Chapter 32: There are always a few 8 words in life

Huang Huanggang put forward this peeing contest with confidence, and everyone engaged in a rush, everyone didn't know why he was so confident. However, as the loser of the last game, he does have the right to choose the game.
So at noon everyone can only run out of the building and go to the public toilet on the playground.
As for why you should go out, the main reason is that the toilets in the building are not long enough. Of course, the most important thing is that the toilets in the building are cleaned by Wang Aiguo Hostel.
And the big toilet on the playground is not the same, that was cleaned by the eleven teams.
I walked out of the building, and Wang Aiguo was thinking about the deep meaning of this game proposed by Huang Gang.
If you think about it, this game seems to be bad for him. After all, he is more than 200 pounds of fat, how good can you expect a 200 pound of fat to be?
But think again. He is a otaku, he has never had a girlfriend from beginning to end, and he has no hobby of flying. Thanks to his boy skills for more than 20 years, he may not be worse than them.
More importantly, he doesn't smoke. The vast majority of people in their dormitories smoke, and everyone should know what smoking will affect. And Wang Aiguo does not smoke, so it ’s more or less a favorable factor.
When I thought of this, Wang Aiguo was immediately full of confidence in himself. Even if it's not the first, he should not be the last.
Suddenly, as their group of people walked towards the large toilet, one person was squatting behind the large toilet at the moment, desperately smoking the smoke on his hand.
Uh ...
"This recruit has no way to bring it. After this recruit comes over, he won't even smoke a cigarette, can this day be passed?" The chief of the squatting crouched behind the big toilet in distress, secretly cursing the person who ordered the smoking ban.
The puppet army actually started smoking ban a long time ago, but because there are too many people smoking, it has not been effective for a while.
Later, the senior leaders felt that instead of solving the smoking problems of the old smokers, it is better to start with the dolls. Those recruits have been training for half a year. If they do n’t smoke for half a year, they basically quit smoking.
之后 After the smoking ban was issued, many recruits were not adapted. But after all, the army ordered it to be banned, so it was helpless. In order to play an exemplary role, Grandpa Bi took the initiative to quit smoking, and ordered all 12 teams of non-commissioned officers not allowed to smoke.
It doesn't matter if it is in the Jiajia District. After all, it is still young, but the old smoker like the secretary can be hurt by the captain.
If it wasn't for the unruly regulations of Grandpa Bi, he would not have ran to the vegetable field behind the henhouse to smoke.
He just went there and smoked a cigarette, and almost sent him to hell.
As soon as I thought about it, the secretary was a fire. He still has a big bow tied to his head. This is all thanks to Wang Aiguo and others.
As for why not go to the health team to change the bandage on his head, the main reason is that the military doctors in the recruit camp are all super gossip. Now this wound on his head can be counted since he joined the army ... No, it is the greatest shame since birth!
So he would rather wear this bow than go to the health team. If this is known to the medics, the entire recruit barracks will be known within a day.
Alas, today he had another addiction. He couldn't smoke in the building, and the vegetable garden was destroyed. In desperation, he could only hide behind the big toilet and smoke.
The chief of the Tongtang Church was forced into this way, which made the entire secretary nearly collapse.
Uh ...
In the blink of an eye, Wang Aiguo and others led by Huang Gang to the big toilet.
Everyone is actually very anxious to go to the large toilet, because Huang Gang proposed the game before eating, so in order to look better, everyone drank two large bottles of mineral water after dinner, and now everyone's bladder is about to explode.
As soon as I arrived at the toilet, a group of people couldn't wait to start the game, and Huang Gang took the lead and came first.
As soon as Huang Gang shot, everyone was shocked.
"Sit down, Huang Gang, you can! Two and a half, don't tell me you are still a virgin?" Wang Aiguo stared at Huang Gang with a look of shock.
Xi Huanggang looked reddish and didn't speak, but nodded his head slightly.
For a while everyone was speechless.
The second one is Wang Aiguo. Although he has 20 years of boy skills, his body is really not as good as a fat man, and he barely urinates for one and a half.
And the rest of the people were basically between one and a half to two, barely better than Wang Aiguo.
I was a little boy. This guy who dreamed of entering the Marine Corps had a good body. He out three puppets and directly pressed Huang Gang.
I soon had two people left. Wang Aiguo looked at the divine doctor and the monk and sighed helplessly.
"This meal today, I can't escape it." Wang Ai's heart felt for a while.
However, the facts are always beyond everyone's expectation. No one expected that this guy from the doctor of God had even passed a single tadpole.
After urinating, the miracle doctor looked at the crowd and scratched his head awkwardly, saying, "Oh, what, the main reason I came to be a soldier was because I had too many girlfriends, and then they found out again ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Finally I came to the army to hide them. "
Everyone: "..."
The last one appeared, and the results were beyond everyone's expectations. But it is good news for Wang Aiguo, at least he does not need to treat guests.
Everyone has ended the ‘fighting’ and only the last monk is left. Everyone is still curious about monks. After all, a monster from Shaolin Temple who can jump free-handedly, everyone wants to know what kind of achievements this guy has.
As a result, the monk lived up to expectations and surprised everyone with a shot.
I saw a 'fountain' about three meters high, sprayed directly from a small window above the toilet.
"Wow!" The crowd was startled and couldn't help but give the monk a 666.
How can this be done to such a degree, this is a farm animal!
As a result, when everyone was feeling, suddenly a figure appeared at the door of the toilet.
I glanced at everyone ... Hehe, he is the secretary.
Everyone looked at the dripping bow on the head of the secretary, and suddenly they had a bad feeling in their hearts.
"Is this special, wouldn't it be so coincident ..."
There was a dead silence in the air, a group of people stared with big eyes, and no one spoke for a while.
…… ..
After a long while, the secretary couldn't help but yelled: "Specially, why are you guys, you have nothing to do when you have a full meal, and you need to pour some water outside?"
"Pour water? No ..." Wang Aiguo thought in pain, thinking what had happened to the secretary, and they had already guessed. But this thing really doesn't blame them, after all, who can imagine that someone will squat behind the toilet!
At a critical moment, the monk suddenly popped out and said loudly: "Secretary, we are wrong, we dare not next time, really!"