Chapter 497: I will never go again

There is a saying in later generations that is very preposterous: I remember running in the setting sun that day, it was my youth that passed away.
Li Xiong felt that maybe a few years later, he recalled today again, and would send out such emotions: That day we were pulled by a three-wheeled motorcycle, and the motorcycle was running in the sunset, which is our three youths.
The three-wheeled motorcycles were loaded with goods. Because they were empty when they passed by, Li Xiong stopped them, paid all the money in the three's pockets, and then the motorcycles carried them back to Shanghai.
Li Wuxiang and Tong Xuanzi were standing dead, and Zheng Xiang, who was sleeping in the engine of "Sudden", didn't really break his legs, but was swollen and thick like a pig's trotters.
None of the three had completed the task of the young teacher. After Li Wuxiang and Tong Xuanzi crawled hard for half an hour, they finally fell into a coma. Thanks to the fact that they are of blood, strong physique, and ordinary people, they have to be sent to the hospital for rescue.
When the tricycle drove back to Shanghai, the two just woke up, opened their eyes almost at the same time, froze for a moment, understand their situation, and immediately asked: "Who won."
Li Xiong smiled proudly: "Labour and capital have won."
Despised by their eyes.
"Don't be dissatisfied. Strictly speaking, none of the three of us have fulfilled the requirements of the youth division, but if we have to separate the winners, then naturally I won." Li Xiong patted his chest.
"The man who gave up halfway claimed to be the winner."
"I don't know if there is such a shameless person in the world."
Li Xiong took the opportunity to kick the two of them a few feet, seeing their irritable teeth itching and unable to resist, very proud, "I just took a break in the middle, and then I didn't catch up quickly, did you two coma, but I Always ahead of you. "
Li Wuxiang and Tong Xuanzi were naturally not convinced by this statement, but Li Xiong insisted that he won, and Xiu Cai met the soldiers and could not reasonably explain it, and the same was true for the jerk.
Until many years later, when the two asked again, Li Xiong never confessed.
If one of the three has to win, Li Xiong hopes to be himself. If there is a core, Li Xiong hopes to be himself.
Because no matter who he is, it is a kind of harm to the other person.
Passing by a supermarket, Li Xiong asked the driver to stop by the side of the road, ran off and bought a bottle of safflower oil, and threw it to the two: "This works."
Li Wuxiang and Tong Xuanzi struggled to sit up and sit opposite each other. They put their legs on each other's body and applied safflower oil to each other.
In the evening, Li Xiong took them home, moved a folding table to the rooftop of the building, carried the washed dishes and a coal stove to the rooftop, and ate dinner on the rooftop of Lixiong's house. In his words, this is the winner's design Feast.
Li Xiong found an excuse to send Tong Xuanzi downstairs to buy wine. He squatted by the coal stove to cook, and looked at Li Wuxiang, who was smoking on the rooftop, "What is your relationship with Tong Xuanzi?"
"It's my cousin." Li Wuxiang said.
"Well, still relatives." Li Xiong was taken aback, thought for a while, and said, "I think the young teacher is provoking your relationship."
Li Wuxiang frowned: "How do you say?"
"I can see that the two of you have been fighting each other, but you are purely fighting with each other. Tong Xuanzi is different. He cares about the victory and defeat with you, he cares very much. Before that, the young teacher said that you were talented. The best, the greatest achievement in the future, I just put Tong Xuanzi at the end. What does it mean? "
"It is not necessary for the young teacher to instigate me and Tong Xuanzi. It may be to inspire Tong Xuanzi. He is the kind of person who gets more frustrated."
Some of them have nothing to do, they are casually chatting, they are all from the Shanghai Stock Exchange. There are many topics. For example, in recent years, the government has started to increase the development of Pudong. The place where the birds do not is getting better and better. Buy a house there.
Another example is that after the layoff of state-owned enterprises in Shanghai, many of the people doing business in the sea are well-developed. Let's also gather money to do business.
"Good business, no need to buy a house, no matter how good Pudong builds, can there be a city center? Houses are not expensive, they are not cheap, and we will not be able to afford so much money to buy a house in one and a half. At a loss, Pudong bought ten suites, which is not yet a business as follows. Besides, people in Shanghai have their own houses and build so many. Who lives there? Now there are not many foreigners, and they are mainly renters. It ’s not enough for my grandma and grandma to spend three days. Buying a house, how to see how to lose money, it ’s better to buy stocks, I just do n’t understand, otherwise you have to invest in the stock market and become a millionaire every minute.
