Chapter 37: Hot pot

"The dim sum in their house tastes average. The most classic is this spicy bun, which is fragrant and tender." Zhang Ke clipped the rabbit's head with his chopsticks in his bowl, "You taste it."
On the left is the fat rabbit snack from Zhuang Qing, and on the right is the spicy rabbit diners from Zhang Ke. On the opposite side are a group of smiling future colleagues. Fu Li suddenly remembers an allusion that he saw in a Chinese textbook a few days ago, Hongmen Banquet .
Xiang Wang Wujian, intended for Peigong. This is the old man's dismissal for the newcomer?
He thought he was covering up well. Did everyone know that he was actually a rabbit? Back then, he was less than 500 years old, and he could not even transform into a human form, because after hearing the story told by the white ape, he was a little curious about things outside the mountain. Then one day I ran out for fun and encountered two very strange snakes. They not only had wings but also two heads. The strange snake found him, not only mocked him for being weak and ugly, but also opened his mouth to devour him. Even when he was young, he was so trembling that he didn't even hold back his pee. If he hadn't come over to save him, he might have been swallowed by the strange snake.
Since then, he only feels disgusted when he sees the slippery things, and later learned that this strange snake is called fat left. Even if White Ape later said that eating this snake's meat is good for his body, but he just feels disgusted as long as he thinks about their ugly appearance.
What happened to rabbits and rabbits? As long as you cultivate well, rabbits can also contribute to the world.
He pushed the bowl in front of him, and looked pitifully at the people in the management department: "The rabbit is so cute, can I not eat it?"
It doesn't matter if you eat, it doesn't matter if you sit with me and watch you eat, why should you pick it in my bowl and persuade me to eat? He was not the mallard, as well as the tribe.
"Although it looks cute, its meat is more delicious and its fur is more beautiful." Xu Yuan said, "Senior, you can rest assured that this meat is definitely not used in excess of veterinary drugs. The ingredients in this shop are very particular about these, which are free-range The style of running rabbit meat is absolutely tender and vigorous. "
She thought it was a kind of centrifugal softness, saying: "Although the rabbit is cute, its main economic utility is to eat and cut hair."
The cold sweat on Fu Li's face was even worse, and his eyes were even more aggrieved: "None of you love to eat people, why do you even force rabbits to eat rabbits?"
"What?" Zhang Ke thought he had a hearing problem, and looked dumbly at Fu Li, looking foolish and stupid. The others were not much better than him. They reached out their chopsticks and felt that the rabbit meat in their mouths was burning, and their hearts were pounding.
Zhuang Qing threw half of the fat rabbit snack in her hand into the trash can under the table, took the cup up and took a sip of tea.
"What's wrong with the rabbit?" Fu Li said sternly. "You look down on the rabbit?"
"No, how can it be." Xu Yuan threw chopsticks. "The rabbits are cute and powerful. We all like rabbits."
"Yeah, yeah, Bunny is so cute, how can you eat Bunny?" Zhang Ke, who had recovered from shock, followed by throwing chopsticks. "There is a lobster shop next door. Let's go eat crayfish."
A group of people changed places and sat down. Fu Li looked at the new lobster and felt like he understood something.
It must have been the last time I was sore, and I was frightened so much that these people deliberately scared him. No wonder Zhang Shan said that if he behaves too well, he will be jealous. He should pay attention to it later.
No one in the management office could have imagined that Fu Li, with such a high military value, turned out to be an old rabbit who had practiced for 4,000 years. Rabbits have a short lifespan. Even if they are lucky enough to be adult, they are very low, like Fu Li ...
Probably belongs to the mutant species of rabbit demon.
After eating two pots of lobster, Zhang Ke's daughter-in-law approached Fu Li like: "Senior, the juniors did not know that your body was ... the magnificent jade rabbit, so when I arranged the meal, I was more offended. I was here I apologize to you here. "
"It's not a majestic moon-moon jade rabbit, either." Fu Li put down the lobster pinched in his hand, embarrassed and smiled. "Everyone is a colleague, just call me by name."
