Chapter 10: Matchmaking (2)
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Spirit Hotel
- Su Youbing
- 1591 characters
- 2021-02-27 01:41:20
Dia was getting closer.
Jin and Shi Feixia waited.
The figures of the three men slowly crossed and slowly turned away.
Shi Feixia settled down, but turned to see that Jin was also relieved, "You and Diya ..."
"What?" Kim turned his head, his face full of vigilance.
Shi Feixia grinned, "Are you old lovers?"
Kim was shocked. "How do you know?"
...
Shi Feixia said dullly, "I talked casually."
King raised his collar and suddenly jumped off the second floor.
With the last experience, Shi Feixia adapted well this time. After he landed, he straightened his collar and turned and left.
"Hey, where are you going?" Kim stood nervously in front of him.
Shi Feixia opened his mouth exaggeratedly and sang loudly, "pulling ... ..."
...
Kim subconsciously covered his nose and said, "How can you, a disgusting human, do such a disgusting thing!"
Shi Feixia didn't feel good. "I'm shit, but I'm not eating shit? I'm disgusting."
King stared at him in disgust, "How can you hang this word in your mouth all day?"
"I just hung up for two minutes. And," Shi Feixia paused, a little bit of resentment in his tone, "If it weren't for you holding my collar up and down and jumping, it would make me excited for a while, and my stomach peristalsis intensified, why would I suddenly want to WC?"
King looked at him hesitantly, as if weighing his words true and false.
Shi Feixia turned and raised his and said, "If you don't believe me, I can give you a fart and smell it."
"Come on!" Jin Jiucha did not take a kick and sent him a ride.
Shi Feixia nodded, and trot back to the room. There is no way, if you run too hard, you will turn down your inventory.
Going to the toilet is an urgent matter.
This can be seen from the countless generations who have reformed Confucius' "three diseases"-arrogance, stubbornness, and ignorance-and use time to reform into the "three urgents"-fart urgency, urinary urgency, and stool urgency. How important is the resolution of this need.
Shi Feixia put on his pants, washed his hands, and came out of the room with satisfaction.
Kim Jong sat cross-legged on his bed.
"Why are you here?" Shi Feixia was startled.
Jindao: "When you wake up in the middle of the night, you are more calm than you are now."
Shi Feixia said, "Which time?"
Really dripping.
Kim criticized in his heart. But now is not the time to turn over the old account, he has more important things to talk about. "Forget it, let's talk about the problem at hand."
Shi Feixia wondered: "What are you and me in the future?"
"If you don't solve the immediate problem, you have no future at all." Jin Yinsen's teeth were exposed again.
Shi Feixia jumped up, hugging the closet and shivering, "So terrible! So terrible! Scared me ..."
...
Kim yelled, "Put away your disguise and talk to me!"
Shi Feixia opened the closet, stood up again, and coughed out, "I just feel that every time you show your teeth, you don't care much. I'm so sorry for its automatic shrink function."
Jin Dao: "Do you want your head to have this function?"
Shi Feixia said, "How many times can I use it?"
Jin Leng coldly said: "Once. Scrap after use."
"Forget it. We want to be environmentally friendly."
Jin bit his finger and thought, "What did I just say?"
Shi Feixia quickly reminded: "The telescopic function of the head."
"No, I mean before ..." He thought of something, his head slowly raised, looking at Shi Feixia's gaze with a sense of indifference.
Shi Feixia said: "I am the only human in Noah's Ark."
"Ok."
"So I'm important, I can't die."
Jin Tiaomei said, "It depends on whether you are fit or not."
...
Shi Feixia sighed: "You and Diya were once lovers, shouldn't Hughes know?"
The chill in Jin's eyes suddenly turned into two Wang Qiushui, looking at him pitifully.
Shi Feixia shook the goosebumps on his arm. "Did you pedal two boats?" If so, then he must tell Hughes. This satyr in vampire skin must not be so proud of it.
Suddenly, Jin got up from the bed and twitched his hair, and said, "As a noble blood, how could I do something to hurt my beloved lover?"
"Then what are you afraid of?"
Suspicious flushing appeared on Jin's face. "It's just noble like me, and occasionally lie innocently."
Shi Feixia said, "For example?"
King looked downcast, "I told Hughes that I was still a virgin before I dated him."
...
Shi Feixia opened his mouth wide, just about to laugh out loud.
Hearing Jin Yin shouted, "If you dare to make fun of me, I will cut your throat."
"Yawn!" Shi Feixia sneezed, then stood upright, "Hughes believed?"
"Dia and I happened before Hughes came. It lasted for three days." King stretched out three fingers. "All I know is Isfer."
Three days of romance.
A cluster of small flames suddenly appeared in Shi Feixia's mind, and then he was slap'dapped!
It's dead.
"So," Jin Zhanlan's eyes fixed on him, "you should know what I want to say next?"
