Chapter 288: Haha week 1
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Shipborne Special Forces
- Three Hundred Hairs
- 1275 characters
- 2021-02-26 01:33:44
That night, Dadong returned to the workshop with a fishing rod after fishing. As a result, he saw twenty yuan sitting at the window, smoking while smoking.
When Da Dao saw this situation, he was shocked.
This… .. Is this a special electric shock?
Wu Dadong had this idea in his mind at that time, and then, without a word, flew up to give twenty yuan to the ground.
"Oh, my oh, who!" Twenty yuan turned over to the people, lying on the ground and cursed.
Tong Dadong froze for a moment, wondering: "You, aren't you electrocuted?"
"Why do I smoke a cigarette, can you get in a hurry?" Shouted the curse at twenty.
Wu Dadong was also embarrassed, and it was awkward to give someone a kick.
But strictly speaking, he didn't do anything wrong, after all, he was also thinking about the safety of twenty lives.
"I'm sorry, but then again, you smoke just when you smoke. What are you talking about?"
Twenty smoked a cigarette, his eyes smirked.
"This is for a reason ..."
"Oh, Parkinson."
"... would you like me to order?"
"What's going on?" Dadong looked confused.
Twenty yuan took a cigarette and looked at Dadong seriously: "I tell you, you really underestimate our class fat man."
Da Dadong thought about it, and then felt that this matter was a bit different. Do you have a half dime relationship with Wang Ai?
Knowing that Dadong certainly did not understand, twenty yuan continued: "I told you, I always thought that the people in our class had a bottom line and a discipline. Until today, I realized that I thought that the fat man was just thick-skinned. , But now I find that this product has no face at all. "
"... you just found out?" Dadong rolled his eyes. He originally thought that twenty dollars could say something nutritious, and the result was such a paragraph.
Twenty yuan each, and then immediately said, "Really, I don't lie to you. When I eat dinner, I see it with my own eyes. In order to eat an extra watermelon, I called the handsome guy on the side team."
"Wait a minute, what are you talking about?" Dadong waved and interrupted twenty words.
Twenty yuan quickly said: "I said he called the handsome guy on the side."
"Not this sentence, the previous sentence."
"Oh, this is for an extra watermelon ..."
"Sit down, call the handsome guy on the side team, can you eat an extra watermelon? Hey, I'll go a little, I will shout too." Said Dadong rushed out of the studio and went straight to the side team.
Twenty yuan looked at the back of Dadong's departure, and was messy at that time.
"You ... are you afraid to talk like you are against your conscience, aren't you afraid of thunder and thunder !!!"
Uh ...
Wu Dadong found the detachment the same day and called him Liangzi for thirty-five minutes.
The next day, Dalian also learned the news, and shouted at Liang Zi as soon as he saw the side team.
As the news spread, the wing team now walked from the bow to the stern, and everyone called him Liangzai everywhere. Soon, he was lost in the voice.
Then I could have eaten watermelon for a week, and I finished it for everyone in less than four days. At this moment, the captain was lost, wasn't this the food supplied according to the plan? Why did you finish it early?
This side team also has some grievances. He doesn't know what watermelon is not watermelon. He now has only two words in his mind-Liang Zi!
Uh ...
July is really a magic month. You may be able to live on your own in other months. But in July, it is absolutely impossible for you to live on your own. You have to rely on external forces.
For example ... watermelon, air conditioner, electric fan.
After coming to Liandao, everyone's demand for these three things is even greater. However, after all, the ship is not their own home. The power generation on the warship depends on diesel, and it is replenished if it is used more. The supply is too many times, and the above is also to be swearing.
The reason is also very simple, others patrol the circle to resupply once. And quickly used, patrolled half a lap and rushed back to supply. It is estimated that you can see the second half of the patrol in your next life.
So when I came to Liandao, the most headache of the ship leader was the problem of electricity.
In order to save electricity, the ship's leaders also took great pains. Every time after duty, it is not the first time to go to bed, but the first time to see if everyone is pulling the wires privately.
However, in such a hot day, you can not play mobile phones, but you cannot help but blow fans.
In the end, the captain was helpless. I wanted to save a little bit, and then turn on the air conditioner when the temperature reached 35 degrees or above in mid-July. Today, it can only be opened in advance.
At this time, the captain discovered an embarrassing problem.
The same evening, the captain held the first ship-to-ship conference after coming to the island.
Uh ...
"Comrades, I understand that everyone must be very confused, why I will focus on holding a ship-to-ship meeting."
Immediately after the opening, the captain uttered a word that made everyone look aggressive.
King Patriotic is late because he is late. Basically, as long as it has nothing to do with food, he will not come early. The consequence of coming late is that Wang Aiguo is now sitting opposite the captain.
I have a table with the captain, which is basically the seat that everyone is most unwilling to take. After all, you see the captain as soon as you look up, you will be more or less nervous.
But Wang Aiguo thought it was okay. After all, he was taller than the captain, so when he looked up, he couldn't see the captain, and directly saw the blackboard behind the captain.
I saw that Wang Aiguo ~ EbookFREE.me ~ who was sitting in front of him felt a little embarrassed. So the captain waved his hand to Wang Aiguo: "Patriotic, you move to the side. You are here, it is easy to block everyone from receiving signals."
King Patriotic: "..."
Am I a mountain or a sea?
Well, don't care about these details.
After the king patriotic moved to the side, everyone finally saw the captain. Immediately, the captain said, "Okay, let's announce something with you now. There are two news today, one good news and one bad news. So, which one do you want to hear first?"
"Good news," everyone said in unison.
Captain Wu nodded and said, "Okay, first of all, let's talk about the good news. From today, the ship's leader decided to turn on the air conditioner."
"Okay." Wang Aiguo couldn't help but take the lead and said, applauding.
As soon as King Ai applauded, everyone began to applaud. After applause lasted for more than ten seconds, the captain opened his hand and waved to everyone, motioning everyone to stop.
"Okay, everyone, don't be so excited, let me tell you the bad news. The bad news is that when I turned on the air conditioner today, I found that, our Freon air conditioner is gone."
Suddenly the scene fell into a dead silence.
Freon is gone, then turn on a fart air conditioner, a hot air conditioner?
顺 By the way, the air conditioner on board is a shipboard air conditioner, which is a type of central air conditioner, but it consumes Freon very quickly. As for why, Wang Aiguo is not clear.
But the situation is clear to everyone now. The captain made it clear to inform them that this air conditioner is temporarily unavailable.