He stretched his hand for a distance, but it was more than twenty centimeters in length. He broke the jar and said, "I'm actually such a long-eared rabbit. When the king I and the white ape in the mountains went to the sea to fish, I saw me. The lanugo was not regressed, and there was no elder blessing. I felt pathetic, so I picked it up in the mountains and raised it. "Seeing everyone staring at him again, Fu Li's cheeks turned red.
After hearing this, Zhuang Qing remembered the kind little demon buried in the dragon belly on Wuying Mountain, and hated the Qinglong tribe for a bit.
"Benefactor, you are really amazing." Chu Yu admired his face, "I practiced for more than a thousand years, the original shape was only one finger long and wide." Don't say that a benefactor is a rabbit more than 20 centimeters long, even if the benefactor is Paramecium can only be seen with a microscope. Chu Yu also decided to worship him without a stand.
Chu Yu said so, everyone's look at Fu Li even more worship.
How much effort and sweat has it taken to cultivate from an ordinary long-eared rabbit until now?
Iron man, cow!
Naturally powerful monsters cultivate them to worship, and they are cultivated from inconspicuous animals to become powerful, even more reverent!
"But the monks who raised the seniors are really amazing. If I saw a fluffy little rabbit, maybe I would go home and cook ..." Zhang Ke scratched his head embarrassedly, grinning.
Fu Li lowered her head and clicked, biting off the lobster's head.
Zhang Ke swallowed, and never talked about eating rabbits again.
After the welcome dinner, everyone knew the original shape of Fu Li. Especially the sour name, which was changed to the Song language, and after learning what Fu Li was from, the whole demon collapsed. Anyway, he is also an ancient beast. How could a rabbit be sobbing and crying?
No, it should be said, how could a rabbit resist the instinct of the demon in the body, and beat him like this?
The face of the ancient monster was lost by him. Fortunately, the ancient monster was either dead or hiding, and no one knew he was so embarrassed. Think of it this way, Song language is relieved.
Nowadays, human beings are not all about the poor boy's counterattack story. Fu Li is the poor boy's protagonist in the demon world, so he can figure it out if he has the ability to hit his face.
In front of the old employees, several newcomers are still a little bit uncomfortable. Wei Cang is Zhang Ke's younger brother. Although he started as a demon monk, he is still very popular among the Qingxiao brothers. So after eating, I met Zhang Ke.
"Senior, this is my teacher Wei Cang." Zhang Ke intentionally made Wei Cang and Fu Li have a good relationship and took the initiative to introduce Wei Cang to Fu Li, "I will ask you to take care of it in the future."
"Do n’t you call me by the name in the future? This senior name sounds strangely old-fashioned." Fu Li's temper is quite easy to get along with, although he thinks that these people in the management office are suspected of giving him a banquet, but who made him open-minded Don't care about these juniors.
However, after looking at Wei Cang's figure, Fu Li felt a little envious, and turned out to be a tiger.
Probably because he had seen Fu Li's sourness, so when Wei Cang saw Fu Li, he could not help but have a sense of awe. Without Zhang Ke teaching him, he respectfully called Fu Li a "fu brother."
Although in appearance, he was several years older than Fu Li.
"Fu Fu, it's not convenient to take a taxi here. I'll drive you back." Zhang Ke sees Fu Li doesn't like to call his predecessor.
"No need." Zhuang Qing came over, "I'm more familiar with where he lives, I can just send it."
"Okay, boss." Zhang Kera took Wei Cang back a few steps.
After Zhuang Qing left with Fu Li, he whispered to his brother Wei Cang, "I heard that dragons and tigers are not compatible. They often fight together. After entering the management office, you remember to converge. Don't look at the boss who is less than two thousand years old. , Xiu Wei is unfathomable. I worked in it for ten years, and I have never seen the boss fight with anyone before. "
"Brother, you think too much." Wei Cang looked in the direction where Fu Li and Zhuang Qing left, and his eyes were full of worship. "The so-called dragon and tiger fights are actually fabricated by humans. They really do n’t belong to the Dragons. It's actually Phoenix. "
"Isn't Longfeng Fengxiang?" Zhang Ke felt a bit broken in his three views.