Li Wuxiang waved his hand. , Vetoed Li Xiong's idea of ​​buying a house for sale.
Li Xiong thought, it makes sense, that people who have attended high school are educated, a grade higher than us.
"But I haven't figured out what business to do." Li Wuxiang annoyed.
"Well, let's open a ballroom. I'll tell you that the ballroom is always profitable. I know this. I just look at the ballroom. You can lay down and make money, you know." Li Xiong suggested.
"Oh, good." Li Wuxiang acknowledged: "I talked to my grandmother and asked for some money from her."
Li Xianyu's two fathers were both talents, and they were good at talking. They perfectly avoided the way of getting rich and plunged into the dead end of "see you on the roof".
"By the way, your grandmother and grandmother, it sounds like a cowshoe when you hear the young master. It ’s so ancient, why is the war spirit coming?" Li Xiong has been blood for six months, but he is still a gimmick. Cultivation is disproportionate to insight.
"Wusou War Soul!" Li Wuxiang proudly said: "At the peak of my grandmother and grandmother, don't lose the demon road and forget the dust, but hate that they are not in the same era, otherwise the title of the world's first master of the demon dust and forget the dust must be abdicated. "
He is confident in his milk.
"So powerful?" Li Xiong was startled.
"I'll show you her picture." Li Wuxiang pulled out his wallet from his pocket, opened it, and showed Li Xiong a picture of himself and his grandmother.
In the photo, Li Wu is a few years younger, about seventeen or eighty years old. He is surrounded by a beautiful girl of the same age, looking at the camera expressionlessly, black and straight, long skirts fluttering, and one eye Charming tear mole.
"Wrong, right? Is this your girlfriend?" Li Xiong stunned.
"No no no, she is my grandmother. She is not old, immortal, and immortal. Don't look at her young, in fact, she is 138 years old."
"Wuxian, do you have grandpa? If not, would you mind having one?" Li Xiong looked at the beautiful girl in the photo and felt that he was in love.
"Roll, you already have Ping Ping."
"Oh, that's too bad, but it doesn't matter. Your grandmother and grandmother are immortal. I can have a son to marry her in the future. Why don't we order a baby?"
"You keep rolling, I let my son kill your son."
With laughter and scolding, Tong Xuanzi went upstairs with a box of beer.
The dinner was very hearty, with two soups, three vegetarians and one soup, plus a large bag of salted fried peanuts. After the meal was full, the three sat on the rooftop and drank and smoked, watching the city in the night show a totally different beauty from the day, just like a girl with a beautiful face suddenly made a strong makeup and dazzled herself.
"What a beautiful city, the Shanghai market finally got a new look. There are Ping Ping, my aunt, and my brother. We must go to the Pantheon to prevent the owner of the Pantheon from destroying the world." Li Xiong Said boldly and dryly.
"Except the demon guarding the road and guarding the life, this is the duty of the disciples." Tong Xuanzi said lightly.
It's time for Li Wuxiang to give his testimony. He thought about it: "Then I have to find a girl to marry and have a baby before entering the Pantheon."
"Don't say frustrated words, the protagonist group is immortal." Li Xiong at this age is particularly a secondary two, of course, there is no such a term in that era.
Tong Xuanzi glanced at him: "What kind of daughter-in-law are you looking for?"
Li Wuxiang didn't even think about it, "It's better to find a beautiful little aunt."
Li Xiong yelled: "You don't even let go of your family? Are you a beast?"
"What do you know." Li Wuxiang glanced at him without explaining the reason. Men can't open their teeth to such things as kidney loss.
Li Wuxiang thought about it, it would not be safe to marry a beautiful woman. In the future, she would either be divorced or derailed, wearing a green hat. According to Li's heirs, it is usually December 1. And a woman who looks like a wolf, can't wait for January 31.
The only way to solve your worries is aunt.
The Daomen Women's Championship is pure-minded, belongs to the pure love party, but does not prevent the birth of children, and it is a perfect match with the Li family.
He considered whether to set up a family motto. In the future, the family of the Li family could only marry aunts. But thinking that I want to enter the Pantheon in the future, maybe he has cured the ancestral kidney defect. Then marrying the aunt is another story: what use is this iron bar!
Li Xiong "stunned" Li Wuxiang, turned his head and asked Tong Xuanzi: "I heard you two are cousins?"
Tong Xuanzi's face changed slightly, and he stared at Li Wuxiang, pouring a whole bottle of beer in one sip.
