Chapter 558: Chinese New Year 2

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There is a very popular movie genre in the West, the midlife crisis.
We do n’t pay much attention to it, and the number of works is scarce. The best one for so many years is still "Man Forty." Scratch the edges like "Hong Kong embarrassment", but it's essentially a comedy movie with shit.
"Love Call Transfer" is also edging, no one watched it after serious discussion. This kind of topic is not a problem in China. Whatever the middle-aged crisis, it is full.
A dining table, one on each side, sitting far away.
The lights were dim, Wu Yujuan was eating fried noodles, watching TV series, accustomed and agreed. She didn't think there was anything wrong with this kind of life, and nothing worse.
Ge You looked at her, "Are we divorced?"
"Um ... what?"
"Let's divorce."
"why?"
"No reason."
"Someone outside of you?"
"No."
She kept asking, he kept denying, and finally impatiently said: "Forget it, never leave."
This attitude made his wife very angry, and Lao Ge was also anxious, saying: "Okay, then I will talk about the reason. You always wear this black sweater at home. The thing I am most troubled with is the black sweater.
The brushing cup must always be placed on the second level of the shelf, not even a Yiner. Toothpaste must be squeezed from bottom to top, so what's wrong with me squeezing from the middle?
Two meals of fried noodles a week, one meal for three days, and one meal for four days. Eat it, you have to watch this vulgar TV series ... "
"Is this the reason?"
"..."
"Okay, leave, leave, leave!"
Snapped!
The seven-handed big brother who had been ringing hit the wall and was torn apart.
Ge You dragged his suitcase and left home late at night. He found Liang Tian's repair shop and got a new call: "Every time you press it, you will have an encounter, a total of ten opportunities."
He pressed the first button, instantly poured heavy rain, and stopped the car on the street in the rainy night.
"Didi!"
A taxi came and pressed both hands on the door at the same time. He looked up.
"Wow!"
The audience, especially the male audience, made a subtle voice, and were amazed by this setting.
The first and second floors are like two worlds, and Jiang Wen and others frowned in unison. Vulgar! Why did Teacher Xu use this to take the lead?
Standing in front of Ge You is an exquisite woman with a tall figure, pure and charming. The thin long skirt was rained, and the curve was hot.
He let the car, but his clothes were caught in the car door, and the falling dog chewed the shit. The woman invited him to go home.
Excellent background for rainy nights, taxis, beauties, and encounters.
But this movie is to tease the audience and make people really think that there is an affair.
Ge You performed a sullen middle-aged man very brilliantly, secretly removed the ring, and shyly answered the beauty's house, and also deliberately asked: "Are you afraid that I am a bad person?"
"You look like an honest man, come in and wash your face and change into clothes."
Dahonghong is more charming, untie her hair and go into the bathroom.
The hand stretched back and the zipper opened. Pull it again, revealing the bra buckle behind, and then fade away.
brush! The camera is given to the bottom, the long skirt is on the ground, two white and round thighs, and then the bra underwear is piled up, and the sound of water is heard.
It instantly became the atmosphere of the video hall, and the audience looked forward to it. As a result, Ge You was about to take a step and slipped, pia! The picture turned back to Liang Tian.
"Hey, what's going on?" He was dumbfounded.
"Have you answered this letter?"
Liang Tian was sitting behind a counter covered with various small advertisements, with a white vest and big pants.
"I believe it, it's really Yanyu phone."
Ge You was so excited and sour, and immediately dissatisfied: "How did you get me out of it? I'm about to start."
"Sorry, sorry. I was thinking about your divorce, Yan'er, and I will not adapt for a while, I didn't expect to enter the state quite quickly."
Liang Tian filed something like an iron half-heart, "You continue, don't disturb."
The opportunity to go to bed for the first time is often the most direct.
Man invites the other party to watch movies, eat, and upscale Western restaurant. The woman skillfully cut a steak and smiled: "I can't see that you are quite economically powerful."
"It's more than enough, but you're sure enough to feed you."
"That's not necessarily. My attitude to life is consumption, money is used to spend, not used to save. One person spends one person, two people spend two people, you can't accept it ..."
"No, it's acceptable. I'm not an antique."
Ge You paused and asked, "But I want to ask, do you think deposits are not important?"
"Life is short and happy in time. I don't take advantage of being young and beautiful, waiting for a handful of money is useless."
