Chapter 1768: 狐朋狗友插科打诨
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Son God Marvel
- 红海大提督
- 2337 characters
- 2021-02-11 03:34:37
"Let me introduce, my dear sir. This is my good friend. You can call him a weasel. He is a good hacker. All the people you want can be found through him!"
In the principle that the fertilizer does not flow outside the field, the dead waiter called his best friend to blend in. He thinks that the government's price is good. If you find a qualified person, you will give 200,000 yuan. It is a big head that is sent to the door. It is a little too sorry for him to kill him.
But he obviously has some neglect of his own friends. As a mercenary hacker, the weasel is rather willing to deal with mercenaries who even want to make a drink with a beer, and do not want to do business with a strong group like the government.
He was out of trust in the dead waiter, and he heard that the dead waiter had a big business to come to the door. But when he saw that the so-called big business was dealing with the government, and the government figure that appeared in front of him was actually Maria Hill, a big man who appeared in the news, his legs were soft and heart. They are all trembled.
He turned his face in public and went away. He didn't have the courage. He knows very well that as long as he dares to hit the government's face so much, it doesn't take long for the fbi people to smash their skins. But let him pick up the government's order, and his heart is not so willing.
I also know how trouble the government has to rely on outsiders to solve with the ass. Maybe it will be like the rubbed paper that has been oversized. When the task is completed, even if you don't even bother to look at it, these participants and insiders will be missing.
The Weasel certainly didn't want to go to the government's missing list for no reason, but he couldn't find it because he couldn't find an excuse. So he can only vent his anger on the dead waiter.
"Wade, you chrysanthemum sore bastard! This is what you told me, introducing a person who has a good business of 50,000 dollars? Why don't you tell me, this business is dealing with the government? If I Knowing that this job is to deal with people in the government, I swear, even if you give me 100,000, 200,000 benefits, I will never come over! This is simply making fun of my life!
"Let's relax, man, things are not as bad as you think!"
With the shoulders of his own friends, the dead waiter began to calm his emotions.
"You see, I know, I did a lot of dirty work for the government, but I am not still living well now? You must believe me, man. With our relationship, I will not take you to the fire pit. And again, we have known each other for so long, when did I fool you?"
The performance of the dead waiter is full of confidence, and for his attitude, the hacker weasel, which has always been realistic, sighed and said it in 151.
"Wade. We have known each other for more than ten years. If you lie to a child, please don't take it out and insult my IQ?"
"Don't talk about it, let's talk about things in recent years. Last week, you invited people in the bar to drink and spent three thousand dollars. I thought you were a rare generous person, who knows what you gave me. Actually it is fake money! You use fake money to take my wine to ask others, just because the said that your is very sexy! Please, if you like to hear this, I can tell you!"
"This is no problem. There is the last time, that is the most terrible. You told me that you have a brother who needs ignition support. I believe, open my own private arsenal to you, let it be You take it casually. As a result, this munition was sent directly to India. Do you not know that the whole world is attacking the arms delivery channel to the Hydra of India? You know, I don’t know if I am quick. I have found all the evidence that is not good for me. Maybe I was found by cia at that time and then hanged directly on treason!"
"You me tricks again and again, now you actually ask me, when did you fool me. Wade, when you say this, is your conscience not hurting?"
Maybe it was Wade who had been hurt too many times, so that when the weasel came here, he couldn't help but wave his arm and spit a lot of spit on the face of the dead waiter.
Of course, the face of the dead waiter has a hood, and he does not care about such a small problem. So now, he clung to the whole rat, and said to him in a very moving tone.
"If you don't tell me about these things, I even forgot that I have done so many bad things to you. I have discovered now, man, you are true love for Uncle Wade. If it is not because I already have a wife. I will definitely marry you!"
"Go to your mother, Wade. I like women, and they are beautiful women. In the evening, if I see your face that is like avocado that has been burnt with oil, my mother will spit it out. Also, Take your hand off my butt, especially your finger. Oh, you bastard, you really dare to break in!"
The weasel that the day and the mercenary deal with is certainly not so good to say, but Wade has long been accustomed to the way these people speak, so he does not care much about the words of the weasels. It’s just that he doesn’t care if he doesn’t mean that he doesn’t care. For Mary Hill, who is always in high position, the weasel’s words are a bit too unbearable.
She doesn't like the weasel of the weasel, which is full of dirty words, and doesn't like the slick characters like the weasel. Especially when he and the dead waiter sneered at each other, she became more and more aware that this group of people was not quite adjusted.
In any case, her task is a national event, and it is a major threat that Stark will pay attention to. Let her put such a heavy burden on the person who is not reassuring, and she is not at ease. So now, she said with a slap in the face of the two people who are playing the treasure.
"Mr. Wilson. You took me to this place, is it just to introduce such a person to me? If so, then I can only say that I am disappointed. Because I don't think you recommend this to me. Can give me the right person. The mercenary who is solely for money can't cope with my needs!"
It is normal for senior government officials to not see this group of war dogs. It’s just that the dead waiters who are themselves part of the war dog will not let them be robbed. So now, he refuted the indignation.
