man put his big face under the oil depot.
After the big face went down, the mechatronic chief looked at Wang Aiguo again: "How? You can go down now?"
"Then I try to make things difficult." Said Wang Aiguo began to undress.
Soon, Wang Aiguo undressed, and the shirtless began to go to the oil depot.
When he really went down, Wang Aiguo found out that the manhole looked quite big, but it didn't look so big when he really had to go through it.
The waistline is the same as that described by the chief of electrical engineering. There is basically no problem. But soon it came to the chest, and there was no doubt that Wang Aiguo was stuck.
"I said no, come on, pull me up." Wang Aiguo looked helpless, but with a little excitement in his tone.
The mechanical and electrical long brow frowned and quickly said: "Don't give up, I think there are still a lot of gaps here, there should be no problem. In this way, you move."
"Move, how do you move?"
"Move like the song sings, three turns left, three turns right, neck twisting ..."
Wang Aiguo stared at the mechatronics chief in front of him like Bundi, suddenly stunned. At this critical moment, you sing three left laps and three right laps on the side. Is that ridiculous?
"What am I ... do you tease me?" Wang Aiguo shouted ~ EbookFREE.me ~ At this moment, the host monitor came up with a smile, then bent down, his hands pressed on Wang Aiguo's shoulder.
"Big face, hold me by the leg, push me up, and you pull down, you can pull him down."
"Okay." He was just thrown down, and his face was extremely upset. Now that he has the opportunity to toss Wang Aiguo, he certainly won't give up.
Wang Aiguo was so frightened that "Hua Rong was overshadowed", and his face was distorted.
"Calm down, this thing is obviously not going to work. It won't have good results if you come by hard, ah ~~~~"
The words did not fall, Wang Aiguo's miserable shout sounded throughout the Donghe ship.
"Come on, come on, let me put you a BGM, with me left and right slow motion, right and left slow motion ..."
"Chief Electrical Officer, why have you turned off the music for me?" Roared Wang Aiguo.