"It doesn't really matter what the truth is, you guys are happy. Anyway, since I was born, I haven't seen the Phoenix, maybe it has been extinct. Even if the Dragon tribe has human faith, there are only a few dozen Head, what fight. "Wei Cang shrugged with his hands in his pockets, and his attitude was very casual." This world already belongs to human beings. "
The past glory and glory of the demons are just like those magnificent historical records in human history. You can't go back in time, and you can't go back. It is better to look up and look forward to the present moment, and then there will be new hope in the future.
Zhang Ke looked at his indifferent teacher, and felt as if he had seen the hero's twilight, and his face was old, with a slight sadness.
"Brother, what are you thinking about?" Wei Cang sighed, his eyes filled with the vicissitudes of seeing the world, "It doesn't matter, as the wind and water take turns, it's just a habit."
Zhang Ke :?
As a human, he felt like his race was cursed.
Fu Li got into Zhuang Qing's car and looked back and forth: "Your car is repaired?"
This question made Zhuang Qing think of the low-level car accident not long ago, and her heart hurt a little: "Well."
"You are so generous with Dragon. You invited so many people to eat at noon, did you spend a lot of money?" Fu Li fastened himself with a seat belt.
"It's okay." He didn't spend his money anyway, this money was to be reimbursed. This time the management office recruited a demon who practiced for four thousand years, and a big demon that was only recorded in ancient books. The above was very happy, so I specifically allocated a sum of money.
"I didn't know your original shape before, so I was more offended when ordering food." Zhuang Qing observed the expression of Xia Fuli, "Please don't take it to heart."
"It's all right, I just don't eat rabbit meat by myself, you don't have to eat it." Fu Lidao said, "For example, the king on my hill is a pig, and everyone wants to eat pork."
There was a vivid picture in Zhuang Qing's mind, a pig was roasting rabbit meat, a rabbit was eating pork, a monkey was eating roasted sparrows, sparrows were eating fish on a branch, and four different creatures were sitting around The atmosphere is friendly and harmonious.
Frightened by what he had made up with his brain, Zhuang Qing shook his head, and he was distorted by Fu Li.
A few years ago, he had no chance to see the grand occasion of the demon world, but it is certain that Fu Li should live in a simple environment. Although sometimes he feels that Fu Li is in danger somehow, the breath on the other side is very clean. This is a peculiar spiritual field that is not contaminated by cause and effect, nor has it been eaten by people.
"Why go to the hotel?" Zhuang Qing gave the steering wheel. "You still have to go to work now?"
"I'm going to resign." Fu Li took out a resignation letter from his jacket bag. "Although Wang Daoyou has approved my departure in advance, according to rules, I have to submit this resignation to the personnel department."
"You really behave."
Zhuang Qing is unconcerned about this. Many demon cults can now be integrated into the human world, but demon cults that obey the rules to this point are rare.
When the car arrived at the hotel, Zhuang Qing went out: "Go ahead, I will wait for you in the car."
If it weren't for the diamonds and Yuandan Dan, he would not be willing to consume so much gasoline to be a free driver for a rabbit. It's really short. The man's mouth is soft, he still eats and takes it, and he can't get enough.
Fu Li resigned and met Zhang Shan. Zhang Shan already knew that Fu Li had found a good job in a biological company, so when he saw Fu Li, he joked and asked him to treat him.
After a couple of jokes, Zhang Shan pulled Fu Li into the corner and whispered: "Xiao Fu, after I went back last night, I went to check the Changlong Biotechnology company. I didn't expect this company to be quite powerful. What self-developed cosmeceuticals are welcomed by women, as if they are also producing any medicines, etc. It is a low-profile, time-honored company. It will not be a liar, so you can work at ease. "
A few days ago, Fu Li and Zhang Shan mentioned that he was accepted by Changlong Technology and Biological Company, but he didn't know whether he should go or not. Zhang Shan thought Fu Li was worried that this was a liar company, so he went to check it.
This is not to blame him for thinking too much. There are too many scammers under the name of technology and biology. What should I do if I encounter any messy organization?
Zhang Shan didn't say, Fu Li didn't know yet. The original management office actually had products on the market. It was really ... disguised.
"Thank you." Fu Li looked at the enthusiastic human in front of him, and patted him on the shoulder. "I will invite you to dinner when I have a holiday."
"Okay." Zhang Shan cheerfully backed off his shoulder, "rest early and go to work in the new company tomorrow. You must have enough energy."
