Chapter 233: It's a big deal! (2 in 1
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Sorry, the System is Really Amazing
- I Am Ugly Through My Core
- 3286 characters
- 2021-03-01 02:14:44
Ye Chen was in a very good mood today, so he went to cook in person and rectified his lunch.
Superb Szechuan cuisine makes Zuo Zichang very addicted to eating.
In the afternoon, Chen loosened his car and pulled some herbs over.
Chen Song is also the fierce name of the first ghost house in Jiuwenchuan Province. Therefore, when he learned that the house had changed hands and became Ye Chen's mansion, his degree of surprise was no different from that of Zuo Zichang.
In the short period of time, Chen Song could not prepare all the herbs needed by Ye Chen. Ye Chen inspected them and found that the herbal medicine [Zeng Gao Wan] was refined.
After dinner, Zuo Zichang and Chen Song left.
Ye Chen began to refining elixir!
After several hours of tinkering, a lot of elixir was also refined, such as [Yang Yan Dan], [Guben Pei Yuan Dan] and so on. [Zeng Gao Wan] also produces 100 full capsules.
Throughout the manor house, there is a strong and mellow medicinal scent, and even those ghosts and paper horses and paper dogs are enjoying it when they sniff these medicinal scent.
[Zeng Gao Wan] It is about the size of a longan, with a milky white color on the whole body, and the surface of the elixir, with a clear and natural Dan pattern, such as a knife and an axe, three points into the wood.
"This 'Zeng Gao Wan' should be very marketable. In modern society, whether it is a job search or a blind date, there are some requirements for height. More or less, the height of a person is determined by heredity. And I practice The 'Zeng Gao Wan' will undoubtedly break life and create incredible miracles— "
For the value of [Zeng Gao Wan], Ye Chen knew.
However, Ye Chen is not clear about the specific efficacy of [Zeng Gao Wan]. For example, taking one [Zeng Gao Wan] can grow a few centimeters tall.
"This elixir is definitely okay. But in terms of details, I can't eat it. It's better to recruit some volunteers and try the medicine for free, so that I can understand the efficacy of this elixir!" Ye Chen pondered.
He didn't want to grow taller by himself. The height of 182 is considered to be okay.
At present, Ye Chen recruited the ghosts of the mirror and the ghosts of the wall, and told them to go to the downtown area of the liquor market early in the morning to distribute leaflets in search of volunteers with high demand.
No words overnight.
The next day.
Around eleven in the morning.
Underground parking lot in a bustling commercial district of the liquor market.
The parking lot with thousands of parking spaces is almost full at this time.
Amazingly, I saw an A4 paper on the windshield of each car in this parking lot.
"Hold the grass ... what is this special flyer?" A middle-aged fat man came over to drive and tore off the A4 paper on the windshield, took a look at it, and laughed. "In recent years, there are more and more silly ratios. You also need to talk about the basic law. Zenggao Wan? Suitable for any age? Even people in their 40s and 50s can grow taller after eating this stuff? Haha Haha ... isn't this an elixir! "
Soon, many car owners saw the advertising content on A4 paper-some directly tore it into pieces; some scolded them; some condemned them; some laughed at them ...
"Whoever believes in this stuff, who is a brain disabled. There have been many heightened products on the market. Various heightening drugs, insoles, etc. are endless. But people with a little IQ know that these are deceptive. , Fake. As for the increase of broken bones, huh, I think, no one dare to try it easily? But it will be disabled every time. "An intellectual stood in front of the car and sneered.
If Ye Chen saw this scene, he would be extremely speechless.
In a large parking lot, each vehicle issued an advertising leaflet. As a result, no one believed his Zenggao Pill, let alone a volunteer who volunteered to test drugs.
At this time, next to the door of a relatively low-key Lincoln navigator, an old man with white eyes but sharp eyes and good temperament held an A4 paper in his hand, his eyes flickered, and then he laughed at him. Smiled. "How is this possible? It's just bullying!"
"Uncle Dong, what's that?" There was a young man's voice in the car.
"Master." The old man fainted slightly, with an immense expression of respect, like facing a shrine, "It's a very boring advertising leaflet. I don't know who it was, it was posted on the car."