"What happened to the mercenary, can the mercenaries not win? Don't forget who the US situation in the Middle East was laid by, and we are mercenaries. Don't forget who helped you run the British and set up This country is also our mercenary! I am proud of this identity, and I am proud of this identity. If you don't need us mercenaries, you can go to the so-called national elites. See if they can complete your Mission, complete your mission!"
Rarely, Wade actually said something that would inspire people. In this regard, don't look at the weasel before burying Wade's savage, but at this time, he immediately stood up, firmly demonstrating the same line of attitude with Wade.
"Yes, we are also dignified. Even if you are a government person, you can't just smudge and win us!"
Although the death waiter is so abnormal, it is somewhat understandable. For a small strong who can't fight, whoever he provokes is acceptable. But the weasel is different. Anyone who knows the weasels knows that this is a soft egg. It is a guy who can make him immediately soft as long as he threatens him. At this time, he actually showed such toughness to the government he feared the most in the past. This is something that no one can think of.
The same is true of the dead waiter, so immediately, he secretly asked him in the ear of the weasel.
"Man, what's wrong with you, have you taken drugs? I just have an impulse, I just shouted a few words, I just shouted something I have forgotten. I don't expect you to support me at this time, but you will do it. I was stared at by the little the opposite side! Don't blame me for not reminding you that if you are stared at by her, even if you want to run, you can't run away."
"Shut up, you bastard. I have been unable to run since you brought this group. I have watched CCTV, and my bar has been surrounded by fbi. Now I just want to quit. Impossible. In this case, I would rather do this business. You also said that this is a big fat sheep. If I have completed this single business, I will be able to enjoy it safely for many years!
Two people whispered, and they were very experienced. They were not sitting across from Maria Hill to hear their conversation. Even if she heard it, Maria Hill didn't care. She only cares about other issues.
"Well, maybe what you said is really justified. But in the end, this is ultimately the personal ability and quality. I can give you a chance, Mr. Weasel. As long as you can give me enough quality candidates. Then I am willing to take back what I just said and give you the agency fee that will satisfy you!"
Is this what it is like?
When the money was raised, the weasel suddenly revealed a veritable city’s face. He rubbed his hands and said to Maria almost as soon as he was impatient. "Ms., you can trust me. I can see from the buddies of Wade. I have a lot of quality people in my hands. They may not be so good, but they will not be bad. As long as you Can provide enough satisfactory commissions and agency fees, I promise, I will be able to give you a satisfactory explanation!"
The way the weasels talk is not like an empty talk, and sometimes Maria Hill has to admit that snakes have snake paths and rats have rats. Like the guys who are crawling in the gutters, sometimes they can come up with something that is surprising.
She did not intend to spend the precious strength of the country today, but planned to find another way to solve the thorny problem in front of her eyes. Now, since the Weasel dare to play this ticket, she does not mind giving him a chance to show himself. So now, she said to the weasel with a nod.
"Sir, it is useless to say. If you really want to convince me, then take the resources out of your hands and see. I only look at the results, and only respect the facts I see, understand?"
"Of course, of course. Just don't know what kind of talents you need such a noble person? I have a warrior who has fought in battles, from the Gulf War to the Iraq war. Of course, if you want Looking for those who have special abilities and can perform some extraordinary tasks, I can also provide you with certain candidates. But this price, you have to calculate another!"
"The price is another? I gave an agent fee of 200,000 yuan per person. Isn't this enough to fill your appetite?"
Although it is said that you have mastered certain government funding rights, you can open a check at will. But Maria Hill still doesn't want to be the kind of big head, and it is meant to be slaughtered casually. So immediately, she crossed her eyebrows and asked about the weasel.
In this regard, the weasel was a glimpse, and immediately pulled the dead waiter around him, and spit on him.
"Wade, you bastard. Your mother actually deducted so much oil from the middle. You only gave me 50,000 in the 200,000 business, how can you not die?"
"Well, my dear weasel, don't let others look down. Isn't it just a hundred thousand dollars? Seeing your excitement, it's just losing the face of our mercenaries. Don't forget our identity. Read with me, we are noble mercenaries, we don't care about this little money!"
"Small money, Wade, you told me this is a small money? Do you know how much money you owe me for so many years? I tell you, you owe me a total of 32,443 yuan. Over the years I have not had the heart to ask you for this account. Now, you actually took away hundreds of thousands of dollars from my business. Tell me, how can you bear to hurt me like this!"
The weasel is obviously not fooled by Wade's flicker. On the contrary, in the face of monetary interests, he maintains a high degree of sobriety. However, the relationship between him and Wade has been very subtle. Because on both sides of the attack, he has always played the role of the recipient.
Anyone who knows the weasels knows. The weasel is the kind of Wade pit I have thousands of times, I am waiting for Wade as a first love. Don't look at what he is calling now, as long as Wade is slightly soft and makes an emotional card, he will immediately happily and Wade as a base friend.
This is the norm, and the current situation is as always, no accident.