Dahonghong leaned forward, charming like a goblin, and smiled: "Give you the opportunity to choose, don't hit the swollen face to become fat."
"I've never been fat in my life, and where can I spend the flowers?"
He didn't care.
Following this, his face was gone.
A quick editing scene, outrageous shopping and spending, and cash machines to brush money out (already in the late 1980s).
Waiting for him to squeeze the bankbook tremblingly, and seeing the poor balance, he could not bear it at last.
"I said, don't hit a swollen face to become fat. In fact, you are a good person, nothing more than a point."
"Oh!"
Basically understood on the second floor, it turned out to be this routine.
Lao Ge is obsessed with the other party's charming style, but can't afford high consumption.
So Xu Fan appeared.
The life is simple, the appearance is not bad, and the housework is a good hand. Lao Ge rejoiced for a few days, but soon discovered that the woman was a little too passable.
"Dishwashing liquids are all masked and can't use such a large amount. I evenly spread out half of it and add some water to it."
"Hurry up and go! Oops, this time the market is the cheapest, hurry up!"
"Don't throw socks, I can still wear them for you."
Frugality is not a bad thing. Lao Ge endured patiently. When he accompanied his customers to eat Japanese food and exposed patched socks, he could not bear it again.
"Home is enough to live at home, but don't be too vulgar, life must be a little passionate."
"Then you continue to press."
So the third.
Young and sexy, lively and fun, he can drive a motorcycle, and Cao Ying, who is good at various sports, is released.
There were too many people in the original version, and later there was no detail, so I knew it somehow. In this edition of five, each one has the process of getting acquainted, feeling good, producing contradictions, and breaking up.
As soon as Cao Ying appeared, he scraped Ge You on a motorcycle.
The great 20-year-old girl took him to dance, skate, and eat KFC, which fully reflected the age gap. KFC is not full! When Ge You out of the ballroom and slipped to a small restaurant to eat noodles, the audience laughed.
These can be overcome, the key is that he has no sense of security.
Girls are fun, there are many friends, and many of them are of opposite sex. Every time Lao Ge will feel jealous, and then feel uneasy.
Slowly, the audience also understood, but was attracted by the plot without thinking about it.
Baggio's lonely back was placed on the TV screen of the World Cup final. In the bar, a group of young people argued fiercely, Lao Ge seemed out of place.
"How can I kick a kick? Penalties!"
"I can all score!"
"then!"
Cao Ying kicked out, hitting him in the face.
"boom!"
"Hahaha!"
Seeing the reality stalk in the movie, the audience felt very strange, as if to remove a certain sense of distance.
Ge You was stuffed into the hospital with a foot, pressed the fourth button, and met the policewoman who was doing the medical examination.
The policewoman's feeling is the best, it is too principled, but it is also acceptable. But others do n’t accept it and do n’t get along with divorced men.
To the fifth, the most terrifying.
The psychologist played by Jiang Shan is just like a pervert, always taking questions and answers, and always analyzing men's inner thoughts through subtle movements.
"Do you want to go to my house?"
"Why am I going to your house?"
"You know better than me. This is the tactic that your men are accustomed to. It is best to be physically touched. If you can't, you can keep it for inspection. You can go to bed and go to bed.
Do you want to sleep with me? "
"No, no!"
"Then why are you chewing gum? Did you secretly just smell your armpit, do you have a body odor?"
"I really didn't want to go to bed with you, the grandson thought ... No, of course I did, but I didn't think about it now!"
"..."
The audience looked at each other, what a terrible woman.
"Let's do a multiple choice question. You were kept in a fired house. Your escape route is:
A, the door. B, back door. C, the window. D, jump off the building. E, wait for the firefighters to come. "
"Uh……"
Ge You scratched his head and said, "I will wait for the firefighter."
"Oh."
Jiang Shan showed no expression and continued to eat.
"What is the answer?" He asked.
"Your affair index is 150%."
…………
After the five women passed, Ge You returned to the repair shop.
He was paralyzed on the sofa, and he was in love: "You have succeeded in making me despair of women."
Liang Tian has been filing that half of his heart and persuaded: "Don't be discouraged, there are five opportunities.
Through your previous choices, I have summarized the following for you: you want to find a beautiful, life-loving, fun, law-abiding, and woman who can understand you. "
"Is there?"
"Yes, your mother."
"Why are you scolding people?"
"Only your mother can accommodate everything."