"Oh. Stop it, get in the car," the young man said indifferently. His voice is not loud, but he has a majesty that ordinary people cannot rebel against.
"Okay, sir. This year, people's hearts are not old. There are all kinds of scammers. Like this, the guy who advocates what is called Gao Wan Wan is really unethical and has no reward." The old man shook his head.
"What? !!! Zeng Takamaru?" Wen Yan said that the young man's unhurried voice was suddenly excited, so much that he couldn't help shaking.
"Master, they are all deceiving people," the old man said quickly.
"Show me! Hurry!" The young man said impatiently.
The old man had no choice but to pull the car door and hand the A4 paper to the young man.
After half a minute--
"Uncle Dong! Contact this person immediately and ask me for some Zeng Gao Wan! Hurry! Hurry! Go now!" The young man urged.
"Master, you ca n’t! How expensive is your identity? How can you rashly test the medicine? Moreover, this medicine has blown up the ceiling, and ninety-nine percent is fake!" The old man hurriedly advised. "Master, you also said that there are some things that are overdone, and they must be false."
"Uncle Dong, you are not clear about my situation. Being able to grow taller is the greatest ambition in my life! To this end, I have tried countless ways! I have also suffered a lot!" In the voice of the young man , Filled with a trace of grief and unwillingness, "Go! Even if I know it is a liar, I will try it! Moreover ... I will soon meet with Miss Peng, blind date, if she sees my height, I am afraid ... Hey!"
"Master, I ... I see. In fact, the master doesn't need to care too much. The ancients have clouds, people have sorrows, joys and sorrows, moons have sorrow, and there is no perfect thing in the world? If Miss Peng's height problem, Missed her, it was she who had no eyes. "The old man groaned endlessly.
"Come on. Uncle Dong, I've seen Miss Peng's photos and portraits. I fell in love with her at first sight and thought about it. This marriage is very important not only for the family. For me, it is also a top priority in life." The young man was extremely stubborn.
"Okay, master, if you have a problem, go ahead. I will go there in person and ask for a few pills of Gao Gao for your master." The old man commanded.
"A few more."
...
Ye Chen made some lunch for him alone.
After eating, I sat a little bored in the manor, waiting depressedly.
"Early in the morning, Mirror Ghost and Wall Ghost sent out tens of thousands of leaflets. Now, even a volunteer cannot be found." Ye Chen shook his head. "Forget it, I'll go back to Yanshi and see if anyone I know wants to grow taller. Or go to school to recruit volunteers."
Just then, Ye Chen's cell phone rang.
Picking up the phone and looking at it is a strange number.
answer the phone.
"Hello." There was an old man's voice over the phone.
"Huh? Are you?" Ye Chen froze slightly.
"Did you send the flyer of Zengamaru?" The old man asked. "Your mobile number is on the flyer."
"Yes, it was from me. Would you like to try the medicine?" Ye Chen felt a little warm in his heart, waiting for hours, and finally, someone contacted him!
However, it looks like a bad old man.
"It's my young master who wants to try your medicine. I'm here now to get the medicine. Excuse me, where are you?"
Ye Chen told the address.
"What? Are you in that haunted house? Are you? Are you fooling old?" The old man was a little angry.
"You will know if you take a look." Ye Chen hung up.
After half an hour.
A Porsche Cayenne entered the manor and stopped.
The old man stepped down from the car and looked around with some stunned eyes. "This derelict haunted house has been renovated to look like ... weird! Strange!"
Ye Chen walked forward.
"It was you who just called me, right?" Ye Chen looked at the old man.
"Well. Hello." The old man retracted his gaze and stared at Ye Chen.
This old man can also be regarded as countless readers. At this moment, when he looks at Ye Chen, he is a little shocked. ‘This young man is indifferent, and he has a little arrogance and calmness. Different from ordinary scammers! ’
I have to say that the old man's first impression of Ye Chen is still very good.
and! To be the new owner of this horrible ghost house, presumably, it is not a leisurely generation!
"What about medicine, boy?" The old man smiled. Subconsciously, it was difficult for him to associate Ye Chen with the liar.
"Well, you came here to take medicine for your young master, right?" Ye Chen laughed. "What's the situation with your young master? Why can't he not come by himself?"
