Chapter 587: This one palm! !! !!
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Shipborne Special Forces
- Three Hundred Hairs
- 1153 characters
- 2021-02-26 01:55:03
? Soon the people in the dormitory will be here. 35xs
When it was almost 5 o'clock, when Wang Aiguo and others were bragging at the dorm in the dormitory, the right descended and rushed back from the outside.
As soon as you descended from the right, you turned pale, and rushed to your own cabinet without saying a word, took the toilet paper and rushed to the toilet.
After another 15 minutes, Xia Xuan returned to the dormitory with a sullen expression.
The crowd looked at the aggression right down.
"Xiaotai, what's the situation with you?" Wang Aiguo asked in doubt.
You Jiang glanced at Wang Ai's weak words: "Don't say it, I've been there all day."
"At Fa Brother, hey, he forced you to order Kaiserlu?" Wang Aiguo suddenly said with a look of horror.
Speaking of which is the only explanation, otherwise why diarrhea will come out of the elder brother's office, isn't it forced to order Kaiser?
Of course, Youjiang knows what Kaiser is. Everyone has come from that era. Can you know what it is?
But Kaiser was ordered in a leadership room. Do you think that's ridiculous?
You Jiang glanced deeply at Wang Aiguo and said, "Brother, fat brother, three hundred brothers, can we be a little bit normal? Is it true that the brother can do this kind of thing? This is obviously not!"
"Also, you are ..."
You Jiang sighed and continued: "It's just a long story. This is the main reason. I sent my brother a cup of tea before I left. After I drank him a cup of tea, I started having diarrhea.
Later, I learned that Fa Ge has been constipated recently, and said that the dishes in our cooking class were too hot. He originally prepared some crotons and put them in the kitchen. As a result, Zhang Sanmu took out the soup.
This kind of thing happened, the big brother did not dare to put crotons in the kitchen anymore, so he bought some things called rhubarb from the outside, specializing in making tea. "
"Oh!" The crowd nodded.
However, after nodding his head, the monk suddenly said again, "Well, can anyone explain what is rhubarb?"
"You don't even know what rhubarb is, you shit!" The doctor shouted at the monk with a curse.
"Rhubarb is also called raw rhubarb. It is a laxative and laxative thing. You can't eat more of this stuff, just put a little bubble tea. Then again, you don't know what you dare to drink?" The miracle doctor said angrily to You Jiang.
You Jiang smiled bitterly. In fact, when he saw the elder brother secretly brewing rhubarb, he thought it was a good thing, so he asked for a cup, but he didn't expect to drink the cup.
After explaining everything clearly, everyone was a little booing, right lowering this greedy and cheap temper can't be changed.
After listening to You Xia's words, the Shenyi sighed long and said leisurely: "From the perspective of traditional Chinese medicine, why do you need to use this kind of thing? As long as you take a picture of Tianling Cap ..."
Upon hearing this, Wang Aiguo interrupted quickly: "Brother, don't make trouble, take a photo of Tianling Gai, I smashed my Tianling Gai that day and it has no effect!"
The miracle doctor felt a bit unable to step down on the spot, so he frowned, "That's because you didn't take the picture right. You're not strong enough ..."
Before the psychiatrist had finished speaking, the monk said coldly, "I have broken several pieces of tnd bricks, and it is useless!"
The sacred doctor looked at the monk with a complicated look again. Why are there so many people who have hit the field these days?
After thinking about the divine doctor, he continued, "What's the use of taking a brick shot? This thing should be shot by hand, and it should be shot correctly. It should be shot on Baihui Point, which is covered by Tianling. Gong, is there a fart? Who told you that iron head function can cure constipation! "
After listening to the explanation of the divine doctor, the monk sneered and said, "It's useless and useless, can't I find so many excuses! Is it correct that I shot the Baihui point hard?"
Talking to the Baihui acupoint on the right, the monk patted it with one palm. 35xs
This was a hard time, and everyone heard a crisp sound.
After the monk patted the palm down, You Xia was stunned, and he never thought he would be slapped in a slap.
At first the divine doctor wanted to say a few words, but everyone heard a sound of wailing noise coming from behind you.
Note that it's sloppy, not crackling. Crackling is sound release, while sparse splashing is mostly liquid lasing.
There was a quiet noise in the dormitory
About four or five seconds later, a stench began to float in the dormitory.
Right down tears shed then.
"I'm really diarrhea !!!"
Monk: "..."
The Miraculous Doctor: "..."
Everyone: "..."
Wang Aiguo: "Run !!!"
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That day, right down left a thick stroke in Wang Aiguo's dormitory.
Although everyone deliberately avoided this topic, the matter of right lowering and pulling a trouser pocket spread in the evening.
Perhaps this too shocking relationship has caused this rumor to spread further and further.
Even Li Cangmao later sent a message asking Wang Aiguo. I heard that someone in your dormitory was beaten up?
Seeing this information, Wang Aiguo wanted to blacken Li Cangmao for the first time.
Are you talking about people?
On the other hand, right drop ~ EbookFREE.me ~ started crying in the cover of the big afternoon, crying has not stopped.
The tears shed, and the monk under the bunk was almost under umbrella.
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In addition to the prohibition order, the recruits also have a smoking ban.
Of course, compared to the prohibition order, the experience order is relatively loose.
It is impossible to completely ban smoking, but generally speaking, smoking is not allowed in the building. All smoking must go to the big toilet, that is, the outdoor toilet.
This regulation seems to be implemented nationwide, as long as there is a roof, smoking is not allowed.
However, this rule is not easy to achieve in Wang Aiguo's dormitory. After all, most people like smoking in Wang Aiguo's dormitory.
Wang Aiguo himself did not smoke, and the monks did not smoke. The two of them looked at each other in the dormitory smoking, and they were all very moved.
"I tell you, if you continue to pump like this, you will die of lung cancer sooner or later!" Wang Aiguo said to them in a bad mood.
After the smoker finished smoking, he threw the cigarette in a jar, and then said leisurely, "Why do you know that our mouth often contains cigarettes?"
Wang Aiguo: "I don't know."
"It's all because you fart, it's deep!" Huang Gang on the side said angrily to Wang Aiguo.
Wang Aiguo: "..."
What the is this?
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The day passed, Wang Aiguo's business was flourishing, but he also knew that the money could not be made long, after all, the recruits were about to graduate soon.