Chapter 499: Little fart is useful

I saw Luo Xintao awake, Wang Aiguo immediately showed a happy look, and quickly said: "Old iron, you can wake up! I just have something to help you, you hurry ..."
"You wait for a while, then, what can you tell me, what are you doing? In addition, can you lift up your pants for me?" Luo Xintao looked at Wang Aiguo, who had half of his pants down, and felt his eyes fast. blind.
However, Wang Aiguo didn't care about it. Anyway, they are all men. What are they afraid of?
He then calmly walked to Luo Xintao and handed him a plastic bag.
I took the plastic bag and Luo Xintao wondered: "What are you doing?"
"Do me a favor, I need to collect my own farts."
Luo Xintao: "Brother Wang, I think I have something to do, just leave, goodbye."
"you come back!"
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After a brief persuasion, Luo Xintao finally gave in. No way, what can he do in the face of a monster weighing twice as much?
In desperation, Luo Xintao had no choice but to put the plastic bag behind Wang Aiguo's chrysanthemum.
"Why do you move quickly? It feels so disgusting. Also, don't shit!" Luo Xintao closed his eyes and shouted with a crooked head.
知道 "Know, I didn't sleep all night. Didn't I collect it like this? You can just grab it."
Because of the experience of one night, Wang Aiguo understands that the collection of this fart is hard to come by. If he collected it himself, at least half would be missed.
However, with Luo Xintao's help now, the churn rate should be lowered, right?
骆 Luo Xintao's side, at this time he remembered a problem. This fart, although it was released from the body, but this stuff should be uncontrolled. Ordinary normal people may want to put it?
Facts have proved that Wang Aiguo is really not an ordinary person
King Wang Aiguo said that let it go, Luo Xintao heard a sharp howl just as soon as he grabbed the plastic bag.
Then this long howling lasted about 45 seconds. When the voice was over, Luo Xintao grabbed his pocket without saying a word, and then held it tightly in his hand. First https: // https: //
After grabbing his pocket, Wang Aiguo turned his head and looked at Luo Xintao very excitedly: "Thank you brother, I can't collect so many farts without your help."
Luo Xintao looked at the swollen bag. At this moment, his emotions were like a slump in the ocean, and all of them were disconnected.
Most people put a fierce fart, whether it is blowing a whistle or crackling, up to five or six seconds, but Wang Aiguo is very good. It is more than 40 seconds to release it casually.
Let ’s blow plastic bags. You said that blowing them with your mouth is easy to blow them away. But you said that blowing the plastic bag to inflate it, it makes sense, it's a certain difficult thing.
After a long while, Luo Xintao looked at Wang Aiguo with a complex look: "Brother, you have solved a problem that has troubled me for a long time."
"What's wrong?"
"Is that fart without color? Obviously, I used to think it was wrong to have fart without color. Your bag is obviously yellow ..."
King Wang Aiguo looked at the plastic bag. At this time he noticed that there was indeed a little yellow in the plastic bag.
King Wang Aiguo was shocked. It turned out that the fart was really colored.
"Okay, don't talk nonsense, this fart is limited, I'm going to experiment, do you want to watch it here?"
"It's nothing to do anyway, or just take a look." Luo Xintao handed the pocket to Wang Aiguo, and retired to another corner of the laboratory, looking curiously.
King Wang Aiguo nodded, and did not care about Luo Xintao, holding the plastic bag full of farts, and started his experiment.
Wang Wang's patriotic laboratory doesn't know why, it still looks very professional, but what has been done ... Luo Xintao really doesn't know how to describe it.
多少 How many people have you seen studying fart for nothing?
Standing at the corner of the room, Xintao Luo saw Wang Aiguo very skilled in inserting a plastic bag full of farts into a beaker, then sealing the bottle mouth, and after a series of heating, the pumping was a variety of strange liquids After incubation, it eventually turned into a few drops of yellow liquid. New 81 Chinese website updates the fastest mobile terminal: https: /
After Ai got the yellow liquid, Wang Aiguo's face showed an excited look.
"Which brother, although I don't want to disturb your hobbies, but I still want to ask, what the do you make of this thing? Why can't I understand it at all?"
"Oh, that's it. After I was awakened by my fart at noon yesterday, I came up with a completely new question, that is why I feel my fart is more smelly than others ..."
"I can tell you this problem, because you eat more than others!" Wang Aiguo interrupted Luo Xintao before he finished talking.
King Aiguo shook his head and said, "Eating more should be only one aspect, but I think my intestines or certain recipes can have different effects, such as leeks, such as radishes, such as ..."
"My brother, can you tell me in less detail, I will vomit as soon as you continue. Just tell me the conclusion."
At this moment, Wang Aiguo said with excitement: "You must understand that the odor can also be used as a weapon to a certain extent ~ EbookFREE.me ~ My idea is to collect my farts, analyze the formula inside, and then purify it as Liquids can be stored for a long time. You may ask, what are the benefits of such liquids? Well, I will tell you here that this liquid has many uses. For example, if you are a special soldier, when you are chased by a dog, you put these liquids Put it on your body and the dog will be smoked because it smells too bad, so won't you escape. "
Luo Xintao looked at Wang Aiguo's theory and scratched his head: "Have you considered that the dog might have been smoked to death, but the person spraying the liquid is probably not much better."
After Luo Xintao said Wang Aiguo for a while, this issue is worth discussing. Indeed, people can't stand the smell of smoking dogs.
After a pause, Luo Xintao said, "One more thing, have you ever known something called an anti-wolf sprayer? The one seems to be made of pepper extract. The smell is unpleasant, and it is also easy to cause people. Blind. I think that thing is obviously easier to use than yours. "
"Anti-wolf sprayer, pepper extract? This seems like a good idea, what if I add some anti-wolf spray to my fart?" Wang Aiguo didn't care about Luo Xintao's first sentence, but noticed the anti-wolf sprayer.
Then Luo Xintao panicked. Then you add the anti-wolf spray to the stinky thing, and you're not trying to kill someone!
"Luo Xintao, your idea is so good, come and follow me, I know there is a sale of this thing"
"Fuck, you're not kidding, you really want to buy it ... brother, calm down, calm down!"