Chapter 65: Fighting poetry

"What's the problem," Li Xianyu asked.
"They developed the game according to the script. Everything was normal, but as the development progressed, Long Aotian lost control. He fell into a virtual world with a rhythm and a sense of refreshment. He began to distinguish between the real world and the virtual world. The difference is that the virtual world is the real world, he is the center of the world, the protagonist, and the son of destiny. To put it another way, he is insane. "
哈 "Ha?" Li Xianyu grimace: "There is still this kind of operation."
"Yes, if you want to make an epoch-making game in the virtual world, you have to add magic array magic, science and technology are not enough, and metaphysics to make up. So the spiritual awakening person, even a little careless, will be lost in the illusion." Thunder King nodded: "You can't blame him, Long Aotian, a mediocre man who was mediocre before he woke up. He was a autistic otaku. All day long, dealing with two-dimensional, I imagined a younger sister called Kasugano Dome, a wife called Yunai, and a young girl named Mikasa. His room is full of two-dimensional hands, and the pillows are all around anime. Such people are originally out of the real world. "
Li Xianyu: "..."
The dome? Confirmed hobbies, not all people.
The thunderbolt continued: "The script written by the big boss is particularly humorous. It has a very strong rhythm and is refreshingly dense. It is called" Dou Po Tian Tian ". When Long Aotian built the virtual world, he could not help but substitute himself into the protagonist. It was out of control. On the day of the accident, a dozen mentally awakened people were affected. Only a few strong-minded people forcibly freed themselves from the virtual world, and others were deeply trapped. "
Li Xianyu: "emmm"
It turned out to be the case, so the "girl killer" was trapped in a fantasy world. The fire-breathing baby I saw that day, although people were rescued, the sequelae of the illusion are still there. After all, it is a magic array created by the combination of many spiritual masters of Baoze.
"I told you early," the door of the ward opened, and Thunder Fighter and King Kong came in. The latter kept a careful distance from the woman, and Thunder Warsick whispered, "Long Aotian's guy is unsteady and old. Staring at me drooling, I'm still a loli, and I can't help it because of a little temptation. You just appointed him as the development team leader. "
羡 Li Xianyu looked at them: "Why are you two here?"
Thunder battle Jiji: "Of course I came to find nothing, we are going to go to the virtual world together, by the way try again to wake up Long Aotian."
"Are you afraid of falling into the magic circle? Saying how Sanwu will save the girl killer, she doesn't seem to be the awakening of mental strength." Li Xianyu said, "And if San Wu can save the girl killer, can it be others?"
King Kong explained: "As the saying goes, the devil is born of the heart. The essence of the illusion is that people are trapped in their own knots and devotion. The other is a person with a clear heart. San Wu can be immune to this spiritual shock. She has a virgin heart. "
Li Xianyu: "Ha?"
心 Virgin heart?
Isn't it virginity to have no heart?
Thunder Fighter Ji whipped over and yelled, "It's the heart of the virgin ...., it's the heart of the child, bastard."
King Kong avoided her long legs and looked disgusted: "Don't touch me, you're sick of death."
The Thunder King looked at King Kong with pity on his eyes. "The teenage killer is a mental awakener. Although he is trapped in the virtual world, he will not lose his mind, so he will need to go in to save him. There is no way for San Wu to solve the problem, and the bell must be tied, unless Long Aotian is awakened. "
羡 Li Xianyu raised his hand: "Fawang, Fawang, I'll apply to see you."
"Okay." He hesitated, and he agreed.
"But I want to have a meal first, and I'm starving." He added.
"Up to half an hour, go quickly and return quickly." The thunderbolt king waved his hand. He always gave special treatment and generosity to Li Xianyu. Who made the ancestors of the Li family spicy?
Thunder Fighter Ji and King Kong felt that Li Xianyu's ability was special, so the Thunder King was treated so favorably.
Before going to the revolving restaurant for food, Li Xianyu went to the toilet first. Only the intensive care unit has a separate toilet. Otherwise, he will get to the end of the corridor to solve the physiological problem.
He met the injured Li Bai at the entrance of the public toilet. He was wrapped in white gauze, holding a cane, and had not taken a bath for three days. His hair was greasy. Thanks to the blood of Li Xianyu and his constitution, he was transferred from the intensive care unit. Out.