"Huh!" Fu Li nodded.
However, the first day when he went to work in the management office, Fu Li did nothing except to familiarize himself with the various formation methods. On the second day at work, Fu Li stayed with everyone in the large office area and listened to the ghost stories of the human world for a whole day. He didn't understand why a group of people were so interested in ghost stories written by human authors.
On the third day, the old employees told the six new employees about the staff rules and distributed a lot of office supplies. Fu Li left the office with Wei Cang to the left and Song to the right. There are many rooms inside Changlong Biological Company. Because each cultivator has different habits and hobbies, each has an independent office. In the middle of each floor, there are public offices and conference rooms. He likes lively cultivators. They like to stay in public offices.
If humans come in, they will only think that this is an ordinary biological company, and only the cultivator who has the management license of the management office can see it.
Buildings with countless floors, luxurious spiral staircases, ancient paintings on the walls that have gone through time, and some corners of the corners that seem ordinary, but in fact it is possible to speak and sing songs or even turn into vines, all prove it Unique.
The scenes in any mythical movie are clumsy and cheap compared to the real management office.
When Fu Li went to see Sun Gou with his bones and chicken legs, his job had changed from making clothes to making dolls. The black and short dog claws were particularly flexible. He took the doll twice Eyes stuck.
Seeing Fu Li coming, he was very happy, pushed the big box containing dolls aside, and waved the black tail to the door: "Xiao Fu, you finally came to see me." The light on the door flashed, Fu Li's hand came to Sun Gouer.
He lay down on his forelegs, opened his mouth and bite a stick of bone, raised his head and left, and said, "I didn't introduce you into the city for nothing, and I was locked up here for a few months, and only you have seen me."
"Appearance is very important to human beings. You give fox sperm a fake education and let her rely on these to lie to human beings online to believe her and buy fake masks in her shop. As a result, they break their faces. "Fu Li lay on the door frame and said to Sun Gou across the boundary," After the sentence is released, don't lie to anyone. "
"Don't lie to me what I eat." Sun Gouer cracked the bone of the stick with a click, and his dog face was a bit cold. "Is human being worthy of my kindness and kindness?"
"The only thing they blame is being stupid!"
Sun Gouer dropped this sentence, turned around and picked up the insulation box with his mouth. After lying a bit further, he used his to point to Fu Li, and continued to rub chicken legs and stick bones. Sometimes the soup splashed on his face, and he didn't forget to wipe it with his paw.
Fu Li walked out of the prison / jail cell and encountered Zhuang Qing and Chu Yu on the way to the cafeteria. Chu Yu greeted him to leave together.
"Fu, what are you going to do in the prison? There is no aura and the air is muddy." Chu Yu asked curiously.
"I'll visit my fellow villagers."
"Oh, that idyllic dog." Chu Yu said, "I really didn't expect that the dog you had was on the mountain."
"It's not Wuyingshan." Fu Li shook his head and explained, "Wuyingshan Demon Xiu never lied, and never did anything harmful. Sun Qiye is the place where I am awake and encounters Xiu Xi."
There are no monsters in the world that are not deceiving. Chu Yu carefully looked at Fu Li. I am afraid that when they deceived, Fu Li did not know his predecessors.
After returning from dinner, the management office received a report from the enthusiastic demon crowd, saying that foxes had refined their money to deceive human beings, and the amount involved could be as high as two million yuan.
"Why is it a fox spirit?" Chu Yu hung up the phone and frowned. "This year the Fox family has committed several cases. The last time the fake mask hasn't come out yet, there are foxes who can't wait to commit another crime."
"Zhang Ke, this time you take Fu Ge and Qing Xu to run, so that they can familiarize themselves with the workflow."
The Chief Tao is in charge of catching drugs, and Fu Ge is in charge of fighting monsters.
Late at night, Fu Li looked at the Xiu Xiu who was cuddling with a human, and turned to look at Zhang Ke: "Is this a fox spirit?"
I don't know if the current practitioners are affected by the TV series. When they see the monsters who seduce humans, they think of fox spirits.
This is obviously a lemur. According to biology, he should be a family with monkeys, and it's not a matter of fox essence. 2k novel reading network