Chapter 569: Flatulence Understanding 1?

After taking a breath, the captain felt that there was a strange smell in the room.
Captain Wu is very puzzled. His house has always been cleaned and there is nothing else. How can it smell?
Thinking of this, the captain stood up from his chair and began to look for the source of the odor. After looking around, he found that the odor came from the cushion Wang Aiguo had just sat on.
Captain Wu was very confused, so he picked up the cushion and patted it twice.
As long as I do n’t take a photo, the smell of this photo just started to spread out in a large area.
It was only a moment, the captain felt a black eye, and his eyes were invisible instantly.
"What's wrong? What is it? Why is it so spicy, it smells so bad, this dead fat man won't put farts on this cushion, oh, I'll go!"
At this point, Wang Aiguo has walked out of the brigade. After leaving the brigade, Wang Aiguo looked up and looked at the window of the captain's office.
"It's a good thing to say that this cushion is really good. With this cushion, fart will be muted. I want to ask the captain where did I buy this cushion, and I will buy one!"
Uh ...
爱 Wang Aiguo thought that things would end here, and then he clearly underestimated the fermentability of the matter.
From the time he returned to the brigade, and then returned to the dormitory from the brigade, he was farting for about an hour along the way.
爱 Wang Aiguo thought that there should be no problem after farting, after all, flatulence cannot rise for so long.
However, after he had eaten dinner, he found that he really underestimated himself. Other people's flatulence may only end for an hour, but his flatulence may last for several days.
At night, Wang Aiguo's stomach seemed to increase and decrease, so when the light went off, Wang Aiguo got into the quilt without a word, and then pressed his body deadly with the quilt.
I haven't had much sleep just now. Wang Aiguo can basically control the audience. However, at 12pm, Wang Aiguo's posture began to collapse gradually.
At the end, when Wang Aiguo slept, he suddenly felt a little pain on his face.
Wang Aiguo opened his eyes at once, but the Tieqing face of the monk came into view.
Seeing the monk, Wang Aiguo froze, and then wondered, "What are you doing, monk?"
"Why? I should ask you the question of riding a horse. For the first time, I saw someone snoring and farting!"
"What's your fuss, I fart when I was snoring, didn't you know for the first time?" Wang Aiguo said angrily, then rolled up the quilt, and wanted to turn over and continue to sleep.
However, this time he has not turned over yet, the monk reached out and pressed Wang Aiguo's shoulder.
"Wait for a while, then, can you restrain yourself a little? I know you can fart, but can you fart a little less frequently?"
"The light went off for two hours, and you put it on for two hours. I could hear a muffled sound across the quilt. I know you're farting in the middle of the night. I didn't know you thought you were taking off."
After the monk Wu finished speaking, the dormitories sat up from the bed, and then watched Wang Aiguo nodded madly.
Wang Aiguo also feels a little embarrassed to say this, you are a bit too much, fart is the breath of life, and he can't control it.
"Look at your fuss who have never seen the world. I have lived with you for so long. You do n’t know what kind of virtue I have. Is this thing I can control? Besides, you are so big What's the opinion? My doctor didn't say anything! "
After the king patriotic speech, the monk took a deep look at the doctor on the king patriotic upper bunk.
"He wants to talk, but he may not be able to speak."
"Ok?"
King Wang was patriotic, and immediately got out of bed and looked at the bunk.
Then he was surprised to find that the sacred doctor was paralyzed on the bed, foaming his mouth, and twitching his hands and feet.
King Wang Aiguo stared at the scene in stun, he didn't know what to say at this time
The monk patted Wang Aiguo's shoulder silently, and said lightly, "I don't know if you have not taken off, but the doctor may have ascended to heaven!"
King Patriotic: "..."
That night, Wang Aiguo searched on Taobao overnight, and there was no artifact to restrain farts.
Uh ...
On the second day, Wang Aiguo went to the infirmary and asked the doctor of the health team to take some medicines for stomach and intestines.
At noon, Wang Aiguo squatted in the toilet, farting wildly.
After continued for about forty minutes, Wang Aiguo walked out of the sanitary compartment refreshingly, and as soon as he opened the door, he saw the iron-faced Shen Long.
Looking at Shen Tieqing's face, Wang Aiguo froze a moment and asked in confusion: "Hey, why are you here, Team Shen?"
"Someone came to me to report that someone had set off firecrackers in the toilet."
After Shen Long finished speaking, Wang Aiguo looked around for the first time, then looked at Shen Long with a confused look: "Firecrackers? No, I have been here all the time, I haven't heard anyone set off firecrackers!"
"Yeah, I didn't find anyone setting off firecrackers, but I saw someone inside who" fired ". I'm really curious how you fart, it can be so loud, I thought someone was there when I came You want to blow up the whole toilet! "
Shen Long did not give Wang Aiguo the opportunity to explain ~ EbookFREE.me ~ and turned away.
Suddenly, Wang Aiguo had a messy face standing alone in the toilet.
Uh ...
The next day, I should go out on this day, and rest in the building.
Wang Aiguo had no time to rest. In the morning, he was working on electrical components and shields. After farting in the afternoon, he continued to tinker with his signal shields there.
I finally arrived at 4 o'clock in the afternoon. The monk who was sitting on the side watching martial arts movies was shocked by a soaked laughter and sat on the ground.
哈 "Hahahaha, staff of the brigade, you all accept my righteous trial, the signal masker made by Wang Aiguo myself is finally complete!"
As soon as I heard this, the monk rolled his eyes, and you do it well when you are done. What are you doing like that?
Shaking his head, the monk was standing on both hands with his hands on the ground. As a result, Wang Aiguo in front of him suddenly issued a huge 'bang' behind him, and then the monk slipped on his feet and sat on the ground with his buttocks. .
"Oh, lying down, fat man, I told you if you can fart a little bit more, are you special!"
The monk hasn't finished talking yet. Wang Aiguo twisted and helped him up, and then said with excitement: "Care to pay attention to these details, the main point is that my stuff is done. Okay, now I'm going to the captain Send things over. Would you like to follow along? "
The monk Wu looked at Wang Aiguo and looked at the signal blocker on the table.
Inwardly, he didn't want to go, because he could only eat farts after Wang Aiguo, but he was curious about the usefulness of this thing.