Chapter 44: Painful constipation

After no money, Wang Aiguo gradually began to understand, what is delicious, what is like or not is fart, and hungry is not delicious.
But there are still many sequelae of eating steamed buns. I don't know if Wang Aiguo's stomach is not well adapted to the relationship of steamed buns. He had a smooth bowel movement and started to gradually become constipated. Su became a major problem for him.
Su Ben ’s pain is not just a simple 'chrysanthemum injury', but the most important thing is ... The recruit camp is squatting in the toilet, squatting in the pit for half an hour, when Wang Aiguo felt like he was hitting his legs flash'.
Wang Aiguo, who squatted for a long time, crawled back to the bed and started moaning in pain.
"Spirit doctor, my good sacred doctor, are you a senior student at the University of Chinese Medicine, do you have any solution to constipation?"
The doctor on the upper bunk looked down at Wang Aiguo, who was lying on the bed rather than dead, and frowned slightly: "Are you so exaggerated?"
"Specially, then guess what I slept on instead of lying on?" Wang Aiguo said angrily.
The next moment the dormitory was quiet, and everyone looked at each other in the quiet darkness. After a long time, the monk said, "What, I also want to know, is there any way to moisturize the bowels?"
"Are you constipated too?"
The monk lifted the quilt, looked at his lower body, and nodded complexly: "Slightly."
"Well, in fact, constipation is still very easy to solve, I have learned it before. When you are constipated, just take three hard shots to the Tianling Cap."
"So simple?" Wang Aiguo asked in confusion.
The noble doctor nodded: "I don't believe you try 呗."
Uh ...
一 In the early morning the next day, Grandpa Bi got up in a refreshing mood. Yesterday and night he felt like he slept well, so he got up at 5:30 today.
Seeing that it was a while before getting up, Grandpa Bi decided to take a look at the floor. Anyway, it's five-thirty. Wang Aiguo and others shouldn't get up yet, shouldn't anything strange happen?
Holding this idea, Grandpa Bi went up to the third floor. As a result, as soon as I went upstairs, I heard a strange click in the toilet on the third floor.
Bi Grandpa froze, then curiously went to the door of the toilet, looked out a pair of eyes and looked carefully inside.
As soon as he got in, Grandpa Bi saw Wang Aiguo squatting in the toilet.
Reasoning, Grandpa Bi felt that he was also a person who had gone through strong winds and waves, and would not be surprised to see anything in the toilet. After all, he has seen smoking in the toilet, flying in the toilet, and even seeing instant noodles.
But at this moment, he was still startled by Wang Aiguo, because for the first time he saw someone squatting in the toilet and claping his head with desperation. The expression was stingy, it was like shooting yourself to death.
三 "Three hundred, what are you doing? Want to commit suicide?" Grandpa Bi finally couldn't help, and walked into the toilet and asked Wang Aiguo.
King Wang Aiguo looked up. When he saw it was Grandpa Bi, he was a little embarrassed at once: "No, it was said by the theologian, so that constipation can be treated."
"I first heard that constipation can still be treated this way, I don't know I thought you were practicing iron head exercises."
Immediately after Hei's voice fell, Grandpa Bi heard a roar from that pit on the side of Wang Aiguo, and then there was a ‘嘭’.
Uncle Grandpa was frightened and thought someone was washed away by the toilet. As a result, he walked to the second pit and found that it was a monk crouching on the pit, and he still had half a brick.
The monk and grandpa Bi looked at each other for a while, and neither of them spoke for a while. After a long while, the monk grinned sillyly: "Captain, I am also constipated, so by the way practice iron head skills ..."
"Let ’s go, when I haven't been here." Grandpa Bi exited the toilet with her chest in his chest, and now he had only one idea in his mind, and that was to go back to the room and take some pill.
Who said that going to bed early and getting up early is good for your health? In this 12 team, getting up early will definitely hinder physical and mental health, and even serious myocardial infarction will be caused!
I cherish life and stay away from the third floor.
Uh ...
I took a photo all morning, but Wang Aiguo only felt like he was dizzy and so was the monk. The two took more than 300 shots of the Tianling Cap, and the Tianling Cap was almost broken. The other is even more powerful, smashing eight bricks in succession.
Both of them felt that their iron head exercises were almost completed, but they were not happy at all, because they were not here to practice iron head exercises, they just wanted to treat constipation.
"Divine doctor, do you really use this method?" Wang Aiguo looked at the divine doctor in pain and said.
Xi Shenyi looked at the two of them. For a while, he didn't know what to say. He could only explain: "This is what my teacher said. It really worked. I haven't tried it."
等等 "Wait a minute, I found a question, why is it that I and the monk are constipated, do you not?" Wang Aiguo looked at the therapist and other people in doubt.
I was a little confused when Wang Aiguo said this. Everyone looked at Wang Aiguo and the monk, and compared them with Wang Aiguo and the monk's life.
In the end, they came to a conclusion that recently they still have a bucket of instant noodles ~ EbookFREE.me ~ and Wang Aiguo and the monk ca n’t afford instant noodles because of the wallet being taken away.
So comprehensive analysis, Wang Aiguo came up with an answer-trench oil can treat constipation.
As to why it is trench oil, it is mainly because the commissary sells all pirated goods. What Kang Shuaifu, Xiangba Lao, Hong Niu are among them.
For the treatment of constipation, we use Kang Shuaifu brand trench oil for the effect!
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In the morning, according to the usual practice, it is still running for three kilometers. Of course, this is only the privilege of those who are not qualified for three kilometers.
Although the monk passed once, but this was a burst of time. In the second test, he recovered a high score of 14 minutes and 10 seconds, so he could only grit his teeth and continue to run with Wang Aiguo for three times. km.
The three kilometers in the morning were originally composed of two people, Wang Aiguo and You Xia, but now they are going to the hospital, and Wang Aiguo can only run by themselves.
King Aiguo and the monk ran side by side, the speed was not fast, and the two were able to talk. For a time, Wang Aiguo felt that it was not particularly painful.
However, the monk felt a bit strange when he was running, so he said to Wang Aiguo, "Three hundred, help me see if I don't wear my pants today. Why do I always feel a little bit obedient?"
"Strange? What else can be strange about pants? Did you forget to wear underwear?"
"You didn't wear underwear, help me quickly." The monk said angrily.
Comrades are busy to help, after all, is comradeship!
So Wang Aiguo soon slowed down and retreated behind the monk.
It doesn't matter if you look at it, Wang Aiguo caught it on the spot. This picture seems a bit scary!