Tong Xuanzi drank the muted wine silently, and the wine was on his head, and he spit out a bitter sigh: "In fact, there is nothing to taboo, after all, it is something everyone in the blood community knows. Yes, we are cousins, my mother He and his dad are half-brothers and sisters, and they almost become good friends. "
Li Xiong was so dizzy that he didn't think about it. "The two of you are almost the same brothers as your father and mother."
"......."
Stupid, that is, I am without him, and he is without me.
No, most likely, both are gone.
"Speaking of which, I haven't touched a woman for half a year. I'm going to play in the red light district tonight." Li Xiong said suddenly.
"You already have Ping Ping." Li Wuxiang and Tong Xuanzi looked at him with "so scumbag" eyes.
Li Xiong felt very aggrieved, "What's the matter with you, are you still a man? If Ping Ping doesn't get married, I can only touch her little hand. Should I keep living with the five girls all the time? Then I'll be a Shanghai native. "
"Five girls?" Tong Xuanzi stunned.
"It's this!" Li Wuxiang made a "pump" action.
Li Xiong laughed and embraced Li Wuxiang's shoulder: "It's better to speak with you. You often play five girls at home."
Li Wuxiang shook his head: "Never."
"Cheat."
"All men, I don't need to lie to you."
"Then you have a girlfriend?"
"No."
"why."
"Because it's expensive."
"What is expensive?"
"Just expensive."
Li Xiong had long forgotten that Li Wuxiang had promised to enter the Pantheon to explore, and his ancestral kidney loss!
"It's a good deal, no matter how expensive you are," Li Xiong arched Xuanzi's shoulder with his shoulders. "So you're still a humiliated boy chicken, haha, is it a man? It must be because people are stupid and can't talk, don't ask Women like it. It's shameful. "
Tong Xuanzi blushed: "Daomen disciple, not close to women."
Li Wuxiang took the opportunity to demolish the platform: "However, you Shangqing can not help but marry."
Li Xiong added a knife: "So you are stupid and won't please women, haha, it's shameful."
"It's a shame."
Tong Xuanzi's face rose even more red.
"That's it," Li Xiong said, putting a beer bottle on the cement bar. "Brother will take you tonight to drive away."
"Don't go."
"Really counsel."
"..."
Li Xiong stepped back and said, "You can stop doing that, just massage, and be a long sight."
Tong Xuanzi was drinking today, hesitated a little, and was co-run by Li Wuxiang and Li Xiong. When his teeth bite, he went, "Go."
At this time, Li Wuxiang smiled mysteriously: "It's boring to go to the ordinary red light district. I'll take you to a good place."
Tong Xuanzi and Li Xiong asked him what was good about it, and he secretly sold Guanzi refused to say.
The three left the community side by side, with a bottle of beer in hand, and Li Xiong walked along and said, "Forgive me for my indulgence in life, indulgence and freedom of love, and I will be afraid of falling one day ..."
Not long after, they came to the door of a high-end nightclub, and the dazzling neon sign made Li Xiongjiu wake up a bit, eyes widened: "Hey, this is expensive here, we can't afford it."
He is a mixed race, just looking at this store knows that it is a high-end nightclub where the rich enter and exit. The women inside are delicious and delicious, but the price paid is too great. Li Xiong himself was not short of women, and he was unwilling to sacrifice meat for a small abalone.
"If you don't have money, you can use fine instead." Li Wuxiang seemed very experienced.
"We don't have gold." Li Xiong said.
"Rest assured that it is used by men." Li Wuxiang finished and pushed them into the nightclub.
When he came to the front desk, he held his eyes in both hands and looked at the pretty girl at the reception desk: "Upstairs, three people."
The girl at the front desk saw the scarlet pupil through her two hands, and a very sincere smile piled up on her face, and she led the three of them in person: "Please follow me."
They followed the girl at the front desk into the elevator and went up to the top floor. They were taken to a luxuriously decorated reception room. "Wait a minute, I immediately let the sisters who are not in the room come over."
Two or three minutes later, the door of the reception room was opened again, and a row of naturally beautiful girls came in. They were wearing no underwear, wrapped in veil, with animal ears on their heads, and long fluff on the tail bones.
There are cat-girls, fox-girls, dog-girls, horse-girls ... all kinds of people.
Li Xiong was stunned, feeling that he had opened the door to the new world. With his current practice, he can already see the other party's heterogeneous identity, not the props.
"Are all heterogeneous women so beautiful, are Naiko so big, are their legs so long ..." Li Xiong said dryly, "Brother, how did you find this place."