"What a coincidence, senior Li Bai." Li Xianyu greeted warmly.
Li Bai heard a cry.
The two of them walked into the toilet side by side. Li Xianyu crookedly told him about his feat of virgin war today, and said that thanks to the predecessors you taught me to exhale as swordsmanship, otherwise I would choke the rice guy.
He stood side by side in front of the urinal, Li Xianyu took out the faucet, Li Bai glanced at it, and moved silently to the next urinal.
I thought for a while, and felt uncomfortable, Li Bai shouted, "A blue sky above my head, foot on both sides of the Yellow River."
Li Xian's fish urine was comfortable, and he was shocked by the coldness.
Neuropathy, your sister, Yellow River, do you know if you get angry?
白 Li Bai looked at Li Xianyu provocatively, it was a poem sent out by the big brother.
Everyone who breaks the company is not normal, and there are always some messy quirks.
羡 Li Xianyu pondered for a moment: "Flying down 3,000 feet, it is suspected that the Milky Way fell for nine days."
Li Bai was a little surprised, yes, he was weak in momentum.
I am an expert!
At this moment, he farted.
白 Li Bai groaned for three seconds, with a strong voice: "Huanglong emerged from the cave with rain, and his broke out anorectally."
Li Xianyu didn't think of farting at all. He thought for a while and groaned for a moment, and said in a deep voice: "An iron rod on Jiuxiao, sweeping the immortal palace like pride, can be as powerful as he wants, and wants to compare with the test of heaven. Artifact As soon as the world changed, the heavens and gods lowered their eyebrows. At the age of 48,000 years old, they passed countless small waists, the Guanyin lotus sat on, the queen mother sank the waist, the son-in-law's little hands, and the mysterious girl took off her waistband. . "
Li Bai's face turned white as if struck by lightning.
I lost, I lost.
Lost defeat.
羡 Li Xianyu shuddered, put the bird into the crotch, looked proud, and said, "Go away and get away with your clothes, hide and name."
I turned and walked away.
Take the elevator to the top floor, gobble a meal, revolving restaurant is available 24 hours, things are delicious, don't pay for it. Just before the appointed time, with a bulging stomach, went straight down to the equipment room on the 38th floor.
The elevator door opened, and blonde Victoria was slim and sexy, and the two bumped into each other.
I was a little awkward.
According to the Chinese style, it is the first choice to do so without expression.
Victoria was slightly silent, and took the initiative to smile at him, "Come up for dinner, how about the injury?"
She speaks English and speaks fast. Non-English major Li Xianyu stunned ~ EbookFREE.me ~ reluctantly understood, immediately shook her head and said in poor English: "It's all right, the injury is cured."
Victoria was surprised: "Healing?"
Healing powers are not common or rare, and there is nothing to hide. What should be concealed is that his healing powers also work for outsiders, which is not available for ordinary self-healing powers.
羡 Li Xianyu said "um", he was not very happy, and he was beaten for no reason. Although he finally won, Ryder's poor worm gully overturned and made him a little man, but in the end he was innocent. The Thunder King has never said how to help him get justice. The urine of our country, from the bureaucracy to the people, is mostly to sacrifice the interests of small people to maintain the decentness of both sides. Moreover, this group of Miguel came to talk about the offensive and defensive alliance.
Victoria smiled: "Come up and help Ryder pack food. He is too reckless at noon. I'm sorry. He will accept the punishment and let him apologize to you when the injury recovers. In addition, after consulting with your company, The Superpowers Association will compensate you for $ 100,000 in medical expenses, and I will compensate you for $ 100,000 in personal fame. "
Li Xianyu: ⊙0⊙
$ 200,000? !!
I can still have such a good thing after being beaten. What kind of law enforcer do I have to maintain the order of farts? Brother, is your family short of sandbags? I have come to apply.
Sting my milk, let's turn around at Li's.
Unfortunately, grandma and grandma are not there, and there is no one to share joy with.
The company is so good, the king is so good, long live the motherland.
Li Xianyu smile gradually happy.gif
Victoria smiled and nodded at him, stepped out of the elevator, and made a gesture to invite him into the car.
羡 Li Xianyu stepped into the elevator, and the door of the elevator closed slowly. He saw the back of Victoria entering the revolving restaurant.