Chapter 21: They are all talents, they speak nicely

The system prompts: [You have agreed to join the group, say hello to the group friends! ]
Li Xianyu is preparing to send a "Hello everyone" symbolically, and then quit the software. Who knew that Thunder King firstly sent a message in the group: "@All members, introduce new colleagues, Li Xianyu, just joined today Welcome, Law Enforcement. "
Li Xianyu had to modify the wording and edited: "My name is Li Xianyu, please take care of my predecessors, if I do not do well, you come to fight ..."
I went smoothly, deleted it silently, and changed it to: "You criticize more."
Then sent out.
There was silence in the group, and no one responded at all, even if the thunder and lightning king used administrator privileges @All members.
The seniors looked so cold.
After a few minutes, someone finally responded.
Thunder War Girls: "Welcome Welcome."
Girl killer: "Oh, your new lady."
Fingering is exactly like Kato Taka: "Have you heard this new, ladies? Or kick you out."
Li Bai: "It is a joy to have friends coming from afar. If the newcomers are women, it is even more joyful."
In addition to being the first to be quite satisfactory, Li Xuanyu felt deeply malicious.
I don't know when it will start, the old people in the group always like to tease newcomers to wear women's clothing.
But women's clothing is impossible. Women's clothing is impossible in this life.
[Minister of Law Enforcement] The thunderbolt king made a [sweating] expression: "You look a little bit older, don't hide your skin. His identity will scare you out."
Thunder Fighter: "?"
Girl killer: "?"
Fingering is exactly like Kato Taka: "?"
[Filer] Murphy: "Yes, his identity is very ordinary, we all know."
羡 Li Xianyu noticed that, like Murphy and Thunder King, this Murphy is a big brother with a prefix, is the file manager? Then she should know her true identity.
Hehe, the successor of Wushuang War Soul, the son of Li Wuxiang, speak out and scare you.
羡 Li Xianyu picked a corner of his mouth.
Li Bai: "Murphy, make it clear."
Thunder Fighter: "We all know each other? Aren't we talking about new people?"
The portrait of Thunder Fighter Ji is a beautiful woman with short hair, I don't know if I am.
[Filer] Murphy: "You wait."
Twenty seconds later, a photo in Murphy's group was the entry sheet of Li Xianyu, which contained his detailed information and a one-inch photo of him.
羡 Li Xianyu has a beautiful facial features and has a skin that is very flattering to women.
[Filer] Murphy: "Just ask if you are afraid."
Suddenly quiet in the group.
The smile on Li Xianyu ’s mouth spread. He seemed to foresee the restlessness after the silence. The big brothers must be shocked. The following content is nothing more than
Wow, the successor of Warriors Soul
Knee "," Boss, are you interested in a py deal "and so on.
Sure enough, a few seconds later, the group was fried.
I first posted a picture of Li Bai, a man lying on the bed naked, with wide eyes and exaggerated murderousness, which was extremely amazing.
配 The word on the picture: [What do you see, I ’m 20 centimeters calling you to death]
Li Xianyu: "!!!"
The smile on Li Xianyu's face gradually disappeared, and then 狰狞 ...
的 The guy in the picture is him. That's right, he was almost forcibly picked up by Qing Qing that day.
At this moment, his private photos are appearing in the company's staff group, still not playing horses.
and many more!
为什么 Why does my picture appear here, when did I take this picture?
Thunder War Ji sent exactly the same photo, but the wording is different: [Come, come fight. 】
The young girl killer is the same as above, and the picture is matched with words: [Kneeling down, call dad. 】
Fingering is exactly like Ito Kato Ibid. Picture with wording: "Every one is so arrogant, you are afraid you don't know the real power."
羡 Li Xianyu remembered that Uncle Qin had taken a picture of him that day.
No wonder San Wuyi called him a "tintin big man". San Wu only remembered the most distinctive features of others.
It turned out that his private photos had been circulating in the company group for a long time, and they were ruined by them.
羡 Li Xianyu's hand holding the phone trembled violently ...
He felt the deep malice of this world.
黑 Dark history of a lifetime.
[Administrator] Thunder King: "Ahem, you're enough. This kind of picture is good when the parties are not there, don't go too far. After all, Li Xianyu is still a child. @ 走 的 ILE Piler is a group pet Not bad ... "
Li Xianyu what group of pets, Li Xianyu silently covered his face.
Girl killer: "Or a child? The future is immense."
Fingering is exactly like Kato Taka: "The future is immense."
Li Bai: "The future is immense."
[Administrator] Thunder King: "..."
He silently withdrew the previous pictures. As an administrator, he has this permission.
管理员 [Administrator] Thunder King: "Li Xianyu, are you still there?"
Humanoid pile driver: "Xiao Mengxin hides in the corner and trembles. Would you at least give me a mosaic? The net action is in full swing, believe it or not.
Girl killer: "Reporting is also useless. This app is software developed internally by the company. It does not have a reporting function. It is itself a software that cannot be seen. Compared to information and forums, it's a forbidden thing."
Li Xianyu received a private chat from the thunderbolt. The thunderbolt: "Your identity should not be made public for the time being. Although you are all in the group, you still need to keep it secret. You will be able to awaken your blood in the future and have a certain ability to protect yourself. Seeing people upright. "
羡 Li Xianyu replied with a [ok] gesture, and by the way uttered: "Master, how do I think the seniors in the group ... are not friendly?"
Thunder King: "It is your illusion."
羡 Li Xianyu: "It's not an illusion."
The King of Thunder and Lightning: "Just a few of these are more skinny, and other stable employees in the group easily do not take the lead."
Li Xianyu: "Oh."
At this time, Li Xianyu saw someone in the group @ 他.