"Dan Ding, Ding Ding, don't look like a country guy. There are many different kinds of clubs in the Shanghai Stock Exchange. You did n’t know it before, because they are not open to ordinary people. You can play with them as much as you want, and you can pay with money If you have no money, use "energy" instead, and let them make up for it. Rest assured, they are all obsessive to the law and will not harm people. "Li Wuxiang explained:" I have stepped on it before, But I have n’t spent it here, I am happy today, and bring you and Tong Xuanzi here for a long time.

"So, how do you choose that?" Li Xiong was blind.
"Catgirls are more sticky and like to be coquettish, suitable for those who are in love with sisters. Foxwoman is the most showy, and can meet you in all kinds of poses. She is so loud and energetic. Doggirl is the most clever. When you enter the room, you are her master. , Any order you give will be unconditionally obedient, suitable for slight perverts. Ma Niang ’s physical strength is the most lasting, and it is a field that is not bad. If you have confidence in your work, you can try to challenge it. Come on.
Tong Xuanzi and Li Xiong were stunned: "Do you still say you haven't consumed it?"
"This is really useless, but I like to find someone to inquire about it. It's all heard from customers who have spent time here." Li Wuxiang also looked eagerly.
Li Xiong chose the catgirl, Li Wuxiang chose the Fox Girl, and left with two plump females.
Tong Xuanzi hesitated and chose Ma Niang. He originally wanted to choose a bitch, because the other person's temperament was more in line with his aesthetics, but thinking of what Li Wuxiang just said, he gave up the decisively.
The plump and tall Ma Niang took him into the room, and the moist eyes flashed with excitement. If she read correctly, this Taoist priest was full of energy and was actually an unharmed young child of Yuan Yang.
Make a lot of money, make a lot of money.
It is simply the legendary ginseng fruit. Take a bite and soar in situ, benefiting immensely.
Tong Xuanzi was led by Ma Niang into a large suite with a small swimming pool, just enough for two people to play in it.
Standing in the gorgeously decorated room, Tong Xuanzi's heart throbbed, both embarrassed and embarrassed. I didn't know what to do. Rather than being in the same room with a heterogeneous female, he was more willing to drop the demon and drop the devil with a sword.
In the corner of my eyes, I suddenly saw Ma Niang taking off the only veil, and the plump woman was exposed.
"You, do you have anything else here, except for that ....." Tong Xuanzi looked away and said in his heart, I am a monk, calm and calm.
"Yes!" Ma's mother, Yujie Fan'er, covered her mouth and smiled.
So the two stepped into the pool, and Tong Xuanzi stood stiffly. Yujie Ma Niang rubbed his back with a big weapon: "This is called @ #% ^"
"What?" Tong Xuanzi didn't understand.
"Oh, there is a river crab over his head to suppress it. I can't tell."
"Then don't say it." Tong Xuanzi's mouth was dry, and he kept meditating: Calm ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Calm, I am a monk ...
I'm trained, and I can't mess with my heart.
At this time, it is time to read Lao Tzu's Tao Tetra: Relizi, color is not different from empty, and empty is not different from color. Color is empty, and empty is color. Want to know that line, same is the case.
At this moment, Ma Niang suddenly asked, "Would you like to add an hour?"
Tong Xuanzi didn't even think about it, and answered subconsciously: "Add two!"
.......
Twenty minutes later, Li Wuxiang leaned out of the wall and walked downstairs silently, sitting on the roadside of the nightclub, smoking.
Forty minutes later, Li Xiong walked out of the wall, and when he saw Li Wuxiang, he secretly said, "How long has he been out."
Li Wuxiang quietly loosened his hand to rub his waist: "Just came out."
In fact, he had been sitting for twenty minutes, but Li Wuxiang would never admit it.
An hour later, Tong Xuanzi helped the wall and came out. When they saw the two, he secretly sighed, "How long has it been out."
Li Wuxiang and Li Xiong said in unison: "Just came out."
The three looked at each other, "So, go home?"
So go back and go back. When you came back, go back and shoulders. You drank too much alcohol, and now you have a lot of kidney deficiency.
Li Wuxiang complacently said, "It's the same with Foxwoman. I'm not serious yet, she cried for mercy, and called my brother."
Li Xiong proudly said: "The catwoman knows to cry all the way." I cried.
Tong Xuanzi was expressionless: "Ma Niang has just passed her strength."
"Tongtong!" Li Wuxiang stepped down and fell.
The two were frightened and turned to help.
Li Wuxiang trembled: "I said I had no drop, she just said: No, you still have. Damn, I will never go again."
After hearing the words, Tong Xuanzi and Li Xiong showed the sad expressions of the sadness of rabbits and the cold of their teeth.