Ge You didn't say anything, and the voice was half-sounded: "Actually, I'm not too demanding. I just want to find a normal and ordinary woman who can live a peaceful life with me. How come I have neuropathy?
"Have you really understood them? Have you really appreciated them?"
Liang Tian threw his heart, lit a cigarette, and said, "Including your ex-wife.
How many times have you gone to the toilet without flushing, how many times have you put soot in her favorite orchid, and how many times have you been drunk in the middle of the night to get drunk?
Have you understood and appreciated her? Have you introspected yourself? "
"..."
The soft music sounded, Ge You stopped talking, and seemed to be caught in memory.
At the end, he got up suddenly.
"Why are you here?"
"I'm telling you, you won't believe it. I came across an angel land month old, and I don't know what to do anyway ..."
"No, you, Lao Zhang? Lao Zhang?"
Wu Yujuan was overwhelmed by the ex-husband who suddenly broke into the house and shouted twice. There was only one person in the back room. It was Zhang Guoli.
The scene was once very delicate.
Ge You was stunned and asked, "Who is he?"
"My husband, I am married."
Wu Yujuan's happy, unabashed introduction, said: "This, this is the one in front of me."
"Oh!"
Zhang Guoli reacted and quickly shook hands: "Hello, Senior."
"Hahaha!"
The audience laughed.
Ge You was embarrassed to be left behind by Qiang, still at the dining table, he sat on the other side, and the other two sat there.
The lights are warm and bright.
"Senior, let me tell you, don't be polite, just like being at your own home. My wife's fried noodles are so good, I can't find a few in Beijing ..."
Wu Yujuan was complicated and proud, and said softly: "Say less, eat it quickly."
"Okay, you serve the guests!"
Wu Yujuan paused and passed a pair of chopsticks. "I'm sorry, but it's fried noodles."
"No, it doesn't matter."
Ge You twisted the fried noodles, lowered her head, and ate a bite.
…………
At night, under the street lights.
Liang Tian held a sign and wrote: Guide the way, catch the thief, catch the pervert.
Ge You sat on the road and said, "My wife ... My ex-wife is very happy, really, really happy."
"Her happiness is her business, your happiness is on the phone."
"..."
Ge You silently reached out the phone, "Give it back to you."
"How about five more chances? If I change one for you, I have a batch of new goods and I can press it two hundred times."
"No, thanks to your blessings, I guess I will be passionate about my career for the rest of my life. Maybe you are right, no one in this world is prepared for you ..."
He was expressing emotion, Liang Tian fanned his arms, and suddenly flew up.
After Ge You nags, he disappeared and looked up at the trough, "Are you really able to fly?"
"Being fair and serving the people, don't forget to burn a pennant!"
Liang Tian waved his hand and flew away.
...
The picture was dark, two years later.
At a campus song club meeting, the old wolf is singing: "Who marries you sentimental, who comforts you who cry ..."
Real shots on site, true song clubs.
Ge You, who is passionate about her career, has a mature temperament, and she is also neat, without the previous sloppy appearance. He listened to the song and suddenly came over late, "I'm sorry, please give it a minute."
Liu Bei sat next to each other, and they pointed at each other.
"Lao Ge!"
"Beckham!"
"Aren't you making a beautiful knife abroad? When did you come back?"
"I'm back for three months, and I still want to find you."
The old wolf sang "You at the Same Table" and said on the stage: "The following is a new song, which is also a very special song."
"How many windows have you wandered, how many hotels have you stayed in, will you feel that separation is not wrong ..."
"We haven't seen each other for several years?"
"Five years?"
"No, it's ten years younger. Don't you just go out after graduating from college?"
"Yeah, you don't seem to have changed at all, oh no, your hair is gone."
"What about your wife?"
"I have been divorced for several years."
"Hey, that would be great. It's just that you always bully me and always pull my braid."
"Your dad is still the teaching director, chasing after me."
Just for this vinegar, dumplings are made. Just for this drama, a song club was deliberately organized.
"Transfer one person's warmth to another's chest, let the mistakes made last time reflect on the dream ..."
The two old classmates chatted and did not speak anymore. They looked at the stage and listened to the song, with smiles in their eyes.
And Liu Bei quietly opened the bag, found the exact phone and threw it on the ground, kicking away.
"Love keeps standing, how brave you need to go to heaven and earth. You don't need to be disappointed, you're heartbroken for the most beautiful ordinary ..."