Chapter 90: It's your title

The moment he heard the sound, his face suddenly changed.
"Three hundred, you ..." You Jiang just wanted to curse, but suddenly he found a horrible thing.
Although Wang Aiguo was farting in the afternoon, at least it didn't smell bad. But now it's different, it's horrible.
When watching the news, usually the captain will come to one, but Grandpa Bi went to the brigade meeting, so watching the news is Shen Long to lead the team.
As a result, Shen Long had just stepped into the TV room, and was overwhelmed by a stinking smell.
"What am I, who are you eating stinky tofu?" Shen Long growled loudly.
卧 "Well, what kind of stinky tofu is this? Is this obviously eating rice fields together?" Jia District, who was so smoked in the room, could not help yelling.
"Master, you have received magical power! Think about me, I am here beside you !!!" You fell on your knees beside Wang Aiguo, crying in tears.
In this regard, Wang Aiguo can only hehe.
是 Is this thing he can control? This is asking God to send God easily and hardly ...
Uh ...
On this day, everyone in the 12th team of Chenyang Recruit Camp spent an unforgettable time watching the news in this life. Years later, everyone can still remember the experience of watching the news.
Most people said that it was their first time watching the news in the toilet.
The remaining small part said that it was the first time they had watched the news in the pit.
Because this experience is too painful, everyone has evacuated before that day, and there is only Wang Aiguo left in the TV room.
Actually, Wang Aiguo also wanted to withdraw, but the problem is ... you lowered their dormitory to close the door and didn't let him in even if they died, which was a bit helpless.
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这样 In this way, Wang Aiguo has stood until the light goes out, and as soon as the light goes out, Wang Aiguo drills into the quilt, hoping to rely on the quilt to suppress this rich fart.
However, within three minutes, Wang Aiguo himself regretted it. He thought he could hold it down, but he thought too much. The fart was gas, and it was useless to rely on a quilt.
"Three hundred brothers, after all, you have solved a problem that has troubled me for a long time." The divine doctor sleeping on Wang Aiguo's head couldn't help but say.
King Wang was patriotic for a moment, and wondered, "What's the problem?"
"Whether the fart is lighter or heavier than air." The medical doctor sat up from the bed, then took out two groups of tissues and put them in his nose.
King Wang's patriotic face is awkward, and this fart will float upwards, which is not to blame him.
"Come on, I'll go to the toilet." After finishing, Wang Aiguo pulled open the quilt.
As soon as Wang Aiguo pulled the quilt apart, Wang Aiguo's dormitory blew up.
A group of people shouted, especially the sacred doctor, squinting squintingly: "Fat, fat, you've got the magical power, I can't see it, it's so hot!"
King Patriotic: "..."
"You all say goodbye." At this moment, Wang Aiguo also felt that the place didn't seem to be very good. A lunge rushed out of the room, leaving only everyone crying in the room.
I left the room and Wang Aiguo rushed into the toilet as soon as possible. Looking at it now, the only thing that can let him ‘free’ is the restroom.
I sneaked into the toilet, and Wang Aiguo immediately became happy when no one was in the toilet. So he took off his pants and put it up in front of a toilet door.
As for why you want to take off your pants, it is mainly because Wang Aiguo feared that he would make too much effort and jumped out of the rice field.
"噗噗 噗噗 噗 ~~~~~"
After a happy release, Wang Aiguo felt that his body was relaxed just like drinking intestinal tea.
"It's so special!" Wang Aiguo shouted, and raised his pants.
However, when Wang Aiguo wanted to leave with his pants on, suddenly the toilet compartment behind him opened ...
Hearing the sound of opening the door, Wang Aiguo suddenly had a bad feeling and turned back slowly. I saw a figure standing in the toilet in the dark.
Coupled with moonlight, Wang Aiguo worked hard to identify it, and found that he might as well not recognize it.
That person is not someone else ... it is Grandpa Bi.
For a moment, the time seemed to be still. Wang Aiguo and Grandpa Bi faced each other. No one spoke and did not move. They just looked at each other, looked at each other, and looked at each other ...
After more than thirty seconds, Grandpa Bi saw that he was about to become a tyrant. Suddenly, Grandpa Bi took a long breath, and then the whole face was twisted, pointing at Wang Aiguo and yelling, "Wang Aiguo, I'm so fed up with you. Are you human? Are you alien? Come to attack the earth? Otherwise, you are also Gatling or sweet potatoes have become refined? What do you put, do you spread beans? Since I knew you, my world view collapsed. Others put a The fart is at most, how about you? A fart has been put on for more than thirty seconds, and I can't even breathe because of the smell. Are you a human? !!! "
Grandpa Bi Bi spoke a long list of words in one breath, and at this time Wang Aiguo understood. Co-author Bi Bi just looked at him without talking at ~ EbookFREE.me ~ because he couldn't speak completely.
At this time, Wang Aiguo has to say one more thing. Why don't you turn on the lights when you go to the bathroom this evening? It made him think that there was no one in it.
"Mad, you still want to get good soldiers like this, unless I'm lying paralyzed lying in the hospital, otherwise I will crawl back to stop you." go.
Immediately after he threw it, Grandpa Bi's fist was severely hit on the radiator, and Grandpa Bi's pain was howling again.
"Wang Aiguo, I and you are not at odds with each other!" Grandpa Bi said with tears in pain and angrily.
King Patriotic: "..."
"Wait a while, you let me slap you, you throw your arm and hit the radiator, and this thing is also deducted from my head ??" Wang Aiguo thought with a blank eye.
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After a night passed, Wang Aiguo felt much better. However, just when Wang Aiguo thought this thing was over, everyone had dinner in the morning, and Grandpa Bi held a plenary meeting.
Wynn, short plenary.
"Comrades of all 12 teams, we must actively approach the party, and we must strictly restrict our behavior. We cannot be talking giants, action dwarfs. The most important thing is not to be a fart!"
When Grandpa Qi Bi said the last few words, they almost roared out, and almost yelled at Wang Aiguo. The spit star who made Wang Aiguo look.
"Master Bi, I can't control this fart, can't you just stare at me for this kind of thing?" Wang Aiguo thought bitterly.
However, he also saw it. Even if he comforted himself like this, Grandpa Bi still stared at him hardly.