Shi Feixia said: "Threat and lure."
"Huh."
Shi Feixia said, "Do you know what my name is?"
"Shi Feixia."
"This name was given to me by my father. He was obsessed with martial arts, and caught up with Superman, so my name is Shi Feixia." Thinking of my father and mother at home, Shi Feixia's emotions came up completely, "He always wanted me Neng Dangzheng is a man. Occasionally, he sees unevenness and pulls a knife to help, and occasionally eliminates violence ...
Jin looked blank.
"Unfortunately, I failed his expectations and did not get admitted to the police."
Jin Tao: "What does this have to do with keeping me secret?"
...
"It doesn't matter," Shi Feixia said with a smile, "I just want to say."
"..."
Jin said: "Hum. If you let me know that Hughes found out, you ..."
Shi Feixia said: "It's not necessarily me who leaks, it's probably Diya."
"He wished to bury this matter in the core of the earth." Jin was very hurt when he said this. "He said it was the most disgraceful time of his life."
Shi Feixia honestly said, "In fact, I think you should persuade Hughes to reconsider your relationship with you."
Jin's eyes glanced over.
Lan was ridiculous.
Shi Feixia hurriedly said, "Of course, I should keep my mouth shut, I will keep my mouth shut." It's not a big deal anyway. Who doesn't have a past?
Jin slowly said: "Flying."
Shi Feixia shuddered and said, "Don't be so affectionate. I'm cold."
King suddenly leaned next to him and smiled slightly: "What do you think of my proposal?"
"Did I already promise?"
"I'm not talking about this, I'm talking about you and Diya."
...
Shi Feixia looked at him expressionlessly, "What's the matter between me and Diya? It's yours and him."
Jin suddenly hugged his shoulder. "Oh, I have done so long in a hotel, and I have encountered so many humans. You are the most special one."
"Is this a compliment?"
"No, it's a statement."
"Uh, then you continue."
Jin Tao: "In the past, as soon as I showed my teeth, they were scared."
...
Shi Feixia said: "What do you mean by having everything?"
Kim took it for granted: "It's all promised."
Shi Feixia said: "Oh, our all-in-one is not so useful."
Jindao: "You are really outdated."
...
Shi Feixia apologized, "Next time to improve."
Jin Tao: "What did I just say?"
"Everything is available."
"One more sentence."
"I am the most special person you have ever seen."
"Well," Jin Xiao said, "that's why I decided to fulfill you and Diya."
What is said is really sounding. Shi Feixia glanced at him obliquely, "Is this selective?"
"No, it is mandatory."
"Then you continue."
Jin Tao: "Trust me, you will not regret staying with Diya."
Shi Feixia said, "Why did you break up?"
King whispered awkwardly: "Because he regretted it."
...
Shi Feixia said earnestly: "Actually, I'm really not gay."
King pondered for a while and said, "Do you think Dia is beautiful?"
"I think beauty is a very broad concept, and it usually ..."
Gindo: "Judgement of right and wrong."
Shi Feixia answered subconsciously: "Yes."
"That's right," Jin said with a grin. "Human standards for judging men and women have always been superficial. But Diya has clearly broken this boundary. So you don't have to use the same as an excuse."
Shi Feixia said: "Don't vampires judge men and women by appearance?"
Jin Dao: "The great blood is certainly not looking at the superficial appearance, we are looking at the deep appearance."
...
Shi Feixia secretly than the middle finger.
"Actually," he paused. "I just thought today that Hughes is also beautiful. She is even more beautiful than Dia."
...
Kim's blond hair fluttered and he yelled at the door: "You, immediately go to pursue Dia! If you fail, don't shit!"
Shi Feixia walked out slowly, muttering with the right voice in his mouth: "Noble blood, since when did your mouth start to hang shit."
"..."
Out of his room, Shi Feixia looked at his watch and had a meal.
The restaurant is the busiest at this time.
Several guests came down to dine.
Shi Feixia greeted them one by one and stood seven or eight meters away.
Glancing around, he chose the position beside Dwarf Rayton.
Although out of Hughes, he has the best relationship with Asha. But his saliva is really daunting, especially when eating.
Rayton whispered: "Are you asking Isfael for a long salary?"
Shi Feixia said in astonishment: "How do you know?"
"I heard it while experimenting with the newly invented domino handset."
Shi Feixia said, "What does it have to do with dominoes?"
"It doesn't matter."
"Oh."
"This is not the point. The point is that you actually asked Isfael to raise your salary."
Shi Feixia said: "I failed."
"My concern is not the results," Layton whispered. "Noah's Ark has never had a long salary since its existence."
Shi Feixia said: "So?"
"So you did it," Rayton repeated. "You asked Isfael for a raise!"
...
Shi Feixia held his headache. He'd rather add a few drops of saliva to his plate, at least bite his teeth and still eat.