Switched to group chat, and found that @ 他 的 人 is also a big brother with a prefix: [Deputy Minister of Medical Affairs], but compared to his name, the prefix is ​​nothing, he is called "Li Shizhen".
[Deputy Minister of Medical Affairs] Li Shizhen: "@Walking pile driver, look at your face, there is very serious kidney deficiency, the kidney hides the essence of the human body. For the blood, the kidney is the most important organ, your state, I'm afraid it will be difficult to become a law enforcement officer. Come to the company another day. I will help you with acupuncture and receive five points for you. The price is fair and the child is not bullying. "
The young girl killer: "Poor child, almost got sucked by the fox demon."
Fingering is exactly like Kato Eagle: "Uncle Qin said a few days ago that this boy was almost picked up by the fox demon, so it doesn't matter if the man's stick is good or not, it is important to have a vulgar fingering, maybe it can save your life. "
The walking pile driver: "Can you save it? But I don't have points, I'm still new."
羡 Li Xianyu overjoyed.
[Deputy Minister of Medical Affairs] Li Shizhen: "It's just that the kidneys are deficient. The problem is not big. If you have points, you can credit them. You can earn points for me later."
After Li Shizhen made these remarks, he received a private chat from the thunder king: "Don't make a promise, you can't save him."
时 Li Shizhen: "?"
How is it possible that he is a master of traditional Chinese medicine, a famous golden needle in the blood family, and the kidney deficiency can stump him?
Even if the kidney is deficient, he can catch it.
Thunder King: "Hehe, have you cured Li Wuxiang's kidney deficiency?"
时 Li Shizhen: "That's different. He's because ... slow, what do you mean ?!"
Thunder King: "Let's learn about the kidney deficiency of Li family ancestors."
Li Shizhen: "... He is Li Wuxiang's son!"
时 Li Shizhen reacted fiercely.
Thunder King: "The company knows not many people about this matter, remember to keep it secret."
In the group, walking pile driver: "@ 李时珍, big brother, let's make an appointment to meet each other. It's better to hit the other day. Let's be fine today, I will come over now."
System prompt: Li Shizhen withdrew a message.
System prompt: Li Shizhen withdrew a message.
He withdrew the two words he had said.
what happened?
Walking pile driver: "@ 李时珍, what's wrong, I will definitely give you back the points in the future, swear by the festival."
[Deputy Minister of Medical Affairs] Li Shizhen: "I'm not saved, leave."
Thunder Fighting Ji: "Li Shizhen, don't hide your business. If it is points, I will give it to you for Li Xianyu first."
But no matter what Thunder Fighting Ji @ 他, Li Shizhen never responded, it seems to be offline.
Thunder Fighting Ji: "@ Walking piling machine, you go to the company to find him another day, Li Shizhen's acupuncture is very powerful, he may be offline."
羡 Li Xianyu's heart warmed up: "Thank Zhan Ji."
Xu really is a woman who is tender and considerate. In this big group, Zhan Ji's words are like a fire in winter, which warms Li Xianyu's weak kidney.
Fingering is exactly like Kato Eagle: "Sao Nian, don't be afraid of kidney deficiency. Real men never rely on sticks. I teach you a trick that has been lost for a long time. It will let you get rid of kidney deficiency. In exchange, you have to repay women."
The young girl killer is not convinced: "Fingering and sticking are all crooked ways. Real men rely on charm, and a look can make a woman's spirit orgasm."
Fingering is exactly like Kato Taka: "Go, you are a gifted skill, how do you teach."
Girl killer: "You are different."
The resembles that of Kato Eagle offering a photo of Ding Ding Guo from Li Xianyu. The picture is matched with the words: "Kneel down and call dad."
The girl killer fights back, the same picture, with the words: "You know nothing about power."
The two started to fight crazy pictures. The pictures are eternal photos of the last roots. The wording of the big brothers is a magic stroke ...
Li Xianyu was desperate.
Wu Jingang: "You are so noisy, you know all day that you have to brush some non-nutritious things. Whoever has new seeds, share it with me ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Another company senior took the lead.
Girl killer: "There are seeds in the group file, download it yourself."
Wu Jingang: "I've seen it all, I want Xinfan."
Fingering is exactly like Kato Taka: "Who has that kind of thing, we don't need it."
Wu Jingang: "It's still Long Aotian. The seeds in the group were uploaded by him. After he fell asleep, this group has no more talents. What is the use of you?"
Thunder Fighter: "Hehe."
Li Bai: "Sit alone and study as a wife, this situation is not mentioned to outsiders. @ 金刚, you are a tragedy."
No one responded for a long time.
Walking pile driver: "If you change your left hand to your right hand, you will divorce your wife and marry him?"
The cricket group fell into silence again, and then Li Bai said, "One after another, one after another, with soft eyes and blurred eyes."
The walking pile driver: "A little bit fell to the ground, and children and grandchildren turned into mud."
Wu Shi should have ended here, but Li Bai didn't end, he continued: "Afterwards, it felt meaningless and determined not to hand over his wife. @ Walking's pile driver"
羡 Li Xianyuxin said, is this going to fight with me?
Walking pile driver: "It's another night and night, and then roll the paper neatly.
Li Bai: "Last night I have forgotten the feeling, King Kong waste paper hurting his body."
The walking pile driver: "It is a pity that you have kidney failure before marrying your wife."
When editing this passage, Li Xianyu's nose was sore and he always wanted to cry.
Li Bai: "Are you really special?"
Walking pile driver: "You are not bad."
Thunder Fighter: "..."
Young girl killer: "..."
Fingering is exactly like Kato Taka: "..."
Thunder King: "..."
King Kong: "..."