"The young master is embarrassed by common affairs and has no time today." The old man said, paused, and frowned slightly. "Well, since it is to ask for medicine, the old is not shunned from disease. He is a distinguished master, but he is a dragon and a phoenix among people. When it is large, it is the legendary existence in the circle. In the liquor market, there are almost countless people looking up to the stars! But ... the young master is born with a major regret. It is-he is too short. "
"Oh. How tall is your young master?" Ye Chen wondered.
"This ... anyway ... is ..." The old man gave a stun. "Less than one meter six ..."
This answer is ambiguous.
Less than one meter six?
Is that one meter five or one meter four and one meter three?
"How old is your young master?" Ye Chen asked again.
"The teenager is 21 years old."
"Oh, that development is a bit slow. Many elementary school students now have a height of more than 1.6 meters." Ye Chen said sympathetically.
The old man's face became a little unsightly, shameful and ashamed, complacent, and bowed his head deeply.
"It's true. The young master fell in love with a woman at first sight. After a few days, he had to meet the woman for a blind date. However, the young master suffered, and was afraid he would be rejected because of his height." The old man bitterly said. "The picture of the woman is old, and it has been seen. Visually, it has a height of about one meter and seven meters. If the young master stood with her, he would be more than a short head ... hey!"
"This is really sad." Ye Chen comforted. "However, in fact, the combination of men and women, the difference in height and age is not the most important. As long as the sentiment is right. What is so-called-since Pangu Kaitiandi, how can there be men and women higher and lower, as long as the middle can match, which both ends Uneven? "
"This! What a mess!" The old man was surprised.
"Well, not much nonsense. Since your young master is willing to test medicine, I am also very relieved." Ye Chen took out 10 capsules of [Zeng Gao Wan] and handed it to the old man. "Eat one by one, every time you take one, the effect will be recorded, and after the completion, give the record to me. I need your master's feedback."
The old man took the pill, took a deep breath, and said solemnly. "Juvenile, I don't want to hurt you. Until now, I have to remind you-my young master, his identity is too special to be unattainable. This medicine, if it can really make up for his life's regrets, then congratulations, you will fly Huang Tengda , From now on. Ronghua rich and rich, endless. But! If there is a problem with this medicine, or there is no cure at all, then ... you can not bear the anger of the master. Maybe you will be crushed into shreds! "
The old man didn't exaggerate or intimidate. It seemed that he was elaborating a fact, and nothing more.
"Come on, don't threaten me. I'm not scared. I don't need anyone to give me glory and wealth, and I'm not afraid of any power. Hurry up." Ye Chen impatiently expelled the old man. "But you remember, this medicine is very precious, and now it is free for your young master to try. I need detailed instructions for the efficacy."
"Farewell." The old man left.
Ye Chen sat down and basked in the sun again.
Volunteers who did not test the drug since then actively contacted Ye Chen.
Perhaps, there were only tens of thousands of flyers out, and there was only one such volunteer.
At more than three in the afternoon, Ye Chen's mobile phone ringing.
"Yo? Is it possible that there will be volunteers?" Ye Chen picked up his mobile phone and looked at it. It was Pharaoh's call.
answer the phone.
"Brother Chen, what are you doing? I'll go to your house to find you, but you are not there." Pharaoh's voice contained complex feelings.
"What, Pharaoh, what are you doing?"
"I'm out of love! Quiet is gone! That night, Quiet took me to see her parents, but I fell asleep in a hotel somehow! Waking up, my quiet can no longer be contacted!" Lao The king was sad.
‘Hey, hey, your silence, I was killed, it ’s gone. ’Ye Chen smiled and comforted. "No big deal. Pharaoh, be strong, just a woman."
"But it's weird. Yesterday I had a special encounter." Pharaoh said mysteriously. "Brother Chen, I told you last night, a woman called me and asked me to go out for a drink. I don't know her. When I met, I was a mature woman in her thirties. I was very rich at first sight. It ’s so temperamental, I do n’t even have to say the figure, I ’m familiar with that. Guess what? I put her to sleep! Oops, that job can be fine! Need! The appearance of her and her body made me forget the silence quietly--Morning Brother, do you say that I am particularly mean? I like old and new. "
Ye Chen really laughed like a pig!
The 30-year-old woman who Lao Wang slept was not Ouyang Li's agent? That milfs short-haired woman?
But Ye Chen didn't say, "I said, Pharaoh, you called me just to say this?"
"No, no, Brother Chen, I'll tell you, I can't possibly do something big." Pharaoh's voice was a little scared and nervous.
"What's the big deal?" Ye Chen lit a cigarette and smoked lazily. Xin Xin said, you have even done the lonely ghost and ghost of the paper human body, and you almost died. What else is bigger than this?
"Brother Chen, listen to me—" Pharaoh combed his head and said. "A while ago, I wrote a novel. There are many types of urban powers. There are a lot of plots in it. They are power warriors and ancient warriors. You know, I always write novels based on serious evidence. Therefore, I am writing this novel. During the visit, I consulted a lot of information. "
"I have consulted on some materials. In the liquor market in Sichuan Province, there was a family of ancient martial arts, the Lei family. During the Kangxi reign of the Qing Dynasty, the Lei family produced a remarkable master, called 'Lei Hong'." Pharaoh trembled. Sound channel. "In the novel, I wrote about the Lei family. I also wrote about the master Lei Hong-I wrote, Lei Hong was resurrected, led the descendants of the Lei family, and fought with the protagonist in the novel. As a result, my protagonist, It is a power activist, and he took off Lei Hong's head in one stroke, and then destroyed the Lei family! The door was full of slaughter, and the chickens and dogs were not left! Moreover, the protagonist also gave a few Miss of Lei's family! The plot was really refreshing to write, the hatred was full, the blood was boiling, and the readers especially liked to watch it. On the plot, there were a lot of subscriptions and rewards ... "
"Oh, Pharaoh, I have read your book. You said the plot to kill the thunder family, I still remember. Is your so-called big event because the plot is too violent, bloody, pornographic, and ended up being 404? I don't think you are injustice. How much explicit are you writing? Especially the protagonist and Miss Lei's second wife, you wrote 5000 words in that drama-why you deserve it! "Ye Chen said seriously. "Come on, a trivial matter, you can make money anyway, 404 is OK, so as not to be invited to drink tea by the relevant departments."
"It's not 404! Brother Chen, you're finished listening to me." Lao Wang said in a frightened voice. "I've really lost blood mold for eight lives! The liquor market really has a Lei family! It is the ancient Wu family! And, indeed, their ancestors have a master named Lei Hong! The contemporary Lei family also has a second lady Some time ago, someone found me and said that my novel was seen by the people in Lei's family. The entire Lei's family was furious, saying that I would discredit and slander Lei's family.
"Uh?" Ye Chen was surprised. "Such a coincidence?"
Ye Chen just felt incredible.
Is there such a thing?
See you so long!
"What to do then?" Ye Chen was curious.
"I have asked the editor to block the book. I also sincerely apologize to the Lei family. I even want to pay a part of the proceeds of that book to compensate the Lei family." Pharaoh said in a crying voice. "But people don't follow me! Now give me two ways-first, let me go to the Lei house of the liquor market, kneel in front of Lei Hong's grave, and break on my own. Second, go to the liquor market and the people in Lei's house , Real-life PK, make a showdown. If I can defeat the masters of Lei's family, they will let me go, and I will never blame it. "
"Anyway, they must kill me this time!"
"Grass holding, brother, it looks like you are really doing something big." Ye Chen became more and more surprised.
About the ancient martial arts ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Ye Chen's knowledge is far more profound than that of Pharaoh.
Pharaoh was nothing more than reading some materials, accidentally hitting them, and writing the book's ancient Wu family, Lei's.
But Ye Chen is very clear that the ancient martial arts exist. The ancient martial arts in modern society are just like the masters in TV series. They can fly through the walls, open the stone and crack the stone. people!
These are all true!
Ye Chen has seen several masters in person!
He himself can also be regarded as an internal warrior!
"Pharaoh, you are dead." Ye Chen said solemnly. "The liquor market Lei family, there must be ancient warriors, you otaku who write a book, go and fight with others, that is 100% dead without a burial place."
"Say, Pharaoh, you call me, how do you want me to help you?" Ye Chen asked. "Are you going to let me go head-to-head with the Lei family? Help you fight?"
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